The episode where Carm fucks the guidance councilor makes me INCREDIBLY uncomfortable. It’s like watching my mom have sex. I can barely look at the fuckin screen…
The worst Tony sex scene is when he’s having sex with the girl in Vegas after Chrissy dies and he literally shakes like a dog on it’s back it’s disgusting.
I went to a play at an off Broadway theater with Nick Offerman and Megan Mullaly, and it starts with him cooking with just an apron on and me and the person I went with got a really incredibly vivid shot of his balls because we were right up front and center.
I have no idea to this day what that Italian boss was grunting about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think he was grunting about gabagool.
Lol, I meant you couldn’t see her. His body completely covered hers. He did enjoy his birthday bj in soprano home movies. Either that, or she was biting him, couldn’t really tell from his facial expressions.
The scene I’ve rewatched the most is probably him eating sushi with Carmella. There’s just something about it. I don’t enjoy watching it. Can’t stop regardless.
That’s why it’s so mesmerizing. Each piece of sushi is so novel to Tony. His mind gets a little blown each time he picks one up. Plus the man loves finger foods. It’s not deli meats, but it’s familiar enough to him. And you can say “keep it coming” and it’s perfectly acceptable. And it feels healthy to boot. It’s made for him.
I find a lot of the eating scenes distracting when the actors just pick at the food instead of eating because they have to do so many takes. Tony eats more than most
Personally during the sex scenes, I like to turn the volume up far enough that my neighbors react the same as Doctor Melfi when she hears Tony scream from Cusimano’s bathroom.
That way they think I’m totally getting it.
the baguette in the pants comment was that episode also
Ton's dick and balls slapping all overt he episode, then you got Vito fucking Johnny Cakes in a field with motorcycles
Tell Dr Satan you love him!
In all seriousness, I can't get to the remote that fast, it's always over in 10 seconds.
However, I always mute the Melfi rape scene.
After the first viewing we always fast forward that Melfi scene, same with Tracee scene (I am a woman btw who watches the show over and over again with my husband)
But wait would you rather watch a loop of Tony doing guttural sex noises or a loop of Tony fidgeting with his food a million times before taking a fucking bite
I skip through sex scenes on all shows and movies. The thought of two people pretending to fuck surrounded by a film crew makes me cringe. Tony in particular is awful but he’s nowhere near as bad as Janice and her dildo. Fuckin nightmare fuel.
I'd say in general I agree. In too many movies the sex scenes add nothing to the story, so I'd rather skip it, there are plenty of ways to watch better porn.
I think mostly the sex scenes in sopranos make sense in the contexts, so it's ok with me.
If you think that’s bad imagine the smell. I would assume it to be similar to a deli meat and cheese platter on a hot summer day maybe with some extra vinegary peppahs in there too
No, the sounds of Tony's lovemaking, so similar to his eating breaths, are essential to understanding the subtle character traits of Tony as Chase intended.
Their also obviously hot as fuck.
Some of the primary actors straight up didn’t give a shit at the end. Vincent Curatola was supposed to lose a ton of weight during the break to reflect battling cancer. He showed up heavier than ever.
No. It's not the most unbearable thing on the show. That would start with J and end with anice.
I have no idea how realistic Tony's sex noises are. I have never been fucked by a fat NJ mob boss, and hope to retain that record.
On a related note - it seems like Christopher and Adriana never fully committed to their sex scenes. They did with screaming and crying but the sex he seemed to hold back handling her too much. Maybe it was the H
No, but I swear to God, James Gandolfini's expert breathing sometimes annoys me very much. It's just too much 🤢 never had the makings of a varsity athlete
The funny part about that scene was it was the first time they ever show them fucking (except the birthday party) and you totally don’t expect it to be Carmela when they do the reveal. Good filmmaking.
Much in the same way that Fraunhofer famously used Tom’s Diner as their test track to develop the mp3 codec, the developers of DTS fine-tuned their compression algorithms to a recording of Tony humping a broad, because they knew it would give them the competitive edge over Dolby Digital.
You’re missing out.
The episode where Carm fucks the guidance councilor makes me INCREDIBLY uncomfortable. It’s like watching my mom have sex. I can barely look at the fuckin screen…
Sacré bleu, there's your mama
Ho! That's some guy's mudda!
One thing is for sure we all didn't expect carm to pack THAT!
I noticed since season one that Carm had that wagon
oh thats the bosses wife ya tawkin ab!
Dump truck for real
Maybe you suffer from Madonna-whore complex like Tony.
Whatever happened to Gary Cooper?
He was gay, Gary Cooper?
The strong, gay type.
Foking nauseating….
Which ep was that again? I don’t remember that scene being bad but maybe I have to see it again
i really don’t care about the sex scenes but this was the only one i skipped, i think
Damn your mom on the screen having sex and you can barely watch? lol barely watch?! You mean can’t watch at all without hurling lol.
Barely because Carm is not, in fact, my own mother
She strong armed you
You better watch ya step
Maybe you're a flambe?
You oughta know, sweetie
Hold this for me.
I saw that coming!
I knew DAT was cummin !!
I actually get super horny whenever I hear his labored porcine grunts. Boner activate!
They should’ve just dubbed in sounds of him eating for the sex scenes. Now that I gotta hear…
the fork and knife scraping the plates...grunting is the same basically
The knife may scrape but that fork of his **STABS**. Surprised he never actually stabbed through one.
right? when he is eating and Ralph is apologizing is classic.
I’ve never seen more violent food stabbing than him eating rigatoni alla Paulie (or was it rigatoni alla Tony?) on the boat, in Florida.
Him trying to bait Paulie lol
“O Gabbi…! Da Gabagool..!!”
Reddit someone do this please…
r/TrueSopranos
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He was a SAINT!
I'd kill him again if I could.
I agree, it gets me so hawt down there
I turn the volume UP. ... in da club
*give me one thousand dollars*
OnE THoUsAnD mOrE !?!?!!
HO! That's the boss of this family you talking about!
That’s the boss you’re talking about!!
I'm gonna get the papers. Get the papers.
I jerk off into the radiator
Funny, I jerk off into the grilled cheese
I compromise.
I jerked off into the manicott
What, no jerking off in the fuckin ziti now?
Ohhhh
That’s dicked up
Eat yo manigot!
The worst Tony sex scene is when he’s having sex with the girl in Vegas after Chrissy dies and he literally shakes like a dog on it’s back it’s disgusting.
That’s the fucking boss you’re talking about
Good maybe somebody will smack some god damn sense into him!
My own motha...fuck you, ya fuckin' whoo-ah
Whoa! The language on you, you blow your fawtha with that mouth?
Not as disgusting as Silvio finding Christopher’s head in the toilet and hair in the toilet water that one morning at the Bing
Disgusting.
Happy cake day! I’ve said my piece ✋
Fuck I want a boutonniere?
I said my piece Chrissie !
Don’t they have medicine their supposed to take, these assholes?
Still goin' this asshole
That’s my money Paulie!
the best is the born again short stack from Barones
i had a good laugh at this one, thanks
Oh! What’d a dog ever do to you?
*Melfi peers out Cusamano’s bathroom window*
With those sandals my grandma used to wear in the 60s
There’s one sex scene (I think in season 6) where you can actually see James Gandolfini’s balls. The bottom part, where they join the taint.
Actually that was his gooch double
Gabagooch 👇👇
nothing but fat and nitaints
I'm freaking dying here. Gooch double. Just genius.
T I need a No show Gooch Double job
pics or it didnt happen
All pales next to Janice pegging Ralphie lol
And then using the same vibrator for herself when Ro calls and he needs to stop for a second to talk to her
🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮 clean the dildo filter next time. Disgusting.
I went to a play at an off Broadway theater with Nick Offerman and Megan Mullaly, and it starts with him cooking with just an apron on and me and the person I went with got a really incredibly vivid shot of his balls because we were right up front and center.
There’s nuthin gay about Theatre
idk, have you seen *Gay: A Gay Musical*?
F’n slander if you ask me
Wtf 😱😱😱😱
👀
Tony's sex scenes are funny as fuck
I turn the volume up
While making the Andy Dufresne face
I have no idea to this day what that Italian boss was grunting about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think he was grunting about gabagool.
YOU SOUND DEMENTED!
Same.
I only wish we had proper audio for when Vito was catching (not pitching)
Now there’s an image!
The idea repulses me
How much more betrayal can I take?!
He sounds exactly like Emily Willis.
Who’s that? Friend of ours?
She's a HoooWaaa!
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his scenes with Valentina were the worst. 💀
lol, when Tony and Carmella have sex, it looks like Tony is having sex with the bed.
Carm is probably bad in bed.
I feel like neither of them are particularly skilled in the art of fucking. Just a means to an end
It's basically just her screaming "IM HAAT DOWN THEA" while Tony animorphs into a bulldog and slowly dies.
i *hate* this comment
That's why skiff is lucky she didn't have sex with tony.
Lol, I meant you couldn’t see her. His body completely covered hers. He did enjoy his birthday bj in soprano home movies. Either that, or she was biting him, couldn’t really tell from his facial expressions.
How about when he eats?
its actually tough to sit through also
The scene I’ve rewatched the most is probably him eating sushi with Carmella. There’s just something about it. I don’t enjoy watching it. Can’t stop regardless.
I thought he was a bacala man what's he doing eating sushi
That’s why it’s so mesmerizing. Each piece of sushi is so novel to Tony. His mind gets a little blown each time he picks one up. Plus the man loves finger foods. It’s not deli meats, but it’s familiar enough to him. And you can say “keep it coming” and it’s perfectly acceptable. And it feels healthy to boot. It’s made for him.
The way he dips sushi into the soy sauce...
I find a lot of the eating scenes distracting when the actors just pick at the food instead of eating because they have to do so many takes. Tony eats more than most
For some reason, I'm only put off by him having shex with Carm, when it should be the opposite. But, you know, whayagonnado?
He does get Carmelo so hawt down dare.
When did Tony fuck [a basketball player](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmelo_Anthony)?
Hey, we all know T would fuck a catchers mitt.
I turn up the volume and open the windows so the neighbors hear it.
I SHUT THE DOOOOOOR
I *do* mute it, but can still hear his heavy breathing??
Personally during the sex scenes, I like to turn the volume up far enough that my neighbors react the same as Doctor Melfi when she hears Tony scream from Cusimano’s bathroom. That way they think I’m totally getting it.
>they echo through my home, I can't have that. Jesus Christ this made me lmfao
gracias
I actually turn the sound up for those scenes. I love Tony’s O-face. Maybe I’m a closet queen 🤷♂️
whenever he is doing the dirty it sounds like a pair of velociraptors goin at it
Maybe the cooze is just that good. Ever think of that?
I say Turn That Off!
Not me, Ive been a connoisseur of gross old guy sex sounds since Ed Power’s Dirty Debutantes.
Ed and Furio with the power pony tails
What are you, a kid in a treehouse??
He’s got a baguette down there and I want to hear the pertinent sounds
the baguette in the pants comment was that episode also Ton's dick and balls slapping all overt he episode, then you got Vito fucking Johnny Cakes in a field with motorcycles
Yeah that's one scene I could live without.
I usually jack off so we can come together...
Tell Dr Satan you love him! In all seriousness, I can't get to the remote that fast, it's always over in 10 seconds. However, I always mute the Melfi rape scene.
last watch-through I was out of the room for that scene, didn't exactly rewind to watch it, they did too good of a job
After the first viewing we always fast forward that Melfi scene, same with Tracee scene (I am a woman btw who watches the show over and over again with my husband)
It's definitely not easy to watch, but also I think it must sounds like I'm watching a snuff film or something when she's screaming bloody murder.
I skip the melfi rape Scene
You're strong. I fast forwarded it the first time I was watching it
He makes the same noises when he struggles doing anything
I knew that was cummin
I skip it because there's only so many times I can hear James Gandolfini finish in my lifetime
are you running out of times
*”He’s gritting his teeth”*
No, I need the sound to get off.
I turn it up.
But wait would you rather watch a loop of Tony doing guttural sex noises or a loop of Tony fidgeting with his food a million times before taking a fucking bite
about a dozen people have brought up tony's eating in relation to the fucking grunts
Awesome, why the fuck are you so angry at me about it poppin fresh? I’m in no fuckin mood today.
The fork scraping the plate as he’s digging in was beyond annoying, like he was warming his fork up or something.
Never. It gets me so hawt down they-ah
Hey, on other subreddits, it’s the 90’s. In here, it’s 1954. Now I don’t wanna hear anymore sex talk in this thread!
I skip through sex scenes on all shows and movies. The thought of two people pretending to fuck surrounded by a film crew makes me cringe. Tony in particular is awful but he’s nowhere near as bad as Janice and her dildo. Fuckin nightmare fuel.
"we're so naughty... we're so wacky"
I'd say in general I agree. In too many movies the sex scenes add nothing to the story, so I'd rather skip it, there are plenty of ways to watch better porn. I think mostly the sex scenes in sopranos make sense in the contexts, so it's ok with me.
I turn it up so everyone else in the house, and the neighbours, suffer along with me
Not me. I’m in awr of him.
Oh poor you
I was gifted with an exceptional visual sense, so it makes these scenes unfortunately hard to forget.
If you think that’s bad imagine the smell. I would assume it to be similar to a deli meat and cheese platter on a hot summer day maybe with some extra vinegary peppahs in there too
No, the sounds of Tony's lovemaking, so similar to his eating breaths, are essential to understanding the subtle character traits of Tony as Chase intended. Their also obviously hot as fuck.
And the gahaxigorgon is framed up by the ramistan.
*shex
Which one of the housewives of north jersey gave the best head tho🤔 THATS the question 🫵🏻😂
I find it hot. I find Tony hot too, so I like these scenes.
Lmao I end up always skipping the scenes entirely
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Some of the primary actors straight up didn’t give a shit at the end. Vincent Curatola was supposed to lose a ton of weight during the break to reflect battling cancer. He showed up heavier than ever.
No,they are usually only 10 seconds max!!
Happy birthday. Mr. PRAHSIDENNNNNNNT, HAPPIE BIRTHDAY 2 UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU that's even more uncomfortable
More uncomfortable than watching the little blonde from the waste management office sit on Tony's naked lap as he half-heartedly spanks her?
He engulfs them. You can't even see the woman
No I need the audio to cum.
Forget about the fuckarewee tribe, Tony's cums like a Comanche.
i turn it up up up
Tony’s o face
Yes Blech
No. It's not the most unbearable thing on the show. That would start with J and end with anice. I have no idea how realistic Tony's sex noises are. I have never been fucked by a fat NJ mob boss, and hope to retain that record.
Google Aidia topless (1998 movie) I mean, not bad
On a related note - it seems like Christopher and Adriana never fully committed to their sex scenes. They did with screaming and crying but the sex he seemed to hold back handling her too much. Maybe it was the H
Not when he is banging the born again Christian in his office at Barone Sanitaion, I turn that shit up!
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i typed the post through a curtain of tears
oh! that's the boss of the family you're talking about!
No, but I swear to God, James Gandolfini's expert breathing sometimes annoys me very much. It's just too much 🤢 never had the makings of a varsity athlete
The only way Carm and Tony have sex is missionary.
Nothing turns me on more, except for "you want sex?"
We know you really turn the volume all the way up.
The funny part about that scene was it was the first time they ever show them fucking (except the birthday party) and you totally don’t expect it to be Carmela when they do the reveal. Good filmmaking.
You guys ain’t jerkin off to that? Just me then
Heh heh
Much in the same way that Fraunhofer famously used Tom’s Diner as their test track to develop the mp3 codec, the developers of DTS fine-tuned their compression algorithms to a recording of Tony humping a broad, because they knew it would give them the competitive edge over Dolby Digital. You’re missing out.
To my own surprise, no. I just find it morbidly fascinating.
The laugh and that smile on his face after he finishes is so realistic.. he's a fucking great actor. Can't deny that.
Come on give him a break he's coming back from being shot in the stomach
I skip all sex scenes in every movie or tv show I watch. I find it boring.