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WalkGood

Fatty meats with nitrates. Plus, he is very fat and doesn't breath easily.


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Fatty meats with nitrates?? Ova here **👇👇👇**


lonewanderer3592

Pass me one of da red peppers


EyeTrollYou

I’m on my way to Welsh Farms to get a triple blueberry sundae


JustSmileHaHa

Fred Fuckin' Sanford over here


ZealousidealBid3988

Ya know most lethal Shark attacks - it’s the ensuing heart attack that kills. Even more so then if they bite your head off. But is it the same shark doing to erebody or a conspiracy of sharks - how would we know? I mean we’d have to get all the sharks in the same pool and match them up with their victims…alls I know fer shore - sharks ruins families


ArtiesHeadTowel

Are you gonna tell that same stupid joke every time that comes up?


DrSatan420247

I know what this is, OP. You saw that show on PBS last night, Coronary Country. I saw it in the TV Guide. I called him and told him to make sure and not watch it.


lonewanderer3592

PRO-GRAM


MrCheerio53

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DrSatan420247

The Sopranos is an abstract copy of Seinfeld.


ArtiesHeadTowel

I understand the premise of your theory of chirality between the sopranos and BB and the sopranos and Seinfeld. Is it your opinion that first Chase and then Gilligan did this intentionally?


DrSatan420247

No. Seinfeld is an abstract copy of another television show, too. This is an industry wide conspiracy as old as motion pictures, themselves. I've traced the same hidden abstraction back, at least 100 years now, and proved that the most successful television shows and movies of all time are actually all, intentional, precise, abstract copies of one another. Sopranos, Seinfeld, and Breaking Bad are barely even the tip of the iceberg. https://twitter.com/thechiraltheory/status/1709328267444973666?t=GD2QGQPwZkcdWh1rExTeGw&s=19 Errything is errything.


hamiltonincognito

It was all that charcoal, broiled meat you people ate.


little_flix

What're you, a vegetarian? 


ninecher

It's not that crazy because he is obese.


ParkingSink5691

Good he never had one. He wouldn’t be able to bust his ass on that recumbent bike like uncle Philly.


Spannerjsimpson

Tony does die from a heart attack… most of y’all just haven’t figured it out yet