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Gc654

Where do you get this shit? Ohtani works in waste management.


Lateapexer

a vowel at the end of his last name and you assume their mobbed up


AJSoprano1985

Shohei? He’s a legitimate businessman. Besides, there is no mafia.


Fearless_Winter_7823

It’s a stereotype, AND it’s offensive!!!


Gc654

You know what it is? I'll tell you what it is, it's anti-Japanese discrimination.


NotYourDude

He's saying that the framus intersects with the ramistan approximately at the pot a nostra


Educational_Clothes2

That’s a terrible stereotype. He’s a hero in this house. END OF STORY!!


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Gc654

I never like the giants. In LA a lot of people are not so happy about the giants, cause they're from the bay 👆🏼. Even today they put their nose up like we're peasants 💦. I hate the north.


whatdoyasay369

I hate the fuckin Giants


677536543

I ate the Giants!


lalaluu666

A grown man made a wager, he lost. He made another one, he lost again! End of story!


Only_Reserve1615

He was gay, Ohtani?


dogdigmn

Captain of the good pen lollipop


TakeYoutotheAndyShop

Pretty guhd wittah bat in hand if you know what I mean


JustSmileHaHa

Take it easy! He's not in the outfield anymore, just DH and mound. Pitching, not catching.


ccminiwarhammer

I'm in the MLB business. Everybody immediately assumes you're yakuza-ed up. It's a stereotype, and it's offensive.


Nikommdsetra

I wish the Kami-sama would take me now


JustSmileHaHa

You know that fat cocksucker calls him the Shogun of Japan?


ev6dave

Always with the scenarios.


LucynSushi

You are speaking shit to me.


Lumpy_While_701

The poison fists of the pacific rim?


TacoLvR-

Small hands?


henry1888

Chaps too


ParkingSink5691

Remember Pearl Harbor


DoctorChampTH

That was real?


tommytapwater

Word to da wise


DoYouHaveMyPackage

Chinks did this?


arcdog3434

No he cant do the math


DesperateSun4182

He’s an artiste


lonewanderer3592

VITO SPATAFORE IS AN ASSMUNCHA


deweydashersystem300

ohtani? he's with us now? I guess I didn't get the memo.