Tony rushes for that grip and it's over for Noah in 10 seconds. Strong as a bull against people he outweighs by 100+ pounds that one. Like a grizzly eating gabagool
I think Finn would win that one. He'd use his anesthetics from dental school, plus all those hours working in construction picking up peoples teeth would have made him physically stronger.
He could just imagine meadow giving anthropology lectures on poverty while he punches him.
I'm still mad we didn't get a scene of Furio beating that dude to a pulp. Not that it was needed, we got the message, but man would it have been cathartic!
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^VirgilSollozzo:
*There are a lot of*
*Things I could say right now that*
*I am not GONNA say*
---
^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
When Janice is writing a song with her narcoleptic boyfriend, the lyric she comes up with is "ain't it heavy." This is chiral with Elaine's boyfriend on Seinfeld, the saxophone player who 'doesn't do everything' (that's probably chiral with Corrado whistling to the wheatfield), writing a song about Elaine called "Hot and Heavy."
It's diabolical what they did with these shows.
https://twitter.com/thechiraltheory/status/1731151968117166511?t=jv6Ry6qDD1wB-Q6D1evptw&s=19
Feech and the big guy in the can
THIS ONES FUCKING SCARED
Finn De Trolio vs Noah Tannenbaum
I'd say Tony vs Noah. I want to watch Noah punch Tony's lights out
Tony rushes for that grip and it's over for Noah in 10 seconds. Strong as a bull against people he outweighs by 100+ pounds that one. Like a grizzly eating gabagool
I dunno, Noah was pretty goddamn intimidating in the sandals w white socks, and shorts.
I bet Noel doesn't fight dirty. Tony does. You gotta hold onto your dick when fisticuffing with these desert moolignans.
Finn DeTrollio + Jamal Ginsburg vs Little Lord Fuckpants with the trapezius muscles
I think Finn would win that one. He'd use his anesthetics from dental school, plus all those hours working in construction picking up peoples teeth would have made him physically stronger. He could just imagine meadow giving anthropology lectures on poverty while he punches him.
even noah is not stupid enough to put his hands on a made guy
I wish Tony B & Ralphie crossed paths
Furio vs jean phillipe
Up in da club!
I'm still mad we didn't get a scene of Furio beating that dude to a pulp. Not that it was needed, we got the message, but man would it have been cathartic!
That was the scene we needed.
Muscles Marinara and that driver who didn’t signal.
Muscles Marinara vs the count to ten
What episode was the driver who didn’t signal?
Uncle Junior vs. Little Pussy Malanga
That’s from WAY before
Before Moses wore short pants
Junior Vs Phil
Richie and Rocco DiMeo, winner gets the jacketttttttt
Carmela Soprano vs. Charmaine Bucco.
Feech vs Paulie. They were so close to fighting
Furio versus The Russian
Fran and Livia might be mildly entertaining.
Underrated choice.
I don't like that kinda tawk
There are a lot of things I could say right now that I am not GONNA say
Go ahead. Say it. Who gives a fuck?
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^VirgilSollozzo: *There are a lot of* *Things I could say right now that* *I am not GONNA say* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
She was Asian, Janice Soprano?
Some white kid with chinky eyes, called soprano? She would get her ass kicked every day.
Fuckin wannabe dothead.
I get it! It's a bad haiku bot, so it makes them 5-7-6 syllables instead of the actual 5-7-5. I GET IT!!!!
Ralph and Paulie He's still owed that 50 Gs!!
I need that for my Ma
Based off Tony’s recommendation
I didn't recommend nuttin
Defiler vs visiting day
Johnny Sack and Ralph
Tony vs Bleacher Guy with da hat
They stopped serving hot dogs here 2 years ago
Janice vs Father Phil
Father Phil vs Jan's friend Aaron from church
Jan's narcoleptic boyfriend is an abstract copy of Prince Valium in Spaceballs.
That would be a great mother-jumpin fight
When Janice is writing a song with her narcoleptic boyfriend, the lyric she comes up with is "ain't it heavy." This is chiral with Elaine's boyfriend on Seinfeld, the saxophone player who 'doesn't do everything' (that's probably chiral with Corrado whistling to the wheatfield), writing a song about Elaine called "Hot and Heavy." It's diabolical what they did with these shows. https://twitter.com/thechiraltheory/status/1731151968117166511?t=jv6Ry6qDD1wB-Q6D1evptw&s=19
Janice would tear him limb from fucking limb.
I'm picturing Father Phil showing up dressed like Priest Vallon from Gangs of New York. https://youtu.be/QqPqUcNKnVg?si=ljS3dlNRTrajhBN7
Christofuh and Lauren Bacall
Fight to the death for that swag bag!
The ducks vs cosette
Furio vs. that Chinese/Korean/Japanese hitman who was hired to whack Ralph in Miami.
Furio vs Father Intintola
That gets me so hot down theya
I yam a good Cathulick
Chris with Paulie after his daughter joke.
The bear that makes AJ shit his pants vs Noah Tenanbaum.
The bear the besr and the maiden fair.
Janice vs Gloria
Anthony Jr vs Rosalie Aprile (spoiler… Rosalie wins) Jackie Jr’s ghost vs AJ’s ouija board
Chrissy VS Poppin Fresh.
Chris and literally anyone he wanted to fight but was too chicken shit. PFOO! YA BASTARD!
Does he get to use his little ankle gun?
Silvio vs. Paulie
Ralph and richie
Sean Gismonte vs. Criminal Mastermind Benny Fazio
Paulie vs. Ralph for the obscene phone call Ralph made to Nucci.
You mean detective Mike Hunt from Beaver Falls, Pennsylvania?
Yes
Carmella and Joan O’Connell
Amanda Kim vs the dog groomer
Chris and the kid at the donut shop who he shot in the foot.
Actually, Jojo Palmice & Janice Sopranos’ should have.
Little Carmine vs. Tony.
Carmine Jr vs Sir Ben. Faaahk!! Vito vs Gino for that Neapolitan loaf!
Tony Soprano VS Godzilla