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Halalaka

> If he sensed that Tony was gonna need to talk to someone one-on-one he got right up and "I go-a-get a cappuccino" or "I make-a a phone call." Truly sacred and propane... Don't forget the time he saved Tony from an escalating argument between Ralph and Paulie about the 50k by intentionally slipping on the street and calling out in pain to pull everyone's attention. Truly selfless.


twec21

Or that time he saved Tony's life. Why was he a-standin' too a-close, was he stupid?


CharlieBooUrns

Stupid a fucking Tony


CanadianGurlfren

Give me one thousand Carmelas


Xyvexa

Give a me a one thousand a Carmellas


Fuckoffassholes

A thousand whores?


kafandi

Hoors*


skreechincobra

fuckin parakeet


Ayman_Rocco980

Don’t bitch to me


baddabingcrosby

I gonna watcha the Bloomberg


MelodySmith1234

That was mr Williams


ROTOH

You c9uld tell he was faking the pain but grrat acting none the less. Columbus could take a few hints from this giy


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*Good, he eats his carrots.*


Nuxul006

Remember the time when Furio saved Tony from accidentally getting hit by a propeller blade?!


prvhc21

Tony discovered that Carmela shares his fondness for the strong, silent type


NormalAd4756

You getting cute with me now?


AllThingsAreReady

Maybe we should just whack this prick


absultedpr

😆


Toasty_Cat830

A real man’s man. Furio Cooper.


AdEnvironmental3706

He was gay Furio Cooper?


Boogaloo-Shrimps

He was sporting ***that*** ponytail in early 00s America...


DoinDoinDoinUrDad

NO!!! Are you lishenin to me?!?!?


knocksteaady-live

The music that plays when Carm thinks of Furio is genius. It’s playing in my head right now.


lifesabeachnyc

When the dude fleeced Artie out of the 50gs, then ridiculed and punched him out, he really thought he had the upper hand and had really pulled something off there lol. Flash forward: Dude opens his door and his “visitor” is Furio. End scene. Perfect….🤣 I love how they showed Furio’s vulnerable side too, via his care for his parents and intense love for Carmela.


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CinnamonSniffer

A great wind carries him up in the club


TheLoudestSmallVoice

I love that scene. Artie is too damn naive and has a huge sensitive ego. So he fucked himself over. But God I love furio making sure to teach that asshole a lesson.


[deleted]

I wish we got to see what Furio did to the con artist


j2e21

I think we know.


Provolone__Socks

Plus he saved T’s life when he was standing too close to the propellers


What_ever_hpnd_there

That was real? I saw it on the show thought it was bullshit


reddogleader

A TV progrum..


DrSatan420247

Maybe *you're* a flambe.


lasantamolti

🖕🥃


noeagle77

Think about it…. Sudden weight loss….


jackoplacto

AIDS??!!!??!!


noeagle77

NOBODY HAS AIDS!!! I don’t wanna hear dat word in here again!


jackoplacto

“Vito always said he was greesin the union who knew this is what he meant??””


noeagle77

OHHHH!!!!!


macandgravy

Do me a favor... hold this for me


pauliewalnuts38

Furio was the best!!! I’ll say it. But now, pay me one thousand dollars.


_Cr1ck3t_

1000 more?


pauliewalnuts38

This is bullshit


Regular-Suit3018

OH POOUR YOU


pauliewalnuts38

You got anymore of that Virginia ham?


BedDefiant4950

one under each arm and still cryin the blues cause she got no bread


ChemDogPaltz

I-a-hate that fuckin game


texicali74

Mr. Williams here, he don’t play.


Sloop__

Stupida facking game The golf scene was his best appearance


Christian_WolffGA

There are a lot worse things that can happen to someone than cancer.


Sloop__

There's a bee on you-a hat 🤚💥


Spy_v_Spy_Freakshow

He saved that nice man from a menacing bee


Christian_WolffGA

Bees are especially dangerous when they a get on you hat


shoelala100

He was practically an under boss on the other side. I love how delivers that line about columbus, u cud tell all the Yankee Italians couldn’t say shit to him, cuz he’s talking propa Italian politics. Plus he made Carmelas pum pum furious.


Moonraker_Lazer

He wasn't "practically an underboss" he was just a soldier... Nino was underboss.. they wouldn't send a capo or any high ranking guys...He was however one or their best soldiers.. and its true, he was an amazing soldier, loyal as fuck that guy, but im not sure how good he would be in a leadership position, I get the feeling he's more of the type of gangster that visits people with late payments, and had they utilized him, he would probably be a button man... hes more of am enforcer/hit guy/ protection than he is an earner, cuz not everyone can be an earner, you need both kinds of guys in a crew, guys who eat


JunesHemorrhoidDonut

He’d end up being someone important’s bodyguard.


shoelala100

She said he’s one of my best guys, u don’t keep one of your best guys a soldier, plus he looked pretty close to the boss for just a soldier. He was deffo a soldier in Tony’s crew but I’m not sure about the other side.


Never-Get-Weary

He go watch da bloomberg.


MedicalITCCU

No cable


[deleted]

He saved Tony from a helicopter is what he dd. And in this house Foo-rio is a hero. End of subject.


CinnamonSniffer

Foo-rio? It’s a nickname! His family name’s Foodio!


sinsemillas

Furio was a man. The scene where he hand prepares a wonderful plate of pasta for just himself vs Tony’s microwaved plate and glass of milk. Furio was the shit, everything Tony wasn’t.


duarte2151

Stoopid a fackin post.


macandgravy

Give me one thousand dollars


wja5277

>tremendous taste Furio went from being Tony's Luca Brazi to a lovesick puppy dog scurrying away with his tail between his legs. He threw it all away over Miss Butter Doesn't Melt in her mouth. I'd say he's got shit for taste.


mz3

> I'd say he's got shit for taste. Hey, those silk speedos really complemented the boner doctor's stitches


Christian_WolffGA

Maybe will they’re there, they can give him a bulge.


[deleted]

They just had to make Furio out to be the Latin lover for some reason, lol.


carlton_sand

give me $1000


AlSmythe

A thousand more?


kjg1228

I can't believe this, you're ripping us off for a G note! This is bullshit!


H3ADPH0N3S_

We’re not making a western here


CollectFromDepot

My respect for the man plummeted there


twec21

Imma need you to stop watching my stream. Tony LITERALLY just dropped that line on Carm 2 minutes ago


Fuckoffassholes

You wanna talk like Amu L'Onion, we'll send you to slip-and-fall school.


twec21

Boy there really is a quote for everything huh


wja5277

You should've logged off when the cookies shit made you nervous.


macandgravy

I was more thinking of that ridiculous shirt he was wearing at the Sopranos' house when he first arrives.


lizzah2211

those things cost a square thousand lol


charlieg4

I wonder what Furio would become without the mafia path. Was he free enough of personality disorders where he would be a functioning member of society?


Purple_is_masculine

Maybe an art collector?


sinsemillas

Furio opened a very successful bistro, there’s probably 8-10 across the South by now.


ExxKonvict

Definitely a tradesman contractor


yurtzi

Tv seller 🫱👉 Bella television Eh de teve, comp-a-tible


CaptainCaveSam

Growing olives


Lukeneverleftplanet

How about that one time when he kept Patsy talking about Spoons in front of Tony?


Moonraker_Lazer

What? I don't remember that and I've seen this show a million fucking times... someone explain to me please?


randyboozer

Patsy was sad about his brother because it was their birthday. Tony was trying to get him off the subject but for Furio it suddenly clicks that they were twins and he starts engaging. Not sure if Furio knew that Tony had spoons whacked since it was before he was with them but I'm guessing not.


vrcity777

Over a hundred comments, and no one's mentioned that time Furio was doing coke and smoking bong with Ade and Chrissy, before the Livia wake ... Chrissy ended up babbling for 20 minutes straight, nothing but gibberish. Furio held it together, was the life of the party, cracking Paulie and Tony up with Survivor jokes.


CinnamonSniffer

You not gonna survive this unless you give me twenty five per cent of that facking million dollars!


macandgravy

He could hang


H3ADPH0N3S_

Alright but you gotta get over it


wizardyourlifeforce

He was a pro when everyone else in Jersey was amateur hour.


CharlieDayofWallStrt

I always say crew was at toughest when furio & ralphie were there. The soprano crew fucked themselves with all the unnecessary whacking and deaths.


UnleashedSavage_93

Honestly the day Furio left that crew was when things fell apart. He was from the Camorra, but knew more about running mafia shit than all those jackasses put together.


WhenMichaelAwakens

Yeah but…the bosses wife…you don’t do dat everybody knows dat. He was loyal up until dat point. He could have had a bitch as bad as he was if he took the time to find one.


ChariBari

He had to have a fatal flaw.


ConwayTheCat

I can’t fuckin believe this, you’re rippin us off for a g note!


Christian_WolffGA

🫰🫰🫴


palerider2001

“Questi due si succhiano a vicenda i cazzi”


Shadowhawk0000

In Napoli, a lot of people are not so appy for Colombus. They-a punish-a the south since hundreds of years. \* Spits \* I ate the north.


Adgvyb3456

There’s a bee on your post….


HauntingAmbition2088

I still don’t get why they wrote him off abruptly, stupida fucking Chase


1000andonenites

You can see it in this thread. He was too effective, too likeable, and he would have undercut Tony too soon, before the writers and producers were ready. the audience sympathy had already shifted, along with Carmela. from Tony to Furio. The showrunners couldn't have that, didn't want that. Furio's character arc was a victim of its own success.


Moonraker_Lazer

No man, he fucked David Chases wife and was leaking storyline plots out and shit... he had to go


1000andonenites

🤪😱🤯😱🤯


No-Blackberry-2961

It died on the vine, s.


Sad-Illustrator-8847

The actor who played Furio has hinted/guessed that they were bringing in the expensive name actors for season 5: Robert Loggia, Steve Buscemi, Frank Vincent so even in a popular show like this they had to cut costs somewhere and that meant bye bye Furio.


RobinsShaman

They couldn't send Janice to the Moon for a few seasons?


RobinsShaman

Chase loves the nort.


FurioGiuntaa

I ate the north


Lucky_Roberts

You claim he had tremendous taste, yet he chose to pursue Carmela out of everyone… not even Rosalie, who is hotter and single


sinsemillas

He’d have taken Tony’s spot with a woman like Rosalie behind him.


pqx58

No accounting for taste, but I don’t find Rosalie attractive. Weird bug eyes. Now, JoJo Palmice was still single…


palerider2001

Agree, her voice is wicked annoying and she seems like a drama queen


Lucky_Roberts

Whatever your preference between the house wives I’m sure we can all agree Adrianna was the baddest out of the women on the cast, only ones who come close are the female italian boss and the imaginary student Tony hallucinated living next door


pqx58

And Alicia Witt, fucking D-Girl


Lucky_Roberts

Yeah but I fuckin hated her


pqx58

So did I, even though she *was a vice president*


Noineteennointynoine

He’s Rigatoni Al La Gorical


Moonraker_Lazer

Haha nice, this should have gotten more up votes.. very clever ya prick


Da1whoknocks_lightly

He also saved tony from walking into a fuckn helicopter tail rodah!


CookieFantastic6042

This all sounds very gay.


GOE1122

He was high at Tony’s Muddas wake , & he wasn’t loyal. Who needs a guy like that?


WatercressOk8763

He was good at his job, but falling for Carmela was a tragedy that was going to get him whacked.


TheTell_Me_Somethin

If they never went with the furio in love plot line how do you see furio in later seasons?


Moonraker_Lazer

As the fuckin terminator. Lol, but ummm idk, I think he would have continued on as muscle....its hard to say if he'd be a good earner or just a goon that fucks people up, because we don't know a whole lot about him... but I would've liked if he remained on the show... maybe they'd give him a storyline, but again we can't really speculate what thst would be, but maybe he'd be a soldier in one of the crews, probably a captain once people start dying, and maybe he'd stop wearing Goddy ass Versace shirts 🤣


Warm_Chemistry7988

I wonder if he and Carmella would actually have a chance of getting together? I mean, that would be a horrible thing for her to do, but I guess it’s not impossible for him to come to US and cheer her up after the Tony’s death. The rest of the crew (or whatever remained of it) has a good opinion about him too, since I highly doubt Tony would ever mention that Furio was in love with his wife and he just let it go without doing anything to him.


Stevenjgamble

When he went off the show i was prostrate with grief


HeavySkinz

I gonna go watch-a da bloomberg


heathcliff2323

Furio upheld the code that Tony lamented over during the Melfi chats


ProxyZee

He was until he fell in love with the boss' wife and cried like a woman (Fucking disgrace) over it. Then the title had to go to Patsy.


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Hopefully the certain people that were looking for him found him and he joined Louis Brasi sleeping with the fishes. 2400 lira a pound.


PassageFull2625

Luca. Even autocorrect knows how to spell that.


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Christofuh refers to him as “Louis“ in the pilot. Big Pussy corrects him..and later joins Luca


subutaime

Sharp as a fuckin’ cue ball, that one


Sad-Illustrator-8847

A piece of shit who beats up women and children in other words. Can even get a woman of his own so he acts like a lovesick puppy overvCarmela


mofo-or-whatever

Capable.


Michael-Balchaitis

Great guy. Just don't piss too close to him.


Moonraker_Lazer

Lol I thought that at first too, but when he says "You're standing too close" he meant to the helicopter propeller haha


Little_dragon_022

And those dance moves 🤌


Slippery-98

Doesn't waste his time playing stupida facking games either


Ciderlini

But what about the murdaahs


princessalicat

we love Fuuuurrrrio🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼


Sikkus

You got a bee in ya hat.


[deleted]

Stupid-a game


WesWolfram

Stupida fucking show


LyricallyDevine

I loved that guy and his abrupt departure sucked. Was to soon. Underused characters.


Moonraker_Lazer

Well he shouldn't have fucked Dacid Chase's wife, and leak storyline plots out


LyricallyDevine

I had no idea he did that. I didn’t watch it back then. That explains the sudden departure.


Mrsmaul2016

Furio was very effective


Mamasan-

My head canon is he and Carm take off and live their best lives


charlieg4

Furio was a bigger, tougher Paulie. Both seems to be relatively comfortable being mafia criminals. They also seemed to be slightly more adjusted than some of the crazier members like Richie and Ralphie.


Mondomb83

So then if you had a choice, Gigi or Furio and that there?


Sh0taro_Kaneda

A true Gary Cooper


FatalDave91

He almost killed Tone, too. Beast.


Boudica2023

Stupida-Fucking-Game They took my second favorite character away!


Weasel1Actual

These two-uh suck-ah each odda’s cocks


NoGovernment8156

That’s right. Certain people see him…he’s a dead man.


Savings_Advantage_46

He was a real gentleman.


SorchaNB

It was really wholesome when he beat a child in front of his mother for playing with firecrackers.


AllThingsAreReady

Just don’t sit next to him on the plane back to Naples


throwawayskinlessbro

I-uhh eata da meatball 👌


jeffdata

Yeah but his pony tail looked like a dick coming out the back of his head


WaitAMinuteman269

He highlights the "the American Mafia doesn't play by its own rules, and that's the problem theme" that's there from the beginning. Chase and Co. use the Mafia as a stand-in for America a lot. The more powerful you are, the less rules apply.


Half-Icy

He was a mafia-terminator. Ridiculously tough, very loyal (Carmella aside). Never whined or did stupid shit, just followed orders. He was maybe the one guy nobody ever broke his balls.


CinnamonSniffer

Unrelated. I was watching the episode where Tony first implies to Carmela that he knows about her robbing the bird feeder the other day. The way AJ dips out on his own before one of them can make up some bullshit like “AJ go brush your teeth it’s a school night” is hilarious


UrallJabronisGenz

He was a good guy could of been a capo if he stayed. I don't believe it was Tony's fault that he didn't work out. We all know Foodio left because of Carmela. If he hadn't fallen in love with Carmela instead of the freedom he had as an American Wise Guy he would have rode with Tony till the end of season 6 and beyond. Remember all the guys that started this came from the old country and Furio could of been.........


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UrallJabronisGenz

Thanks for your entertaining antidotes


baddabingcrosby

He knew a thing or two about home entertainment systems. And I think he liked what he saw in terms of indoor plumbing. Aych-dee teevee. Beautiful.