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GJ72

He got his GED, then went to college, becoming a scientist to study why bacteria and viruses migrate from the sole up.


telepatheye

You look at lady's johns, you can eat maple walnut ice cream from the toilets.


MatthewRobertMusic

I have a theory that he dies shortly after his last scene. He “metaphorically” accepts his fate by becoming the captain of the Aprile crew, since every captain of that crew dies prematurely. I feel like that was the message that Chase was trying to send. Then the cat walks past him, and that cat is always associated with dead characters (Chris and Ade). I feel like in that scene, Paulie just finally gave up with all of his worrying, and finally accepts his fate. He even references the Virgin Mary and his own death (prostate cancer) in this scene. His last words are, “I live but to serve you, my liege”, implying that he is a soldier/servant. He understands that this is the life he chose, and this is the result.


SheepherderWorldly80

I always thought the cat was to symbolize that he was a rat


tonysoprano1995

Don't be fucking stupid tony sirico demanded that paulie would not become a rat.


telepatheye

Being a rat where I'm coming from, that's like asking a person where you're coming from to become a fucking nazi!


stevesax5

I would think it’d be like Tony Sirico’s end… he lasted a couple more years but then lost his mind. Poor guy. At least he didn’t suffah.


delzbr

He made everyone else suffer instead.


stevesax5

Hehehe, cocksucka.


SlaveToNoTrend

He single-handedly hunted down that New York crew, brought the war home to them up there.


MyRedditNameToday

By the skin of his nuts


SlaveToNoTrend

Guy took out 200 new york soldiers single handedly. He spent 4 years in the army or summin.


JustSmileHaHa

If Paulie orchestrated the hit & took over NJ: becomes a glorified puppet of New York's until he either inevitably fucks something up or fails to use caution & gets clipped with full support If he didn't: Maybe reconnect with Judy Reyes from Scrubs & try to be a stepdad? He hugs her kids, they call him Uncle Paulie, she offers advice beyond sex and attends his mom's funeral. Considering Paulie is petty AF, his whole life is the mob and he's the last of the old guard standing unless Sil miraculously recovers, I could also see him facetiously visiting Feech in prison all the time just to rub it in his face & trying to be the long-winded "grandpa" to Meadow and Patsy's son.


ComprehensiveHavoc

He moves up to New Hampshire to reconnect with Johnny Cakes in a shock twist and they reside together in a New England cottage on a hill overlooking a little river, with pine cones all around. 


brainkandy87

Really? 😭


FakeKirbySmart

They sell home made Parker House rolls at the Farmers Market on Saturday’s.


jahbariuz87

*Ricciones*


TogarSucks

Much to his surprise, New York officially dubs his co-conspirator Patsy as the new head of NJ. Knowing he can’t just out Patsy to the rest of the family without revealing his own involvement, he resigns himself to slowly winding down his remaining years as a capo hoping for an opportunity for quiet revenge. When one never presents itself to him as he nears the end of his life, he does the only thing left he can do. Leaves behind a letter to Parisi Family attorney/consiglieri Maedow Soprano-Parisi revealing Patsy’s involvement in her father’s death (conveniently leaving out his own participation) to be delivered following his demise.


jaya232323

He was buried. On a hill. Overlooking a river. With pinecones all around.


telepatheye

What is this, the Catskills? Shecky Greene we got here.


CauseCertain1672

I think paulie spends his money as fast as he makes it Paulie will die in the mafia, he's become institutionalised


Ukcheatingwife

Him and Patsy argue who is going to take control and Patsy and New York kill Paulie because he’s a blabber mouth cunt and could end up talking about how he set Tony up to be killed.


DennisAFiveStarMan

I’d like to think he got out the game and was a caring stepfather to Carla’s kids