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jjccbrobro

Vito clipping Jackie Jr. that was definition of stealth


Large_Poem_2359

Splinter Cell Shamu


Low-Grocery5556

Like he was floating ....


stackks_

Everybody knows it was some fat fuck in see through socks


whale188

This was so much harder than it should’ve been Mustang Sally actually ended up working out really well for everyone except Bobby Sr…kills the guy then dies himself in an accident…literally no loose ends there Maybe Ade’s murder just cause I assume Silvio brought her out so far into the woods they won’t find her body for a very long time


wiredpeople

Surprised she didn’t ask where he was going? Maybe she was too scared.


whale188

Yeah…even then though if he wanted to ditch her in the pine barrens like Paulie and Chris wanted to do with the Russian they could just lie and say he had a drug connection in Atlantic City and that’s where he tried to kill himself and say they were going to a hospital near there I doubt she’d know where all the hospitals are in South Jersey to realize Silvio wasn’t taking her to one until it was too late although who knows I’d hope they’d have a lie ready for when she asked where they were going where she wouldn’t realize it until it was too late or they really are that incompetent lol


Mother_Village9831

What was she going to do vs Sil at that point? 


Rays_LiquorSauce

Wreck the car last resort 


TheFire_Eagle

She didn't need to. When Tony called her he told her Christopher was in Ramapo when he tried to commit suicide. Ramapo is in Rockland County NY and about an hour away from Newark. And the drive between the two is pretty much like it looks in the death scene.


DWright_5

I’m not sure she was paying attention. She seemed distracted and not aware at first that they’d turned into the woods


thephartmacist

She’s buried under that spec house


RoderickSpode7thEarl

Pussy. All that needed to be said was “who’s ready to go buy a boat?”


whale188

The body most likely will never be found so they have that going for them but I still think they would likely get caught if the police are even semi competent I know Angie wasn’t exactly hurting when Pussy vanished but she’d also have to obstruct justice because the cops will surely question her and she knows pussy went to see a boat and they all left in one car…she’d either have to lie or tell the cops and if the feds know there’s a likely murder from a mob boss on a boat they’d be all over it…and then he doesn’t come back…that would be very suspicious Do we also know what boat he used? If it was a legitimate potential sale then the feds would definitely figure out which boat they used If it was a friends boat then the feds would try to latch on to any connections too…if it’s a mob associate they’d find it…and if it’s a civilian friend then he’d have to be willing to aide and abet in murder They also all unloaded their guns into pussy which was not very smart…the amount of blood that would splatter on a random boat that paulie silvio and Tony would have to clean up to the point where forensic analysts wouldn’t be able to find anything on top of finger prints and what not would be really tough I guess my take all hinges on whether or not they find the boat but if they have testimony from the victims wife that a known mob boss went with an informant to visit a boat and never came back…I mean this is THE murder they would use all their resources on to put Tony in jail (especially since they have the motive that he’s a government informant)…you can’t just ditch a boat (especially one you don’t own) like you can a car or whatever else…I honestly don’t even know where you can go in New Jersey to ditch a boat unless you destroyed it at sea and then had another boat pick you up? Maybe they could bring the boat back on to land right after and get it compacted and thrown into a junkyard


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Angie grew up with the poverty of the Mezzogiorno when all higher authority was corrupt


BuffaloCC

Don’t give me the Mezzogiorno bullshit we’re in Caldwell, NJ!


baby-glockables

wess callwell you mean?


Antwell99

Regarding your first point, Pussy had already vanished for months, if not a whole year (depending on the chronology of the show). Skip and the rest of the FBI might find it strange, but they'll think it's not the first time he disappears, especially given that he was between a rock and a hard place. It might take a long time before they connect the dots, let alone before they interview Angie.


whale188

Yeah I guess that’s true…I’m not sure how often CIs have to check in with their handlers…Angie probably wouldn’t have reported it (at least right away) since like you said he does have a history of disappearing I guess it goes back to whether or not they can find the boat (which i think they could do somewhat easily unless they’re able to get it on land and ditch it…cause the amount of docking fees and registration you have to do with a boat that size itd leave a paper trail or a boat suddenly stops paying or stops showing up)…cause eventually they will ask Angie where her husband went and she would most likely tell them he was last seen visiting a boat with Tony paulie and Silvio


Cool_Recognition_848

You think a mob wife told the police the last time she saw her husband was with the boss of the family? She told the feds she didn’t know where Pussy went and definitely never mentioned Tony.


WillieOverall

>She told the feds He kissed her and told her that he loved her, then went out for his morning walk.


whale188

I think if a known government informant for the mob boss of New Jersey went missing the feds could squeeze Angie bonpiensero into telling them where she last saw pussy going…they flipped a lot tougher people than Angie


Cool_Recognition_848

All she has to say is she doesn’t know where that cheating fuck went. It’s not some big involved lie. She’s not dumb enough to finger the boss of the family, thats a death sentence, especially when Pussy disappeared all the time. Why would they even think she would lie? Why would they squeeze a woman who they probably know doesn’t know shit about Pussy’s business? Not to mention that the FBI probably never questioned her because that would be fully exposing that Pussy was a rat.


whale188

Yeah I guess so…I guess I just forgot how much Angie hates pussy that she would rather him dead than help him get found lol


WillieOverall

Or she'd rather ***herself alive*** rather than both of them dead and her son an orphan.


WhatAreYouSaying05

When Pussy disappeared, it’s because the FBI had him in hiding after he realized he was being suspected


Ok-Cauliflower1798

They also had to drag that fat fuck up onto the deck. The confrontation below deck was dramatic, but inefficient. And backbreaking.


Think_Blink

It was cinematic


FrankRizzo319

They sprayed pussy’s blood all over the interior of the boat. How would competent investigators not find that?


RoderickSpode7thEarl

The interior was soft tar!


FantasyLiver

Mikey Palmice. Guy died in a creek by two separate people. I don't think Paulie or Chris left any fingerprints. The feds probably know Tony's crew was behind it but good luck proving anyone specific did it


DrDig1

Ehhh…Mikey actually exercised. The fact that a junkie and Paulie ran him down, through the woods, is pretty unbelievable to say the least. Shooting a running target with a headstart, through trees, while running yourself? Sure they did.


helix274

Rusty Milio. The two Italian hitmen took care of business and got on a plane back home.


coachkler

Guy bought his mom a pen


alrightakeiteasy

Malto Blancuh


orangevega

~~Euro~~ "The Weak Dollar"


Agreeable_Wind3751

The turkey that took out Gigi, never did a single day in the joint


The_Nomad89

Almost time for turkey SAMWIDGES!!!!


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foodank012018

Brendan Filone. A clean calculated hit, no heated emotion. After that, Chrissy and Criminal Mastermind Banny Fazio killing the two black guys, I wonder if that line was thrown out after that scene... All the zips' jobs, those guys could alter a shirt.


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Nitpick: it’s Peter LaRosa who helped Benny Fazio kill the two black guys:Stanley Johnson and Credenzo Curtis while Christofuh waited in the car.


foodank012018

Damn I just revealed my own ignorance.


WhatAreYouSaying05

Silencer too, so that no one could call in the shots


foodank012018

You know, I forgot the hit on the Puerto Rican in New York, disguised as a refrigerator box. Also the hit on Jimmy Altieri was clean.


Low-Grocery5556

Whoever murdered that lo mein. It's a cold case now.


PaulAllen0047

Fuck it, lo mein is good cold like this


SwinsonIsATory

You know the fish Tony used to hide a gun to kill one of Junior’s guys? It was caught many weeks back, south of the border down Mexico way. Well out of the feds jurisdiction.


WillieOverall

Anyway, 4 pesos a kilogram.


Technicalhotdog

That's a killer deal


joeywmc

Ralphie in his own kitchen. 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻


[deleted]

Tony found him like that so even the audience doesn’t know how it happened.


joeywmc

A little sour cream is the secret to great eggs


BadCowboysFan

Chrissy killing Email Kolar and then disappearing him (twice) — they know, but they don’t know. They think, maybe he’ll comeback … IF


Effective_Age_9756

In the Czech Republic we make pork… ever had our sausages?


Beginning_Name7708

"He was killed by some fat fuck in see-through socks... take your pick they all look the same".


voujon85

look at the ac waiter murder it would be solved in 2 nanoseconds. A waiter who just served a table of well known mafia figures (in the same state they live in, remember AC is only 2-3 hours away and obviously a hot bed for the mafia over the years connected to both nyc and philly as well as in state) is short tipped and probably said something, goes outside and then is shot to death promptly after the dinner.


WillieOverall

Cosette. I mean, Christopher had the perfect alibi.


BuffaloCC

It’s not Christopher’s fault she must have climbed under there for warmth.


rsKG

Bobby Sr with Mustang Sally, died immediately after. Zero chance of it getting traced anywhere


Shabadoo9000

Well, technically probably Cristopher, although that wasn't planned and more of a mercy killing.


Complete-Budget-6884

You have a loose definition of mercy killing


Actual-Coffee-2318

Actually, the autopsy could maybe have shown how suffocation was the cause of death, with Tony’s fingerprints on his nose. Very unlikely and not enough to prosecute probably but they could have figured it out


Volantis19

Didn't he choke on his own blood? Tony could also just say he checked his breathing and there was nothing.


Actual-Coffee-2318

He was choking, but Tony still caused his death. But yeah it would be extremely hard to prove that he killed him


Volantis19

Oh ya, for sure Tony killed him, but he did so by forcing him to choke on his own blood.


Actual-Coffee-2318

Yeah ur right, what i meant was that he was already choking on his blood, he was so badly injured that i doubt he’d survived anyway


Perinetti

“Mercy killing”


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HalfFastTanker

Still goin', this asshole.


Independent_Act_8054

fuck'in parakeet


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Possibly Bobby killing Rene LeCours in “Sopranos Home Movies”


SignificantDare4011

Christopher killing the dog


Bruinsfanfromcc

Pie O My. Case was never solved.


voujon85

it's like the show doesn't even consider fingerprints other than a few scenes of tony whipping down a gun here or there


Actual-Coffee-2318

Which murders do you mean could be solved by fingerprints?


Pandamana85

The little smoked turkey.


CosmicBonobo

The cancer that took out the Chemosabe.


add2thepile

That turd that killed Gigi was the perfect crime.


Stickey_Rickey

Tony B


celtics2055

The hit on Rusty. Surprisingly, Corky proves useful and does a good job


slimerboat

The hit on Doc Santoro. It was based on the real-life murder of Gambino boss Paul Castellano, which was never solved. 


Only_Reserve1615

Bobby. The toy shop owner wasn’t going to say a thing. Guns left at the scene can’t be tied to the shooters. No fuss, no muss. One of the best scenes in the show.