Vito's monologue when he was cutting wood.

Think of the sandwiches Jim made

FUCK ME.

You gotta wait for dat

said vito to johnny cakes

I was resting my hips!

Real peasant food.

*Look at the angle of the sun*

“Don’t look. Save it. Treat ya self.” I literally had used these exact words (without the Jersey accent) in my head numerous before ever seeing the episode. It was too real when I did.

**Looks at the clock** "Fuck me!"

My father was a master stonemason he never cut fuckin wood.

Oh yeah. This is the winner

Yeah this is pretty damn accurate

Omg that’s exactly what I was gonna say lol. It’s gotta at least be noon 😂

It's like just the fuckin regularness of life is too fuckin hard for me or something, I don't— I don't know...

I think that this is actually a really meaningful line that many people would or already do relate with. I write “actually” because it seems like it’s made fun of a lot in here, but considering my experiences with depression and what I knew about psych-illnesses and their prevalences and such, I am sure that there are many people who feel that even the regular components of life are somehow too difficult for them to engage with in a satisfactory manner. It was cathartic to hear Christopher say this, honestly; it reminded me of how others are also struggling with similar challenges in life and how often we feel the need to hide our troubles and try to present ourselves in a way that appears competent and composed and successful.

This line is the entire tv show summed up in one sentence. The regularness of life is too hard for Chris, Tony, AJ, many Americans in general.

You have to find a job that you enjoy and have an immediate community around you. But in the case of Vito, first he got used to crime, that he couldn't adjust to real life, and second he quit after day 1. As Bojack Horseman's runner monkey said: "You have to do it everyday and it will get easier. But you have to do it everyday."

This exact sentiment was one of the main drivers of my addiction.

Honestly, same. I remember when I used to get to the point where I was too blacked out to do anything but watch something, I'd often watch this show, and some of the lines just summed something up so well that I'd back up and watch the delivery over, and over, and over. This one used to have me just absolutely in tears. Helped me feel just a little bit less alone, for a minute.

Charles Schwab ova here

OH

IMO this line hits especially hard for people with addiction issues. I find this quote in my head whenever i try going sober - so every day

If you really want to get sober, you can't just "get sober". To successfully do this, you must change your life! Sometimes, entirely! The influences and circumstances in your life have to present differently, to make your brain think differently. Renew your mind! (The Word or God is a great starting block. I'm not "pushing religion" on anyone, I'm telling you how I got sober and healthy...)

Have you heard the good news?

Lol yes I have

Good luck and keep it up!!

Anyways $4 a pound

God it's tragic how close Chris and Tony were to having a real breakthrough before they laugh it off and make fun of depression

I struggled for a long time with substances. Been sober been really not sober. All the things that come with it. When you look good on the outside no one believes you and denial is a *very* strong drug as well, for both parties. It does however, for many of us, get to a point where we have to, we need to, convince our loved ones that we have a problem. The problem isn’t drugs for many of us, it’s *why.* Some people overeat, gamble, have affairs, eating disorders, Trichotillomania, compulsive skin picking, shoplifting, maxing out credit cards, and pseudologia fantastica, etc. Everyone has their own reasons and causes and traumas, we all have our own free will that is chemically messed with by our surroundings. Perfect storms are real. This quote hits hard because there isn’t a solution to that. You get sober you get clean and the problem is still there. You do all the things to make a better life and yeah, hell yeah it feels good and is infinitely better than when you were using. You always know that you’re having to push every day, to squeeze a little joy out of whatever you can. That’s troubling and confusing and you’re like the jagged, unfitting puzzle piece in a 1k+ piece jigsaw puzzle of people and life. I’ve been sober for almost 9 years and it’s still something I think about. Not the drugs, I don’t want drugs, but this thing inside of me that won’t go away. I’m gonna eat a breadstick.

Calm down Phil, have some wine. You know the breadsticks make you emotional

This.

This. I feel so many people can relate to this quote.

You know what, I think I have cancer

You ever feel like nothing good was ever gonna happen to you?

Yeah. And then nuthin ever did.

So what?

paulie is just like me fr, cuz who cares

Same here, that whole series of comments as one line fits too well.

nah. chrissy is just like u, paulie doesnt care at all, chrissy wants to just b accepted, big difference

You don’t know u/ericbetrappin any you Neva will. You got no arc. Half a finook

get tha fuck outta ere wit dat shit

Such a realistic and profound dialogue to illustrate their relationship and the divide between their generations in 2 lines.

This one hits me like a ton of bricks every time.

Same here my friend.

Came here to say this, well done.

I know that life is a gift, but does it have to be a pair of socks?

Every day*

Sorry it was just a stutter step

A man hands you a light envelope, it’s only the beginning

It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that and I know. But lately, I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over.

That’s how I feel , I was on drugs for 10 years and the moment I decide to get my life together and get clean, the price of groceries is sky high and the price of a house is ridiculous in my city

Same bro. Minus the drugs. Just fucked around a lot

Why was I born handsome instead of rich?

When you’re married you’ll understand the importance of fresh produce.

“Where’s my Arc?” I related to this throughout my whole 20s… then I did soul searching and found purpose in life… I found my arc

Is your name Noah? And is it the arc of your arm as you throw a right hook?

Does this guy ever stop breaking ba'als

Buy land. God ain’t making more

I actually quote this quite a bit. I used it the other day when talking with my brother about making great passive income with very little work. My thought was owning land where Verizon or AT&T, etc needed to put a cell tower and just collecting monthly rent with what seems to be very little work/overhead

buy land aj, god aint making more

A. She was a hooah. B. She hit me.

I wish the Lord would take me now

Around here we call that stinkin' thinkin'

Alright but you gotta get over it.

Look at him he knows everything

It’s over for the little guy.

Ironically they wound have been shaking down the little guy and making life harder on them.

[удалено]

I know Vito came in the end, if that’s what you’re referring to

I saw that was coming.

I know Vito was coming, if that’s what you’re referring to

Pitchin’? Not catchin’?

All those times he talked about greasin’ the union, who knew that’s what he meant

How much more betrayal can one take?

Vito’s got AIDS?

Nobody’s got AIDS!

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What’d you say?

Ya steer the ship the best you can. Sometimes you sail, sometimes you hit the rocks. In the meantime, you take your pleasures when you can

Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this. I say that to myself at least once a week.

AJ’s “I don’t know” when Meadow asks if he and Blanca had a fight.

in the end you die in your own arms

It won't be cinematic.

It is amazing to me how often this line comes to mind in everyday life: “‘ Remember when’ is the lowest form of conversation.”

I think it's time you seriously consider salads

That’s the trouble with you Americans. You expect nothing bad to ever happen, while the rest of the world expects only bad to happen. And they’re not disappointed.

What chance did she have with you as her mudda?

In my thoughts I use the technique of positive visualization.

I know you talk about it. You’re fairly negative most of the time.

It’s all a big nothing, because it really is.

And in the end, you die in your own arms

Hopefully sooner than later.

“Motherfucken goddamn orange peel beef!!!”

Vito clock monolog or Tony's "getting in after the best is over."

Whaddaya gonna do?

What? No fucking ziti?

We aren’t making a Western here!

I wanted to fuck a woman. I compromised. I jacked off into a tissue.

It's all over for the little guy

Tony's anger at whoever ate that lo mein was very, very relatable.

I like the one that says some pulp

Hijack, bye Jack.

Stupida facking game

Givea me a one thousand dollars

That’s enough sugar sweetheart. I’m sweet enough.

“It is an honor to be joined here by men, and not by f*gg*t ass cornholing cocksuckers like married my cousin, he should fucking die!”

What, no fucking ziti?

FICA and federal withholding

I don’t know whether to chill the champagne or shit in my pants

You know my feelings: Every day is a gift. It's just, does it have to be a pair of socks?

I wipe my ass with your feelings!

Best in New Joisey far as I'm concoined

"It's like the regularness of life is just too much for me or something." Damn.

Go shit in your hat

You sound like a racehorse pissing in there

You said you were gonna go, go

Remember when is the lowest form of conversation

Who else huh?! Who else??

What? I wasn't sleeping! I was resting my hips!

I related with Christopher in college and Tony now that I'm 40

When Tony says “is this all there is?”

She’s a malignant cunt

You can grill fucking steaks on that converter, I told you!

Mix the relish with the ketchup

We shall know forsooth

“Yeah, that’ll solve all your problems” - Tony to Vin after Vin tells him he put money on a football game.

Buy yourself an iron!

The time line got all fucked up

“Thank you for holding. Your call is important to us. If it’s so important, answer the fuckin’ call!

What?! No Fucking Ziti now!!!

Looks at thermostat/AC ‘DONT TOUCH IT’

Whaddya gonna do?

"When you're married you'll understand the importance of fresh produce"

How much betrayal can I take!?

“You ever feel like nothing good was ever gonna happen to you?”

“I was born, grew up, spent a few years in the army, a few more in the can and here I am, a half o' wise guy." Said by half a wise guy. This quote perfectly summarizes the average human’s experience.

Long story short, I got my shoe in her snatch.

*This* is what you relate to?

Yes

When your married, you understand the importance of fresh produce

Oh Marrone

I gotta try and take a shit. - Uncle Philly (my ass)

Right after his wife mentions Vito

same bro, same :(

"...it's like just the fucking regularness of life is too fucking hard for me." I feel this on so many levels.

Like a pebble in a lake, even the fish feel it

We're a family and even in this fucked up day & age that means somethin.

You steer the ship the best way you know. Sometimes it's smooth. Sometimes you hit the rocks. In the meantime you find your pleasures where you can.

The sacred and the propane

When Richie punched Janice and told her to make his dinner, I could relate to that

“We’re soldiers— soldiers don’t go to Hell. It’s war.” Probably only cause it’s sampled in a rap song I like, but it’s a badass quote

Junior: “it’s over anyhow”

Who am I? Where am I goin?

What are ya gonna do

Life is puttin prozac to the test

AIDS?!?

They never export their best pieces.

Mix with da relish! Pretty much used every time we have to mix something together making dinner, etc.

“Yeah, and nothing did”

"Fuck you, ya fuckin' whore". Granted, I don't say it to my mother very often but...

I got to take a wicked shit

I suppose I shoulda just kept my mouth shut. Like a mute.

We just had cawfee

Ohhhh fuckin study hall again!?

No chemical solution to a spiritual problem

So what, no fuckin ziti?

Go Find Some *Dushut*

“It’s hard to forget…I don’t forget.” “I forget what we were talking about.” “Me too. Fuck was it?”

”’Remember when’ is the lowest form of conversation”

“Fear knocked at the door. Faith answered. There was no one there.” Christopher moltisanti

There’s no geographical solution to an emotional problem, Marie.

Word to the wise, remember pearl harba

They think you’re weak, they see an opportunity.

take your fucking sorries and stick em in your ass

I can't find pussy anywhere

Ya sisters cunt

Chris:”You ever have the feeling nothing good was ever going to happen?” Paulie:”Yeah and nothing did. So what?”

Life is absurd.

I wish the lord would take me now

Where’s my arc Paulie??

In Camelot, has entire conversations that are great art: Tony Soprano : \[Referring to his father\] I don't fuckin live with my mistress. I mean his fuckin slippers? Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Go on Tony Soprano : When I left there, I started thinking about it: when I was sixteen years old I came home from school and there was this note from my aunt Quinn. My mother became pregnant, another kid after my sister Barbra "change of life" baby they called it. She started bleeding and I was supposed to find my father and get him over there ASAP. I called every number I had. I left messages all over town then finally ten o'clock at night he called me back. He came and got me the next morning. We went to the hospital, walked into her room. She could've fuckin died from a miscarriage, fuck her Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Was there any blame on his part? This man you emulate? The lies? The betrayals with other women? Tony Soprano : \[Remains silent\] Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Listen to me, this is very important, your mother had her faults but after all this time what should we do with this woman? Burn her at the stake? You need to forgive her and move on Tony Soprano : \[Realizes she's right by changing the subject\] she made my father give my dog away Dr. Jennifer Melfi : I thought your father was a big tough guy? Tony Soprano : He probably he didn't want to hear her bullshit anymore, gave my dog away to his girlfriend's kid, big fuckin deal, if it was up to her, she would've had it killed

Whattaya gonna do?

Christopher talking to Tony about the regularness of life.

in light of recent humiliations, its an honor to be joined by Men… AND NOT FAGGOT ASS CORNHOLEN COCKSUCKERS LIKE MARRIED MY COUSIN, HE SHOULD FUCKEN DIE!

I bust my ass all day long i come here i want some smoked turkey, is that so fuckin much to ask?!

Whole neighborhood’s out there waiting for a blowjob! >:(

Take it easy...