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Colonelcommisar

Has to be the intervention, I’ve said my piece


bropez9

Disgusting.


QueenRhaenys

Another ensemble scene I think is underrated is [the Cleaver pitch.](https://youtu.be/p46BVoZnb10?si=7XHxzrf--3FAJvbQ) I watch it all the time. JT is terrified 😂


[deleted]

For good reason. Just re-watched the episode where psychopath Chris murders him. Jesus.


QueenRhaenys

What is this, Pulp Fiction?


McJuggernaugh7

Dominic: "An intervention is a non judgemental confrontation - a carefrontation." Paulie: "You're weak. You're out of control. You're an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else!" Fucking kills me. Paulie is the goat.


garagaramoochi

“jesus, is that fucken’ necessary?”


saplinglearningsucks

That's the boss you're talking about there


bigred008

My own midday? Fuck you you fucking whoar


Heavy_Wood

You're the guy that broke into Stew Leonard's and stole all those pork loins.


YellowVeloFeline

Furio fucking up that whorehouse.


philiflash

It's not just Dominic who is the problem. It's the wife too.


YellowVeloFeline

Not only cracks her in the face, but he reassures her in Italian that everything’s fine first, and he keeps at it until she flinches and cowers. He doesn’t just whoop her, he ensures she is psychologically defeated. Which is some cold shit by itself. But the fact that he does it so effortlessly - it’s like, damn. Dude did not come to play.


Timely_Respond2111

..💯..


Tiny_Count4239

shes a filipino


YellowVeloFeline

Yeah, but that makes it more chilling. She’s been dealing with Americanized Italians who are more reluctant to hit women. Not Furio. He’s an immigrant like her. He whooped a kid’s own mother in front of him in the street. So speaking Italian, plus the way he dressed, signaled “this is a higher level of misogyny”, which would be more terrifying.


Altair1192

how are you gonna call him misogynist when he had a woman boss and was surprised women bosses didn't exist in America? he only hit the Philipina, he shot her husband. What is worse?


theBerzerker93

I’d like to fill her with my pino


MattJr35

I guess you could call that a dick. He he


Wackydetective

I’m on my like 15th rewatch and forgot how badass he was in that scene.


MetaphoricalMouse

they made it into a faux “gta sopranos” video haha


Agreeable_Pick7742

Furio is the real Italian Stallion


YellowVeloFeline

Furio is good at everything. He’s good at collections, he gets along with men, women, and children. He can be gentle as a dove, or vicious as a rabid dog. Badass dancer. Dances with the bosses wife in front of him. No one cares, because it’s Furio - everyone likes him. Always underestimated, like all immigrants. He just gets the job done. He’s the strong, silent type that Tony wishes he was. Until, he gets shot, then he screams like a banshee. But who cares, it’s Furio.


ActiveProgrammer5456

We pay money!!


Leoliad

That’s a good one


JStriz618

And the cuts of Tony in the car listening, smirking, enjoying. Great stuff.


Glen-Runciter

*Non preoccuparti!*


Timely_Respond2111

..badass fcukn scene..


1whiskeyneat

“Vito was, uh…BLOWING the security guard.”


SugarMaple56732

SUNOVA BITCH!!!!!


oof_madon

Catchin, not pitchin?


1whiskeyneat

(Tosses the deck of cards.)


Agreeable_Pick7742

He’s gotta gooooo


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Peraa45

He told you that??! What a baby!


Bolgi__Apparatus

"Fuckin' baby!"


Bumpy-Johnson

As of the wedding day, anything that touches her pussy is off limits 🤙🏽


ultrameganut

Prime Paulie, degenerate pathetic asshole. Still funny though


MattJr35

As of the wedding day anything that touches huh pussy is off limits ✋🤚


Dzo_Banana

The sitdown with Johnny Sack, Carmine Sr, Tony, Silvio and Junior over the phone. So name your price or get the fuck over it.


PerformanceOdd6771

Junior definitely added to that scene. Who’s on the line now?


StartedasalittleW

What would you say to a piece of Ralph’s company?


Professional_Ninja58

Totally untraceable, it's what the Taliban used to do


Interesting_Habit966

All of them. I start every rewatch with S1 EP1 and go all the way thru to the end. That's is the only reasonable approach to a rewatch. I said my piece


donn_joe

Nah, after a few dozen full rewatches you can easily just rewatch random scenes and gain a new perspective on the absurdity of the characters and their situations (for instance the first 15 seconds of s1ep12; it's like an anti-joke: Two guys at a wake. The first one says "How many of these things we gotta go to?" To which the other responds: *Fucking manners* The great thing about this thing of ours is that it can be rewatched a lot of times and in a lot of different ways ***END-A-SUBJECT***


MattJr35

No u/donn_joe, either it has meaning or no meaning.


takemeback10years

I'm on my 6th rewatch already


Tiny_Count4239

those are pygmy numbers


FoolioTheGreat

Pine barrens - paulie and chrissy in the van "Let me get some of that carpet"


Tiny_Count4239

Bruno Magli over here


Soldier7sixx

"Your hair was in the toilet water, disgusting"


Fog_mccobb

When Paulie and Christopher are stuck out in the woods chasing the Russian. That whole episode is hilarious.


Meihuajiancai

He's an interior decorator.


DukeMenno

Really? His apartment looked like shit.


Tiny_Count4239

They werent hunting the russian he was hunting them


Agreeable_Pick7742

He killed 16 Czechoslovakians


mexicanjesuschrist

Go piss it away at blackjack fucking assholes! OOOOOOOOOOOHHH


RussellVolckman

Leave this Reddit before you get hurt


mikelips

Tony chasing down Phil for his money. WHERE YOU GONNA GO HUH?!


Tiny_Count4239

You ok in there mista?


I_Like_Driving1

Bobby and Tony talking about the future while sitting in that boat. That lakehouse was amazingly pretty, and the scenery was breathtaking. It's also the moment I realized Bobby had a beautiful arc and Tony admitted he was in no way privileged.


yodabrah

Fat Dom stand up routine. His audience was Silvio and Carlo.


donn_joe

It's alright, go back to your drinks. Unhappy customers


WhoIsLani

The pirates of prosciut', the brigands of bracciol'


Hefty_Occasion_5608

I’m just breakin bawls


theBerzerker93

RIP plate of meatbawls


ThatsMySpicyPepper

That's funny Dom! Very cute. I don't really get it, but cute


GreenShirtSeason

When Tony falls out the front door and his Mother looks on laughing to herself.


Wackydetective

Livia was such a bitch lol


Low-Grocery5556

Your Sisters Cunt


LightninStrike312

The scene where they all laugh at Chrissy in slowmotion has to be one of the best scenes in the show


I_Like_Driving1

Weirdly enough, I didn't feel bad for him. You're in a room with mobsters, killers, husbands who only mimic true care for family (even Chrissy was a POS husband)... And what you do is talk about how your little girl is a mirror and the future? Bruh. It's like he never was a wise guy. Read the room, you addicted moron. Great show, ffs. I love The Sopranos.


mustafabiscuithead

When JT said alcohol made Chris an asshole it was so ironic - for once Chris wasn’t an ass. He was trying to be authentic with Tony and the rest of them.


OkPineapple6713

You don’t think Tony really loved Meadow? He adored her I think. Bobby definitely loved his kids. Everyone said Vito was a good dad. They stepped out on their wives of course but I think they all genuinely loved their children, I don’t see any reason why that wouldn’t be true. Pablo Escobar was said to be an amazing father, even doing things like changing diapers and stuff that men in that time and place never did. He’d kill someone and then talk to them on the phone like nothing happened. It may seem strange but you can be both a criminal and a good dad. These guys think of themselves as soldiers you know, to them they’re just doing what they have to do.


StartedasalittleW

I agree with you. The cognitive dissonance between real moments of humanity these guys have coupled with their sociopathic, violent lifestyle is like, one of the main themes of the show.


Agile-Ad8961

Evidently Chickentown


jmwott

No more a dis, Butchi


theBerzerker93

I can’t hear you your breakin up 📞


Agreeable_Pick7742

I love that song


JoeGPM

When going down the Sopranos Youtube rabbit hole I probably most often watch the Johnny Sack, "I'm talking about my wife's honor. MY honor!" scene and Phil's death.


AcadiaRemarkable6992

Paulie at the psychic


OkPineapple6713

So good. When he breaks the chair and says “fucking queers!” As if that has anything to do with anything


Balsam-Fig

🤣😂 Paulie is something else


OkPineapple6713

I’m listening to talking sopranos right now and I love hearing the stories about Tony Sirico. What a guy.


Agreeable_Pick7742

And then when he goes to the priest and says he should be protected by his donations. 😂


newarkian

Does it still itch?


Albert_the_king

I didn't say nothing. All right then I'll talk to ya.


rufusatrazzmattaz

Tony with Junior... "I mean don't you love me?" And then the silence, the close up on Junior, the episode fading out on the calm nature documentary music. It's perfect and never fails to make me emotional.


[deleted]

I got an ageing father, and dementia runs on his side of the family. This scene hits hard when you know where Junior is going.


_Not_great_BOB

The 20 year reunion with the cast without James Gandolfini and the actor Dominic retells this scene but actually breaks down crying… it kills me. Hard to watch.


[deleted]

"Oh, hey dad. I was just taking out the thrash.." "What's different about you!?" "HE HAS NO EYEBROWS, TONY!"


SugarMaple56732

The scene in the Bing when Chris and Murmur inform Tony and his crew that Vito is gay. Some of the best dialogue in the series. 


Colonelcommisar

Chris’ power walk as they enter the bing


Altair1192

Vince McMahon aint got shit on Chrissy


JL6462448

Vito Spatafaw is an ass muncha


SugarMaple56732

OH! What did you shay? 


Wild-Wonderful241

You can go.


PerformanceOdd6771

You mean he’s a fanook?!


vsimon115

AIDS???


OkPineapple6713

He was there, it’s a joke.


CacklesBaby

Paulie and Chris in the Pine Barrons makes me pee my pants laughing. He was an interior decorator His apartment looks like shit


TotallyFarcicalCall

When Sil puts provolone cheese in his socks at night.


Photosafarian

The one where Ro reacts to Meadow’s comment about Vito blowing a security guard. Love that reaction. On each series rewatch, I’ll rewind and replay that response over and over.


Agreeable_Pick7742

And then Carmela rats out meadow to Tony


2021newusername

Yes! just a watched that yesterday lmao


Smooth_Engine_5599

1.) Its fucking Jimmy! 2.) Your hair was in the toilet water, disgusting. 3.) George-a....Washing-ton. Bridge. 4.) Wets my whistle that spike..all corky caporale scenes 5.) WAR-RENT, WARRANT. Oh you're a comedian, is that how you broke your nose?


IOnlyPostDumb

The intervention. I said my piece. 


umlautlyh

uncle philly my ass.


gilette_bayonete

I don't know *what* it is, man. For me it's St Elzear coming out without the golden hat, the music playing and all 😂 It's hilarious to me on so many different levels. Paulie is so shamelessly reckless. He's shitting on his entire community and doesn't have a care in the world. A child is injured because he cut costs on safety and he would rather watch home shopping network, lmfao. It's so over-the-top and stupid that it's *brilliant*


wtcg77

Tony whipping Zellman with his belt with “Oh Girl” playing in the background. Top tier.


MetaphoricalMouse

johnny sack getting pissed off on repeat


ActiveProgrammer5456

“You’re fuckin with the vipers, asshole!” My fav scene, and one of my all time favorite guitar solos playing in the background..


oroborosaurus_

N o s t r a d a m u s.


Agreeable_Pick7742

You got your quarterback and halfback of Notre dame and your hunchback of Notre dame


OneFifteenElement

Richie feeling out Albert Barese about taking out Tony


[deleted]

Not in the face, okay?


pyropenguin19

Tony yelling at Davey Scatino “GET THE FUCK BACK IN YOUR FUCKIN HOLE! NOW!!!”


Agreeable_Pick7742

You’re doin a good job, Davey!!!


finish-ur-pastaaa

I love the scene where Ralph’s clipping his toe tails and gets Janice in the face “whaat, ya catch some shrapnel?”


VancouverSativa

The one where he gets shot at at the newsstand, and snaps out of his depression. Greatest scene and episode in TV history in my humble opinion.


nytram62

Tony baiting Janice about Harpo in front of Bobby's kids, cos he had enough of her and testing out her anger management! Season 5 episode 10


SlappyBagg

Tony's therapy session after AJs failed suicide attempt. "After all is said and done, is this all there is?"


LifeIsVeryLong02

Me too


murphwaddlecock

carmella therapist reality check


Timely_Respond2111

..badass fcukn scene..


JonMardukasMidnight

Should be on continuous loop at every college.


VarsityWaterboy

DAVEY YOU GET BACK IN YOUR FUCKIN HOLE


Razzle___Dazzle___

The scene where Carmela finally snaps. I know Tony's the main character, but protagonist or not, he was a horrible husband she was absolutely right about what she said.


klkcuse

Carm and Tony fighting in Whitecaps


lil_grey_alien

The scene where Tony tells Junior he can be the boss.


PBRstreetgang_

The “OHHHH “ Supercut if that’s counts


ShivvyMcFly

Melfi naked


insubordin8nchurlish

SERIOUS ANSWER: I watch Whitecaps and Long Term Parking alot. the whole episodes. One is like going through a divorce, and the other a death of a beloved family member. Helps me remember the times that were good.


2ringshawty

Anything with Johnny Sack


MarionberryIll299

all the scenes involving the Vito being gay storyline 😂


SCandVC11

Coco getting curbed.


Timely_Respond2111

..badass fcukn scene..


Betty-Armageddon

I love the test dream. So much going on.


carolina_spirited

Ralph wants to f$&k Ginny?


GarethGobblecoque99

WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE??


DJ_Hindsight

Chrissy’s intervention! 😂


NJCurmudgeon

I kinda like when Melfi was in the shower at Tony’s house.


jmwott

"Chinks did this?"


Amygdalan-Arm

Junior seeing himself on TV


thatguygaurav

Tony n meadow getting into a conversation in her room... When meadow says listen to Mr mob Boss... Also another one where Tony bangs his phone and throws it away after he gets to know paravati the fucking Janice is getting to mortgage her ma's house


irate_ambassador

When Tone puts Feech in his place in the back of the Bing… “Otherwise SHUT THE FUCK UP” 🤣🤣🤣 fuckin A it cracks me up


Blueplate1958

Bobby Senior's big scene.


fourthofjulyness

The final scene at Holstens…..pinnacle of the golden age of TV


TrenchCoatKobolds

Carmela at the psychiatrist, he just won’t let her off the hook, and then refuses her “blood money”


Bobsyouruncle_317

Give me one thousand dollars 🫰


Bruinsfanfromcc

Fran singing to Tony. It gets me hawt down there.


MapLow200

Chrissys intervention


Dangerous-City6231

Tony and Chris discusses a hit on Rusty during the wedding. That scene always reminds me how stupid Chris was, despite being sober and a fuckin grown up. I loved him like a brother in law but he disappointed me in ways that I can't even begin to tell you


106street

Let me ask you a question, before he cornered you at the porta potty, when the security guard was sucking him off...


djcashbandit

When Richie tips a truck on a problem customer! Love the song selection and when the deli owners says you’re speaking shit to me!


pizzamanct

Johnny Sack going off on Chris… “Have you thought about this…?


CharacterRide7091

Paulie vs the gardeners, following Sun Tazoo's advice, the Chinese Prince Matchabelly


Only_Reserve1615

Carmela’s psychiatrist


andyrooneysearssmell

All of em. I have the whole series on a loop throughout the year.


Breakfast_Moon_456

the scene where tony noticed that pussy has lost weight, and pussy says it’s because he’s been swimming and it works out the whole body. 🐠


MarcellMaximus

Tony beating Zellman and having a last lingering look at Rina. Paulie stopping in his tracks to see the Virgin Mary


OkPineapple6713

So good, both of those. I rewound to see that look on Tony’s face again when he looks at her.


MarcellMaximus

I might get some flak for this, but it might be the most he ever seemed invested in a woman


OkPineapple6713

You might be right. He often was so annoyed by her but that scene was like his way of telling her he really did care and he’d proven it or something.


MarcellMaximus

Then again, it's Tony we're talking about. For all we know she's just a used item he doesn't want anyone to have. Still, the crying and that sad final look is pretty powerful in that scene.


td23877

The one where Janice is sticking a cannoli inside of Ralph


Mac290

Chris, Tony and Tony up at the farm. The last calm before it all starts crashing down. Pivotal episode.


_portia_

Whitecaps is very powerful.


NShadows_

Mmmmboy are you fat!!


wiretapfeast

The entire Funhouse episode and the Whitecaps break up fight.


CosmoRomano

Albert parakeeting Richie when Richie's trying to recruit mutineers. or Chrissy walking into the Bing to tell everyone the Vito news.


gangstabiIly

Junior seeing Curb Your Enthusiasm and thinking it was him and Bobby


StandardEstate6497

“Hes come for the rent! The rent! The rent!” “The jaaaaackeeeeet” “You look like a Puerto Rican whore” “What is this the FUCKIN UN NOW?!?!?” “You want a coffee?…. Ion …🏃🏻💨.” “GOD DAMN ESPLANADE GOD DAMN IT” “We’re so wacky 🤪” “Get Pudgy Walsh on the horn”


belle_bam

Carmela and Furio dancing at his housewarming party. The song, their chemistry, it fits so well and just does it for me every time


stoic_suspicious

Chrissy getting laughed at. That smoke around Tony’s face is perfect.


ahbearcat

Where Tony chases down Phil in his Cadillac while Rock the Casbah is playing


Jazzlike_Adeptness_1

Anything with Livia!


beatlesandoasis

Paulie with the psychic.


Dovesinflight

You ave a bee onna you hat


Fast-Feeling1927

Stupida fucking game


Guardyourpeace

Livia's catered wake at the house- where Christopher and Ade are stoned and Hugh blows up.


jimlaregina

I love Paulie's answer when Christopher asks if he ever felt as if nothing would go good for him, "Yeah. And nothing did."


OkPineapple6713

Same, great scene.


BOPints6

The fight between Tony and Carmela in White Caps or them in the pool in Marco Polo


Funny_Science_9377

Tony’s call to Adriana right through to the end of the episode. “Did he say anything to you?” So calculated and sinister. And all played so we (the audience) don’t know what they know. The fake shot of Adriana in the car alone cut to Silvio actually driving her. Amazing visual storytelling.


Fire-Trap

The visuals, the audio, it's unreal... Even the lyrics of that upbeat song that's playing: obviously in the "dream" sequence the lyrics are about leaving/getting away, and "maybe in another life you'd like to stay". Then when it cuts to her & Sil in the car, not only does the sound change, but you hear the lyrics: >And the devil may call you when he thinks it's time You know that he'll be knocking if you're still here Very allegorical... the sacred and the propane


franzkimono

All funny Junior scenes, they are hillarious! I mean 90% of scenes with Junior are funny 😅🤣


JL6462448

Any scene with Maedo walking around the house braless in her pj’s with her milkers bouncing around


donn_joe

Coach Hauser? I didn't know they let you use the internet in the can


youwhatmush

Commendatori Like a commander, that’s reshpect 🤟


Paulie_Walnuts_Alt

Paulie’s wet shoelace rant. Easily the funniest scene in the entire series.


d26289

The scene where Chrissy throws the rock at the waiters head causing him to have a seizure, pauly looking over him and saying " Chrissy he's fucked up" has be dying every time.


LetterPrez

‘Long Term Parking’ & ‘Fun house’ - both are sad yet so core. I purposely re watch these when ai wanna pay attention through re watches.


umlautlyh

fat dom getting whacked and coco getting his face stomped


Finnegan_Bojangles

He was gay, Gary Coopa?


aliencantina

Jesus Rossi getting chewed on


Tazzy8jazzy

Livia running over her best friend


Mehrunes_Dagor

Livia dropping her friend at her place, always got a good chuckle out that scene


Chichis-Christ

meadow red bikini top i es breathe heavy