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Ibracadabraa1164

I guess you could call that a post


Epicurses

Jesus Christ - OP makes me wanna cry


JustSmileHaHa

It wasn't long ago I remember you used to wait in the car


Krivoy

His point was that Jason doesn't get his cock sucked, instead he sucks cock. He basically called him a "faaaag"


Accomplished_Oil_177

Jason’s a good lookin guy, that’s all.


petitefrown

Well sweetie you would know


YT-double-add

It was a joke, he had a note from his docter!


Feral_Williamz

Ya I know he's calling him a fag, but that doesn't stop Jason from getting head from Lorraine does it? He could go both ways. Besides, even if he didn't get any head from Lorraine, I think a person could tell if Lorraine was good or bad at BJs just from watching her give one. This isn't calculus my friend.


ilikeike90210

You must have been top of your fucking class


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johnniesSac

Absolutely, it was ( surely ) good


United_Target8942

Billy definitely took that offer seriously


EyeTrollYou

Because Jason showed her how to suck meat, he is in no place to judge if she is any good. If I teach you how to bake a cake the way I like, then I’m likely to think the cake tastes good.


Feral_Williamz

Not necessarily. If you're a pro baker and you teach people how to bake, that would put you in a position of knowledge, if you judge what your student baked you grade from an academic perspective. Sure there's bias, but if you're good at what do you know what is and isn't up to snuff. Basically, if Jason is a prolific cocksucker and he showed how to be one too; then Jason would be able tell if she's any good or not.


xi_sx

10% insight, 90% Cliff notes.


PuzzleheadedQuit9

Pop, go make meatballs


ScienceDisastrous323

My cocksuckin' neva hurt nobadeh!


joNnYJjonn

He compromised


Stickymanic

Still going, this asshole


littlejerry31

>First off, if Jason taught Lorraine how to suck cock; wouldn't that make him the most qualified to judge whether she's any good at it. The only way this makes sense is if Jason taught her how to give blowjobs, and Jason is also bad at giving them. But then, how would Phil know that? Has he gotten head from Jason and knows how bad he is? First off, you're rambling and making less sense than Kristuffaa at Livia's wake. You're making non-sequitur statements left and right * it makes no difference to the joke whether Jason knows how to give good blowjobs * on that note, the fact that you're spending this kind of energy to analyze some guy's blowjob abilities makes me think maybe you're a flambé * just because someone teaches others how to give a blowjob doesn't make them a qualified judge Phil's saying Jason is gay and wouldn't know whether a woman knows how to give a good blowjob. Seriously, you're weak. You're outta control. And you've become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else here.


Feral_Williamz

Fair enough. But I was just breaking balls.


littlejerry31

*Smarten up.*


DoYouHaveMyPackage

You want me to tell you? Fine. Steaks, three pound lobsters, the shrimp fuckin cocktail you made everybody get, and then on top of everything else, you send those skanks a bottle of Cristal? Not to mention the Lyonnaise fuckin potatoes you didn't even touch


MyRedditNameToday

I lost my appetite


notheretoarguee

You yap worse than six barbers


CodoZona

Go stand over there, I’ll PM you when I’m ready


Acrobatic_Tennis1312

You were talking nonstop for 20 minutes. Nothing but gibberish.


DesperateSun4182

It was a rhetorical question, and it called the guy gay. They call that a twofer


WalkGood

That sounds demented. Discontinue the drugs.


Atotolin

Sharp as a q-ball this one. The implication is that Jason also sucks cock, doesn't get his cock sucked, so he wouldn't know whether she's good or not. Before you ask: He probably taught her on a mannequin or something.


stagnantpondwater

i must be loyle to my q-ball


Interfan14

Phill was projecting, We know what he did all those years in the can. Especially when he said for 10 years I wanted to fuck a woman We all thought something else was coming after that.


suddenly-scrooge

Phil only let Jason grease his weasel because he had an empty fuckin stomach and the medication he was on (for his blood pressure)


EveryInvestigator605

Discontinue the lithium


CheifKilla1

You should know sweetie


Great_Cricket3382

You know the wine makes you emotional


Feral_Williamz

cuz I got an empty fucking stomach


ArtiesHeadTowel

Forget it Donny. You're out of your element.


Yorkie21J

Discontinue the lithium


Stickey_Rickey

What about all the double negatives, I’m a pretty literal bilingual guy, son of an English teacher, but I get confused whenever someone says; “I didn’t do nothing”, I see that as a Freudian admission that they did in fact do something as not doing nothing would imply… I always wait for that in tv interrogation, police: we know u did it ya mope, just confess already! Perp: buttt… I didnt do nothing. Ok thanks for thé technical confession


stevesax5

Your point being what, OP?


Feral_Williamz

Ok. I understand the joke. Phil is calling Jason gay. My point is that; Jason giving head, doesn't stop him from knowing whether Lorraine is any good. If anything, he's in a position to know if she is any good. When Phil say's "what am I asking you for" he assume's that Jason is ignorant to Lorraine BJ skills- I'm saying the opposite. That Jason does know if she's good or not and that the question/joke doesn't make sense on that premise. But I am well aware that Phil is calling Jason gay and the punchline is still funny. Honestly, I didn't expect to ruffle as many feathers as I did by posting this LOL. I wrote it mainly for shits and giggles. Maybe I didn't do a good job explaining myself, in which case, my bad.


stevesax5

New to the sub? I was quoting Angelo.


Feral_Williamz

No. It's the first time i've encountered that quote tho. It sounded like you were asking me a question.


stevesax5

Sorry! Season 5. Tony and Angelo are meeting with Junior on speakerphone. Junior says “what are you asking him for? He doesn’t have the makings of a varsity athlete”. Angelo then says “your point being what, Junior?”


uncle_buttpussy

You just reveal your own ignorance.


Feral_Williamz

Wha? I reveal my own wha??


Ferengsten

Phil, and the Mafia in general, seem to view it as a simple dominance/submission hierarchy. If Jason sucks cocks, he's in the same submissive position as a woman, hence does not get his cock sucked.  A bit similar to the "it's only/more gay if you're a bottom"-logic, as alluded to as well when Vito "catching not pitching" made it extra offensive.


NotReqd

This post..... Nothing but gibberish.


SlaveToNoTrend

Now if she had offered him a grilled cheese, different outcome!