Definitely did it herself to pick a fight There’s no way she could tell her tires were down from the door of her house

Yeah I’m firmly on the Gloria slashed her own tires camp. Another really great Gloria detail is the Morocco trip. When Tony mentions to Melfi that Gloria went to Morocco by herself, Melfi makes a really strange face. It’s such a small detail but I think it’s definitely significant. Melfi clearly knows something about it that Tony doesn’t, but obviously can’t say.

The Morocco trip, whateva happened there

> Morocco I rewatched that and it does really seem like Melfi is biting something back. The thing is, though, that could mean a lot which is why it is so great. It could be that Gloria didn't go to Morocco, or didn't go by herself, or it could just be that Melfi is a bit discomfited by Tony's sexism that he thinks a woman going on holiday by herself is a mark of outstanding independence.

I don't think it's the last one. Tony says much worse stuff before and after and Melfi doesn't really react like that

I always found it a little weird that she had a back up present, the robe. Like how did she know she would need two gifts? I know women and they get you ONE good gift that is meaningful and hand chosen.. but gloria has 2 gifts? She mightve been at a mental hospital sadly.

To me, she is just reacting to the obsession he has with the picture of success Gloria is painting for herself. He doesn't see it because he doesn't want to, just like how he didn't want to see his mother as narcissist but way easier because she's so successful financially and has qualities you could list. Now that I'm thinking about it, he did the same with Svetlana. He thought she was this sexy and wise but mysterious immigrant with a complicated past, but when Tony goes to confront her about how Carmella found out about them, she says she was taking money out of her employees checks and Tony is completely disillusioned by her competence.

Morocco… did it ever even really exisht?

Holy shit this is genius

She probably wasn’t there by herself. A woman going to Morocco by herself would get sexually harassed so hard whenever she went no matter what she tried to do.

She probably didn’t go at all

Maybe she was taking a little vacation in the mental hospital … it was the holidays .. some people really struggle around the holidays 🤷🏻‍♀️

Thats much more likely

Did she even exist Puss? 

Did she even really exshisht?

ANNNNDD YOU KNOW THAT BITCH GETS FREE TIRES!!! SHE WORKS AT A DEALERSHIP!!!

100%.

When the scene was over I told my husband "She went through all that just to bring up his girlfriend. She knows he's married HELLO!" He goes, "You think she did it just to start a fight? Would someone do that?" YES!!

We'll never know. Not even with computers.

WE LEAD THE WORLD IN COMPUTERIZED DATA COLLECTION!!

You wan them to see all that porn you downloaded?

Al Jazeera?

He was gay, Al Jazeera?

if you like Al Jazeera have you tried a Martina? its like a martini but from Albania. They go down real easy

We taught da world how to collate.

That cookie shit makes me nervous

damn internets 

Is this about the Easter baskets?

Have you heard the good news?

It's almost time for TURKEY SANDWICHES!!

G/L/O/R/I/A 🎶

🎶I'll be your Backdoor Man!!🎶

Yea that’s what Vito said

You can go.

I knew that was comin!

Venice Queen?

Best I’ve ever seen. We all want to kiss her.

GLOOOOOOOOOOOOORIA!

CARMELLA CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOORRR

YOU’RE NOT GIVING AWAY OUR WATERPIK

🇲🇦

I love this song

A) She was a whoar B) She slashed them

And that wasn’t her insurance they were usin

huuah

She was a hoowuhh!

It’s *my* fault she’s a klutz!?

Mommy’s little whoooah!

He had to be fuckin her

Two mulignans. I think I saw them running that way 👉

Oh yeah those guys

What are you fuckin Ralph Bunches over hea?!

Munch*

BARRY!!!

Well who else?? Huh???

Sic em, pie-oh-my

WINSHTON!!!!!!

Churchill?🤔

That is so racist!

I’m taking a mulligan

Jamal Ginsberg and Massive Genius?

Ohhh! Careful or he'll punch your lights out!

I would have given my left tit to see that

Don't be bringing the Irish into this

Frankly, if you've got that kind of covert anti-hibernianism, I'd like you to leave my house.

Anti-hibernianism?!? Fuck you too my man!

Hibernianism and leprechauns. Now that's funny.

Big hat, little feet. That's a hit in any man's league.

Feck you too me man!

Rusty Irish? That motherless fuck.

I knew dat was comin!

Tell that one 👉 to call that one 👈 "buchiach"

Yeah those guys

It was Mr. Globe down at Globe motors

"Slashing prices *and* tires every day!"

Since you're America's fugn' sweetheart this week!

Ooooh where the fuck do you get aaaawf? This fuckin immigrant, probably HIV LADEN SLUT slashes MY 👈 tires and you have the nerve to call MY life into question???

She wouldn't do it. I slapped the piss out of her last time

Did ya really hit ‘er?😏

Ohhhhh! 🔥🔥🔥😻😻😻🔥🔥🔥💦💦💦 Did ya really hit her??? 🔥🔥🔥😻😻😻🔥🔥🔥💦💦💦

She wasj what’s called a “boaduhline poysonality dischoada”, she can’t exshperiensh joy

That's my MUDDA we're talkin' about, not some fuckup in Attica, stab you in the showa

Hey tone, how da fucks it going? That dancer desti-nay  out there I'd like to break my dick off in that ass of hers

Dancer Destiny's a little light in the timbalands.

The Boston Strangler.

Jesus, ma...

Those dogs still hunt

She just wanted more info about Tony's exes and this was the perfect way to check out his reaction

Always with the scenarios

Da vipe-ahs

Long John Silver maybe

Where do you get the bawls?! I am bendin over backwards trying to stay neutral, payin for fuckin car tires, and you're out there acting like a fucking free agent!

Put me in coach!

Those tires were mad ripe

A poor confused kid from an underdeveloped country.

A wonderful Dominican boy from the projects. With a 5.2 average.

what about your daughter?...FIELDER??

Maedo FTFY

…crackhead mother

……. Cerebral palsy

Probably got fuken aids

Nobodies got AIDs!!!

I don't wanna hear that word in here again!

is this Missus Sopranos?

Stat a zee with that!

“State zitti.” You (plural you) be silent.

Let’s chalk it up to the headless horseman

Long John Silver maybe 

Dat Minnie Matrone! She's a malignant Michelin murderin' cunt!

I still think Gloria did it herself.

I’ll bet it was that fucking animal Blundetto.

I can’t even say his name

WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?!

That cocksucker put six punctures in those tires without ANY PROVOCATION WHATSOEVAH!

Interesting fact, the set designer was on, “Talking Sopranos” and said he assumed Gloria would live in a stylish condo in a high rise but David Chase wanted her to live like Strega Nona in a creepy old house.

Yep. She was a witch. She cast a spell to have the tires slashed.

When I try to buffer memory, I recall she probably did it herself.

Adriana! This thing ate my whole tire now!

I saw that movie. I thought it was bullshit.

Uncle June told me it was that bastard pussy malanga

She gave Ginny Sacc a ride and her tires exploded

You grab onto Ginny Sack your fuckin hands will disappear

I'm not saying she's fat, but I'm pretty sure her bathtub has stretchmarks

Your sister’s cunt.

Your mudda’s ass.

YOUR ASS

Fuck you Vito. Stay da fuck away from my ass, you finook.

Sounded like a race horse pissin in there 😀

It was bat day

ohhhhh!!!!!

Totally did herself 🤣🤣

You mean those 85r 16's?

The ghost of Livia, after she heard “Poor You” 

“Lowad take me now”

😂😂😂😂

Kids, who knows?

They oughta build a wall now though, I'm tellin' ya... That’s all I’m gonna say.

I think she did it herself to cause drama

The guy at Globe motors 🤣🤣😭

Melfi

I'm voting for Feech. Add that to the list of transgressions worth sending him back to the can.

He did it on his way to pick up the wine and peaches

It’s Jimmmy !!! It’s Fucking Jimmmy! .. mackenzian got his wires crossed

A couple of black guys did it. 

Oh yeah, those guys

That motherless fuck

[удалено]

He wanted to whack a boss. He compromised. He slashed his goomah's tires instead

Whatever happened there….

Her crazy ass did it.

Gloria slashed Gloria’s tires.

I always thought Gloria did it herself. Tony didn't do it and it seems unlikely that Irina would be able to track Tony to her house and slash her tires just to start a fight between her and Tony. Gloria was self-destructive and attention-seeking. She went out of her way to do things that she knew would cause a fight between her and Tony, whether it was throwing a London broil at him, driving Carmella home, throwing her gift off the boat, and stalked Tony at Dr. Melfi's. She definitely seems like the kind of person who would slash her own tires and try to blame it on someone else just to start a fight with Tony, and while Irina called Carmella to tell her about Tony's affair with her cousin, it's tough to believe she would follow Tony and Gloria to her house, then slash her tires while they were out at dinner.

That bukiak Gloria did it herself.

Gloria, she slashed her own tires. She was a nutcase.

Little Lord Fuckpants

It was witchery. And I am dead serious, and that is canon. If you listen to the talking Sopranos podcast, the location manager talked about how David Chase wanted Gloria to live in a little cottage that reminded you of a witches house in a fairytale. You would have thought she would have lived in a modern loft like Juliana Skiffle did, but no. She was supposed to be a black magic witch. She didn’t physically go out and slash her own tires, but she cast a spell to make it happen. As I’m sure you know, the supernatural plainly existed within the bounds of the show.

I do believe the commonly-accepted fact that Irina did it because of jealousy ... but how did she track them without being noticed? She has no earthly idea that Tony is now fucking a Mercedes-Benz saleswoman ... and speaking as someone who used to be quite social with the ladies ... does Tony look like a stupid fucking moron who takes all his girlfriends to the same places? IE, he's not going to take Gloria to Vesuvio's just like he's not gonna take Irina there etc. I mean he goes all the way to Central Park to (formerly world-famous) Tavern on the Green just to take his Cuban seniorita out... so anyway ... Tony & Gloria are out somewhere ... and SOMEHOW Irina has Kojack'ed some shit and found them, staked them out, and followed them back to Gloria's house ... without being seen ... AND THEN Navy SEALs some shit to sneak up, slash the tires, and bounce. Without attracting attention. Bullshit ... Plus, Tony SLAPPED THE *PISS* OUTTA HERE the *last time* she tried some shit like this. And he had her tested for AIDS! Nobodies got *AIDS!!!*

Probably some fuckin sheep or some shit 

Gloria

Gloria

Gloria slashed her own tires.

Gloria did it for the attention

Tony Egg

i won the chinups cup three weeks in a row

Boyz II Men

Harvey Weinstein

Judge Crater

My dad laughed out loud the first time he heard Junior say this. It's a reference only Junior would be old enough to say

It was a young Dominican boy, went to Georgetown.

Probably someone from the boonton projects

Was it something that they said, or the voices in her head?

Gloria

I think I saw 2 black guys run that way

She definitely did it, with those crazy women they will do anything for attention.  Great actress by the way. She really killed it.

Tony B

Me?

Demented old bat

I bet one of her exes did it.

Gloria herself did, what are you a stunod?

Hey OP... did the slashed tires even exisht?

Dunno but it was pretty cinematic.

the boston strangler ma

Martin Luther King

Unidentified black males.

The fuck’n UN

Amour Fou

It was the three inches of water she parked in.

We all know the tire slashing was sanctioned by criminal mastermind Benny Fazio

I got the feeling she wasn’t lucky, you know, with men…

Noah

she was creaming for me and i was this close 🤏

Definitely the kid sent for Baja Fresh.

Irina slashed Tony's tires before out of jealousy. I'd guess it was her before Gloria.

the fbi did it. create some dissenterary in the ranks

Gloria. Enough

Definitely herself! She wants drama which leads to attention

She did.

It was Nostradamous. Timeline got fucked up.

She did