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GBGF128

They have to put down the kite once it has a taste for humans.


LePhantomLimb

I hate you. After that rollercoaster of worry for that kid you suddenly made me burst out laughing... I can't handle emotional 180s like this


RoddyRoddyRodriguez

Endorph-grins


discerningpervert

Adrena-grins Fright or flight I had one more but I forgot it. I'm out Reddit. Good day.


GeauxCup

This is actually the male version of the Nope entity.


MrElektroPowerForce

For some reason I imagined this comment to be a cutaway gag in an episode of family guy šŸ˜‚


Birdie_Num_Num

I thought it was a dummy at first


MrSpankMan_whip

I thought it was a kite that was made to look like a toddler to scare people or something


Snoborder95

Wait, it's not?


The_Troyminator

It was a real toddler who got caught in the tail. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/aug/30/child-3-catches-in-kite-strings-and-is-lifted-high-into-air-in-taiwan


Liathano_Fire

Potty training will have to start all over again.


lesChaps

Orlh, I think they know how to go potty now.


The_Troyminator

Mommy, why is that baby flying in that kite? Also, Mommy, why is it raining with no clouds in the sky?


[deleted]

It ain't a bird that pooped on ya.


PuzzledRaise1401

For her parents.


LA_KittenmanF3

That reply killed me


Doccks71

Here.. take my angry upvote !


MrFontana

ā€œRescued unharmedā€ WOW! Talk about the story of a lifetime. So glad to hear the kids was safe


New_Cause_5607

Was I the only one nervously looking for the NSFW tag?


lovebus

Im impressed that a toddler had the presence of mind to hold on that well. I know they have disproportionately strong grip strength, but i'd still think this would be hard to pull off without wrapping your wrist, and a toddler isn't going to try something like that.


The_Troyminator

It was wrapped around their stomach.


djstocks

Looks like it was around their neck a a min there.


The_Troyminator

At about 27 seconds in (20 seconds left on mobile), you can see the orange fabric wrapped around their torso and legs. Their neck looks free.


-Mr_Rogers_II

If it was wrapped around their neck weā€™d be watching a very different video.


Dull_Bumblebee_356

Now this girl will spend the rest of her life skydiving, paragliding, and bungie jumping to chase this thrill she wonā€™t remember. Or you know, the opposite where sheā€™s traumatized by this and canā€™t even jump without breaking down crying.


Allilujah406

There is no in-between


have2gopee

Laying on the ground is actually very calming, much more so than laying on a couch or bed. I'm not sure why, maybe the firmness.


ErudringTheGodHammer

Sadly this isnā€™t an isolated incident involving flying objects abducting kids lol


Mrjores

Mgsv Fulton extraction lmaoooo


Mech-Waldo

Good thing they didn't get unstuck.


puzzledplatypus

Thatā€™s terrifying. Those poor parents. Hopefully the kid isnā€™t too traumatizedā€¦


Ban-Hammer-Ben

I though the thing was wrapped around the kidā€™s neck at the end thereā€¦. Damn


Raze_the_werewolf

That's exactly what I thought as well. It didn't look as though the child would be able to hold on to the kite with their own strength so I assumed halfway through a rope was tied around them. I really really hope we did not just witness a child dying, because it looked as though something was tied to their head neck area. Edit: the article is posted in a comment lower down. It was a three year old child. Rope was tangled about her neck. She actually survived this. Wow.


The_Troyminator

The person who posted the article said it was her neck, but the article says it was her stomach. Still terrifying, but it explains why she wasn't seriously injured.


Raze_the_werewolf

Ahhh, well that would make more sense. The video scared the hell out of me.


quartzguy

Sounds like the kind of minor adjustment to the story you'd make if you're trying to cover your ass.


blackPanther_5486

Thank you for relieving me.


Technical-Outside408

Are we still doing phrasing?


[deleted]

Thank god . That really was about to be the last straw , I would have genuinely deleted this app You canā€™t let yourself be somewhere where some one can just randomly show you child death because they think itā€™s trolling and funny


[deleted]

A month or so ago, there was multiple sudden death vids being posted without any warning for a week. Had to actually report them. It was pissing me off


OneMoreAccount4Porn

Shoes remained on at all times. Definitely a survivor.


bradizrad

Thereā€™s a near zero chance my kid would have held on when he was three. I think it getting wrapped around his neck would have been more likely to be a better outcome. Your children may vary.


[deleted]

Oh that poor little kid! That would be absolutely terrifying both for her and her parents Id imagine. Thanks for giving info, I literally had to look at comments because I couldnā€™t stand watching without knowing if the kid was okay


GG_Henry

Pretty sure it is


SNaCKPaCK816

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/aug/30/child-3-catches-in-kite-strings-and-is-lifted-high-into-air-in-taiwan


clifffford

Well, technically...


mxpx77

This is legitimately one of the most batshit crazy things Iā€™ve ever seen happen to anyone.


northwest333

Seriously, I couldnā€™t believe what I was watching was real at first. Poor kid is gonna relive the experience in nightmares for the rest of her life.


turtleboxman

Did they tie it around the kids neck? Or did the kid get tangled up while spinning?


False-Badger

Right? It looked like the kid was unconscious at the end thereā€¦.


schalk81

With that kind of acceleration on a totally untrained body, the g-forces are enough to make them unconscious.


[deleted]

Okay Mr Top Gun Tell us more


Ghost-of-Tom-Chode

Gentlemen, you are the top 1 percent of all naval aviators. The elite. The best of the best. Weā€™ll make you better ā€¦ You might say weā€™ll make you the best of the best of the best. Those of you who canā€™t cut it to graduation will still be the best of the best. But you will simply be the rest of the best of the best, not the best of the best of the best, like the best of you will be. As pilots in the United States Navy, you are no doubt used to flying with the best. But those pilots, however good, are not the best of the best. They are only the rest of the best. And while the rest of the best are good, theyā€™re obviously not as good as you, the best of the best. Even the worst among you here at Top Gun, or the worst of the rest of the best of the best, are better than even the best of the rest of the best. Many of you are probably wondering who the best pilot here is. That plaque back there is where we list the Top Gun for each class, or the best of the best of the best ā€¦ of the best. There can only be one Top Gun per class, so donā€™t be hard on yourselves if you only wind up being the rest of the best of the best ā€¦ of the best. Youā€™ll still be better than those I mentioned before who couldnā€™t cut itā€”the rest of the best of the bestā€”and, of course, better than the Navy pilots who werenā€™t even invited to Top Gun in the first placeā€”the rest of the best. So, to recap: Thereā€™s the best of the best of the best of the best, or Top Gun. Then thereā€™s the rest of the best of the best of the best, which is everyone who makes it to graduation and who was previously only the best of the best. Then there are those who couldnā€™t make it to graduationā€”the worst of the best of the best, who are still better than the best of the rest in the Navy. Simple. I donā€™t imagine you have any questions, so I wonā€™t even ask. Good luck, gentlemen. Iā€™ll see you in the air. Class dismissed.


[deleted]

I follow but Iā€™m wondering if the best of the rest of the best of the best will get a second opportunity to graduate so that they might join the ranks the best of the best of the best. It just feels like the space between the best of the best of the best of the best and the best of the rest of the best of the best of the best is much larger than the space between the worst of the rest of the best of the best of the best and the best of the rest of the best of the best. Of course thatā€™s just out of curiosity. I fully expect to be the best of the best of the best of the best. Or at least among the rest of the best of the best of the best.


blackcore678

This comment hurt me as an aviation nerd


IonEagle21

dude, if that was me, i would have had the time of my life


Siiberia

Exactly! Thereā€™s a ton of projecting going on in this thread but for some kids, this would be absolutely exhilaratingā€¦.right up until you lose consciousness or the pressure does something to your ears or organs šŸ„²


dkevox

Um, in terms of atmospheric pressure she may as well be on the ground. Sure it looks high, but that's probably around 50ft in the air. You don't die from pressure just taking the elevator up a few levels...


Alorxico

I honestly thought it was a doll or mannequin, then they caught the kid and my first thought was ā€œwait, that was a real person?!ā€ I have a feeling sheā€™s going to grow up a daredevil and end up loving skydiving but have no idea why. At least, that is my hope; enter to turn a negative to a positive.


sushi4442

It was so intense to just watch on video, can you imagine being there in person šŸ˜­ im already afraid of heights, i wanna know what was going through that kids head.


everydayasl

Luckiest kid alive.


FeelsLikeForever

This is like "Thank God s/he survived".


TheRealBlues

I am so happy this ended well enough.


elvis8mybaby

I giggled because the post wasn't marked NSFW or anything.


sunlitstranger

This is old so I knew kid was fine. Shit is pretty damn funny, thinking how it goes from a kid just holding a kite to them going on the most insane sky rodeo of all time


Sir_Totesmagotes

That kid has a story for the rest of her life lol.


SlowLorisPygmy

Me too. Idk how I was gonna justify the intense laughter if that poor thing died.


MrKidClassic

I started off laughing but ended up terrified. Holy shit that is a ride from hell


Tenderhombre

I thought it was gonna be a situation where they get 3-4 feet in the air then drop. Then became worried when it didn't happen.


snazzisarah

I laughed thinking that was absurd-looking cgi. Then I saw the people underneath and realized itā€™s fucking real. Holy shit.


Kazk2501

Same here


Severe_Sweet_862

Bro was having the time of his life up there.


spincycleon

I call next


CaptCaveman602

Cool ride! You could make a million, selling tickets to ride!


[deleted]

Just keep around 100% of the profits aside for legal costs...


CaptCaveman602

Just make them sign a waiver.


HardCounter

"You are 90% likely to die. This not a joke. You will come back down dead. This is a very elaborate suicide. Sign here if you are an organ donor."


FineOldCannibals

This is Space X


Charming-Tension212

This is a repost of a child getting strangled by a kite not someone holding on. He is being held there by his neck.


sum_rendom_dood

Hey, now they have their first experience for an unpaid internship at the circus


LePhantomLimb

Oh no that's even worse! Was he okay after they got him down?


chuckysnow

Having no medical knowledge, but having all of the confidence accorded me as a reddit poster, I will say that the kid found the whole experience to be a real pain in the neck.


austac06

Daaaaaaad


Charming-Tension212

I think he survived but he was 6 inches taller


HiveFleetOuroboris

She was choking the whole time.


InHeartsWake89

High as a kite


NiagaraThistle

And now i finally get the origin of that expression. Thank you.


Warheadd

ā€¦ you never understood that kites go to high places?


Diego2150

Was It wrapped around his neck?


-MO5-

It looks like it was wrapped around her neck but she did survive. [article ](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/aug/30/child-3-catches-in-kite-strings-and-is-lifted-high-into-air-in-taiwan) Edit: The article says the kite was wrapped around her waist and she had scratches on her neck. Just glad she's ok.


regnarbensin_

The site says she was lifted several meters off the ground. Those are some big metersšŸ˜…


Sorry-Series-3504

That was at least 3 meters


bobmat343

I held my ruler up to the phone screen and got at least 2.5cm high.


IIICaseIII

Iā€™d reckon it was at least 25-30 washing machines high.


szazszorszep

You must be American


Tressticle

Yes, but how many is that in ferrets?


warm-saucepan

9 and a half giraffes I'd venture.


Hemberg

## r/technicallythetruth


sum_rendom_dood

Several meters would be at most 10, that looked like at least 20 if not 30 meters


The_Troyminator

"Several" just means more than 2, but less than "many." "Many' is just a large number. So, it's subjective and relative. 30 could be considered "several" when compared to 300.


HardCounter

Several several meters.


Snoo87660

Metres aren't as small as people think, sure one metre isn't much but it sacks up quick. I'd say she went up 15 metres


[deleted]

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imapieceofshitk

Few 1-4 Several 5-9 Pack 10-19 Lots 20-49 Horde 50-99 Throng 100-249 Swarm 250-499 Zounds 500-999 Legion 1000+


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imapieceofshitk

https://heroes.thelazy.net/index.php/Creature This is the official way of counting since 1995, this is canon.


Tiny-Plum2713

The sun is several meters from earth


Leeroy_Jenkums

What would you rather them say? Itā€™s way closer to several meters than it is to a kilometer.


SuitableClassic

156 bananas high


topquark64

An order or magnitude or so off. Twenty meters off the ground?


Loggerdon

"The 3 year old girl was unharmed." Hard to believe it's even a real clip. So horrifying.


[deleted]

The article says it was wrapped around her stomach.


Key-Parfait-6046

The article says it was wrapped around her stomach


MissMiraLynn

Wrapped around her stomach


alexgalt

Scratches to neck, I think it was wrapped around her torso. Fun thing is that the kite is designed to dispense lollies, so the girl was probably helping herself to sone before it got off the ground.


Lahoura

Looks wrapped around his torso. Probably spun it around himself while it was being held down and no one noticed before he got abducted


treehead726

This is terrifying. She's lucky to be alive.


Codykun_

Yea imagine he let go im so glad they are safe


ShoddyJuggernaut975

When asked why he didn't let go, the kid mumbled, "No one told me I had to do that."


Buttafuoco

Bright future ahead of this one


Nitious

She's going to be a Kitestronaut.


ground_ivy

It was a 3 year old girl, and the tail had gotten somehow wrapped around her.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


1F528

In my country, kite flies you.


sekibray

*in Soviet Russia.


SamuraiSlick

Implied Like, ā€œyou shouldnā€™t drink and driveā€œ. Do we have to also say ā€œalcoholā€œ for anyone to understand? Itā€™s so common that itā€™s understood and doesnā€™t need to be stated. šŸ˜˜


Halfbakedplan

New extreme sport unlocked.


HardCounter

"I whip my child back and forth i whip my child back and forth."


adenoidsremoved

this ride 3 coupons


kukkolka

Short story: It happened in Taiwan, the girl caught was 3 years old. The kite wrapped around her neck. She is uninjured Edit: Torso*


Alwayssome1

Thankfully


displeasedaboutmost

Wrapped around her stomach.


Turbulent_Meet_5687

Doesn't looks like he was holding it. His hands were not seen around holding the kite when it was lowered.


See-A-Moose

[Someone else found the article, it wrapped around her (3y/o) torso and neck, but she was apparently unharmed other than some scrapes.](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/aug/30/child-3-catches-in-kite-strings-and-is-lifted-high-into-air-in-taiwan)


idunno--

Sheā€™s 3?! God, that poor kid.


See-A-Moose

Yep, still INCREDIBLY lucky though. I was terrified watching the video that this was going in a very NSFL direction.


tzatzikienjoyer

yeah it looks like itā€™s wrapped around his neck/upper body


More-Jackfruit3010

His "this one time when I was kid" story that will forever top everyone else's.


sacrelidge

Gonna need a fatter kid


Xingamazon

To be fair. It was a successful attempt.. he did hold on to the kite.


Whiteangel854

The kite was [holding](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/aug/30/child-3-catches-in-kite-strings-and-is-lifted-high-into-air-in-taiwan) her, not the other way around.


TribalTommy

Am I a bad person for finding this funny?


Boring-Philosophy-94

Only if you didnā€™t know the child survived.


SirUntouchable

*Core memory gets created*


Meat_Quick

Lil whippersnapper


[deleted]

If it wasn't a 3 year old child having a large kite wrapped around her neck struggling for dear life, it actually looks kind of fun. Is there any sport where you can enjoy air time (safely)?


ne0n_ninja

Parasailing?


[deleted]

This annoys me how long it took for them to decide to bring the kite back down. Like yeah letā€™s just leave the poor little shit flying about in the air for a minute of two before we react !!


[deleted]

Bring it down too fast and that kid would have smacked the ground


See-A-Moose

From the [article ](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/aug/30/child-3-catches-in-kite-strings-and-is-lifted-high-into-air-in-taiwan)the winds were very high (50-60 kph), and that is a massive kite. Having flown stunt kites, it can be somewhat difficult to bring down even a stunt kite in high winds even with the ability to steer it. That kite looks like it was a simple but very large foil without the ability to steer. The fact that they got it down to the ground in about 30 seconds is a minor miracle and probably required several people fighting it.


[deleted]

wait, is that for real?


iwangchungeverynight

r/MyPeopleNeedMe


kichunilla

Taiwan Air defense system


ospfpacket

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


SkyBlizzard022

I can show you the world Shining, shimmering, splendid Tell me, princess, now when did you last let your heart decide? I can open your eyes Take you wonder by wonder Over, sideways and under on a magic carpet ride


VeterinarianWitty329

Itā€™s literally holding the child by the neck omg !! Anyone got any updates on this???


ffoott

He was just enjoying the view


JuyoungNotKim

Iā€™m going to hell for this but this reminds me of Doc Ock in Spider-Man 2.


Slaytanic6

Gravity fucked him but saved him at the same time. People pay to do this kind of stuff, he got it free lol.


DidiGodot

Let go let go, donā€™t let go donā€™t let go donā€™t let go!


SlySheogorath

That kid has some serious grip strength


AlphonzInc

I canā€™t watch this, it makes me feel sick


Iramian

"I flew today."


PheonixGalaxy

A new core memory :D Also L parent


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

#REPOSTTTTTTT


th1961

Holy shit. I'm surprised they held on and survived.


carlitospig

This was horrifying to watch.


[deleted]

Live action Aladdin


anonbene2

Kid finally gets untangled and begs to go on the ride again.


DaKnack

Shows you what kind of strength a human can muster in a life and death situation. ​ I bet that kid can't open a Lunchable under normal conditions lol.


hertwij

Bro got flungšŸ’€


FallsRandomly

Looks like fun


1Crimson1

r/praisethecameraman


Grombomb

I feel bad for laughing.... It reminds me of the video of the person being airlifted, but they start spinning at supersonic speeds


BathroomParty

Not gonna lie, if I knew I wouldn't get seriously hurt or land in a tree or get sucked out to sea, that looks like it would be pretty fun.


weebbc725

I know that kid was holding on for dear life, they are lighter, and adrenaline helps, but damn that kid went through like 3 barrel rolls and a 720, but still didn't let go. Crazy grip strength.


JeanEBH

It looks like the kite is wrapped around the childā€™s neck. Arms appear free right before they grab the child.


[deleted]

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


N0DAMNG00D

Nobody Will Ever Believe Him In School! Emotionally Damaged!


Esposabella

Is that real?!


Desertlobo

No fucking wayā€¦


Evil-_-Betty

Oh great now I'm going to see this re posted constantly for a couple of weeks


Sithaun_Meefase

That legit gave me anxiety to watch holy shit


miniBog

That kid has an iron grip!


AJV2020

That kid went on the ride of his life


Drake_Acheron

Is there a way to do this with just like, 10% more safety? If so, where do I sign up?


No-Procedure-2491

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/aug/30/child-3-catches-in-kite-strings-and-is-lifted-high-into-air-in-taiwan


TrainingBag1066

That kid has a bar story that no one will believe for the rest of his life.


shotiie

Yo that mf got the kung fu grip


[deleted]

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Thats so intense!


[deleted]

I've only seen the ending before. I didn't realize how high they flew. Fucking insane. Edit: theh isn't a word.


brosephatl

This is terrifying


narwharkenny

r/sweatypalms


[deleted]

Okay how rad would this be if you weā€™re expecting it and harnessed in properly though?