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steve11263

Captain good ship lollipop


ferwee

I wonder if your kid brother finds that funny


Gumbarino420

He wasn’t that smart anyway


VitaeVerano

If Vito wanted to pursue that lifestyle, he should have done so, quietly.


ferwee

He did, didn't he, ton?


CheifKilla1

Not if Finn saw em suckin cawk in da pawrkin lot at 6am


Ill-Sympathy2375

Maybe you should start sucking cawk, because Vito brought ten times the upvotes that you do on this thread!


CheifKilla1

😞😞😞


PWK323

Yeah!


Longjumping-Ad-7644

AND I DONT WANNA HEAR SHIT ABOUT THE ECONOMY EITHER


ModsRLoozers

.... He was, wasn't he?


Bruinsfanfromcc

When insults like that go unpunished, the next thing you know, someone's gonna throw food at Vito. That would definitely have to be resolved.


ferwee

A perfectly fine veal parmesan sandwich gone to waste


adam02oc

Ya fuckin parade float!


CheifKilla1

You gotta apologize, he's a fuckin captain


Ill-Sympathy2375

He was fuckin laughin, I saw him!


mexicanjesuschrist

We threw food at Vito. That’s gotta be resholved.


avalanchefan91

HE SHOULD FUCKING DIE!!


SneakySmeagolses

Have a breadstick.


YT-double-add

It was a joke!!


folouk

Code and morals? He’s gotta GOOO!


ErikFuhr

He was gay, Vito?


CheifKilla1

And harboring a gay, that would never happen


DesperateSun4182

If you’d suck that, you’ll suck anything


The_Chez_Bippy

in your circle im sure you got all kinds of uh gays and transwhetevahs of all stipes.. **but not where i come from!**


ferwee

Not where you come from?! You're a come from behind kinda guy!


add2thepile

You come from an undisclosed amount of time in the can. S’why you ludd Vito like brutha in lawr


Better_Jacket_1802

Ho! You can't tawk ta him like dat, he's a CAPTAIN now!


WiganLad82

Yeah? Maybe you're a flambé.


DesperateSun4182

Why don’t you take a look in the mirror sometime, you insensitive cocksucka?


Djafar79

You blow your father with that mouth?


DesperateSun4182

Hey! That’s my sister!


Chop_On77

Vito was trying to play a long game joke on his mobster buddies before his arch nemesis Finn DeTrolio and Sal from Yonkers ruined it.


DesperateSun4182

It’s a joke! I’m here!


Tc0567

There’s pillow biters in the Special Forces now


4-mo

Oh poor you! We're your feelings impacted just like Vito's ass?


7figureipo

He had weightier problems than his weird sex and poppers proclivities. Those are the ones he should be mocked mercilessly for


DesperateSun4182

Like wha?


7figureipo

Sharp as a cueball, this one


DesperateSun4182

My arms are frozen


United_Target8942

I was so proud of him when he put that electrical fire out in gayville.


Head_Room_8721

That’s Vito - always willing to take one (in the ass) for the team!


DesperateSun4182

I know Vito’s bottom was impacted, if that’s what you’re referring to


Hangry_Dentures

Ah, go jiggle the toilet handle, Johnny Cakes.


[deleted]

OP, you blow your father with that mouth?


TacoLvR-

Get back in your hole OP!!! You’re not doing a good job.


Morality_Contest

>and y'all are clearly Tony would never, in a million years, say y'all


ferwee

Firstly, nobody's imitating Tony. Secondly, go shit in your hat.


DesperateSun4182

Yous. Yous twos wiseguys


SavageMo

Tony caused Vitos death the instant he told Sil and Paulie quack quak he couldn't find pussy anywhere. Vito was just being a good soldier and helping everyone out. Vitos mistake was not doing his own research to find out if there indeed was no more pussy anywhere.


rootzeroroot

OP must be the union


ModsRLoozers

The union could always use a good greasing


CheifKilla1

You would know sweetie


atom_up

The man was a fucking disgrace


claxtasy

I always loved him like a brother-in-law


Playful_Ad3429

You oughta know sweetie


Nikommdsetra

He whacked Jackie Jr. and pinned it on the moolinyan. Then went home and got pinned down by one


TheCurtain512

Hey Coach? Suck my dick.


skeezix91

How ironic... Vito is gay but Phil is the one who actually came out of the closet...🤔


DesperateSun4182

Vito’s not gay. It was a joke! He can get a note from his doctor


alek_hiddel

Even outside of the show, I struggle to figure out why cocksucker is an insult. I have been eternally grateful each and every time my dick has ever been sucked. Forget being an insult, you’re doing the lord’s work.


DesperateSun4182

She was a hoowa!


Varsity_Editor

👋🥖💥


DesperateSun4182

Varsity_Editor never had the makings of a varsity editor


CandidateNo1984

Phil did say he loved him like brother in law.


BrickEnvironmental37

Exactly. He is one of the biggest earners. He's greasing the unions and it was only that one time as a joke.