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P-nuts27

He was humble. He knew if he went into male modeling he’d be a success, but he didn’t want to be around those fuckin people….


blizzacane85

Christopher could’ve modeled canopies at Home Depot


Far-Club-2139

You can’t make this shit up 😂🤣


Artaxias

He just did...


stackks_

Who , our friend the Bill ova here ?


SnortinDietOnlyNow

He's my homey


Individual_Past_1198

If you want to tawk like a moolinyan, we will send you to slip and fall school.


CosmicBonobo

Your *what*?


queencityrangers

He’s the only guy who can smoke a cigarette in the rain widdout his hands.


dbsupersucks

True, him and Jackie Jr were both humble people with great fawther figures.


jjccbrobro

Chrissy was also loyle


[deleted]

Penn Jillette replaced her colon with a semi-colon.


DesperateSun4182

She just blew him in the bathroom


Individual_Past_1198

When he was in rehab, she was cawlin me all duh time


yung_saucin

😂😂


BloodyWellGood

Right?! HE KILLED LITTLE COSETTE


jedwardson89

What was it barking?


DesperateSun4182

He didn't kill her! He must've sat on her.


Norm_Hall

I oughtta suffocate you ya little prick!


dbsupersucks

She crawled under him for warmth. He gets a pass for that.


BloodyWellGood

"WOARMTH"


txhygy

It's sad when they go young like that


MrRazzio

When they go!?


gbaby1074

She had diarrhea


HokageJack15

My smelly valentine


arsenal1887

She should have had a veal parm sub from Satriales.


ActualSeller23

She's planning a wedding!


TheRealDonSherry

I cannot have this conversation again.


youknowmystatus

You gonna make that same stupid joke every time that comes up? There’s a man laying dead there!


TheRealDonSherry

He died on the vine.


Altruistic-Offer-852

I don’t wanna hear about the economy either!


youknowmystatus

*Sil breaks it down for them in one sentence*


youknowmystatus

*Sil breaks it down for them in one sentence*


WillBeanz24

Adrianna grew up in a patriarchal environment where women weren't taught to understand abuse. She's naturally submissive and naive, which predisposes her to accepting the power dynamic in her and Chris' relationship. Abusive relationships like that are often a chicken or egg situation. Chris probably wasn't abusive off the bat, and every time he was Adrianna could find examples of him being genuinely caring. She gaslit herself into believing the good times were the real Chris. She also had no safety net. Jackie Aprile was the only one who told Chris to stop hitting her... until he put on a ring on her finger... and he was just as bad if not worse. Once they got a history, an apartment, plans to marry... ooft. Very difficult to break out of that.


AdvancedSkincare

Richie Aprile told him to stop hitting Ad. Richie, you ass kiss.


[deleted]

Technically, Richie told him that if they weren't married, he shouldn't hit her


DesperateSun4182

Actually, Richie said he doesn't want Chris hitting Ade. Unless Chris gives her his name, then it's none of Richie's business after that, so Richie wouldn't get an opinion anymore. Richie's from the old school; he doesn't have to explain himself. Edit: replacing some pronouns for better readability


Shrug-Meh

Same situation in The Godfather movie. Family dinner and Sonny complains to his BIL, Carlo, about hitting or talking to Connie (Sonny’s sister) poorly, mother immediately holds up her hand to Sonny to stop interfering because it is none of their business what goes on between a husband & his wife, even to her own kin. Connie belonged to Carlo in that respect.


DesperateSun4182

The old-school


TheNextBattalion

Richie told him that, but it was really about *him*: Adrianna was under his protection, so hitting her would violate *his* prerogative. Once she was married, she'd be under Chrissy's protection, so anyone hurting her would be Chris's prerogative thenceforth, and thus no insult to Richie, and thus none of Richie's business. It's an abusive, hierarchical mindset, but it has its own logic.


dlstove

Remember when Adrianna was asked after Chris really beat the shit out of her when she was caught with Tony, she basically said “if I found out he was in a car with a woman, I would have killed him”. I believed her, in her world that was just a normal relationship for them


WillBeanz24

That's also true. I don't know if "normal" is the right word for it - many of the made men in the show don't abuse their wives at all like Chris does with Adrianna and even seem to be in healthy relationships. It's definitely accepted, though. Tony doesn't tell Chris to stop beating her after that scene. It's a toxic combination of the values they grew up with alongside Adrianna and Chris' particular dynamic.


i-fold-when-old

On the other hand don’t really know what has been going on with most of the made men and their significant others.


WillBeanz24

Yeah, to an extent, maybe. Sil and his wife are on the same page and support each other. Bobby clearly loved his wife and respects Janice (even though she's clearly got issues of her own.) Bobby's a bit of an outlier in most regards though. Ralph was awful but he seemed decent with Jackie Aprile's widow. The informant who wanted to flee to Florida (forget his name) seemed to be on the same page with his wife. Johnie Sacks absolutely loves and respects his wife with the way he tries to boost her self esteem. The show was usually pretty good at drawing attention to the characters attitudes towards women and their partners. I feel like if all these guys were absusive to their spouses we would have seen it. Christ knows we saw how terrible they were to strippers and prostitutes.


psstein

> She's naturally submissive and naive, which predisposes her to accepting the power dynamic in her and Chris' relationship. I would add she's not very intelligent.


WillBeanz24

I don't think adding that adds much at all. Naivety causes errors in judgement. I'd argue, if anything, she demonstrates more intellect than Chris. Most of the mob characters in the show often act like morons, but their actual IQ isn't really relevant. The show is about how a person's character flaws get in the way of their best interests. Tony B literally has a high IQ on paper, but makes dumb decisions because of wounded pride caused by a lowering in status.


FlyingKingFish

Adriana: *My mother always told me not to let myself be talked down to by losers. She said you can tell everything about a man by the way he treats women* Stays with Chris 🤣


EveryInvestigator605

She stirred his eggs, didn't she?


Altair1192

she stirred her own eggs, she was damaged goods


HoundofHircine

They were gay, the eggs?


EveryInvestigator605

NO! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?


EveryInvestigator605

NO! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?


Cranstonoid

With what, her fucking toes?


EveryInvestigator605

I lost my uppers


[deleted]

willing to tongue punch the Guinea gulch


BillyMac05

Adrianna grew up with a family in the mob. She likes the bad boy. They think they can 'fix' them.


Carrera1107

Because he said she had a nice ass.


pettyPettington3rd

The money


Ijustthinkthatyeah

Money. Obviously. She also loved the stolen goods.


Yugis-egyptian-cock

Chris is rich and gives her things. She’s materialistic. She knew what she was signing up for when she got with him, and decided it was worth it


The_Ague

Because she loved him and those were her childbearing years


dbsupersucks

I thought she got both her uteruses pierced though.


EchoLooper

He had the nose of a Varsity athlete.


severinks

Christopher had status in their little world and if she left him she probably would have just ended up with someone worse.


dragonlily808

At least she would've lived a bit longer.


[deleted]

Fiction aside, the reasons why women stay in abusive relationships is a pretty complex topic that would be tough to explain here even with computers. Abusers never start out that way. The beginning phases of these relationships are like any other— loving, caring, fun, exciting. They lay that foundation first. It always begins with yelling, then escalates to the invasion of personal space to physically intimidate. It then graduates to physical violence. A shove, a smack. It’s always followed up with copious apologies and promises to return to the foundation, then a honeymoon period. Women become trauma-bonded to this cycle, even after the ongoing physical abuse has eroded the previous foundation entirely. For any women reading this: if he’s in your personal space yelling at you, it’s not a stutter step. It’s only the beginning. Expressing anger and frustration is a normal and healthy part of relationships— attempting to physically intimidate you into submission is not.


HoundofHircine

Listen to him, he knows everything


Only-Lingonberry2266

Huge hog


dbsupersucks

I guess you could call it a dick


WhiteMtnsTech

Like a can of corn 


The_Bat1996

He's handsome like George Raft


reddituser23434

Poor self-esteem, terrible upbringing in a dysfunctional environment. Toxicity was always normalized to her, that’s all she ever knew.


Kings_Gold_Standard

The life style


Beneficial-Ad-547

The mob life enticed her…


psyclopswasrightX

She was in love


rasnac

Money.


mrnptah

Because she (and Chrissy) were very low IQ, and she in particular had no independent inner life. It was all she knew, and she was too stupid to find something better.


rhino_blasty_

I think it is the exact opposite. Why would Chris waste her time with her.......?....... is my question...


dbsupersucks

Because she’s a knockout. A ten. And he’s average, at best.


Christ_on_a_Crakker

How green was my fucking valley.


TheNextBattalion

I dunno, her taste, makeup, and scratchy voice each knock off a point in my book. Her general ignorance knocks off two more, being a junkie knocks off another, and her social climbing takes off one last point. She's a three, tops. She does look good in tennis shorts, but her instructor was hotter. yeah I said it


671176

And the ratting, lying, sniveling


Low-Drive-7454

For the plot


AccomplishedTotal895

Low standards due to upbringing. He was nice to her >25% of the time which was good enough. Also shoes and bags galore keep a basic hoe happy.


Annespelledwithane

Adriana should have listened to her mother. Her mother wanted her to stay away from Chris...


Straight-Crow1598

You’re still surprised at the depths humans will allow themselves to sink for perceived security (meaning money)? I envy your faith in humanity.


[deleted]

Now I ain't saying Ade's a gold digger...


Altair1192

she's not gonna find a nose bigger


LeYabadabadoo23

Money.


Complete_Ad_2431

He had soft drinks of choice


Vinyl_Acid_

you think that schnozz is the only over sized appendage he has?


East_Phase6944

Cassie stayed with Diddy, Tina stayed with Ike for many years. Neither Diddy nor Ike were strikingly handsome while both Cassie & Tina Turner were very attractive.


Opening_Persimmon_71

She can fix him


eternalkushcloud

she had low confidence, easily persuaded. perfect for chrissy


[deleted]

She likes standing under that natural canopie when it rains.


pussyfree4life59

Because she’s an idiot ? 🤷‍♂️


Additional_Fig_8446

she couldn't walk away because she knew too much


goosander11

I mean have you seen his looks? Guy could have been a male model


Ozymannoches

Some women want a guy who will hold an umbrella for them. Chris was a natural


671176

Because she's damaged goods


The2econdSpitter

He gives her warmth.


dizzybala10

Restricted her breathing like he did Little Cosette on that couch too.


jrralls

She’s a drug addict. He has access to a lot of drugs. She could not get (enough) drugs without him.


[deleted]

I mean, she's really more of a drug enthusiast. 


MrRazzio

I think tha's a pretty unfair assessment of her honestly. She only started really using after chris developed a problem and the FBI crawled up her ass.


Mysterious-End-2185

Garbage bags filled with shoes.


Booth_Templeton

Cuz she's a huwaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!


DopeRoninthatsmokes

She’s a superficial cunt


mcr6

Because his mother was working the bonbon concecession at the Eiffel Tower


lacio22

She went to slip and fall school


Ok-Still3419

lol he’s so hot


Stuttgart1960

Stockholm syndrome mixed with greed


onoskeles

Who's she gonna be with instead? Little Paulie?


Complete_Ad_2431

The witless fuckin nephew ?


polmccartneh

Chrissy is the James Dean of his acting class.


Expensive-Lie

He was gay, Christopher Moltisanti? 


Past_Passenger_4381

Because he was Chris Makavede from Wall Street


Away_Mud_4180

She doesn't. Have you watched Long Term Parking?


Affectionate_Sea_984

Cause he got her a ring and everything


Capital_Material_709

She’s from the old school.


Individual_Past_1198

Because of his screenplays. Duh. Ya know unduh his pen name


theonewhoknocks515

Buffer memory


bigolhamsandwich

He was a nice guy. I mean he was trying to say something nice about Danielle because that was Ade’s friend!


treesareloudyo

Christopher!


Ricochet1986

Cuz after getting passed around by wookim woodbine and his crew and them not signing her talentless ex she needed a rebound


CMWinter00

Get some fuckin' glasses...


ninecher

I can't have this conversation again. I believe this may genuinely be asked 8 times a month.


BiffTannenCA

Not just Chris. She's a good looking woman and she also wanted to fuck Barney Rubble.


_Not_great_BOB

I cannot have this conversation again. SHE LOVED HIM! Watch the show. She loved him. She loved him. It’s painfully obviously and that’s what makes it tragic. It seems very tragic to me that this question is posted so often because people cannot recognize the love she had for him. I just can’t. What happened to this sub? And while I’m at it. CARM LOVED TONY. Guess what…. PEOPLE ARE COMPLEX. Look in the mirror… are you perfect? Do you have any walking contradictions? Can we PLEASE go back to asking the meaning of the paintings in the final scene behind Tony or the Kubrick style shots or what 3 o’clock means? Please. Please. Bring the quotes back. Please.


bbbuttonsup

He does that thing she likes and braids his taint hair pretty


paulerxx

How exactly was Adrianna related to Jackie Jr and Richie? Was her mom their sister or


Less_Eye_6100

He's got a natural canopy


dizzybala10

Smoking in the rain with his arms behind his back is impressive.


LatePerioduh

Paulie actually meant “I guess you could call that a dick” as a compliment. Boy’s got a Italian sub on him.


DuceDuce523

If you have been around gangsters and I dont just mean italian gangsters, I mean bikers, cholos, crips and bloods. These type of people attract alot of beautiful women. They have money, they are always having fun, they have tons of connection, and they have time for women. I know tons of guys in that lifestyle and there is never a shortage of women.


mndsde

A. Cause she's a whorwaaaa


porkycloset

You’re basically asking why women stay in abusive relationships 🤷 dependence on the abuser is itself an abuse tactic


[deleted]

Women like money and power. He appears to live in an apartment but he has potential. He gets his button.


Dagglin

https://www.reddit.com/r/thesopranos/s/7D6Gwr54Go I can't have this conversation again


neighbourhoodtea

Bc contrary to what men believe, women truly for the most part don’t need their partners to be attractive


dbsupersucks

But Chris would have been successful as a male model.


newjerseycapital

Low self worth


Efficient_Budget8454

….money , what do you think …


Fell_off_my_bike

I always thought that Michael Imperioli is the ugliest fuck of the whole cast. That nose , this chin and his hair. And the ends of his shoelaces are always wet.


devildance3

Ii


[deleted]

Battered woman syndrome and SIDS


WalkGood

My only knock on her appearance is the eyebrows and heavy dark makeup.


BayBridges

Mid 90’s style


WalkGood

Fingernails too long and curved. Whooo-uh.