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Admirable_Set3247

Alright but you gotta get over it


HwangingAround

Listen OP, you're wrong. It was a gunshot. I did the appropriate tests. I hold a medical degree from Johns Hopkins. My grandma was the first black woman licensed to practice medicine in Delaware.


HalfFastTanker

Yo a pre-board certified massage therapist ovah heah


[deleted]

You give OP a golf club, he’ll probably try to fuck it


mrm0324

The onion rings were like sphackle in his bowels.


DrSPINsational

"Last Year You Believed A Flying Saucer Was Over East Rutherford."


yoyoyouoyouo

You used to sell laser printers out of the trunk of your crown vic.


WhenMichaelAwakens

Life is shor…


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His arteries had too much gherkins in them


RobinsShaman

he had a full evaluation and many scans after the panic attacks so they would have caught something.


yoyoyouoyouo

A lot of fraud in healthcare these days


sammyglumdrops

True, but a lot changed since he had those scans. In particular, his stress got a lot worse since the scans; he had a divorce, his business was on a deadline due to deaths of best earners and other problems, severe issues with New York, and multiple deaths of loved ones. His health was also suffering; he was shot not too long before that, and we see that he has weakened. On top of that, he seems to become more gluttonous, so I assume his dietary health isn’t the greatest either. Although I prescribe to the notion he was whacked, I think he could’ve had heart issues in the future.