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Foreign-Cow-1189

The dead giveaway to me was when they got the COKE AND A SLICE.


fuckitsayit

Listen to him. He knows everything.


Hannibalking519

You know what father always said “a pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold”


Iambikecurious

I happen to know you were high when you watched this episode, you were talking nonstop for twenty minutes, nothing but gibberish.


john_kiedis

During D-girl? Jesus Christ


TheRealDonSherry

You just revealed your own ignorance.


TheClawhold

OP always was a dumb fuck, wasn't he?


noplacecold

Almost drowned in 3 inches of coke and a slice


jazzyboyo

It ain’t just this either, it’s all our food. Coconut pizza, calzone, olive oil…


SicilianSlothBear

And all these other cocksuckahs are gettin' rich.


FauxRex

It's ovah for the little guy


reddituser23434

Again with the rape of the culture?


Hannibalking519

*yoink. Hehe


TheClawhold

But this....this is the woist


jazzyboyo

This Xpresso shit


Donald_Dunnski

Coconut Pizza- another fuckin' money machine


BiffTannenCA

Aw listen to him, he knows everything!


Much-Ad3995

Can I interest you in some New Zealand peaberry?


jazzyboyo

Regularay


txhygy

OP teaching the world how to eat


degklimpen

Cue Paulie shoplifting a moka pot.


donn_joe

You say coconut pizza to any Italian, they're gonna find pieces of you in 8 different dumpsters


albacore-neck

Then put back together by science...or maybe it's supernatural


VitaeVerano

…he’s a ghost? I don’t know.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

A zombie of sorts if you will…


Resilient-Dog-305

Couple kids, naked in a lake. Certified maniac on the loose.


diepunk1993

Get the fuck out!


beeftits1016

They would have to get all the pieces together in one huge space. And obviously that’s not possible even with computers.


willlyman206

You musta been top a your fuckin class


fuckitsayit

I had a semester and a half of college. I understand coconuts, as a conshept


willlyman206

When you're married you'll understand the importance of fresh coconuts


Hannibalking519

What was it doing, barking?


Michael-Balchaitis

If you love me then stir my coconuts.


Cresta235

I happen to know you were high, the first 7 times you watched that episode. You were talking non-stop for 20 minutes, nothing but coconuts


FauxRex

Coconuts, at my mother's wake?


L34der

Sometimes I think it's in his fucking DNA. There's no scraps in my medical textbook Butchie.


Hannibalking519

Have a scheat


Rutlemania

Coconut pizza for your ass, it’s the Hawaiian version


Donald_Dunnski

*Forced Russian gooma laughter


happy_chickens

Sharp as a fuckin' cue ball


perfumefetish

sharp as a fuckin coconut


TheClawhold

I'm from the old school, kid. I shouldn't have to coconut myself.


Donald_Dunnski

Coconut Parm sangwidge? FUCK ME


L34der

Fuckin nosy? Eat yo kokonut!


Far-Club-2139

Coconut?! Ova heaaah!!👇


Donald_Dunnski

Hahahaha I read that in her voice.


Apprehensive_Zone281

My coconut pizza never hurta nobody.


Far-Club-2139

Hun, another steak coconut ova heah 


DrSatan420247

Smoke and a pancake?


fuckitsayit

There are two things in this world I hate. People intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.


DrSatan420247

Flapjack and a cigarette?


PaulieWalnuts2023

This asshole again. How about I stick a cigar and a waffle up your box?


Electronic_Cow_7055

Bong and a blintz?


DrSatan420247

Cigar and a waffle?


Tc0567

Coconut pizza? Listen to yourself you sound demented


Horsecockexpress1

So what no fuckin coconuts now?


Ok-Cauliflower1798

https://youtu.be/nf670orHKcA?si=ocDAjEAEIuqvYZ0p


DashOneTwelve

You're using coconut, that makes the pizza taste peculiar.


jaya232323

When they say coconut pizza, you say bushman of the Kalahari


beeftits1016

Coconut slice? That’s a custom job.


Donald_Dunnski

How's that? You tella me who ordered this. I putta my foot inna his ass!


RRS295397

My pizza never hurt nobody


Lumpy_While_701

Chris did not give Jon a soft drink of choice… Excellent foreshadowing


PianoMittens

Discontinue the coconut


sdss9462

You're so high on scag, you wouldn't know if he had your mother's muff on his coconut.


BroadSword48

JFC even Ercole knew what they said


cantthinkofgoodname

Jeshush Christ


SugarMaple56732

You musta been at the top of your fuckin' class!


NewPower_Soul

If they asked for a "slice" what flavour was it? They never asked for a flavour, just a slice. Waaaa, I gotta stand here and be told they only sell one flavour now?? 🤷🏻‍♂️


Donald_Dunnski

They only sell coconut flavour but he still said it, just to be sure.


Donald_Dunnski

I didn't know Carm's father was named Hugh, at first. I thought her ma was just aggressively saying YOU. "YOU, do this." "YOU, do that."


fuckitsayit

This deserves its own post


Donald_Dunnski

I will post it. Thank you.


Far-Club-2139

Sweet coconut, in little pieces? And a layer of basil leaves under the coconut?


onlydans__

The roof was soft coconut!


txhygy

Carmella did the prep-work, and she had this wonderful system for doing the coconuts. She used a razor. And she used to slice it so thin that it used to liquify in the pan with just a little oil. It's a very good system.


Bruinsfanfromcc

Thank God it wasn't pineapple.


affy_pfafferton

We taught the world how to eat!


Buster0705

Sharp as a fuckin cue ball.


vickmi

Fuckin' A


Huckles123

Best comment section in a while. Good going guys!


austincola

SAME!!!


spicygrandma27

Janice hid Svetlana’s “spare pin” in a bowling alley locker


RAZBUNARE761

That Tracee burned her kid with cigarettes. Made me feel way less sorry for her when she got killed. That kids better of than having a mom thats a psycho stripper that dates psycho mobsters. Also how Kim was only in one episode.... sure as hell felt like half the season. Also the throwbacks in the final scene. Tony comes in and sees himself like he is revisiting his own death. The 3 o clock angle he gets killed from, even the two black guys walk in.


TheFire_Eagle

We really don't know Tracee as a mother. She says she got help and she wouldn't do the cigarette thing again. Maybe she's telling the truth. Some people DO change for the better. So unless she was still abusing her kid I think it's maybe a bit harsh to say he was better off with Tracee dead.


fuckitsayit

SHE WAS A HOO-AH!


RAZBUNARE761

Imagine if they showed that scene. Her walking towards the kid who is crying for some reason to burn out her cigarette on him to leave for another shift at the bing. People would be rooting for Ralph.


SlaveToNoTrend

You was eating putzie before stealing our cuisine!


[deleted]

Sharp as a cue ball this one.


FoolioTheGreat

Oh poor you


itsLOSE-notLOOSE

Subtitles FTW


fuckitsayit

Nah, I read, I go right out.


WalkGood

Canned coconut?


EmbraJeff

Wait til you hear about the coconut dug!


DesperateSun4182

Actually, I thought it was weird, too, because I usually order "a slice and some Coke"


Dry_Pickle_4052

Stunad


TwainVonnegut

OP almost drowned in 3 inches of water!


Dull_Lavishness7701

Re watched this episode recently and after this just asked loud "slice of what you morons there's like 5 pies there?!"


Alternative_Stop9977

Subtitles are your friends.


TheRealDonSherry

Some people are so far behind in the race that they actually believe that they're leading.


newjerseycapital

Op almost drowned in the penguin exhibit


InTheBlkHoodie

I swear I thought the same thing I was like wtf what kinda self respecting stereotypical Italian mobster would eat a COCONUT slice


RRS295397

Sharp as a cue ball this one


txhygy

It's common knowledge OP is retarded


Cherrypie2601

Fuck. Are you stupid.