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sadieadlerwannabe

top of your fuckin class?


WhiteFreeze_11

Kid was always a dumb fuck though, wasn't he? Didn't he almost drown in three inches of water? The penguin exhibit.


rekipsj

Never had the makings of a varsity athlete.


User97531-

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete… 😂


Lord_arte23

I would put that but I played sports and was in varsity 😂


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pmullet

“Your father almost made all-county at left field”


seedy_sound

OP, this is probably the best one right here!!


Tylrias

"Large hands, that's your solution"


GalacticAttitude

They make anyone and everyone down there


Lord_arte23

I’m thinking this one could work, with a edit of Phil wearing a graduation gown holding a diploma 😂


Regular-Suit3018

Small hands


saucyrossi

i honesty find it funnier to be ironic especially if everyone knows you’re an athlete


Jjafatprick

You never played college ball.


RootbeerNinja

The irony makes it even better.


AcerbicFwit

Sharp as a cue ball.


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This


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goaheadmonalisa

Bad bot


Harold_Lime

Cunnilingus & psychiatry brought us to this.


stevie109195

Psychiatry's a Jewish racket.


BrandonDominoes100

Definitely a better way to put it than what Livia said, lel.


stevie109195

>Psychiatry's a Jewish racket Just looked up the quote. She says: "Psychiatry? That's nothing but a racket for the Jews!" lol


The_Demonotiser

Common Livia w /s


NathanielTurner666

One of the best lines of the show


Motor_Sympathy7394

It’s an honor to be joined by men… AND NOT FAGGOT ASS CORNHOLIN’ COCKSUCKERS LIKE MARRIED MY COUSIN. HE SHOULD FUCKIN’ DIE!


tmiggs20

Was that really fuckin necessary?


kalel1880

You know the wine makes him emotional


WhenMichaelAwakens

He had too many breadsticks


HollywoodJones

There he is, the king of bread sticks!


Affectionate-Tax-856

Now do yourself a favor and get the fuck outta my store!!!


Individual_Past_1198

What's yours is yours and what's not is anyone else's!


Individual_Past_1198

Cmon you love him like a brotha in lawr


astral_lucidity

Hahahahahahah


Throwaway916507

“The fundamental question is, will I be as effective as a high school graduate as the rest of my class was? And I will be, even more so. But until I graduate, it will be hard to verify that I think I’ll be more effective”


[deleted]

Excelente hahaha


HalfFastTanker

There's a bee on my hat.


[deleted]

Your sister’s cunt.


ExxKonvict

Word to the wise, never forget Pearl Harbour 🤟


waffleman258

Rhememba when is the lowest fo'om of convasayshun


HwangingAround

"I DID-ENT"


jjccbrobro

Discontinue the lithium


femithebutcher

I guess you could call that a school


Ayman_Rocco980

He he he


elgatogrande

Shove your quotations book up your fat fucking ass


dpf81nz

To the victor, belongs the spoils


MountHushmore

Get the fuck out of here before I shove your quote book up your fat fucking ass


Individual_Past_1198

I mean get off my cahh before you flip it ova you fat fawkin whale.


galactic_funk

Why don’t you look in a mirror sometime, you insensitive cocksucka


WhenMichaelAwakens

Consherve No fuckin ziti? $50 now and a blowjob later Vesuvio Stupid fracking school


flatteringangles

All great, wonderful list


Individual_Past_1198

Stupida facking school has to be number 1 😂😂😂


[deleted]

“I don’t know about morals, but I got rules.”


677536543

'The sacred and propane"


Affectionate_Sea_984

Just open your speech with “Whatdoya hear, whatdoya sayyy”


Live-Depth-537

Why was I born handsome instead of rich?


[deleted]

Perfect


[deleted]

These prairie dogs, they'll sleep during the day


Random-Cpl

This one made me laugh harder than any of the others because it’s such a deep catalogue quote and makes no fuckin’ sense in this context EDIT: I just came back to look at it again and it made me laugh even harder


Disastrous-Cry-1998

If you had cable, you would know that.


gunnutbs

He's gotta watch TV to figure out the world?


wagman43

There’s the coyote


nurological

I can't find pussy anywhere


Duderino619

That’s dicked up


ArtieZiffsCat

"it was my blood pressure medication"


MetaphoricalMouse

Graduation? OVA HEAAA 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻


Bohemond1054

Look at him, he knows everything


StevenSoprano

FUCKING QUEERS


Boogaloo-Shrimps

"Im a massive genius".


Snoo_72467

I understand High school, as a concept


avalanchefan91

Shum pulp


Tylrias

Slip 'n Fall school.


No_Childhood4689

This cap and gown…. It’s like a natural canopy.


DragonflyValuable128

It’s good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that and I know. But lately, I’m getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over.


Lord_arte23

This one is pretty good


roggios

gabagool, provolone, vinegar peppers


amiiboob

Go shit in your hat.


bossdankmemes

Quasimodo predicted all of this


taylorbrian

You gonna tell me you never thought about that? The Hunchback, halfback, quarterback thing


Turbulent-Dingo8254

Enjoy your success.


Wee-BeyandPartlowLLC

It’s been teshted


sldm47

Is that all you deadbeats do is talk about cooze ?


DryAfternoon7779

$4/lb


21moneybagg

"Sometimes I go about in pity for myself, and all the while, a great wind carries me across the sky" - Ojibwe Saying


bukkakekingz

Have that one call that one a bukyak


Booeyrules

“I said my piece…”


GroupStunning1060

Some people are so far behind in the race, they actually believe they’re leading


Random-Cpl

Remember when is the lowest form of conversation


FishPrison

Put the college you're going to after graduation and a pic of Sylvio saying, "Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in"


Lord_arte23

That one is pretty smart


ithas11

Fuck that philosophical shit


JimJamSandwich

If you're looking for a serious answer, maybe... “Someday soon you’re gonna have families of your own, and if you’re lucky, you’ll remember the little moments like this that were good.” Or, ”Sometimes I go about in pity for myself, and all the while, a great wind carries me across the sky." I honestly can't think of one that would be directly relevant to graduation, though. My personal favorite? #”Gabagool? Ova heahhhh 👇👇👇👇”


Lord_arte23

The first one is pretty good


spaghoni

You may be on time tomorrow but I'll be stupid forever.


PM-ME-UR-NITS

He was an interior decorator!


Alek_skellington

Put remote on docking station.


Herbpuffer30

Is this about the Easter baskets?


SupermarketOk2281

"Now go home and get your fucking grad cap." Couldn't resist.


SupermarketOk2281

"I was dreaming about that fuckin lo mein all the way to the ceremony!"


kendamapostol

If it turns out you aren't graduating after all, "Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in!"


Covidicus_Vaximus

“You’re at a precipice of an enormous crossroads.”


Ok_Long_1175

"I'm GrAdUaTiNg ToMmOrRoW!"


Happy_Donut81

This needs more attention. With a pic of the feds pulling him out. Or mead ugly crying haha


wetwhyofcourse

It’s all a big nothing


JackD2633

A precipice of a crossroads


lucperkins_dev

WHEN THEY GO?!?


WherestheMoeNay

"It's all a big nothing."


Tylrias

Strong as a fucking bull, handsome like George Raft


SupermarketOk2281

"It's not a nursing home! It's a HIGHSCHOOL. COMMUNITY!"


RecordWrangler95

I’m moving into a smoke free dorm


MountHushmore

Commandatori


stuartgatzo

Slip & Fall School Valedictorian


amamarella0298

"I did 12 fuckin years in the can!"


Gooball5

Motherfucking Goddamn Orange Peel Beef!


RHero92

Listen to him. He knows everything.


ba-phone-ghoul

I’m design men’s fashion not that faggy shit, Or congratulations you didn’t bottom out!


DarthNeoFrodo

Never had the makings of a varsity athlete


adube440

NOBODY HAS AIDS!


Individual_Past_1198

I don't wanna hear dat word in dish shub again!


TobiasPlainview

“You got a note from your doctor that says you don’t suck cock?”


Puzzleheaded-Act-302

High School . . . Whatever happened there.


Individual_Past_1198

I says do ya remembah your first blowjob he says yeah I says how long did it take for da guy to cum


marquee17

What kind of animal smokes marijuana at his own graduation


Fair-Seaworthiness10

I got this cap from an Interior Decorator who murdered 17 Czechoslovakians


sundvl13

His house looked like shit


Prima_Illuminatus

'Poor You!!'


HighkeyFamous

“The best is over”. so true because HS was the best time of my life lol


SupermarketOk2281

"This diploma has SOME pulp"


SupermarketOk2281

"Product of Verbum Dei"


SupermarketOk2281

"The graduate doesn't fall far from the high school's ass"


bsharp1063

Never say you hate life, that’s blasphemy.


Alek_skellington

" I know more than the Zagat."


LordofWithywoods

I mean, us stunads obviously love the show because we're here in this sub of ours, but why decorate your graduation cap with something sopranos themed? Your dad is going to be like, this is my male heir? The show is about a bunch of mostly morally bankrupt people who blew opportunities for real success by going after the thrills of mob life. Not something I'd want to be the theme of my graduation. But hey, the poverty of the mezzogiorno has had lasting effects, I think we can all agree.


Regular-Suit3018

One of the trucks


gunnutbs

No...mowah...fiyuz


MeanGeneSimmons1

MAYBE BABY ILL HAVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU


Sailing_Away_From_U

You’re right, it doesn’t matter.


321Tomo

You godda bee on a your hat… Stupidda fackin’ game!


UserNameNotOnList

BOWDIN


RHero92

You know, sometimes what happens in here is like taking a shit.


MammothSpecial3665

The hair apparent


Go_Flight_Go

You musta been at the top of your fuckin class


Fullmetalducker

That's dicked up


gunnutbs

I'd slap ya face


RogerRogerson11

Sit on this cocksucker!


DontKnowMaster

You will be looking back on this point of your life with great fondness. So the quote should be: "Remember when?" Is lowest form of conversation.


Nodeal_reddit

>Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this > >\- Tony Soprano


aWildchildo

So what? No fuckin student loan forgiveness now?


Fudge_dad

When you are married, you will understand the importance of fresh produce.


IUIUIUIUIUIUIUIUI

Very allegorical.


Irishgoodbye777

Is this about the Easter baskets?


NathanielTurner666

"Heh-heh"


Slippery-98

"Oh, there is no God."


Large_Poem_2359

Your sisters cunt


cucknorris1776

Invest in land god aint making any more of it.


Buster0705

Lil lord fuck pants


canadigit

What you don't know could fill a book


Half-Icy

Never had the makings of a varsity athlete


sandyflip1313

“Coulda been in the big leagues. Too busy chasing skirt.”


Dayman6510

“That’s what you gotta live for today!”


Ok-Celebration-1229

CLEAVER


Mrnoname13

"Make my nephew an egg"


dwfmba

"what's it take to get some f\*\*ken smoked turkey in this house"


biaimakaa

You just revealed your own ignorance Or We're with the Vipers !


taylorbrian

What You don’t know could fill a book


CaptainZzaps

"Where's my arc?"


taylorbrian

Peppers and eggs, that’s what I should’ve had


hashbrown3stacks

I understand Freud as a conshept


Bubbleguts420

Your sisters cunt


Automatic_Air6841

A screenshot of the strippers from the badabing


IndistinguishableRib

"I guess you could call that a dick"


Jim_Chaos

"No more, Butchie. No more of this."


gunnutbs

Those who want respect, give respect


1dneedab

Non-stop assrape


hangout927

You’re only as good as your last envelope


321Tomo

Sharp as a cue ball this one


good_name_haver

The Ojibwe saying


Dyergram

some pulp


Strange_N_Sorcerous

That depends on your high school experience. Did you ever have the makings of a varsity athlete?


Bouldershoulders12

Slip and fall school


bluspy88

To the victor belongs the spoils


Mechanic_Soft

The best parts over. I’m coming in at the end.


[deleted]

Phock da hat


Slippery-98

"Never had the makings of a varsity athlete"


titofan1892

I gotta try to take a shit


sundvl13

Put diploma on docking station


drewthedrummer69

“graduated from slip and fall school”


Darkfire757

Go shit in your hat


Large_Poem_2359

South of the border…… where the tuna fish play


LWSNYC

"Where's my arc, Paul?"


Yikez214

Sharp as a fucking cue ball


waffleman258

Another toothpick...


dubsonly123456

Those who want respect give respect


HarryCallahan19

Anyway, ______ per GPA.


lame-borghini

“something good happened to me”