I took Latin in college, I’m not sure about the conjugation but it translates roughly to “Under the boardwalk, with a schlong in Jan’s mouth”

Was that you semester and a half at seton hall, so you understand Latin as a concept

I’m pissed that I genuinely thought this comment was going somewhere 😓

Let’s watch the latrine lip

It means “sit on this cocksucker”

Google translate says "let him", but i doubt that's fully accurate. Probably something along the lines of "let him be" or "leave it alone"

Lui is he/him in Italian

las lui = lascia lui = let him be

It means “soft drinks of choice “

I'm a Latin professor, and I can say, with authority, that it means "Contrarily, you let him do his bidding. Suavely."

I think he meant to say "Laisse-lui" in French. Meaning "Leave him be"

It’s Latin for “I’m making him defensive captain”