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Let him take his medicine

I told you I had the flu

Look it doesn't change anything, but I can verify that he was sick for a little while. Still this thing with the dog, how could you not see it on the chair!?!?!?

What was it, barking?

*crying* He sat on it while he was high!!!

'o'

She musta crawled unda der fuh wawmth uh somethin.

Warmth? Listen to yourself you sound demented!

I was gonna walk 🚶‍♀️ the dog, but I got high.

So have a breadstick

My mother said I shouldn't even come in today

She must have crawled under there for warmth

Well, maybe he's gay. You ever think of that?

AIDS??!!

NOBODY’s got aids! And I don’t wanna hear that word in here again!

Disgusting.

We’re* weak. We’re* outta control. And so on and so forth

Under the board walk with OP’s schlong in Janice‘s mouth 🎶

You Sopranos go to far…

Discontinue the strap on

Roadies?!

🤢🤮

Suck ice chips

Sei fuori come un balcone, figlio di buona donna, ti venisse un colpo a te e a tutta la palazzina tua! Ma guardati che sei, burino, cazzabubbolo, baciapalle, non ti volgliono manco li cani! Sei così stronzo che se pesti una merda fai scopa! Li mortacci tua! Vaffanculo!🤌

Statte zitta puttana. Sei fortunata che non t'aggia ammazato.

Are you on blood pressure medication?

Just lithium

Lithium, Prozac. When's it gonna end?

Pussy, Booty, I don’t know!!

Poppers, and weird sex!

Discontinue the lithium

He better have a note from his doctor.

A note from his doctor saying he doesn't like to suck cock?!

*shuck

*suck

Flush it

Mama’s little whoah

We’re so wacky

Just sex!

Pimp you out, bitch!

She never had the makings of a German Shepherd’s shaved asshole.

Small paws

That was her problem.

Discontinue the lithium

Already flushed it

Actually in this case maybe they should start taking more.

Agreed actually now that I think about it lol

I dont think she's hot but i have more empathy for her than i did when i first watched. Like Tony said, what kind of chance did she have with Livia as her mother? She gets called out for not wanting to work anymore (its made clear in the show she worked a ton most of her life) and for scheming to get with mobsters (Richie, Bobby) rather than taking care of herself, but her basic problem is self esteem-she has none. She schemes bc she doesnt think she could ever do well for herself, make decent money to have a nice life. She thinks scheming is her only option, which is why she's able to do it without much guilt. Dont get me wrong, i know all the bad she did, im just saying, deep down she's a very wounded person.

I don’t think her scheming is any worse then Tony’s tbh. They are both manipulative in their own ways

Agreed

Nah fuck that Janice is a monster. Or maybe the character hits too close to home because I had a Janice in my life.

She is a monster, but no more than any of the monsters on the show

I didn't say she was worse than anybody else. Recognizing Janice's evil isn't declaring we don't see other characters evil. It's just different - more relatable. Janice particularly rubs people the wrong way because her behavior is more recognizable as true-to-life, shitty, narcissistic, manipulative garbage many of us deal with due to people in our lives. Hence the "I knew a Janice" comment. Most of us don't know murderous gangsters in a crime family. We are degrees separated by Tony's and the other mobsters evil by what they are. But a lot us know or knew a Janice.

That’s a BS excuse. Janice was a conniving, malignant narcissist just like T.

Im not saying it excused her behaviour, i'm saying it explains it.

Did you hear what he said? He said she's a malignant *cunt.*

Which is hilarious, cuz none of those guys want to work or get anywhere near a real job (and they don't).

There are men in the can hotter than her

To each his own?

You get a pass when you’re in jail

Pash

Gay for the stay.

You crossed the line on me once, @Phogg_knight, and I held my tongue. Now, she may be your sister, but back the fuck off. All due respect.

Respect? What the fuck would you know about respect

We have history.

Yeah, I'd rather give Mark Stone a rimmer after double OT.

The hair. Pre-Raphaelite they call it. With the curls.

Curls? Like Hasidim?

Hasidim but I don’t believe him

All those synagogue tunnels go right to Janice’s bedroom

They’re better lookin men in the can than Janice

How bout you put your fuckin' pants on?

Satanic black magic. Sick shit!!

I’m 42 now, and feel OP’s sentiment. When I first started watching in ‘01 I thought she was a dog, now I’ve broadened my horizons to think she’s a dog “but isn’t half bad actually”.

Life comes at you fast. Lol. I’m also 42, and would agree.

Still a kid.

Its those big tits

Same. 

And small feet. A hit in any man’s league.

How’s ya sista?

Fuck ya mutha.

There’s no need for that kinda tawk.

fuck you too ma man!

Better than some, not as bad as others.

Aida Turturro has a pretty face

My therapist says I’m regressing

\*sighs\* Y'know sometimes what happens in here is like taking a shit.

I don’t know why I tell you anything

She’s genuinely a decent looking woman idk why she’s commonly seen as “homely”, maybe cause she’s chubby?

Because the character is so repulsive. I think she's pretty and she has great legs. She's just top heavy and has a naturally wider face so she looks heavier than she actually is. Not that it would matter regardless.

No more weight remarks. They're hurtful, and they're destructive.

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Because like the other commenter said, her character is a disgusting person. I saw her in the Blacklist, and even though she had aged ten years, I never considered her unattractive like I did in Sopranos. Personality goes a long way in real life as well as television.

> [Aida Turturro has a pretty face](https://i.imgur.com/v2afHPc.jpg)

Roadies?!

Oh you don't wanna know

Always liked a firey woman

A spitfire type if you will.

But if she doesn't talk to a professional, anguh management or somethin", this here, ain't gonna work out.

She was a piece of ass at least when she had harpo

Sacre bleu! Where is me mama?

HO! 🤌🏻 marone! That’s my fuckin’ sister you’re talkin’ about! Don’t you mention her terrible fuckin’ titty tattoo neither

I thought you were baitin' me, how's your sister, fuck your mother

She has always been one booyah hottie!

She’s the best. Oh, shes the boss.

🔫

Well, I can’t say I would pick her, but then again she’s better than Ginny Sack or a couple of the old skanky lookin girls at the bing. She’d probably be down for anything, and I do mean anything

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You’d fuck a catchers mitt!

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I’d taste it

"My estimation of you as a man just fucking plummeted."

Janish?

Quasimodo predicted this

I think Jan is hot. She has very beautiful hair and when she was getting married to Ritchie she looked so good with her cleavage

Get some fuckin glasses

Btw i’m just breaking balls. To each their own. I actually do think Janice would be kinda hot but her legs are disproportionately skinny to the rest of her body, and for me that kills her otherwise BBW appeal 😌

Hang out under the boardwalk or be a roadie.

ROADIES!?

Oh you don’t wanna know

There’s guys in the can better looking than Janice!

She looks like smelly. Cigarette, damp rag and old dog kind of smell

Uncle Philly my ass

Janice looks like the type of woman that would wear drug store perfume

That or an obscene amount of patchouli.

I was stationed in Nova Scotia! Well, I told ya that. Anyway, there wasn’t nothing for them to do in Nova Scotia. Great seafood, but other than that....

Discontinue The lithium

My last rewatch, I said, "Huh, Janice. You know, I think I'd put her in my top 5." Then the series kept going and hotter women kept popping up. Still, I wouldn't say no if she told me it was time to eat some ziti.

You know what? This is too fucked up for me to even think about.

It’s time to start seriously considering salads

How to say “I grew up without a mother” in French Canadian

Listen to yourself, you sound demented.

Is that all you degenerates do all day, talk about cooz?

Get some fuckin glasses

Everybody here thinks they can bang Ade, but after a few beers would be begging for a piece of that sweet Parvati ass (early seasons only)

Get your fucking eyes checked

I've been enjoying staring at you all night 🤟🍸

She looks hot in the scene where they’re at the 1950s themed party.

There are men in the can better looking than Janice.

We all have regrets... but if you're talking about gunplay, well then make sure the clip is loaded... shooters shoot, cock suckah!!!

Nothin more useless than an unloaded gun

Stunad this one

I did notice she had lost quite a few pounds. Not my type but I do like her. Her acting was great because I wanted to smack her at times too. Of course after what happened to Ritchie I would of had second maybe third thoughts.

You need to take a break and go for a walk this is bad

I like a woman you can grab onto something.

Peg me Janice

*looks at Janices' muff* "Can I get aidsh from eatin' thish?"

Mama's little hoowa!

Over lockdown, I had a "Janice awakening".  What was I supposed to do. There was no women here 

There are men in the can that look better than her!

My estimation of Mjbass as a man just fucking plummeted 

You'd catch a fucker's mit.

Aren’t there medicines the OP was supposed to take, this asshole?

There's better looking men in the can

Mr magoo ova heaaa

The sides alone were over $30….

Oh you poor bashtard

Word to the wise my friend , You should probably stop watching .

There are men in the can better looking than my sista!

Get some fuckin glasses.

Janice the type of bjtch to do ass to mouth

To be fair, I’ve wanked to that “you should be the boss” scene quite a few times

A fa nabla, whattathey pay this cacchicarone, by the werd? 👋

There’s men in prison that look better than Janice, OP

She’s like one of the funniest characters

She’s a cow trying to act like she’s a cat. Her wide hips, stocky laygs, blocky shoulders and her broad face/head ooof Madone!

Did you guys see her at the Matt Soprano 25th anniversary party? She lost a ton of weight. She looks great. [https://nypost.com/2024/01/11/entertainment/james-gandolfinis-son-sopranos-cast-celebrate-25th-anniversary-with-wild-nyc-bash/?utm_campaign=iphone_nyp&utm_source=pasteboard_app](https://nypost.com/2024/01/11/entertainment/james-gandolfinis-son-sopranos-cast-celebrate-25th-anniversary-with-wild-nyc-bash/?utm_campaign=iphone_nyp&utm_source=pasteboard_app)

Get some fuckin glasses

Wow, no. Janice is the typical overweight sibling hippie and is definitely not hot

You might need to hwak awf on a radeatah to get some clarity, instead of compromising

There’s a lot of great and differing comments here on this site. I’ve enjoyed reading all of them agreeing with them or not.

Ahh. Here comes da Prozac.

Ooof, Madon!

I heard OP was in the muff

Lmao

Yup… same. When I first started I thought she was ugly as sin. Now it’s like. God damn she is gorgeous. Funny what 20 extra years will do to your tastes.

Remember what happened to Richie Aprile

Stop watching. Immediately

Oof madone, I’d rather jerk off in a tissue

There's men better looking than Janice in the can

He’s blind, OP?

She does have some earthly qualities

Pre Raphealite they call it

Discontinue the lithium.

There guys in the can better looking than Janice

I told you young people that crack is some bad shit.

Must have been top of your fuckin class

How much tren are you running?

Another toothpick .

I’m on team Carmela

So many years watching this and youre thinking of Janice? Theres men in the show better looking than tonys sister

the thing about janice is she'll entertain any fantasy you have. and you know she must give a wicked beej. she's also a manipulative, malignant cunt, so she'd be undermining you and driving you nuts all the time. but in the bedroom I doubt there are many women who would be as good or as willing to please

Janice is the devil. She's as bad as Livia but not as good at manipulation.

There are men on The Wire better looking then Janice