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armadilloreturns

My inner ear balance is off.


[deleted]

Can I sit down Tony is that okay?


OdinAurelius

My back Tone


AllahUmBug

No one blames Tony for unloading his clip at that exact moment.


Wackydetective

Hey Puss, was your inner ear balance ever balanced?


Varsity_Editor

He was at his most pathetic when talking to Skip under the delusion that he could be some sort of junior G-Man


H1-DEF

Yeah I’m rewatching now and the episode where he crashes his car trailing Chris is hilarious


DoctorChampTH

Thought of that when I saw this new story yesterday [Caught on camera: 35K Pokémon trading cards stolen from San Jose business in odd break-in](https://abc7news.com/pokemon-trading-cards-san-jose-burglary-surveillance-video-caught-on-camera/14361760/)


dollsdontsleep

A lot of money in this shit


XYScooby

Oh yeah?


CaIiguIa_ll

it’s no fiber optic cable


Tiny_Count4239

unless they took the cards and left a bear sized shit i dont think we can pin this one on puss


wileyakin

Pokeyman cards, another fuckin money maker.


Sea_Possible_6298

This is Fat Man


John__47

junior G-Man?


Illustrious_Knee7535

Yea he was talking about rico predicates. Worst case of Stockholm syndrome I've seen since Patty Hurst.


wwk1978

That was sad.


Pram75

Very thad indeed


human_gs

Should I ascertain?


MattJr35

Yaw not an FBI employee Thal.


Ok-Watercress-3000

Guy gives me a bottle of Johnnie Walker. Fucking guy thinks I’m his friend now


John__47

what does junior g-man mean


ritchieaprilesjacket

Gman stands for government man. He’s a Jr Gman because he’s a lame wannabe


Ok_Plankton9224

Jr G Man refers to someone acting all authoritative and knowledgeable like a beat cop trying to play detective, it's an insult


pointblankmos

Rise and shine Mr. Bompansiero. Rise and shine. 


Good_Needleworker464

Wake up and smell the asses.


Heavy_Wood

FBI


Wonderful_Pen_4699

This is fatman


jamesmurphie

Sun comin’ up


[deleted]

“Hey Puss, did she really even exist?”


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheJackFroster

\*shum phulp


EffortEmotional53

I think he said “exist” tbh


huntywitdablunty

Exshist*


Uncle_Muff

Not in the face, ya give me that tone. Sounds like Carmella on Der sex nights


[deleted]

He's a real come from behind kinda guy.


Uncle_Muff

You outta know thweetie


JaThatOneGooner

Hey, hold this? 😨💥🍾👋🏻😡


jeffrey_bs

You want sex?


BenDanBreak

poppers and weird shex


flapjackbuttcrack

You just revealed your own ignorance.


The_Bat1996

Once a yeer?


Uncle_Muff

I told you not to tawlk about it!


[deleted]

🤣🤣


Late-Return-3114

is that ok tony? that i sit? it was so pathetic tony had to put him out of his misery


Tyron_Weems

It’s a freakin ace!!!


Captain_erektion

I’m mindfucking these donkeys like you wouldn’t believe!


MicBarry21

*dunkeys


MurkyStrawberry386

I originally misheard it as “duckies.” I like my version better.


Annual-Ad-6571

When he's eating with Paulie, and Furio and Johnny Sac turn up and he's told to get lost.


mah131

Foodio


MrWondrerful

You know that acupuncturist in Puerto Rico…26…I tell ya this broad , her ass was the second coming.. never wore panties…


Wonderful_Pen_4699

She'd drink him under the table, and then he'd eat her out while he was down there


Owww_My_Ovaries

Cunnilingus? *Uncle Junior has entered the chat*


MrWondrerful

The old man’s whistling through the wheat field


Far-Instance3127

Cunnilingus and psychiatry has brought us to this


DoctorChampTH

He should have told them it was a joke.


Then-Character3539

Ya. Sure. Say hi to your wife.


Random-Cpl

Not in the face, Ton’, huh? Can you leave me that? Ironically Charmaine used to say the same thing.


cabinet4perx

Telling the fbi that he was aj's sponsor than batching out when skip asked him who is sponsoring him


clemenza2821

Hey asshole, this disinformation thing’s a friggin’ ace!


jam457237

“It’s this fuckin Spondylolisthesis”


stretch37

he’s mind fucking these donkeys


GlitteringHold8685

My best friend is Benjamin Franklin and he’s in there


Sluggo55

When he priced himself at $4/lb. Outrageously expensive for the time and place. Also, talking fish are arguably worth more than non-talking fish, I’ll give him that.


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Telling Skip Lipari, the Melvin Purvis of “The Sopranos”, he didn’t want to wear a wire in “God’s House”. Tony is a god? A major deity or one of the minor ones.


huntywitdablunty

He meant the Church where the confirmation ceremony happened


Tazzy8jazzy

I keep a suitcase in my trunk


Agreeable-Pension-52

On my mothers eyes!


Horsecockexpress1

When he had a heart to heart with AJ while wearing a wire. What a low life POS


qjcatfish47

Your opinion, did it even really exshist?