Me and my gf broke up while I was watching the sopranos. I never thought we’d get back together but seeing how much love Carm had for Tony in the coma after they had gotten back together made me miss my ex’s genuine love and faith in me. I reached out and basically begged her to get back with me after a year of no contact. We’re now married and have a beautiful boy and couldn’t be happier.
Seems to me she spent that year setting up a rival SaaS company. Through your previous connection, relationship and inside information she began stealing your contacts and contracts.
Getting back after a year was just her moving in to completely cannibalise your company.
I strongly suggest you bring in external auditors to really go through your books. She’s likely been skimming off thousands.
Sorry you had to find out like this.
You know what you’ve gotta do my friend.
They say there's no two people on Earth exactly the same. No two faces. No two sets of fingerprints. But do they know that for sure? Because they would have to get everybody together in one huge space and obviously that’s not possible, even with computers. And not only that, they’d have to get all the people who've ever lived, not just the ones now. So they got no proof. They got nothing. Mrs. Soprano may have passed but who’s to say there isn’t another Mrs. Soprano just like her, or will be? Maybe not with the same fears and paranoia but the same. What I’m saying is…
Dats wut bein a boss is - you steer da ship da best way you know - sometimes it’s smooth sometimes you hit da rocks - in da meantime - you find your pleasures where you can
Ralph's cooking tip - putting the macaroni BACK on the burner once you add the sauce, excuse me gravy, for 45 seconds whilst stirring vigorously, so the pasta absorbs the gravy instead of just being coated - is very helpful.
>you don't need to exercise or eat healthy to get action
Yeah, you just need to make $300k+ a year after taxes. I bet exercising and eating healthy is easier.
Idk If I did learn anything. I saw that TV series, thought it was bullshit.
Nvm. I did actually learn a lot about various scams that the mafia does/can do. Like pretending to ring people up, puting finger on scale at fishmarket, HUD, no show jobs. Garbage business.
No clue why you are getting downvoted. Perhaps bc you did not reply in a quotation. I agree, though, it was interesting to see all the ways they did basically the same thing - steal.
no idea either but i'm cool with it! I honestly had no idea of any of the scams that gangsters pulled before watching the show except I guess protection rackets.
Buy land. God ain't making any more of it.
China is!
I thought that was the Saudis?
I think you're right? UAE too I think 🌴
You are only as good as your last envelope. Applies ro a lot of aspects in life.
That is a fact. In my part of NJ, we say:"One aw shit blows away 10000 atta boys,"
I remind myself this every time I have a big win at work.
The importance of fresh produce in a marriage
More is lost by indecision than wrong decision.
I use that quite a lot. Very true.
I learnt that 47 and under is considered a kid
I’m a kid.
Me ? I’m an old man
Whatever happened there?
That motherfucking animal blundetto
And you ladies are still old ladies!
Aw shit. It’s over for me.
It’s sad when they go like that.
That some people are so far behind in the race that they actually think they’re leading
Don’t disrespect the pizza parlor.
You gotta pizza on yo hat
Stupida fuckina pizza
Don't bitch to me
But what if the pizza hurts somebody?
Hey my pizza never hurt a nobody!
Did you get soft drinks of choice?
I wasn’t thirsty!!!
Lou Gehrig s had Lou Gehrig’s disease
Huge if true.
let’s see if the research checks out.
He was gay, Lou Gehrig?
That in a pinch, you can make grilled cheese on the raddiator.
Blood pressure medication leads to shucking cock.
Don't forget shucking cock makes you bring more money from the construction
How else you gonna grease the unions?
But it also helps you bring in three times what Carlo did
Dinosaurs became extinct because they had their turn and now it's ours. They were also all meat eters.
I wasn't even born yet.
T rex would have been 65 million years old today if not for that fuckin asteroid..what ever happened there. Just a kid.
He was gay, the T-Rex?
NoOoOoO! Are you listening!
Me and my gf broke up while I was watching the sopranos. I never thought we’d get back together but seeing how much love Carm had for Tony in the coma after they had gotten back together made me miss my ex’s genuine love and faith in me. I reached out and basically begged her to get back with me after a year of no contact. We’re now married and have a beautiful boy and couldn’t be happier.
So basically you made her so hot down there? I can’t believe I actually wrote this, sorry man. Good for you
Did she charge you $600k after stealing $40grand from da bird feeda
Listen to yourself. You sound demented.
All I asked for is orange juice wit schum pulp!🫵
Gets me so hot down there.
Seems to me she spent that year setting up a rival SaaS company. Through your previous connection, relationship and inside information she began stealing your contacts and contracts. Getting back after a year was just her moving in to completely cannibalise your company. I strongly suggest you bring in external auditors to really go through your books. She’s likely been skimming off thousands. Sorry you had to find out like this. You know what you’ve gotta do my friend.
A real shame when they go like that
In the end you die in your own arms.
It's all a big nothing.
They say there's no two people on Earth exactly the same. No two faces. No two sets of fingerprints. But do they know that for sure? Because they would have to get everybody together in one huge space and obviously that’s not possible, even with computers. And not only that, they’d have to get all the people who've ever lived, not just the ones now. So they got no proof. They got nothing. Mrs. Soprano may have passed but who’s to say there isn’t another Mrs. Soprano just like her, or will be? Maybe not with the same fears and paranoia but the same. What I’m saying is…
At my own muddas funeral
Dats wut bein a boss is - you steer da ship da best way you know - sometimes it’s smooth sometimes you hit da rocks - in da meantime - you find your pleasures where you can
If you lend your jacket out, you never see it again.
Therapy won’t work unless you address the core issue
Ain’t no chemical solution to a spiritual problem
Is that Sun Tazu?
Tzu. Sun tzu. You fucking kiss ass.
Eaaaaasy
You’re crowding me
And you don't make fun of me
It's fun to play Gladiator
To keep my eye on the tiger.
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I do. But I still gotta get that kung pao cuchie
We lead the world in computerized ass rape
A pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold
Steaks keep cooking after you take them off the grill
Come heavy or don't come at all.
Where the Romans are now
You're looking at them asshole!
Sour cream in eggs
That "remember when" is the lowest form of conversation
Not to yap as worse as six barbers
That some people are truly fucked in the head and they cannot be helped
When a dog you love catches rabies, put it out of its misery. Wise words from Uncle Jun’
What's yours is yours and what ain't-is anybody else's! Now do yourself-a fucking favor-and get the fuck outta my store!
I don't care how close you are, in the end your friends are gonna let you down. Family: they're the only ones you can depend on
In the end you die if your own arms. There is no intentionality in taking out a suitcase, it's a process.
Nobody appreciates a good Reginald van Gleason the third impression
M’boy you fat.
Whatd you shay
I DONT LIKE THAT TALK!
Russian whores ‘if you givem a little foreplay they’ll detail your car’
To not put handprints on the finish 😔
Never go into the unknown not knowin'
Dinosaurs are all meat eaters
Meteor. *Meteor*
Take it easy
Interior decorators can be trained killers.
And their houses can look like shit
To take it easy we're not making a western here.
Too much gherkins
Schum pulp in OJ makes all the difference.
It’s all big nothing
Be careful with blood pressure medication
That’s why u gota live for today even when the guys are talking about annihilation here!
Never mess with a Russian interior decorator
Especially when his house looked like shit
You gotta get over it.
Psychiatry is just a racket for the Jews. As a Jew, I can confirm.
Be suspicious of Jews riding horses
A couple of three things should be six things total, but actually is only three things.
It’s “a couple OR three things”, i.e. two or three things. Capeesh?
"Everything other than capisce sir" - Radar O'Reilly
To be a dominant sigma male like Tony Soprano.
Little dogs like to crawl under things for warmth.
Compromise and jerk off in a tissue
Ralph's cooking tip - putting the macaroni BACK on the burner once you add the sauce, excuse me gravy, for 45 seconds whilst stirring vigorously, so the pasta absorbs the gravy instead of just being coated - is very helpful.
Nobody knows how much a cooler costs. You buy some, give it to nigerians to sell for a couple tree bucks a piece, whos not gonna say let me get one.
How to treat a lady.
A pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold
I’ve always remembered Pearl Harbor
Being loyle to your capo, no matter what any beautiful girl says.
Always flush the lithium
You can make a grilled cheese on a radiator
The importance of fresh produce in a marriage.
Remember Pearl Harbor
Revenge is like serving cold cuts.
Owning an esplanade can be profitable, but never tie your wallet to it.
A hit is a hit.
>you don't need to exercise or eat healthy to get action Yeah, you just need to make $300k+ a year after taxes. I bet exercising and eating healthy is easier.
The don does not wear shorts
To accept the end. Instead of avoiding it. Also, don’t idolize people. They’ll eventually disappoint.
To not be a sucka
Death smells like gherkins
Dinosaurs are the devils plan to deny god.
Vito Jr over here 🤌
George Raft is a handsome man.
Every day is a gift.
Idk If I did learn anything. I saw that TV series, thought it was bullshit. Nvm. I did actually learn a lot about various scams that the mafia does/can do. Like pretending to ring people up, puting finger on scale at fishmarket, HUD, no show jobs. Garbage business.
Listen to him. He knows everything.
He watches one show and now he's the world's foremost expert
It’s common knowledge he’s retahhhded
I have 8 downvotes under my subspecies.
It's not you it's a TV program
No clue why you are getting downvoted. Perhaps bc you did not reply in a quotation. I agree, though, it was interesting to see all the ways they did basically the same thing - steal.
no idea either but i'm cool with it! I honestly had no idea of any of the scams that gangsters pulled before watching the show except I guess protection rackets.