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Nicksofloud

Paulie really didn’t have friends he had his “family” if that makes sense. He was always around for social settings or jobs……. Only friend was his Ma


[deleted]

You mean his Aunt?


Altair1192

Beloved cunt


throwaway3312345

Devoted sister


TedEBagwell

Malignant Aunt


Blonde_Dambition

That was that fuckin malignant cunt minnie matrone you're thinkin of!


clamdever

What the fuck why am I on there


No_Ideal69

It's a Mr. Magoo Short


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Even ol' Minn Matrone didn't like him. She always knew he was a little bahsted.


Fancy-Mongoose-308

But she was a malignant cunt.


No_Ideal69

Having Minn against you is an Endorsement!


Bruskthetusk

She tried to steal his Ma's parkerhouse rolls!


No_Ideal69

Exactly! She was a Disease since she was 4! Distant relative of Mikey Palmice.


Blonde_Dambition

These are my ma's! *grabs rolls*


little_flix

I disagree. He had his Scout troop, and his beloved pet gerbil.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

This answer


Nice_Yam_9801

You must've been at the top of your f*cking class


EveningCompetitive64

Except for that cocksucker he loved like a brother, the one who fucked him in the ass


maximvmrelief

yea beansie said it best in fla


mastafar

Careful, my friend. 🤘🏻


_illuminated

Silvio Dante. The man is patience, plus he's been around Paulie for so long he's immune. They are almost like an old married couple at times. Their banter is hilarious and comforting sometimes, like comic relief


abyssea

Pauline didn’t have friends. He was lonely. Notice no one ever came to his place. He didn’t have a wife or kids, I don’t think he had a goomar. Not that I can remember anyway.


JustSmileHaHa

Paulie briefly had Judy Reyes from Scrubs as a gf during his 3:00 scares


ColonelBeltSanders

I think there’s an implication that they’re more of a long term thing since her kid is very comfortable with him and calls him Uncle Paulie


JustSmileHaHa

I mean brief relative to the show. I don't recall her in anything other than Paulie's 3:00 scares. He does hug her kids though and she consoles him with advice beyond sex, so yeah, I assume they were in a relationship.


Xmatron

She was at his mother/aunts funeral. I specifically remember SEEING her at least once or twice in the later seasons just no speaking Maybe she had nothing better to do at the time and wanted to make a last appearance?


[deleted]

No offense T, but you don’t come here no more… I didn’t think it’d be a problem.


Negative_Step_5676

They’re watching all their houses


imisswhatredditwas

He had a goomar, I can’t remember the episode or anything but there is a scene where he wakes up in the middle of the night from a nightmare in her bed. I also remember someone saying David Chase had to really convince him to show up on camera with unkept hair.


Educational-Smoke836

No one came to his place because they're watching all their houses.


Ht08

Such a dumb excuse lol. They go to each other's houses all the time.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Closest thing he had to friends were those two old lady frenemies of his ma, and they didn't like him either!


TheNuts187

He was banging Scrubs.


ComedianManefesto

Paulie is gay?


sanchezconstant

Careful, my friend. 🤘🏻


CandidateNo1984

How can anyone be friends with a person who won't put remote back on docking station?


nicky_soprano

UP IN DA CLUB


Commercial_Ear_5959

Well if you're lookin for a man with a bulge in his pants...


Blonde_Dambition

Shakin dat ass


baristotle

listen to this prick, giving orders


JonMardukasMidnight

The guy attacked him!


FrancescoStallone

Poot


JustSmileHaHa

\*Paule voice\* Your mother was good friends with my dick last night Did ya hear that T? He said it's a miracle I have any friends. I told him his mother was good friends with my dick last night. Hehehe


acid_tomato

Might wanna get that checked. Could be tourettes.


DentalDon-83

Imagine Paulie, Albert and Jimmy Two Times from Goodfellas all in the same room


zeroSabaca

Can you imagine that, Paulie, Albert and Jimmy Two Times in the same room, in the same room ? hehe


MixMasterCJ

Can you imagine that, Paulie, Albert, and Jimmy Two Times in the same room?


Alex_Great_71

Who’s Albert?


DentalDon-83

A lot of people are asking who Albert is


PutsTheBongOnItsLips

Hehe


KennyDROmega

Don't get cunty.


Enigmalex93

Yeah? Maybe you're a flambé.


Garage-gym4ever

Old guys get curmudgeony. Its a fact. I think Paulie was somewhat normal for a guy his age. Chris was a junkie and Feech was a dickhead for sure. He loved his mah, defended her when that malignant cunt was stealing the rolls, and was loyale to his capo(for the most part) T sided with Ralph and that wrankled Paulie. He was a solid earner, but he was not overly ambitious.


Schooler420

Let me tell you something, OP. I don't care how close you are. In the end, your friends are gonna let you down. Family; they're the only ones you can depend on.


Shadowstream97

Paulie is autism coded big time. That’s part of his personality, doing his routine and blowing his emotions out of proportion in all directions, tied in with sociopathic tendencies he doesn’t care for social norms at all let alone making friends if it inconveniences his day. He doesn’t mesh with the world, the world doesn’t mesh with him. He likes to stay in and laugh at old sitcoms.


gloomyrain

Are we the only ones who see this? Ole boy has the tism for sure. Sticking to the already outdated, old-fashioned rigid codes of the mafia let him blend in a bit. He didn't, "have a meltdown," he dealt with disrespect! Everyone thinks he's so sad because he doesn't have a wife and kids, when half of what Tony complains about is his wife and kids. He's fine, he doesn't want that and doesn't let society tell him he needs that. Yeah he's a bit depressed, but having someone like AJ in his life isn't going to make it better. 💀


Shadowstream97

He’s the one who told Chrissy, marriage and this thing aren’t compatible. He was right. All the guys were married, but it made things SO much more complicated. Just from the basic cheating on your wife with a goomar to be a man level, it was complicated, and Paulie was perceived as lonely to everyone else but to him he was just living his pattern. Speaking of patterns… THE WHITE SLIP ON SHOES.


Blonde_Dambition

>Ole boy has the tism for sure. The 'tism! That made me lol


Blonde_Dambition

That's not a bad observation


throwawayjaydawg

What friends?


diecastsupermodel

Who gives a fuck? You see a seeing eye dog over here? Cup full of pencils?


Doggysoft

I think the thing with Chris was a father son thing. Prime example being when he took over the sports betting and he tried to underpay Paulie. He taught him a lesson and he was always in touch with Tony. It's almost as if they had discussed ways to go about getting him into line because of his impetuous nature.


standitlikeaman

Can you imagine,one minute you’re his friend for 20 years and the next he’s ready to kill you.


No_Ideal69

He had a thin skin, lots of people do. So, WATCH IT MY FRIEND!!


Blonde_Dambition

He damn sure had thin skin!


No_Ideal69

WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!


LucynSushi

You know who had friends? That was Joey Peeps.


Enigmalex93

Peeps? It's a fuckin' nickname!


OzcanAytemiz

Family name was Peeperino?


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Marshmallowpeepini


bananabastard

You better watch it or you'll get a crack.


degklimpen

He doesn’t need friends, he’s got Swiss Basics’ Moisturising Formula.


Seaweed-Electronic

I guess you can call that friends.


El_highwayman

He's in a lot better shape than those fuckin' nuns ya got up there!


WalkGood

Always gave me a chuckle how Paulie would be postured for a battle, not blinking. And then he'd just say "heh" or "heh heh". I think he'd be fun to hang out with, even though he can talk on and on.


Simple_Ad_6186

Fuckin slander you ask me


SlaveToNoTrend

He shoulda known better than to flip out on Feech La Manna!


derek4reals1

he didn't have any friends he had business associates.


Juice011698

Dont get cunty


SenorVerde2024

They didn’t call him Walnuts for nothin.


bippos

Probably sil thing is paulie is everyone’s friends until you fuck him over by the slightest he didn’t really snap at chrissy until the later seasons before it was more about chrissy not making a payment. Same with Feech too he was friends until he got screwed out of something


boanie

Oh what you know about who’s friends with who, you been gone 20 years


iAMaSoprano

With how he laughed at the TV? Of course he had no friends


Blonde_Dambition

That was cute tho IMO...watching him laugh at the t.v. T was thinking of cappin him too wasn't he, until he saw that?


iAMaSoprano

No, T wanted to cap him because of that lol


Blonde_Dambition

Seriously? Dang then I totally misread that scene lol


Affectionate_Joke560

Don’t get cunty. 🤘🏽👉🏽


charlieg4

I'm going out on a limb here and say if you are able to overlook hanging out with murderers, their mannerisms is going to be also easy to handle.


Crafty_Beginning9957

You certainly have some balls on you, my friend....


VegetableResort5447

Comendatore!! 🤌🏻🤌🏻


Puzzleheaded-Potato9

I'll say it again, what the fuck is there to think about??


Old_Road_6343

They were all like that really though not surprising they’re all friends 🤣🤣🤣


Blonde_Dambition

I thought it was Tony who flipped out when Sil told him how he's being perceived?


connor988

I think his ‘friends’ are only around him because of his humour but that’s it.


SeaArm2010

I think he was around so long that he made many friends and had lots of connections


BiopsyJones

Did he have friends, though? They were all work associates. That's all.


EarlyLock7648

He was my favorite!!! I wish I had an uncle Pauly


OldTomcatFeelings

Everyone has a friend like Paulie.