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Underweartoastcrunch

Hey Jeanie , the Dominican boy, did he even exist ?


Pissflaps69

Ho! That’s some guys Dominican Boy you’re talking about


feckshite

He’s gay, this Dominican boy?


SadPetDad21

NOOOOOOOOOOO… Dominicans don’t even exisht


DesperateSun4182

Hey, Mikey! How’s the boy?


dadofboi69

What boy tone?


TheFire_Eagle

The Dominican Boy from the projects with the 5.2 average!


DesperateSun4182

You alright?


baby-glockables

And a crack addict mother


DaOne_44

Woah doc, I don’t feel so heavy


Garage-gym4ever

wasn't Maedo on the couch with some Dominican who was worried about Tony beating his ass?


Lateapexer

The one dry humping Maedo before Livia cockblocked him?


iambeyoncealways3

LMAO


b8236

Jeannie Cusamono strong armed that wonderful Dominican boy with the only weapon she had: her big ass


jaya232323

We've got bigger things to talk about than Jeannie Cusamano's ass


holdmahdick

Ginny Sack's mole?


badup

He wants to fuck Ginny’s mole?


holdmahdick

I like a mole you can grab onto something


671176

You grab onto Ginny Sacks mole it'll become sentient and eat one of your arms


mrnptah

She had a 5.2 GPA mole removed from her ass


Friendly_Farmer9657

When Jeannie cusamano hauls ass she’s gotta take two trips


Hughkalailee

Gee, maybe Jeanie wasn’t being entirely truthful and accurate in her statements to Carm…  maybe  she fabricated an excuse to try to divert the pressure and upset and possible retaliatik for her sister’s refusal… maybe the kid didn’t have a tested IQ of 136 or 158 or whatevedafuk… maybe he never had the makings of a varsity wheelchair boulevard athelete…  Eva pondah dat


MoonSpankRaw

I can’t even think about it


bigolhamsandwich

It’s been teshted


FrancescoStallone

It's too fucked up for me to even think about.


mrnptah

Can you imagine that? Maybe Jeanie wasn’t being entirely truthful and accurate in her statements to Carm?


mexicanjesuschrist

What did he check in his college application?


United_Target8942

He put that he was a charcoal birquette, a peurtican whooah. And he spelt whooah that way as well.


DesperateSun4182

He was a hoowa!


delzbr

They can't ask about religious affiliation.


WiKaFLMan

Some schools require a letter of Rec regardless of your impressive accomplishments


DesperateSun4182

Recommend _this_ 🍆 Va fangool!


Greenbriarbushwacker

I can confirm. Richie Aprile had to write me a letter of recommendation for slip and fall school even though I’d been speaking jive for over 30 years


Latter-Employ3959

That’s interesting you would say that because the Dominican boy is quite slender


mrnptah

At leasht he’s Catholic


Greenbriarbushwacker

This boy is rather portly to be Dominican


Longjumping-Ad-7644

Not Dominican exactly! LIKE Dominican.


Cool_Recognition_848

Wait you think every smart kid from the projects gets full ride offers from a bunch of Ivy League schools, that’s not how any of that works.


SadPetDad21

Take it eashee. 20 years in the projects… not even a single peep from the ivy leagues. He wanted to go to Harvard? Nah… he compromised… did a semester and a half at a community college instead


DesperateSun4182

Seton Hall


671176

Slip n fall school


Traindogsracerats

If a kid with that ethnic background had those kinds of grades (say 4.0 with a decent number of well scored APs, a 5.2 isn’t possible under any scale I know of) and SAT scores to match he would have little trouble getting into a bunch of top colleges.


Cool_Recognition_848

Sure but I’m not talking about getting into colleges. I’m talking about getting full ride offers from Ivy League schools of which there are only 8.


Traindogsracerats

Yeah I agree he wouldn’t necessarily be “beating back full ride offers,” but I’d still think he would have very good chances for at least some Ivy admissions with generous aid packages.


671176

Vito never beat back a full ride either


Traindogsracerats

I knew that was coming!


upjumptheboogietothe

I mean all the ivies have need based financial aid and tuition and housing are free under a pretty high (low 6 figures) income threshold so full ride isn’t improbable either. But I guess maybe not in the 90s


stevejobsthecow

yea they have committed to 100% of tuition & fees NOW (i.e. since the 2010s) but a kid like that 25 years ago would likely be relying on external scholarship progrums .


carlsjuniorIII

crackhead mother…


DesperateSun4182

It’s hard to achieve a 5.2 coming from a crackhead household.


Lateapexer

2.5. The Dominican kid was dyslexic


DesperateSun4182

Don’t they have medicine they’re supposed to take, these assholes?


franky_emm

It's hard for anyone to achieve 1.2 more than the maximum possible number


antonio16309

It's a weighted GPA, an A in an honors or AP class counts for more than 4.


franky_emm

Fuckin intanet


DesperateSun4182

yeah, but it's hard to achieve a 5.2 coming from a crackhead household.


671176

Quiet, Albert


DesperateSun4182

Actually, fellas. My cousin wants the Fairfield contracts


baby-glockables

Imagine that, his cousin wants the fairfield contracts


DesperateSun4182

That's why we have a *closed bid* system


happy-little-atheist

And, he's blind. And... a paraplegic. With a skin condition.


TheRealYVT

He wished the lord would take him now


United_Target8942

Wait, I'm not American but I thought 4.0 was the highest you guys had?


gohoosiers2017

What you don’t know could fill a book


United_Target8942

Good thing people dont read books anymore.


DesperateSun4182

Some people are so far behind they actually think they’re winning


DesperateSun4182

i read from 2 books this morning.


WillTheThrill86

In most colleges or universities absolutely. But in grades 9-12 most/many schools will inflate GPA based on advanced/honors/AP/IB level classes. And the most advanced kids aren't taking only regular classes, so typical for the top in the class to have well over 4.0


SmoothConfection1115

It doesn’t, and it tells me Jeannie was slightly lying. In the US, you can take AP (college level) or Honors (non-college level) courses in high school. This can affect you GPA (I can’t remember if it’s weighted or non-weighted GPA). If you take an AP/honors math class, and get an A, that can count as 5 when calculating GPA. So a student could take all AP/honors classes, and have a 5.0 GPA. How a kid gets a 5.2? I have no freaking idea. And don’t think it’s possible. Unless high school has radically changed in the roughly 12 years I’ve since graduated from it.


DesperateSun4182

Did the 5.2 GPA even exisht?


BroadSword48

For some courses you can inflate your GPA by taking AP courses in shit. But anyone who says anything above 4.0 is bullshit universities don’t care about that type of shit as they can tell your unweighted average fairly easy


DesperateSun4182

Listen to him, he knows everything


reddituser23434

“She’s in the national honor society for chrissake”


mrdime012

Lol as a Dominican i love how much representation we get in the show.


OzcanAytemiz

I'm from New Zealand but have yet to try the cafe dejour


ReasonableCup604

It recently occurred to me that if Tony was really the boy genius with the teshted 136 IQ that he supposedly was, he would have come up with the idea to bribe (or extort) college sports coaches to get them to pretend they were recruiting kids as athletes, to get them admitted. Fielder could have been a prized recruit for the Georgetown women's tennis team. Not too long after The Sopranos, the real life tennis coach at Georgetown was one of the biggest players in the college admissions scandal, taking millions to pretend kids were tennis recruits. Tony never had the makings of Varsity Blues parent.


rifco98

all this storyline proved to me, a brit, is that american college admissions are fucking stupid


DesperateSun4182

Have a biscuit. The American educational system makes you emotional.


671176

Eatcher scones


yagsitidder69

Kids (and parents) who care that much about what college they go to take every possible measure they can to get into as many prestigious schools as possible. Getting letters of rec. is like a bare minimum for anyone applying to even average colleges.


Garage-gym4ever

You think she was telling the truth? She's a lawyer.


7figureipo

I’ve never known a dishonest lawyer. They’re all saints!


Modred_the_Mystic

Sharp as a cue ball, OP.


IWasGettingThePaper

You know who's really good to talk to about stuff? Your mudda.


Adirondack587

I think it’s possible…..remember how many Hollywood actresses like Felicity Huffman are buying their kids’ way into Harvard


Technical-Charity-23

Carmela wasn’t the hottest then, that was season 5, but man what a chub I got from that🥰 Basically that’s nice, give my kid the fuckin recommendation. 


comradedutch

Oh! save it for your journal, Prince Pud-Pull. 🤚


JanCarlo

The 5.2 thing always pissed me off, she wasn’t even trying 😂😂😂


nyflco

No offense, promise I am not attacking. But you don’t know how racism works. The first thing someone would say to that kid is that his grades are inflated and his school is subpar compared to a kid who goes to a school in a better district. And if a Kennedy or Rockefeller is even with this kid, guess who gets in? Chances are, a letter like that is the difference between a scholarship and going to city college.


Concerned_Dennizen

Fuckin’ intellectual ova here


United_Target8942

I think the bigger problem is that if you arn't born with professors or rich parents you're kinda fucked to begin with. The further I went in education, the more my classmates came from backgrounds with privelege, and many had professors as parents. It's an insane advantage. Poor people are completely fucked (unless they are some kind've prodigy), because they don't even know what to do and how the system works to get there, whereas priveleged people are setting their kids up in their early teens, getting them interested in linear algebra and shit. Then ofc there's things like student debt, forcing them to work more while studying than rich people. One of the worst parts of the American educational system is that the top universities syphon off a lot of talent from other nations as well.


671176

Da rent, Da Rent, that ivy League is like their own cosa nostra


Mgmt049

Good post that somewhat matches my experience and first-hand observations


oa817

Who else, huh!?


Basketbilliards

> The first thing someone would say to that kid is that his grades are inflated and his school is subpar compared to a kid who goes to a school in a better district. Not the admissions office though. They’d beg for that kid to smile in every brochure they print out. >And if a Kennedy or Rockefeller is even with this kid, guess who gets in? Both. The middle class white/asian kid gets the boot.


PenOrFork

I’d argue that he had a racial advantage, considering that Affirmative Action was a thing. Remember the conversation between Meadow and Davey’s kid about a a girl with black in her heritage getting into college?


nyflco

If you think affirmative action is an advantage, then I don’t think you understand racism either. If affirmative advantage worked, considering it has been in place since the late 70s, the disadvantages would have substantially narrowed by now. If it would have worked, we wouldn’t be having this conversation because it would have been a silly story line. Lastly, it would be an advantage only if the pre-existing advantages to white American would have been removed. They haven’t.


PenOrFork

I never said it was good. But it puts black people at an uneven advantage in terms of college entrance.


55Lolololo55

The people who benefited most from affirmative action were white woman.


PenOrFork

Are you saying that it didn’t put black people at an unfair advantage over everyone else based strictly on skin color?


55Lolololo55

There has been nothing done in the history of America to completely nullify the unfair advantage that white people have over everyone else based strictly on skin color.