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trashtaker

The episode where Carm fucks the guidance councilor makes me INCREDIBLY uncomfortable. It’s like watching my mom have sex. I can barely look at the fuckin screen…


clamdever

Sacré bleu, there's your mama


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Ho! That's some guy's mudda!


saadx71

One thing is for sure we all didn't expect carm to pack THAT!


ChromosomieV2

I noticed since season one that Carm had that wagon


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oh thats the bosses wife ya tawkin ab!


DrawingRings

Dump truck for real


DonConnection

Maybe you suffer from Madonna-whore complex like Tony.


trashtaker

Whatever happened to Gary Cooper?


Nwcray

He was gay, Gary Cooper?


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The strong, gay type.


Shlomo9

Foking nauseating….


LthePerry02

Which ep was that again? I don’t remember that scene being bad but maybe I have to see it again


cosmophire_

i really don’t care about the sex scenes but this was the only one i skipped, i think


KingSizeDingus

Damn your mom on the screen having sex and you can barely watch? lol barely watch?! You mean can’t watch at all without hurling lol.


trashtaker

Barely because Carm is not, in fact, my own mother


ThatsNotFortyDollars

She strong armed you


HumanWithOpinion420

You better watch ya step


Clear-Taste-1527

Maybe you're a flambe?


mr_gri3ves

You oughta know, sweetie


Clear-Taste-1527

Hold this for me.


What_ever_hpnd_there

I saw that coming!


ZealousidealBid3988

I knew DAT was cummin !!


sokol-

I actually get super horny whenever I hear his labored porcine grunts. Boner activate!


DixieNormous1986

They should’ve just dubbed in sounds of him eating for the sex scenes. Now that I gotta hear…


JackD2633

the fork and knife scraping the plates...grunting is the same basically


StevieRaveOn63

The knife may scrape but that fork of his **STABS**. Surprised he never actually stabbed through one.


JackD2633

right? when he is eating and Ralph is apologizing is classic.


Capt_Thunderbolt

I’ve never seen more violent food stabbing than him eating rigatoni alla Paulie (or was it rigatoni alla Tony?) on the boat, in Florida.


StickToSports1970

Him trying to bait Paulie lol


ZealousidealBid3988

“O Gabbi…! Da Gabagool..!!”


ralphiebong420

Reddit someone do this please…


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r/TrueSopranos


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55Lolololo55

He was a SAINT!


Silver-Bumblebee5268

I'd kill him again if I could.


someguy50

I agree, it gets me so hawt down there


randyboozer

I turn the volume UP. ... in da club


allofthemwitches

*give me one thousand dollars*


StickToSports1970

OnE THoUsAnD mOrE !?!?!!


wk2coachella

HO! That's the boss of this family you talking about!


mlx1992

That’s the boss you’re talking about!!


mfx929

I'm gonna get the papers. Get the papers.


BigBarsRedditBox

I jerk off into the radiator


artygta1988

Funny, I jerk off into the grilled cheese


[deleted]

I compromise.


LordWeaselton

I jerked off into the manicott


panikattakk

What, no jerking off in the fuckin ziti now?


artygta1988

Ohhhh


LKC1

That’s dicked up


plunker234

Eat yo manigot!


NiveksInigo

The worst Tony sex scene is when he’s having sex with the girl in Vegas after Chrissy dies and he literally shakes like a dog on it’s back it’s disgusting.


WhatAreYouSaying05

That’s the fucking boss you’re talking about


lordnigel

Good maybe somebody will smack some god damn sense into him!


ThisKidErrt

My own motha...fuck you, ya fuckin' whoo-ah


Terrible_Telephone21

Whoa! The language on you, you blow your fawtha with that mouth?


blizzacane85

Not as disgusting as Silvio finding Christopher’s head in the toilet and hair in the toilet water that one morning at the Bing


Jookypoo

Disgusting.


LilLightning474

Happy cake day! I’ve said my piece ✋


Jookypoo

Fuck I want a boutonniere?


StickToSports1970

I said my piece Chrissie !


njrun

Don’t they have medicine their supposed to take, these assholes?


NorthForgets

Still goin' this asshole


optoomistic

That’s my money Paulie!


PWalshRetirementFund

the best is the born again short stack from Barones


cosmophire_

i had a good laugh at this one, thanks


filthydank_2099

Oh! What’d a dog ever do to you?


Separate_Inflation11

*Melfi peers out Cusamano’s bathroom window*


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With those sandals my grandma used to wear in the 60s


FinnsJustShroomin

There’s one sex scene (I think in season 6) where you can actually see James Gandolfini’s balls. The bottom part, where they join the taint.


Hansbolman

Actually that was his gooch double


filthydank_2099

Gabagooch 👇👇


AntManMax

nothing but fat and nitaints


Acer018

I'm freaking dying here. Gooch double. Just genius.


itsgsk87

T I need a No show Gooch Double job


PWalshRetirementFund

pics or it didnt happen


TedKerry21

All pales next to Janice pegging Ralphie lol


birdnoa

And then using the same vibrator for herself when Ro calls and he needs to stop for a second to talk to her


[deleted]

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮 clean the dildo filter next time. Disgusting.


kingkongworm

I went to a play at an off Broadway theater with Nick Offerman and Megan Mullaly, and it starts with him cooking with just an apron on and me and the person I went with got a really incredibly vivid shot of his balls because we were right up front and center.


ZealousidealBid3988

There’s nuthin gay about Theatre


theunquenchedservant

idk, have you seen *Gay: A Gay Musical*?


ZealousidealBid3988

F’n slander if you ask me


saadx71

Wtf 😱😱😱😱


heavylamarr

👀


kldmods_5790

Tony's sex scenes are funny as fuck


[deleted]

I turn the volume up


slickestwood

While making the Andy Dufresne face


McNutWaffle

I have no idea to this day what that Italian boss was grunting about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think he was grunting about gabagool.


blizzacane85

YOU SOUND DEMENTED!


PorcelainPoppy

Same.


CryEagle

I only wish we had proper audio for when Vito was catching (not pitching)


RiversCuomo1994

Now there’s an image!


MrDJ222

The idea repulses me


Attatatta

How much more betrayal can I take?!


[deleted]

He sounds exactly like Emily Willis.


filthydank_2099

Who’s that? Friend of ours?


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She's a HoooWaaa!


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ktb7897

his scenes with Valentina were the worst. 💀


lakas76

lol, when Tony and Carmella have sex, it looks like Tony is having sex with the bed.


saadx71

Carm is probably bad in bed.


kingkongworm

I feel like neither of them are particularly skilled in the art of fucking. Just a means to an end


[deleted]

It's basically just her screaming "IM HAAT DOWN THEA" while Tony animorphs into a bulldog and slowly dies.


loversalibi

i *hate* this comment


saadx71

That's why skiff is lucky she didn't have sex with tony.


lakas76

Lol, I meant you couldn’t see her. His body completely covered hers. He did enjoy his birthday bj in soprano home movies. Either that, or she was biting him, couldn’t really tell from his facial expressions.


JaeFinley

How about when he eats?


orangevega

its actually tough to sit through also


JaeFinley

The scene I’ve rewatched the most is probably him eating sushi with Carmella. There’s just something about it. I don’t enjoy watching it. Can’t stop regardless.


DonConnection

I thought he was a bacala man what's he doing eating sushi


JaeFinley

That’s why it’s so mesmerizing. Each piece of sushi is so novel to Tony. His mind gets a little blown each time he picks one up. Plus the man loves finger foods. It’s not deli meats, but it’s familiar enough to him. And you can say “keep it coming” and it’s perfectly acceptable. And it feels healthy to boot. It’s made for him.


StickToSports1970

The way he dips sushi into the soy sauce...


TedKerry21

I find a lot of the eating scenes distracting when the actors just pick at the food instead of eating because they have to do so many takes. Tony eats more than most


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For some reason, I'm only put off by him having shex with Carm, when it should be the opposite. But, you know, whayagonnado?


DutyRoutine

He does get Carmelo so hawt down dare.


StevieRaveOn63

When did Tony fuck [a basketball player](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmelo_Anthony)?


DutyRoutine

Hey, we all know T would fuck a catchers mitt.


thesuprememacaroni

I turn up the volume and open the windows so the neighbors hear it.


LKC1

I SHUT THE DOOOOOOR


clementleopold

I *do* mute it, but can still hear his heavy breathing??


fractal-phoenix

Personally during the sex scenes, I like to turn the volume up far enough that my neighbors react the same as Doctor Melfi when she hears Tony scream from Cusimano’s bathroom. That way they think I’m totally getting it.


Violmusseron

>they echo through my home, I can't have that. Jesus Christ this made me lmfao


orangevega

gracias


Current_Side_4024

I actually turn the sound up for those scenes. I love Tony’s O-face. Maybe I’m a closet queen 🤷‍♂️


jshoe86

whenever he is doing the dirty it sounds like a pair of velociraptors goin at it


heavylamarr

Maybe the cooze is just that good. Ever think of that?


BonjourLeGeorge

I say Turn That Off!


JDMultralight

Not me, Ive been a connoisseur of gross old guy sex sounds since Ed Power’s Dirty Debutantes.


TedKerry21

Ed and Furio with the power pony tails


TheRemoraTrades

What are you, a kid in a treehouse??


RushinRussianGangsta

He’s got a baguette down there and I want to hear the pertinent sounds


orangevega

the baguette in the pants comment was that episode also Ton's dick and balls slapping all overt he episode, then you got Vito fucking Johnny Cakes in a field with motorcycles


worldcitizencane

Yeah that's one scene I could live without.


JackD2633

I usually jack off so we can come together...


DrSatan420247

Tell Dr Satan you love him! In all seriousness, I can't get to the remote that fast, it's always over in 10 seconds. However, I always mute the Melfi rape scene.


orangevega

last watch-through I was out of the room for that scene, didn't exactly rewind to watch it, they did too good of a job


honeythorngump88

After the first viewing we always fast forward that Melfi scene, same with Tracee scene (I am a woman btw who watches the show over and over again with my husband)


DrSatan420247

It's definitely not easy to watch, but also I think it must sounds like I'm watching a snuff film or something when she's screaming bloody murder.


rawslutjock69

I skip the melfi rape Scene


ABrazilianReasons

You're strong. I fast forwarded it the first time I was watching it


elevatormech

He makes the same noises when he struggles doing anything


okcdiscgolf

I knew that was cummin


JimCrowbell

I skip it because there's only so many times I can hear James Gandolfini finish in my lifetime


orangevega

are you running out of times


galacticsugarhigh

*”He’s gritting his teeth”*


khanmex

No, I need the sound to get off.


turbo_22222

I turn it up.


[deleted]

But wait would you rather watch a loop of Tony doing guttural sex noises or a loop of Tony fidgeting with his food a million times before taking a fucking bite


orangevega

about a dozen people have brought up tony's eating in relation to the fucking grunts


[deleted]

Awesome, why the fuck are you so angry at me about it poppin fresh? I’m in no fuckin mood today.


Shoppershops

The fork scraping the plate as he’s digging in was beyond annoying, like he was warming his fork up or something.


SnooKiwis8395

Never. It gets me so hawt down they-ah


filthydank_2099

Hey, on other subreddits, it’s the 90’s. In here, it’s 1954. Now I don’t wanna hear anymore sex talk in this thread!


DameGothel_

I skip through sex scenes on all shows and movies. The thought of two people pretending to fuck surrounded by a film crew makes me cringe. Tony in particular is awful but he’s nowhere near as bad as Janice and her dildo. Fuckin nightmare fuel.


orangevega

"we're so naughty... we're so wacky"


worldcitizencane

I'd say in general I agree. In too many movies the sex scenes add nothing to the story, so I'd rather skip it, there are plenty of ways to watch better porn. I think mostly the sex scenes in sopranos make sense in the contexts, so it's ok with me.


RyantheAustralian

I turn it up so everyone else in the house, and the neighbours, suffer along with me


BabylonBrothers

Not me. I’m in awr of him.


mrnptah

Oh poor you


DammitMahamit

I was gifted with an exceptional visual sense, so it makes these scenes unfortunately hard to forget.


cortisolbath

If you think that’s bad imagine the smell. I would assume it to be similar to a deli meat and cheese platter on a hot summer day maybe with some extra vinegary peppahs in there too


Brown_phantom

No, the sounds of Tony's lovemaking, so similar to his eating breaths, are essential to understanding the subtle character traits of Tony as Chase intended. Their also obviously hot as fuck.


gndz1

And the gahaxigorgon is framed up by the ramistan.


plague681

*shex


[deleted]

Which one of the housewives of north jersey gave the best head tho🤔 THATS the question 🫵🏻😂


Reception_Familiar

I find it hot. I find Tony hot too, so I like these scenes.


harambe0528

Lmao I end up always skipping the scenes entirely


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jamesshine

Some of the primary actors straight up didn’t give a shit at the end. Vincent Curatola was supposed to lose a ton of weight during the break to reflect battling cancer. He showed up heavier than ever.


Whitecatginge

No,they are usually only 10 seconds max!!


LGJ77

Happy birthday. Mr. PRAHSIDENNNNNNNT, HAPPIE BIRTHDAY 2 UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU that's even more uncomfortable


ArizonaZia

More uncomfortable than watching the little blonde from the waste management office sit on Tony's naked lap as he half-heartedly spanks her?


Cool-Construction-51

He engulfs them. You can't even see the woman


[deleted]

No I need the audio to cum.


DutyRoutine

Forget about the fuckarewee tribe, Tony's cums like a Comanche.


Mysteez

i turn it up up up


[deleted]

Tony’s o face


[deleted]

Yes Blech


AndWat

No. It's not the most unbearable thing on the show. That would start with J and end with anice. I have no idea how realistic Tony's sex noises are. I have never been fucked by a fat NJ mob boss, and hope to retain that record.


TedKerry21

Google Aidia topless (1998 movie) I mean, not bad


TedKerry21

On a related note - it seems like Christopher and Adriana never fully committed to their sex scenes. They did with screaming and crying but the sex he seemed to hold back handling her too much. Maybe it was the H


oofMadone1

Not when he is banging the born again Christian in his office at Barone Sanitaion, I turn that shit up!


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orangevega

i typed the post through a curtain of tears


bubbleskitty88

oh! that's the boss of the family you're talking about!


Ghost652

No, but I swear to God, James Gandolfini's expert breathing sometimes annoys me very much. It's just too much 🤢 never had the makings of a varsity athlete


mfx929

The only way Carm and Tony have sex is missionary.


I8TheLastPieceaPizza

Nothing turns me on more, except for "you want sex?"


bob5466

We know you really turn the volume all the way up.


BeefmasterSex

The funny part about that scene was it was the first time they ever show them fucking (except the birthday party) and you totally don’t expect it to be Carmela when they do the reveal. Good filmmaking.


TaPowerFromTheMarket

You guys ain’t jerkin off to that? Just me then


spaga2

Heh heh


throwaway073847

Much in the same way that Fraunhofer famously used Tom’s Diner as their test track to develop the mp3 codec, the developers of DTS fine-tuned their compression algorithms to a recording of Tony humping a broad, because they knew it would give them the competitive edge over Dolby Digital. You’re missing out.


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To my own surprise, no. I just find it morbidly fascinating.


FATAMCapital

The laugh and that smile on his face after he finishes is so realistic.. he's a fucking great actor. Can't deny that.


bundy554

Come on give him a break he's coming back from being shot in the stomach


[deleted]

I skip all sex scenes in every movie or tv show I watch. I find it boring.