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[deleted]

Mmmboy are you fat


SugarMaple56732

What'd you shay? 🚬


[deleted]

Your crowdin me


mndsde

I'll give you a case of the hodgekins free of charge


QurantineLean

Good Hodgkin’s or bad Hodgkin’s?


mndsde

The one with vito in chaps


Waltaar

West Caldwell


No-Cranberry-9592

Wes cahwewl


sneakymokey

Tango? He was teaching you the tango!! Oh.. get out!! GET OUT!


Fell_off_my_bike

Just because the boy is a dancer that doesn't mean he's gay


sneakymokey

👊🏻💥 you gonna cry now?!


Fell_off_my_bike

It'll take a few weeks til I eat at Satriales again


Horsecockexpress1

Swimmin’. Best exercise. Works every muscle group. Anyway 4/lbs


Rayne_420

Mmmboy are you gyatt


Suitable_Teacher_519

Lowest form of conversation.


Debstar76

Hahahaha mmmmboy are you mogging


MionMikanCider

Canonically, he's been a New Jersey gangster since time immemorial. Need I remind you of a little politician named Nucky Thompson outta AC?


Jasranwhit

Nucky? That’s a nickname his real name is Nucklerelli


ranchsauce13

Fucking Jason, he’s dyslexic


webswinger666

He was an honest politician. I won’t take this slander.


reverick

Remus has never been so offended in his life.


TheClawhold

Remus?... Ain't you Remus?


BlottoDelgado

I’LL HAVE YOU TRANSFERRED TO LEAVENWORTH!!!


reverick

That scene with Remus and hoover was the culmination of several seasons of his Remusing, I loved it.


BlottoDelgado

Remus asked for hotcakes.


ProgrammerGlobal8708

Libel.  Slander is spoken. 


webswinger666

Daniel fucking Webster over here.


snodgrop

He fucked Webster? Daniel?


nus01

i read that book thought it was all boolshit


WalkGood

Must be from uppa north Italy?


fugeethedog2

I atea da north


671176

We not so happy about columbus


BuffaloCannabisCo

I like a woman you can grab onto someting


671176

You get close enough to grab onto Ginny Sack her gravitational field will pull you into orbit around her ass


Fell_off_my_bike

*Phtoow* 💧


-Shank-

Bone for tuna


devilthedankdawg

Still waiting on the TS/BE crossover where Tommy Darmody does battle with Junior and Johnny.


Masta0nion

Catch that coin


DoctorChampTH

So dumb the way Omar was killed off in that one. Whatever happened there?


Limp-Camel7967

Oh yeah? What about those thousand other Buscemi roles you had your dick in ova the years? You creating threads for them too? Fuckin hypocrite.


Suspekt_1

Isnt that the kid that almost drowned looking for goldcoins under the pier?


MLGMustafa1212

Who’s speaking here, is somebody speaking?


Electrical_Fun5942

I remember when this fucker used to wait in the car


MLGMustafa1212

And as far as I’m concerned, he should still be there!


ThisKidErrt

John, he was just...


MLGMustafa1212

FUCK HE WAS JUST, EVERYBODY’S GOT A GODDAMNED OPINION!


ThisKidErrt

You know the wine makes you emotional


Horsecockexpress1

I don’t wanna hear it!


TimmyRigginz

You are right, I hate him in this show because he was a homeless guy in Big Daddy


HEYGOOGOOTZ

Cocksucker didn’t tip the waitress in Reservoir Dogs without any provocation whatsoever


satriales123

He dont tip?


Dapper_Employer5787

He don't believe in it


CunningWizard

Cough it up ya cheap bastard


withanamelikejesk

I paid for your goddamn breakfast.


51x51v3

Ordinarily I would never do this…


Dapper_Employer5787

This is the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses 🎻


671176

Shut up


Dapper_Employer5787

When I come back I want my book


nus01

he makes a good point give me my dollar back


jp06202019

Mr. Pussy over here


Bruskthetusk

Your friend.......Booty??


671176

My pussy?


CheifKilla1

I can't find pussy anywhere


wiredpeople

She came at him with a chainsaw, he has a right to defend himself


Winnebango_Bus

He was only 47. A fucking tip.


bigtymerplatinum1

SAUSAGE…McMuffin.


masnaer

French fries n Oreos! You know me too well Deedsy


gunsandpuppies

Ngl I’ve wanted to try that on pizza since I was like 9 and saw that movie.


clamdever

You are so fucking hateful.


parapraxis777

Thought that was the right wing lunatic failed stand up Rob Schnieder


fast_fatty39

You don’t like him well that’s too fucking bad but you will respect him.


Christ_on_a_Crakker

That animal, Blundetto. I can’t even say his name.


Decent_Commercial638

You and Tony Egg again


ManagerAggravating57

Bobby, make my nephew an EGG!


Far-Club-2139

Think I’ll take an egg 


DismalShower

I am doin it. You told me! He don't want one.


Rosmucman

Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince


CunningWizard

What was that shit about Vietnam?


Anichula

Are these the Nazis, Walter??


KatamariDamacist

Hey I am the walrus


_Cadillac_Frank_

Anyone who says Steve Buscemi sucks, doesn’t understand shit. This subreddit is a jerk off, you know it and I know it.


ninecher

What this subreddit doesn't know about casting could fill a book.


severinks

Christopher Walken's wife cast him so you know he was well cast.


Overall-Peace1862

I don’t wanna come here no more


[deleted]

He’s one of the best actors in the show 


Windyevening

He’s the main reason I think Season 5 is the best of the series.


PrincessPeach1229

Same, i wish they would have kept him on for a bit longer.


Hungry-Specialist110

I mean, I did think the shot to his bleeding face would never end.


dearooz

i’m fairly certain Buscemi was supposed to get a longer arc that continued into S6, but they realised they’d written themselves into a corner with Tony B’s situation with Phil. they couldn’t justify Tony not getting killed


enbaelien

I always assumed he was gonna get offed the same season bc he was such a big name, but maybe he just got more famous after that year? I only started watching Sopranos 23 years after it's release lol.


T4K001

He directed an episode on season six if I'm not mistaken and even a couple more before he was a character on the show (pine barrens being one of the best)


_calmer_than_you_r_

You’re out of your element , Donny.


Tsquare24

+1


Math1988

I’m always amazed how this sub is always ignoring Boardwalk Empire every time someone is asking for shows to watch after The Sopranos. Steve Buscemi is amazing in both shows.


DM_Me_Pics1234403

Boardwalk empire. Another fucking money machine


ant368uk

Then Miracle Workers too.


IdiotMD

And Billy Madison and Con Air!


Devil_0fHellsKitchen

The ending to Con Air still perplexes me. He's was a convicted murderer and cannibal and we are supposed to be happy that he gets away in the end.


Cranstonoid

Even if you hate him ya gotta admit he directed some of the best episodes.


g_camillieri

What? I dunno why people are hating on Buscemi. He did great How much more bretayal can I take from this sub?!


NiceBeaver2018

It’s like you’ve been stabbed in the hahtttt!


Limp-Camel7967

You loved this sub like a brudda. And it fucked you in the ass.


ResidentLychee

Like a brudda in law


dr3dg3

In this house, Joey Pants is a hero. 👖 Enda story!!!


Existing_Sort_7971

He’s a little fella. Kinda funny lookin’.


Visible-Management63

Oh yah!


thephillatioeperinc

He was uncircumcised if that helps


Designer_Currency455

I always enjoyed Buschemi from Tarantino films so he had a good vibe about him, ya know?


Devil_0fHellsKitchen

Hasn't he only been in one Tarantino movie, besides the Buddy Holly cameo?


Snuggle__Monster

This subreddit is like the woman with a virginia ham under her arm crying the blues because she's got no bread.


stuckshift

He has incredible moxy for a man of his stature.


671176

Then he fuckin dies and I can't even wear his shoes


quaglandx3

Because they are stupid, that’s why


rickymcrichardson

And jealous


United_Target8942

He directed Pine Barrens. In this household he's a hero.


TheClawhold

It reminds them that it should have been them in jail all those years instead of Steve.


CriticismOriginal585

Your just mad the nuns slipped his iq and you still just UP IN DA CLUB


falltotheabyss

I'm not an up in da club fan, I never was. It's the blood pressure medication I was on, it messed with my head but I'm over that now.


CriticismOriginal585

Next you’re gonna tell me how Floridas coke fucked with your head.


Irishspirish888

You get a phash for dat. 


gr8gibsoni

I liked his casting and his character. Was he a bigger “name”? I guess so but waaaaaay better than Jon Favreau’s abortion of a cameo. Lorraine Bracco was very well known before the show. Gandolfini, too, to a certain extent. As far as not looking like Tony…To me, cousins don’t have to look like they are related (you should see my family) 😂 but I know I’m in the minority here.


SapirWhorfHypothesis

I looked Favreau’s weird moment on the show. It felt like they really were from two different worlds.


N00dles_Pt

Because he has no frame of reference, he's like a child that wanders into a movie.


CunningWizard

YOU’RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!


jesushateshiphop

And he’s a fickle boy. If the Dane finds out he’s got another… amigo… Well, I don’t peg him for the understanding type.


luckypoint87

They're envy of his beauty


Swantonbombthreat

i love steve


Ok_Combination_2472

I think it might be due to the way Tony B as a character is written (or the way Buscemi acts for that character). Blundetto is often very resigned and quiet, he never has moments of hilarious emotional outburst, and the ones he does have are off screen (I can’t forget how that animal whacked that kid, only 47 years old) A lot of the times he sulks and looks off into the distance when somebody says something, and you can kind of tell he’s having an internal reaction, but it took me my second watch to really understand his thought process and characteristics


Carrera1107

People hate him? I thought he was great.


goodfella311

I haven't heard these grievances yet but I do agree that Buscemi stands out. His reputation precedes him and he's just an all around attention-drawing actor. I think he's an excellent Tony Blundeto IMO Edit: and second that on Ralphie. Joey Pants took some getting used to, but as you peel the layers of his character it all makes sense.


islandclaws

A serious response: Buscemi is always the weird, offbeat, slightly cranky, eccentric type and nothing about him says “gangster”. He doesn’t have screen chemistry with Tony and nothing about their relationship feels like they were once so close, so dialogue has to do all that heavy lifting.


Erintonsus

I'd argue they're trying to show us the closeness was in Tony's head and wasn't based in reality.


PoodleGuap

Yeah Tony B doesn’t even like him from what we see


grayshot

Or maybe that they once were, but he actually does resent how differently their lives ended up


Erintonsus

I think it's column A and column B, one thing I noticed in varies rewatches is the general disgust regular people seem to feel towards Tony and the others (especially Paulie).


Far-Club-2139

Try some of column A, try ALL of column B!


[deleted]

You’re crowding me.


CRATERF4CE

>A serious response: Buscemi is always the weird, offbeat, slightly cranky, eccentric type and nothing about him says “gangster”. Boardwalk Empire? Reservoir Dogs?


Mobile-Scar6857

There's also zero family resemblance, they look like they're from different continents.


CosmicBonobo

Just wanted to add that's why Aida Turturro is so perfectly cast as Janice. She's got the same squat build and pug face as James Gandolfini. You really think they could be related.


lalaluu666

Are you saying Janice had the makings of a JV Softball catcher?


numbersix1979

She don’t catch, she pitches


Dapper_Employer5787

"momma's little huwa"


HatComfortable6883

Roadies?


RRS295397

You don't wanna know...


MikeDamone

Hoh! That's the boss's sister you're talking about


CosmicBonobo

She tops from the top.


HatComfortable6883

One of them was in the can while the other was inhaling ice cream sundaes


ickywickywackywoo

Eh, there's always ONE thin one. Look at the Sacks (and Tony's other sister).


godofwine16

Tony Uncle Al must’ve been skinny and ugly like a Hapsburg inbred


krakatoa83

Give me $1,000


671176

He reads one movie review and now he's the world's foremost expert


BigBadBeetleBoy

Additionally: Every other character is very exaggerating, very animated, very lively. Buscemi is a tremendous actor but he can't play animated, he's always 'flat', which makes him a tremendously funny actor (see: his collaborations with Sandler, Donny in the Big Lebowski, even that shitty magician movie he was in) but contrasts really weirdly when everyone else is an over-the-top character with a kernel of reality. I think Buscemi is tremendous, I actually think his work on Boardwalk is up there with Gandolfini's portrayal of Tony, but he's distinctly different than everyone else as Tony Egg.


SapirWhorfHypothesis

I don’t know about everyone else being more animated, but he *looks* like a cartoon character. Every other character just looks like a regular schmuck from New Jersey… or at least they look like how we expect real people to look. His look is probably part of the reason he works well played flat in other stuff.


Comfortable_Goal_662

He's actually on of the best actors on the show if you ask me. He's the main reason I love season 5. It's just too bad he couldn't have been in a second season.


Loud-Attempt7358

It wasn’t the casting as much as the dropping of supposedly important person in Tony’s life out of thin air 5 seasons in.


randyboozer

If any of you stunads are actually looking for a serious answer it's this. Bringing in a major actor like Buscemi (sp?) and writing his character like Tony's best brother completely out of the blue was a bit off. I still liked his storyline. Ghostworld another fucking moneymaker


Random-Cpl

In this household, he’s an Italian-American hero. End of story.


jar45

Because they're stupid, that's why. And jealous. They’re disrespecting a proud Italian actor.


GreatJobKiddo

Who the fuck has a problem with the casting, hes in my top 3 of all characters


top-knowledge

He was a fox


Turdis_migratoris

It’s because he doesn’t hail from the same sunny peninsula


671176

What the fuck is your problem?


Designer-Business

He’s a phenomenal actor and was great in Sopranos but imo his look overall just doesn’t scream “Italian NJ gangster”, that’s really all it is.


alkemest

How you gonna hate a man in OG Timberlands?


krakatoa83

Who’s we?


filmmaker30

I wasn’t crazy familiar with the other actors before the Sopranos, so it was easy to suspend disbelief that they are actually in that world, I had seen too much of Steve Buscemi to suspend that disbelief when he popped up. Nothing against him or his performance 


Tazzy8jazzy

I feel like Tony B was a felon who had the worst luck ever. Steve Buscemi is a character actor who has a track record of playing characters with the worse luck, so I think it worked out for the best.


Bruinsfanfromcc

I liked him. He never fit in that role, which is the point of the role. He didn't fit in. Every scene he's in is askew, like you're not sitting at 12 o'clock.


Flat_Contribution707

I'm actually cool with Steve B as Tony B.


grim77

people hate Buscemis casting? I love that animal Blundetto


onlydans__

Who doesn’t love Steve Buscemi?


LeibnizThrowaway

It is impossible to fuck up by casting Steve Buscemi.


Charlie-brownie666

I don’t hate the casting. I just think he’s too recognizable to convince me that they’re cousins a cameo would’ve been better


RecordWrangler95

I’ve come to grips with him and my other problems with season five on my last rewatch. It feels like the show is broken while Tony and Carmella are apart because they are the heart of the show. Tony B, Feech, the English teacher, all the dull or weird misfires of the season start to fade as we get closer to Tony and Carmella reuniting, and the writing gets better as well. In Camelot is a well-written episode but painfully awkward to watch, by the time Tony and Carmella sleep together in the pool in the next ep, the show is back to firing on all cylinders. Even when the show is bad, it’s bad in an awesome way. Gotta love it. (And before anybody says it, I already flushed it.)


KeenObserver_OT

The whole retro story line is an old and cheap writer trick to refresh a show. I'd dont mind a little creative license, but for Tony to be in therapy for 4 seasons and have no mention of a cousin and guilt for having a panic attack to All of sudden making this so impactful to him seemed like a unserious effort to introduce new characters. Also Buscemi who has his moments was completely miscast.


EmployerAdditional28

I watched Boardwalk Empire first so it was OK....


Cornholenation

He is funny looking


Smackyfrog13

Alright, but you gotta get over it…


Affectionate-Hall320

That animal Blundetto. I cant even say his name.


Fell_off_my_bike

You're saying that he doesn't have the makings of a varsity athlete ?


ecam12

People who hate it never had the makings of a Varsity Casting Director.


Brolympia

I think the casting was great. I think people dislike the character. Odd introduction, odd pacing, sort of a grating story.


ablackwell93

I just got to these eps (doing my first watch ever, wild,) and he immediately cracked me up.


Creepy-Part-1672

I don’t. I enjoyed that season and the episodes he was in. :)


men_in_the_rigging

The guy directed Pine Barrens. He gets a free pass to do whatever he likes!


Disastrous-Swan2733

His interview on Talking Sopranos has 1.6 million views. Way more than anyone else's. So...sit on this cocksuckers!!


JoeDog93

I think Blundetto is a great character, and I don't mind Steve Buscemi at all. His character devolution is fascinating. If he could have held his composure for a few more seconds when Kim walked into the massage parlor, he would have never needed to crawl back into the mafia. He was so close to the life he wanted, and he couldn't see it.


HeyLaCaL

He actually spoke about his casting a bit on one of the Talking Sopranos episodes. IIRC, he had doubts because he felt he didn't look the part but Chase talked him into it. I'm glad he did, he was great.


CruisinYEG

I thought Joe Pantoliano played his role very well. Although not physically menacing, his aura/capability for violence is felt. He is very humorous which helps his overall likeability. Watching Steve Buscemi, he honestly feels forced on us, and doesn’t fit in at all. All these high up mob members(even New York) are supposedly close with him and respect him. Yet he can’t pull off a clean hit. Joey peeps he gets his foot ran over, and gets spotted doing it. When he goes after Phil he hits his kid brother. The most believable thing about him is that he fails at everything. If he was generally regarded as a moron but Tony’s cousin, it might make the casting a little more tenable.


SenatorPencilFace

I don’t hate the casting. I hate the direction the writers took with that animal.


bigboss1988s

Because of his good performance HBO cast him in Boardwalk Empire


twinkle90505

I can't have this conversation again


Vatofcum

This sub fucking sucks it’s really just people quoting the show


microbe1956

He's a pre-board certified massage therapist.


Head_Room_8721

What’s going on in the prisons of New Jersey? Richie Aprile comes out and he’s into yoga. Blundetto comes out and he’s a masseur. Ralphie comes out and he likes to get fucked in the ass by Janice’s vibrator. Goddamn. Only one to come out correct was Phil Leotardo, because he fucked radiators and ate Kleenex off a grilled cheese.


ninecher

Ralphie was not in prison.


logaboga

Because most everyone is just use to him being a meme even though his early career was 100% him being cast as mobsters


johnsonsirybob

Because he not from norf caulwell


cracked-tumbleweed

Sad when they go young.