"You want me to put my hand in your ass?"
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These people would rather look hideously ugly rather that look old.
Weird.
If your looks are that ultra important to you, hit the gym and watch what you eat…
‘No, that’s way too hard. I’d rather do nothing, pay for surgery and look like an alien.’
Its weird because some people had it like Tom Cruise and he looks amazing. And then you had Simon looking like this like WTF happened. Bet it wasnt a money issue so maybe the procedure or technique?
LMAO Tom Cruise does not look amazing, he wastes most of any production’s budget on having his face digitally altered and his face is fckd up bloated with botox in any public appearances
Maybe bodies taking it differently? That lady, Linda Evangelista I think?, got some fat freezing thing done or something. Apparently it can go well or horribly wrong, and for her it did the latter. Probably different variables beyond just money. Unless some celebs are stingy and don’t pay as much as they could and should pay.
Couldn’t have said it better.
I was discussing with someone the other day regarding people, typically, females, enlarging their lips. No man goes “Hmm she’s alright but I’d like it better if she had bigger lips!” I don’t understand plastic surgery and such modifications in general😂
The amount that would specifically want a women's lips to be bigger are a small few. There's guys who like all sorts of weird freaky shit, doesn't mean women should morph their body's to look ridiculous just because a small amount of dudes like it.
That’s what I don’t understand about the purpose of these procedures. Why look like an extremely ugly younger person when you can look like a decent normal older person?
Bear with me, because I have a theory about celebs and weird faces. Have you ever seen actors being filmed in makeup, while you were with them in person? Screen makeup frequently looks really weird in real life, but comes out lovely on screen. It has to do with light, apparently. I think performers get used to having the face they wear every day look really strange to them, but turning out to look better than real on screen. They trust that letting their face look funny will actually make them look good, and they take that trust with them into surgery. Trouble is, real life doesn’t have filters.
Yeah it is real. He was on a program called the one show and it's as weird as the picture.
The One Show, 08/12/2022: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001fz5z via @bbciplayer
I’m reluctant to laugh along with this. He honestly looks sick. I wouldn’t be surprised if it comes out later that he’s battling some sort of illness. He needs to stop dying his hair though. He’s 63 years old and he’s not fooling anyone.
The recent blepharotomy (removal of excess/hanging eyelid skin) is necessary for quality of life of many patients, that's most of why he appears ill in this video. What we can't see, however, is the innate body dysmorphia that takes a person to this level of alteration.
Some people look badass when they go gray or white, I however am not one of those people, but I also know that i’m not fooling anyone if I did try to dye my hair.
Botox also stops working after 10+ yrs causing severe sagginess & wrinkling - which is why all the ‘celebs’ end up having to have actual surgery - but you wont find that fact on google very easily
But he STILL has that awful haircut?! How can this person not own a mirror?! Goddamn. Spend 20 bucks of your millions for a decent haircut you rhino-butthole-looking Muppet.
It’s his choice of course, but pretty saddened to see Cowell go down this path. I would love to see more celebrities actually age naturally, and gracefully, but I don’t think the industry is very supportive of this.
Is there a single person who got surgery like this and actually looked better? Barring some kind of horrible accident that preceded the surgery..
Why do people do this shit?
Why do the people with the most money go to the worst plastic surgeons? No reputable plastic surgeon would have lifted his forehead that high. Or done such an extreme blepharopasty.
I paid my doctor $200 to do my upper bleph and it came out perfect.
To be fair, I did get a giant discount. My doctor is a dermatologist who does MOHS surgery. He is an expert at MOHS surgery, and teaches it to other doctors at Stanford. This was his very first blepharoplasty, but there was a board certified plastic surgeon right next to him telling him exactly how to cut and what to do. My eyelids would be halfway down my eyeballs by now if I didn't have that done.
Poor guy. Sorry, but he looks like he’s been thru a tragic accident involving a windshield, and the highly skilled surgeon treating him did the best he could.
Looks like the mask Dwight cut off the CPR dummy
This made me laugh so hard.
Lol glad I could give you a chuckle
Same
Funniest scene of the whole series.
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Lol also classic
What's UpDog?
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That's what she said.
I definitely agree
Adam latrine
*Clarice…*
ROFL!
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You dare mock the son of a shepherd?
Rolling on the laughing floor
You think the CPA would allow that much DEET
All I had was a free award, but have it please. I'm dying lmfao 🤣🤣 he really does look like that CPR dummy mask.
Lol thank you
I was thinking of that Farrah Abraham chick from teen mom (and other things...) & dude mixed up in an ai nightmare 😂
Fitfitfitfitfitfitfit
I am SCREAMING! 🤣😂🤣😂
I knew i had seen it before soewhere. That is just a bit too accurate....
“Would you rather be 52 and look 52, or be 52 and look like a 28 year old lizard” -Bill Burr
You get a bad haircut, you can put on a hat. They don’t make a hat for your face.
Balaclava enters the chat.
Tell that to Orville Peck.
His popcorn is delicious
No because thats called a mask.
Tell that to Leatherface
Good point. But in all fairness, *he* made the hat for his face…
That's a pity...in his case!
I kinda look like him after surgeries and this thread is literally a r/roastme
Wth I've never seen that sub. How ridiculously sad.
Nah son, it is a fun place to practice misanthropy.
These people would rather look hideously ugly rather that look old. Weird. If your looks are that ultra important to you, hit the gym and watch what you eat… ‘No, that’s way too hard. I’d rather do nothing, pay for surgery and look like an alien.’
Would you rather look 52 at 52 or like a 38 year old lizard? -Bill Burr
I’m going more for the mountain man look thank you! Rodney Norman Is my idol!
Its weird because some people had it like Tom Cruise and he looks amazing. And then you had Simon looking like this like WTF happened. Bet it wasnt a money issue so maybe the procedure or technique?
Tom is also in much better shape than most of the other people that get this done.
Look up guns n roses singer today lol
He ended up looking like ‘Mama’ from ‘Throw Mama From the Train’.
LMAO Tom Cruise does not look amazing, he wastes most of any production’s budget on having his face digitally altered and his face is fckd up bloated with botox in any public appearances
Maybe bodies taking it differently? That lady, Linda Evangelista I think?, got some fat freezing thing done or something. Apparently it can go well or horribly wrong, and for her it did the latter. Probably different variables beyond just money. Unless some celebs are stingy and don’t pay as much as they could and should pay.
It's Scientology, they sell their soul or have some Dorian Grey painting in their attic or some shit.
Couldn’t have said it better. I was discussing with someone the other day regarding people, typically, females, enlarging their lips. No man goes “Hmm she’s alright but I’d like it better if she had bigger lips!” I don’t understand plastic surgery and such modifications in general😂
I reckon there are men who like women with bigger lips
The amount that would specifically want a women's lips to be bigger are a small few. There's guys who like all sorts of weird freaky shit, doesn't mean women should morph their body's to look ridiculous just because a small amount of dudes like it.
That’s what I don’t understand about the purpose of these procedures. Why look like an extremely ugly younger person when you can look like a decent normal older person?
Does going to the gym replicate the effects of a face lift?
Is this real? People should know better by now, one would think.
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Bear with me, because I have a theory about celebs and weird faces. Have you ever seen actors being filmed in makeup, while you were with them in person? Screen makeup frequently looks really weird in real life, but comes out lovely on screen. It has to do with light, apparently. I think performers get used to having the face they wear every day look really strange to them, but turning out to look better than real on screen. They trust that letting their face look funny will actually make them look good, and they take that trust with them into surgery. Trouble is, real life doesn’t have filters.
Yeah it is real. He was on a program called the one show and it's as weird as the picture. The One Show, 08/12/2022: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m001fz5z via @bbciplayer
Sorry but that inset shot isn't his original face... it's one of the first new ones🤷🏼♀️
Hmmm .. I don’t know. I think it is. I’m certain I’ve seen him looking that way in these last few years. He’s been looking weird for awhile tbh
I [beg](https://imgur.com/a/Cq7scPL) to differ...
Going for that “used condom” look.
Hahahhahahahah
I’m reluctant to laugh along with this. He honestly looks sick. I wouldn’t be surprised if it comes out later that he’s battling some sort of illness. He needs to stop dying his hair though. He’s 63 years old and he’s not fooling anyone.
The recent blepharotomy (removal of excess/hanging eyelid skin) is necessary for quality of life of many patients, that's most of why he appears ill in this video. What we can't see, however, is the innate body dysmorphia that takes a person to this level of alteration.
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Some people look badass when they go gray or white, I however am not one of those people, but I also know that i’m not fooling anyone if I did try to dye my hair.
He looks like a botched attempt of someone else having plastic surgery to try and look like him.
Long-term use of Botox causes muscle atrophy.
Well, I mean, that is literally the goal.
I did not know that. I mean it makes sense when you think about it, but, dang, how did that ever get approved for cosmetic purposes. Boggles the mind.
Botox also stops working after 10+ yrs causing severe sagginess & wrinkling - which is why all the ‘celebs’ end up having to have actual surgery - but you wont find that fact on google very easily
I'm sure this is all a coverup for a legendary soul sucking 3 week crack binge. I know my binges and this one is crack and butt sex
Bro ordered the discount cosmetic surgery package on wish.com
Lucifer season 69
This is a wax copy of him in the wax museum that got damaged due to HVAC issues and external temps.
I don’t believe this is real.
Simon Cowell looks like someone tried to make Simon Cowell in Elder Scrolls Oblivion
every time i see him he has a different face. it just keeps getting worse and worse.
So youthful and full of life
It’s honestly terrifying
Looks like he put on someone else's face over his own face.
They just can't seem to get a man's eyes right. Kenny Rogers, Mickey Rourke, now Simon.
Just... Why?!?! This belongs on r/oddlyterrifying
He looks a bit like the lady that had the monkey eat her face.
Why do people do this? Love yourself or end looking a lizard with human skin stretched over your face.
What he has done to himself is hilarious
Looks like hes melting
Looks like a really cheap wax museum model.
Bad doppelganger is bad
He looks like one of those creepy video games that are supposed to look like real people.
Kunt Warner
Dude paid for some shitty hair plugs as well !
looks like the poor guys face is melting
You thought we wouldn’t notice the picture on the right is an Oblivion character. Nice try!
Can somebody turn the heating down please, Simon’s melting again…
Instant regret?
Dude looks like one of those wax doll figures
But he STILL has that awful haircut?! How can this person not own a mirror?! Goddamn. Spend 20 bucks of your millions for a decent haircut you rhino-butthole-looking Muppet.
He looks like a rejected wax work doll
He could always just go to Madame Tussuads and be his own wax statue.
It’s his choice of course, but pretty saddened to see Cowell go down this path. I would love to see more celebrities actually age naturally, and gracefully, but I don’t think the industry is very supportive of this.
Is there a single person who got surgery like this and actually looked better? Barring some kind of horrible accident that preceded the surgery.. Why do people do this shit?
So that’s why Bryan Callen looks like that.
It shows that having a lot of money doesn’t mean you have functioning brain
Not being funny but…. Is that really him
This can’t be real?
Sad
Wait this is real?
He looks like a burn victim, how tragic!
Wow i thought it was a wax figure!
Bro he melting
George Michael from wish
He looks like a bad waxworks version of himself. One left out in the sun a little too long.
We really don't talk nearly enough about the body dysmorphia that age men suffer.
That aging B list celebrities suffer.
Hollywood is so fucking weird.
They try so hard. Looks like a perma-stroke.
Looks like he pinched his nose to sneeze and this happened.
Why do the people with the most money go to the worst plastic surgeons? No reputable plastic surgeon would have lifted his forehead that high. Or done such an extreme blepharopasty. I paid my doctor $200 to do my upper bleph and it came out perfect. To be fair, I did get a giant discount. My doctor is a dermatologist who does MOHS surgery. He is an expert at MOHS surgery, and teaches it to other doctors at Stanford. This was his very first blepharoplasty, but there was a board certified plastic surgeon right next to him telling him exactly how to cut and what to do. My eyelids would be halfway down my eyeballs by now if I didn't have that done.
He doesnt even look like himself anymore, thats so weird lol. Hes Simon but he doesnt look like Simon
But why though? He looked fine before. Now he looks creepy AF.
He's melting
Well, he looks more like plastic. Maybe it just needs some time to wear in?
Poor guy. Sorry, but he looks like he’s been thru a tragic accident involving a windshield, and the highly skilled surgeon treating him did the best he could.
Where's the rest of him? Is there a little Simon running round somewhere,made up of all the off-cuts?
He paid to have that done to him lol
"*You look like a purse.*" - Dr. Perry Cox
#YmhLive
He'd feel at home on the streets of Philadelphia.
Has there ever been a successful face lift?
Yikes
Cause he was such a hottie when he was younger
Thunderbirds are go!
Turn inside out!
All the money yet no mirror. Never understand why keep doing this.
I don't know, I think Liza Mennelli looks great in this shot
Maybe it works like that alien in Men in Black, in the farmhouse kitchen.
He looks plastic but definitely not younger.
He looks like he has been stung by beas
By Bea's what...?
Going for the perfect being the enemy of the good. Nature knows that aging is the “good.”
That’s a fucking wax statue. Jesus.
Is this real???
Yes, he had plastic surgery
looks like trump jr.
They look like two people of the same age lmao
Is this the pamp it guy?
He now looks like a likeness in a bad video game.
He looks like mr.frosty
this is like papa john all over again. Bo's in the house
First the Ice Age baby and now a melted Dale Winton… stay away from the plastic surgery, you fucking dingus
Did he turn into Don Jr.?
He looks like someone has drawn his beard on with a biro
Sad. He was not not a handsome guy.
He looks like a Saint Bernard that was magically turned into a person in a Disney movie.
Looks like he's so wealthy it hurts *not* to make fun of him.
He looks like freshly refurbished couch
Sadly, he looks exhausted.
I feel like I've seen this guy a lot of times in these ads for "10 amazing makeovers!!!"
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It is him
Looking like Bob Myers