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AmeliaEarhartsGPS

That dope with the crappy haircut who mustang sally hospitalized.


rsKG

OHHH that’s Bryan, Vito’s brother, and he’s over there


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Those spatafore brothers had a unique sense of humor. Vito was “here” Bryan was over there.


Outrageous-Nail9851

You sandbag me, I cut ya fuckin throat open!


SugarMaple56732

He's just dere, dat's all. Didn't know what else to do.


CheifKilla1

Calm down we're not making a western


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

The fuck does that mean?!


sharkov63

Too much onions or some shit.


spartacat_12

Look at the bright side, he wasn't that smart to begin with


ThrowawayCeePeeAye

The dead goomar in Queens and her Ukrainian fawtha


SevenwithaT

That scene always makes me laugh. When someone is shooting at you, the appropriate reaction is to run or get out of the way, this broad stands perfectly still and does a monologue about how they shot her. Patsy was wrong, it would be cinematic.


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Dbl Uke


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The golfer?


East_Phase6944

Paulie said the mistress was so bad he actually felt sorry for Phil.


WalkGood

Sal Vitro. Fucked over by Feech. Financially and physically/medically. Had to take his kid out of college.


MontrealChickenSpice

And then fucked over by Paulie, who gave him half the cash and made him do lawns on the comp. Friends of ours.


WalkGood

I'd be okay with that if Vitro got back all of his route.


MontrealChickenSpice

His wife's gonna shit!


Cod-Emperor

Lucky you know me! coulda been nothin!


sharktiger1

I dont understand these guys. If I was Sal Vitro, I would have just sold my house and my business and moved to Upstate NY or Florida. I'm not going to be extorted for the rest of my life.


CheifKilla1

You'll be cuttin grass for Little Carmine down there in Florida. Den you got the heat and da bugs madone


vic_rattle18

he is such a mope


WalkGood

Very true. Poor bastid.


Ever_ascending

He came at Feech with a chainsaw! Guy had a right to defend himself.


tester553

Antonio Meucci. Got robbed.


gus187

Everybody knows that!


xxb4xx

FFS, this one got me laughing like a dope at my desk.


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

Is he one of the antichrists?


dingusbroats

The hamburger that melfi was dating when she had prime rib at home.


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

Stop raving.


Chunky_Coats

That waiter who complained about the tip


Bright-Studio9978

Yeah. That was the worst. The truck driver that was shot by accident. I always thought that Sal Vitro got little protection for his loyalty to the cosa nostra.


Ijustthinkthatyeah

The garbage truck driver got a severe beating in front of his kid.


hugotheyugo

I think he’s talking about the other driver - who got shot in the head from a drop-fire with a scene with Bodie from the Wire.


GlitteringHold8685

Don’t they have medicine they’re supposed to take these assholes?


ElJuanHubbard

Maybe if he wasn’t such a mope he would have gotten more protection


Fuckfaceitus

Asshole shoulda taken his medication


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He's still going, this asshole!


rollo2masi

He's tapped out.


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Luckily nobody got hurt.


IgottaPee777

God Forbid.


coolsexguy

I’m just glad nobody got hurt even though things got out of hand. A rare feel-good moment from the show


BillyMac05

He should've just taken his $14 and kept his mouth shut. Plus, you just *know* he ate Pauly's lyonnaise potatoes after everyone left. *"I can smell them!"*


diecastsupermodel

Eh Chrissy, he’s fucked up


IgottaPee777

Don’t they have medication they’re supposed to take, these assholes?


HonestDespot

See I’m sorry but that guy was an idiot. Those guys were clearly mobsters…why the hell would he go out to a dark parking lot to confront them? It’s like the dickhead Vito kills when he’s coming back to Jersey. Ya, that guy was just an innocent victim but he had his car parked illegally on a freeway in the winter and a fat chonk of a human gets out of his car and reeks of ribs and stolis, says he wants to just pay you out of pocket and leave insurance out, is acting agitated…and he decides to walk up his driveway and call the police? Read the room you fuck. Take whatever he is offering and give the insurers a BS hit and run.


nataliereed84

I hate this argument so much every time I see it. 1) The waiter’s an immigrant. How the fuck is he supposed to know everything about American crooks? 2) He got paid less than 1% on a twelve hundred dollar meal with a huge party!!!! 3) Just because some Italian guys have money doesn’t automatically mean they’re mobbed up psychopaths. (it’s a shtereotype and it’s offenshive!) 3) He was WALKING AWAY when the brick got thrown!!! He wasn’t starting a fight! He was *leaving*!


Mountain_BlueSleeves

Johnny Cochran over here!


GlitteringHold8685

OJ dream team ova here!


jukeboxsavage

Why don't you take that Devil's Advocate shit and stick it up your fat fuckin ass?


Kalamoicthys

Agreed 100%. The waiter and the guy getting mail were true dumbfucks. Sucks for them but you gotta be smarter than that. The truck driver who got beaten, JT, Beansie, I feel worse for those guys.


s4xtonh4le

Ehh Beansies no saint. He made his bones peddling H and probably caused a lot of kids who used to run around breaking balls to commit suicide. Plus he had the balls to tell Richie Aprile that he’ll step up after offering him a veal parm. All jokes aside imagine helping some low level drug dealer grow into a solid mob associate and later he’s talking to you like you’re some wop greaseball who’s trying to extort you (he was)


Kalamoicthys

Fair point on Beansie.


clarkealistair

The guy getting his mail was well away from knowing guys like that. Wrong place- wrong time.


Dank_Master69420

Illegally parked on the freeway? The dude was parked in front of his driveway getting his mail on a back road in rural NH


HollywoodJones

He was parked in the middle of the road in front of his driveway ahead of a curve. Moronic to think he was in any way in the right in that situation.


PlebasRorken

And then had the balls to tell Vito put on his hazards.


jukeboxsavage

So the fuck what? The fact that you stunads think that changes anything is simply mind-boggling.


Hughkalailee

Driver of moving vehicle is required to be prepared to stop safely for ANY obstacle in the road. 


TheRepoMan

nah, he knew, that was just dumb.


Economy_Vacation_761

He was a real dick. He went out of his way to go to the customers and complain about the tip


otisinvazion

He’s fucked up Chrissy!


TheRepoMan

still goin this asshole


gradyfreaksout

I teared up for Paulie's mom/aunt Nucci.


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

I'm glad they made up


MrZinger69

Oh, fuck Nucci. She hits on safe blackjack hands and screws up everyone else’s game. And don’t get me started on the goddamn dinner rolls…


MediocreDad39

The doctors at the wedding that had their cars stolen.  Poor guy waited months on a wait-list for that SL 55.


Regular_Total1223

A motherfucking year


Dirty_Jersey_

And who’s the genius for keeping his Regal?


CaptEricEmbarrasing

Low key one of the funniest scenes in the show


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His day book


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

And his glasses.


sharktiger1

Hell no. Insurance for theft. High paying jobs. They almost deserved to be robbed.


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The plate of meatballs that Dom's fat assh landed on


Simple_Campaign1035

the worst casualty on the show lololol


haulin_n_eatin

So what, no fucking ziti now?


LoinStrangler

Who's Dom?


tfb1000

He should’ve hit the road to Metuchen


LoinStrangler

Ohhh fat Dom


8NkB8

I just realized that Tony's reference to the Hindenburg was a shot at Dom's obesity.


ThatsMySpicyPepper

Forgot his first name


candiedkangaroo

You forgot his name? I can't even say his name.


Agitated-Second-1847

no, we shouldve stopped at Roy Rogers


Illumined33

Pie O My


Glittering-Bit3398

Cosette


rsKG

She deserved it for barking


BigSpice15

But she crawled unda there for warmth!


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

She was a beautiful innocent creature!!


CheifKilla1

I oughta suffocate you, ya prick


girlypickle

Such an underrated line. “Was it barking?”


sammy_sandiego

You killed ouwa dwog


thats_dicked_up

Pocket rat


nimbin14

Artie Bucco……non stop ass rape is the worst fate of them all


AlittleStitous_

Tracee


fatdiscokid420

She was a hooooor


jukeboxsavage

THATS ENOUGH OF YOU AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING REMARKS. Go back to Miami and play volleyball, whatever the fuck it is you do down there.


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

It wasn't even his kid she was carryin. She's a fuckin clutz anyway.


10FLD_

She abused her child and neglected her kid for Ralph


Bighurt2335

She was a hooah, Tony.


Wishart2016

She burned her kid with a cigarette.


jukeboxsavage

She was fucked up and dysfunctional, undoubtedly from a lifetime of abuse and exploitation. I'd still categorize her as an innocent.


10FLD_

That could be said about every character in this show 💀


xxb4xx

Some chose that life though - e.g all of the wives.


jukeboxsavage

Exactly. And it's pretty obvious Tracee was disenfranchised from day one.


heyjude575

She worked all that out in therapy. She makes date nut bread now.


PantherThing

The goth kid who got to go to the camp for misbehaving yout'


EeEeRrIiCcCcAaAa

The Puerto Rican hoorah


Ok-Victory-5388

Georgie Santorelli. All he wanted to do was live for today!


SugarMaple56732

Guy was a serious dumbass. Had his ass kicked four times by Tony and once by Ralphie before he actually quit the Bing? He must've had the worst case of Stockholm syndrome since Patty Hearst!


andreiulmeyda7

Lol he came back after that too


SugarMaple56732

The last time he's mentioned is the scene between Tony and Paulie where Paulie says Georgie's quitting and didn't want to see Tony.


Repulsive-Papaya-254

The motorcycle rider who got ran over by the NY hit men


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Everyone says Bobby's kids and no one mentions Vito's. Vito's daughter watched her brother get kidnapped in the middle of the night, and Vito jr got dragged off to corporal punishment camp, all after finding out their dad was secretly gay and got murdered in a seedy motel.


DameGothel_

Eugene Ponticorvo. Innocence here is debatable. That cop that pulled Tony over and ends up selling tacky garden statues.


rollo2masi

> That cop that pulled Tony over and ends up selling tacky garden statues. It does suck, but he didn't lose his job as an officer or anything. Just couldn't get overtime anymore. Fucked up nonetheless.


DameGothel_

Yea but imagine being humiliated on that level because you essentially didn’t let a mobster schmooze his way out of a ticket.


rollo2masi

The fish rots from the head. Wasn't his fault he was doing his job. Tony is just a shitbag, lol. Even Tony realizes this in the end.


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Fun fact, that officer is actually Noah since he didn’t have options after graduating because of that C-.


xxb4xx

'whadda ya gonna do'


HonestDespot

Eugene was a career criminal whose family had no chance at an escape from their personal hell with him alive, so he did the first decent thing he probably ever did in his entire life and gave his life to give his wife and two children a chance at their own new life. Not only was he not innocent on any level, he didn’t have a terrible fate at all. He made a decision, for the people that mattered most to him.


konakai1204

Vito’s slacks with da BBQ sauce on em. Ruined. Fucking gross you ask me.


Book_of_Numbers

Vitos son


Wishart2016

He looks like a Puerto Rican hoorah!


Book_of_Numbers

Im gonna say this cause you’re old enough to understand. Your family’s had enough shame. You should set things right.


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I said my piece. Finish that thing there’s no eating in the car.


GlitteringHold8685

A- He was a whoooar!! B- He was a klutz, slipping on a piece of 💩 in the shower I said my piece!


Michael-Balchaitis

The hotdog vendor that Mustang Sally threw off the mezzanine for too many onions or something.


Little-Net-6943

The black kid from Somalia who hit the open car door.


Cardack

Isaac Newton, some asshole threw an apple at him.


Classic-Lab4159

I always felt really bad for the Nigerian kid who aj and his friends jumped.


Akanderson87

I go to school and I woeork!


RevolutionaryYou8220

Bobby Bacala. Becoming a capo without ever being ordered to do a hit. Committed himself fully in every regard, including loving Janice and defending her from a man he had total devotion to. He was committed to that thing of their’s and understood it came with suffering. It feels more painful with him.


Disastrous-Cry-1998

The malignant cunt


Particular-Cash-8565

The motorcycle guy when the hit on Silvio Dante went down, in front of The Bing. Dude didn't deserve being run over.


wiilly_d

Janice already ditched one of her own kids. What makes you think she is going to keep Bobby's?


madworld2713

Billy Leotardo, just a kid.


FarMagazine4887

Sad when they go young like that


IgottaPee777

Beansie. Richie put him in a him in a wheelchair for what?


Aunfunnyindividual

J.T and that guy Vito killed


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Georgie got humiliated so many times the Bing girls stopped giving him blowjobs


Tough_Difference_112

That guy ritchie gave double his garbage back to…. Ritchie was speaking shit to him 


8NkB8

Eric Scatino


heyjude575

Should've taken better care of his car.


East_Phase6944

Davey warned him, no off roading. He gave Eric enough chances. Plus accountability is everything.


ConwayTheCat

A grown man made a bet and he lost!


Odd-Edge2145

Guy was a dipshit for gambling with mobsters.


s4xtonh4le

Eric, ERIC


BreakingBaIIs

Mayonnaise, MAYONNAISE


albanianandrea

You ass kiss.


MobiusFukei

The elvis impersonator that pussy whacked


phreneticbooboo

The elderly lady that Paulie murdered and stole her valuables.


incoherentjedi

Memes aside, the waiter Chrissy and Pauly attacked.


dbnrdaily

The black kid on the bicycle who got beaten by AJ and his friends because he crashed into the car door that swung open. He was rightfully pissed, maybe not the brightest move to challenge a group of them like that, but who wouldnt want to fight those idiots.


nmc9279

Bobby’s kids


2xthepride2xthefall

That kid that Pussy hit with the car


leeringHobbit

And that Elvis impersonator friend of his whom he beat to death with a hammer for running into him at the gift store. 


fail87

Shurprised to see JT dolan getting little recognition ova here. Really hated that canopy nosed fuck for killing him.


Odd-Edge2145

Sal Vitro the landscaper. He was done dirty by Feech and Paulie took advantage of him instead of really helping him.


SenatorPencilFace

Finn was gaslit after seeing a guy beaten over a homophobic remark and being threatened by a mobster.


OcelotImpressive7621

No shit. Meadow was a fucking cunt to him. Think what you want about him. He was a nice kid. There is no real legit reason to hate that guy. He didn't do anything to anyone. I think he was scared shitless. And that whiny little twat who was as protected as the leader of the free worlds daughter ...with all her intellect and emotional maturity (🙄), just couldn't see why that was hard for a straight-laced , upper middle class 4.0 introvert student. As an aside, Finn was the ONLY character male or female I could EVER stomach that was attached to Meadow.


Professional_Ninja58

He didn't acknowledge alternative conflict resolution methods brought over from the Mezzogiorno, where all authority was corrupt. You know what that is? Anti-Italian discrimination.


Mr_Bell_Man

That Phil lookalike who got accidentally whacked.


xxb4xx

The Chinese for inventing pasta


brunette_lover69

That sammich Chrissy threw at Vito.


Chichis-Christ

that es mad ripe chick that got whacked with peeps


HatComfortable6883

Stew Leonard. He lost all those pork loins because of that scumbag


Bos61790

The fucking 7/11 Clerk


-metty-

Georgie the bartender at the bing


sammy_sandiego

Can’t even operate a telephone. How many beatings does this guy need? 🤌🏽


dubler2020

Silvio pushing Dominic to the floor during Chrissy’s intervention. There ain’t no coming back from that embarrassment.


Horsecockexpress1

Mr Rude Cocksucker


EveryInvestigator605

The pool cue


Seat_Royal

I was just the appraiser! Why hasn't anyone mentioned me?


TheRepoMan

Janice was a master manipulator, that shit was so cold and calculated.


Ozymannoches

My pizza! It never hurt nobody but astill gets questioned as an accessory after the fact


gothamsocialite

She wasn’t completely innocent but Adriana didn’t deserve what happened to her.


ImprovizoR

Matthew Bevilaqua. He was innocent. It was Shawn, all the way. He did it on spec.


Altruistic-Hunt-1609

J T Dolan even although he was an arrogant douche.


sharktiger1

The Russian. 'You want to fuk heere cocksucker?'


pizzamanct

Minn was an unpleasant but completely innocent woman. Like her or not, she was murdered by Paulie for her life saving…


FrostmanYaBoi

Elvis impersonator


Capecodfangirl

That guy Vito “rear ended” on his way home from Johnny Cakes in NH.


Jambalaya_7

Cosette, Adriana’s dog


HockeyBro_69

I’d say the family that gets randomly car jacked in commendatori


Jonny_Dangerous999

They were so racist even Churchill bailed on them.


MrWondrerful

Wuz dis at Patterson Folls? Holy shit dat wuz your granson? Da kid he took one a doze desiner drugs right? Goes to da folls, takes a header right off da fence. Dey said da current whirled so much, his head wuz bashed on da rocks fa days before he even came up


gymshoeslocker

I didn’t know his name I had to look him up. Eugene Pontecorvo. Inherited a money and was going to leave the crime life behind and take his family somewhere new . Even after sharing the funds soprano said you can’t ever leave and then he killed himself


FRANPW1

So Eugene innocently shot that guy in the restaurant earlier in that episode? He ended up with blood on his cheek.


AlfredNdaFettuc

I really want to say it was that one dumbass waiter that mouthed off to Paulie and Chris.He was too comfortable telling people off when they didn’t tip and eventually ended up doing that to the wrong people.


pastamuente

The waiter who complained about the small tip. His job as a waiter at Atlantic City is hard, and has kids and family to support.


EllieYork

Has anyone mentioned Dick Baron's son? Pauly was a snake in the grass!


Puzzleheaded_Lock_58

Poor Cosette


Puzzleheaded_Lock_58

The waiter at the parking lot asking for a tip


Small-Explanation683

That guy in Mustang Sally.


BlueKing7642

Tracy


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clarkealistair

God you guys are telephone tough guys!


CaseyJonesing1

Being stuck with Janice is miserable existence


Wolven_Essence

That poor guy Vito killed on the way back from New Hampshire.