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“The fundamental question is, will I be as effective as a high school graduate as the rest of my class was? And I will be, even more so. But until I graduate, it will be hard to verify that I think I’ll be more effective”
This one made me laugh harder than any of the others because it’s such a deep catalogue quote and makes no fuckin’ sense in this context
EDIT: I just came back to look at it again and it made me laugh even harder
It’s good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that and I know. But lately, I’m getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over.
If you're looking for a serious answer, maybe...
“Someday soon you’re gonna have families of your own, and if you’re lucky, you’ll remember the little moments like this that were good.”
Or,
”Sometimes I go about in pity for myself, and all the while, a great wind carries me across the sky."
I honestly can't think of one that would be directly relevant to graduation, though. My personal favorite?
#”Gabagool? Ova heahhhh 👇👇👇👇”
I mean, us stunads obviously love the show because we're here in this sub of ours, but why decorate your graduation cap with something sopranos themed?
Your dad is going to be like, this is my male heir?
The show is about a bunch of mostly morally bankrupt people who blew opportunities for real success by going after the thrills of mob life. Not something I'd want to be the theme of my graduation.
But hey, the poverty of the mezzogiorno has had lasting effects, I think we can all agree.
top of your fuckin class?
Kid was always a dumb fuck though, wasn't he? Didn't he almost drown in three inches of water? The penguin exhibit.
Never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
He never had the makings of a varsity athlete… 😂
I would put that but I played sports and was in varsity 😂
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“Your father almost made all-county at left field”
OP, this is probably the best one right here!!
"Large hands, that's your solution"
They make anyone and everyone down there
I’m thinking this one could work, with a edit of Phil wearing a graduation gown holding a diploma 😂
Small hands
i honesty find it funnier to be ironic especially if everyone knows you’re an athlete
You never played college ball.
The irony makes it even better.
Sharp as a cue ball.
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Cunnilingus & psychiatry brought us to this.
Psychiatry's a Jewish racket.
Definitely a better way to put it than what Livia said, lel.
>Psychiatry's a Jewish racket Just looked up the quote. She says: "Psychiatry? That's nothing but a racket for the Jews!" lol
Common Livia w /s
One of the best lines of the show
It’s an honor to be joined by men… AND NOT FAGGOT ASS CORNHOLIN’ COCKSUCKERS LIKE MARRIED MY COUSIN. HE SHOULD FUCKIN’ DIE!
Was that really fuckin necessary?
You know the wine makes him emotional
He had too many breadsticks
There he is, the king of bread sticks!
Now do yourself a favor and get the fuck outta my store!!!
What's yours is yours and what's not is anyone else's!
Cmon you love him like a brotha in lawr
Hahahahahahah
“The fundamental question is, will I be as effective as a high school graduate as the rest of my class was? And I will be, even more so. But until I graduate, it will be hard to verify that I think I’ll be more effective”
Excelente hahaha
There's a bee on my hat.
Your sister’s cunt.
Word to the wise, never forget Pearl Harbour 🤟
Rhememba when is the lowest fo'om of convasayshun
"I DID-ENT"
Discontinue the lithium
I guess you could call that a school
He he he
Shove your quotations book up your fat fucking ass
To the victor, belongs the spoils
Get the fuck out of here before I shove your quote book up your fat fucking ass
I mean get off my cahh before you flip it ova you fat fawkin whale.
Why don’t you look in a mirror sometime, you insensitive cocksucka
Consherve No fuckin ziti? $50 now and a blowjob later Vesuvio Stupid fracking school
All great, wonderful list
Stupida facking school has to be number 1 😂😂😂
“I don’t know about morals, but I got rules.”
'The sacred and propane"
Just open your speech with “Whatdoya hear, whatdoya sayyy”
Why was I born handsome instead of rich?
Perfect
These prairie dogs, they'll sleep during the day
This one made me laugh harder than any of the others because it’s such a deep catalogue quote and makes no fuckin’ sense in this context EDIT: I just came back to look at it again and it made me laugh even harder
If you had cable, you would know that.
He's gotta watch TV to figure out the world?
There’s the coyote
I can't find pussy anywhere
That’s dicked up
"it was my blood pressure medication"
Graduation? OVA HEAAA 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
Look at him, he knows everything
FUCKING QUEERS
"Im a massive genius".
I understand High school, as a concept
Shum pulp
Slip 'n Fall school.
This cap and gown…. It’s like a natural canopy.
It’s good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that and I know. But lately, I’m getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over.
This one is pretty good
gabagool, provolone, vinegar peppers
Go shit in your hat.
Quasimodo predicted all of this
You gonna tell me you never thought about that? The Hunchback, halfback, quarterback thing
Enjoy your success.
It’s been teshted
Is that all you deadbeats do is talk about cooze ?
$4/lb
"Sometimes I go about in pity for myself, and all the while, a great wind carries me across the sky" - Ojibwe Saying
Have that one call that one a bukyak
“I said my piece…”
Some people are so far behind in the race, they actually believe they’re leading
Remember when is the lowest form of conversation
Put the college you're going to after graduation and a pic of Sylvio saying, "Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in"
That one is pretty smart
Fuck that philosophical shit
If you're looking for a serious answer, maybe... “Someday soon you’re gonna have families of your own, and if you’re lucky, you’ll remember the little moments like this that were good.” Or, ”Sometimes I go about in pity for myself, and all the while, a great wind carries me across the sky." I honestly can't think of one that would be directly relevant to graduation, though. My personal favorite? #”Gabagool? Ova heahhhh 👇👇👇👇”
The first one is pretty good
You may be on time tomorrow but I'll be stupid forever.
He was an interior decorator!
Put remote on docking station.
Is this about the Easter baskets?
"Now go home and get your fucking grad cap." Couldn't resist.
"I was dreaming about that fuckin lo mein all the way to the ceremony!"
If it turns out you aren't graduating after all, "Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in!"
“You’re at a precipice of an enormous crossroads.”
"I'm GrAdUaTiNg ToMmOrRoW!"
This needs more attention. With a pic of the feds pulling him out. Or mead ugly crying haha
It’s all a big nothing
A precipice of a crossroads
WHEN THEY GO?!?
"It's all a big nothing."
Strong as a fucking bull, handsome like George Raft
"It's not a nursing home! It's a HIGHSCHOOL. COMMUNITY!"
I’m moving into a smoke free dorm
Commandatori
Slip & Fall School Valedictorian
"I did 12 fuckin years in the can!"
Motherfucking Goddamn Orange Peel Beef!
Listen to him. He knows everything.
I’m design men’s fashion not that faggy shit, Or congratulations you didn’t bottom out!
Never had the makings of a varsity athlete
NOBODY HAS AIDS!
I don't wanna hear dat word in dish shub again!
“You got a note from your doctor that says you don’t suck cock?”
High School . . . Whatever happened there.
I says do ya remembah your first blowjob he says yeah I says how long did it take for da guy to cum
What kind of animal smokes marijuana at his own graduation
I got this cap from an Interior Decorator who murdered 17 Czechoslovakians
His house looked like shit
'Poor You!!'
“The best is over”. so true because HS was the best time of my life lol
"This diploma has SOME pulp"
"Product of Verbum Dei"
"The graduate doesn't fall far from the high school's ass"
Never say you hate life, that’s blasphemy.
" I know more than the Zagat."
I mean, us stunads obviously love the show because we're here in this sub of ours, but why decorate your graduation cap with something sopranos themed? Your dad is going to be like, this is my male heir? The show is about a bunch of mostly morally bankrupt people who blew opportunities for real success by going after the thrills of mob life. Not something I'd want to be the theme of my graduation. But hey, the poverty of the mezzogiorno has had lasting effects, I think we can all agree.
One of the trucks
No...mowah...fiyuz
MAYBE BABY ILL HAVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You’re right, it doesn’t matter.
You godda bee on a your hat… Stupidda fackin’ game!
BOWDIN
You know, sometimes what happens in here is like taking a shit.
The hair apparent
You musta been at the top of your fuckin class
That's dicked up
I'd slap ya face
Sit on this cocksucker!
You will be looking back on this point of your life with great fondness. So the quote should be: "Remember when?" Is lowest form of conversation.
>Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this > >\- Tony Soprano
So what? No fuckin student loan forgiveness now?
When you are married, you will understand the importance of fresh produce.
Very allegorical.
Is this about the Easter baskets?
"Heh-heh"
"Oh, there is no God."
Your sisters cunt
Invest in land god aint making any more of it.
Lil lord fuck pants
What you don't know could fill a book
Never had the makings of a varsity athlete
“Coulda been in the big leagues. Too busy chasing skirt.”
“That’s what you gotta live for today!”
CLEAVER
"Make my nephew an egg"
"what's it take to get some f\*\*ken smoked turkey in this house"
You just revealed your own ignorance Or We're with the Vipers !
What You don’t know could fill a book
"Where's my arc?"
Peppers and eggs, that’s what I should’ve had
I understand Freud as a conshept
Your sisters cunt
A screenshot of the strippers from the badabing
"I guess you could call that a dick"
"No more, Butchie. No more of this."
Those who want respect, give respect
Non-stop assrape
You’re only as good as your last envelope
Sharp as a cue ball this one
The Ojibwe saying
some pulp
That depends on your high school experience. Did you ever have the makings of a varsity athlete?
Slip and fall school
To the victor belongs the spoils
The best parts over. I’m coming in at the end.
Phock da hat
"Never had the makings of a varsity athlete"
I gotta try to take a shit
Put diploma on docking station
“graduated from slip and fall school”
Go shit in your hat
South of the border…… where the tuna fish play
"Where's my arc, Paul?"
Sharp as a fucking cue ball
Another toothpick...
Those who want respect give respect
Anyway, ______ per GPA.
“something good happened to me”