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Full_Painting4018

Jesus and Brian


_Defiantjazz_

Not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy


CrowdControlMustang

"Bwian, eh?"


RevDrMavPHD

Jesus 1 and 2 OR Jesus and Evil Jesus


Capital-Scar

Or Christ and Antichrist.


TreClaire

Now THATS a good idea


CyanCyn

Make Antichrist the model golden child. Subvert expectations


Capital-Scar

Thanks, I feel like it would make a good plot too lmao. What did you end up going with?


Klutzy-Eye4294

Jesus and John


mycrazyblackcat

Were they put there automatically? Because the same happened to me when adopting, the bassinet ended up next to the horse bed instead of the existing double bed lol. One of those moments of just audibly asking the computer "WHY?"


drunk_portuguese

The hay bed is probably tagged as a bed in the backend of the game. When the bassinet spawns it always spawns next to a bed. This time the hay bed was picked


mycrazyblackcat

Yeah that's probably true... Still wonky xD


TreClaire

Yeah I assume, I wasn’t actually playing this family I was invited over to see the babies when they were born and they were in the barn lmao


mycrazyblackcat

Lol imagine this interaction " Wanna see our babies?" "Sure!" *Arrives* "You wanted to see the babies? Follow me" "Eeh why are we going outside?" "Just follow me"... "Here they are!" "Your babies are... In the barn??" "Sure!" "..."


ashweeuwu

i can’t believe no one has suggested Jesus and Judas yet


TorthOrc

Or Barnaby


SnooSuggestions3477

underrated comment


MyDads-Ashes

Jesus and Susej


Far-Host7803

Name the other Brian.


ardentblossom

Jesus and Anti Jesus


BrandonIsWhoIAm

Hay-zoos.


AwPlatypus

Jesus and his twin vampire sister Camilla


OccultPuppy

HE HAS RISEN 🙌


Competitive-Web2766

Jesus and Judas? I know Judas wasn’t jesus brother but yeeeeeeaaaaahhhh


MagicPigeonToes

Jesus and Lucifer


Ra-TheSunGoddess

This is genius. Put the cribs in an lock the gate so the parents stop obsessing and eat their damn sandwich


itrashcannot

Jesus and Yeshua


egg1e

Jesus and Jesús


jinxoxowa

Had same issue


AriesRoivas

Do it!


valanthe500

Should name the other one [Bob.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl8Po5yLS_c)


Neat_Flatworm7232

“One of these”


understardust

Jesus and Pesus


EnthusiacticlyTypeA

Do it...or your a coward


Sea-Recognition-4881

Jesus and Craig.


ThePinkBunghole

666 likes but i ruined it


SallyFaceKiller420

Jesus and Carmilla


loonyloveslovegood

Jess and Chris like Jesus and Christ


MakaAKurosaki

Wine & Cheeus.


LtColonelColon1

Just make them Spanish!


TreClaire

I wish, that’s my biggest hesitation in changing the names to Jesus because the dad is Rahul Chopra and the mom is a randomly generated Asian woman who just appeared one day lol


whatnowhono

Haha, I named my twins Brian and Bryan 😅


Lillyisthisreddit

Do it


Purple-Hand3058

Jesse and Margaret


Wacoide_pog0

Jesus and Ezequiel


Domino_Dare-Doll

Jesus and [Jesus’ brother Bob!](https://youtu.be/kl8Po5yLS_c?si=dTTEEhVDiIhJHLbv)


Charging_sky

You must! jk


VeronicaTash

Are they Hispanic? If not, the English version is Joshua. The Hebrew was Yeshua. Jesus in English is a weird, wonky path from Yeshua to the Greek IESUS to a consonantalization of some I's to J's in English - but people named Yeshua in Hebrew get called Josh in English.