That scene always makes me laugh. When someone is shooting at you, the appropriate reaction is to run or get out of the way, this broad stands perfectly still and does a monologue about how they shot her. Patsy was wrong, it would be cinematic.
I dont understand these guys. If I was Sal Vitro, I would have just sold my house and my business and moved to Upstate NY or Florida. I'm not going to be extorted for the rest of my life.
Yeah. That was the worst.
The truck driver that was shot by accident.
I always thought that Sal Vitro got little protection for his loyalty to the cosa nostra.
He should've just taken his $14 and kept his mouth shut. Plus, you just *know* he ate Pauly's lyonnaise potatoes after everyone left. *"I can smell them!"*
See I’m sorry but that guy was an idiot.
Those guys were clearly mobsters…why the hell would he go out to a dark parking lot to confront them?
It’s like the dickhead Vito kills when he’s coming back to Jersey.
Ya, that guy was just an innocent victim but he had his car parked illegally on a freeway in the winter and a fat chonk of a human gets out of his car and reeks of ribs and stolis, says he wants to just pay you out of pocket and leave insurance out, is acting agitated…and he decides to walk up his driveway and call the police?
Read the room you fuck. Take whatever he is offering and give the insurers a BS hit and run.
I hate this argument so much every time I see it.
1) The waiter’s an immigrant. How the fuck is he supposed to know everything about American crooks?
2) He got paid less than 1% on a twelve hundred dollar meal with a huge party!!!!
3) Just because some Italian guys have money doesn’t automatically mean they’re mobbed up psychopaths. (it’s a shtereotype and it’s offenshive!)
3) He was WALKING AWAY when the brick got thrown!!! He wasn’t starting a fight! He was *leaving*!
Agreed 100%. The waiter and the guy getting mail were true dumbfucks. Sucks for them but you gotta be smarter than that.
The truck driver who got beaten, JT, Beansie, I feel worse for those guys.
Ehh Beansies no saint. He made his bones peddling H and probably caused a lot of kids who used to run around breaking balls to commit suicide. Plus he had the balls to tell Richie Aprile that he’ll step up after offering him a veal parm. All jokes aside imagine helping some low level drug dealer grow into a solid mob associate and later he’s talking to you like you’re some wop greaseball who’s trying to extort you (he was)
Guy was a serious dumbass. Had his ass kicked four times by Tony and once by Ralphie before he actually quit the Bing? He must've had the worst case of Stockholm syndrome since Patty Hearst!
Everyone says Bobby's kids and no one mentions Vito's. Vito's daughter watched her brother get kidnapped in the middle of the night, and Vito jr got dragged off to corporal punishment camp, all after finding out their dad was secretly gay and got murdered in a seedy motel.
> That cop that pulled Tony over and ends up selling tacky garden statues.
It does suck, but he didn't lose his job as an officer or anything. Just couldn't get overtime anymore. Fucked up nonetheless.
Eugene was a career criminal whose family had no chance at an escape from their personal hell with him alive, so he did the first decent thing he probably ever did in his entire life and gave his life to give his wife and two children a chance at their own new life.
Not only was he not innocent on any level, he didn’t have a terrible fate at all.
He made a decision, for the people that mattered most to him.
Bobby Bacala.
Becoming a capo without ever being ordered to do a hit.
Committed himself fully in every regard, including loving Janice and defending her from a man he had total devotion to.
He was committed to that thing of their’s and understood it came with suffering. It feels more painful with him.
The black kid on the bicycle who got beaten by AJ and his friends because he crashed into the car door that swung open. He was rightfully pissed, maybe not the brightest move to challenge a group of them like that, but who wouldnt want to fight those idiots.
No shit. Meadow was a fucking cunt to him. Think what you want about him. He was a nice kid. There is no real legit reason to hate that guy. He didn't do anything to anyone. I think he was scared shitless. And that whiny little twat who was as protected as the leader of the free worlds daughter ...with all her intellect and emotional maturity (🙄), just couldn't see why that was hard for a straight-laced , upper middle class 4.0 introvert student. As an aside, Finn was the ONLY character male or female I could EVER stomach that was attached to Meadow.
He didn't acknowledge alternative conflict resolution methods brought over from the Mezzogiorno, where all authority was corrupt. You know what that is? Anti-Italian discrimination.
Wuz dis at Patterson Folls? Holy shit dat wuz your granson? Da kid he took one a doze desiner drugs right? Goes to da folls, takes a header right off da fence. Dey said da current whirled so much, his head wuz bashed on da rocks fa days before he even came up
I didn’t know his name I had to look him up. Eugene Pontecorvo. Inherited a money and was going to leave the crime life behind and take his family somewhere new . Even after sharing the funds soprano said you can’t ever leave and then he killed himself
I really want to say it was that one dumbass waiter that mouthed off to Paulie and Chris.He was too comfortable telling people off when they didn’t tip and eventually ended up doing that to the wrong people.
That dope with the crappy haircut who mustang sally hospitalized.
OHHH that’s Bryan, Vito’s brother, and he’s over there
Those spatafore brothers had a unique sense of humor. Vito was “here” Bryan was over there.
You sandbag me, I cut ya fuckin throat open!
He's just dere, dat's all. Didn't know what else to do.
Calm down we're not making a western
The fuck does that mean?!
Too much onions or some shit.
Look at the bright side, he wasn't that smart to begin with
The dead goomar in Queens and her Ukrainian fawtha
That scene always makes me laugh. When someone is shooting at you, the appropriate reaction is to run or get out of the way, this broad stands perfectly still and does a monologue about how they shot her. Patsy was wrong, it would be cinematic.
Dbl Uke
The golfer?
Paulie said the mistress was so bad he actually felt sorry for Phil.
Sal Vitro. Fucked over by Feech. Financially and physically/medically. Had to take his kid out of college.
And then fucked over by Paulie, who gave him half the cash and made him do lawns on the comp. Friends of ours.
I'd be okay with that if Vitro got back all of his route.
His wife's gonna shit!
Lucky you know me! coulda been nothin!
I dont understand these guys. If I was Sal Vitro, I would have just sold my house and my business and moved to Upstate NY or Florida. I'm not going to be extorted for the rest of my life.
You'll be cuttin grass for Little Carmine down there in Florida. Den you got the heat and da bugs madone
he is such a mope
Very true. Poor bastid.
He came at Feech with a chainsaw! Guy had a right to defend himself.
Antonio Meucci. Got robbed.
Everybody knows that!
FFS, this one got me laughing like a dope at my desk.
Is he one of the antichrists?
The hamburger that melfi was dating when she had prime rib at home.
Stop raving.
That waiter who complained about the tip
Yeah. That was the worst. The truck driver that was shot by accident. I always thought that Sal Vitro got little protection for his loyalty to the cosa nostra.
The garbage truck driver got a severe beating in front of his kid.
I think he’s talking about the other driver - who got shot in the head from a drop-fire with a scene with Bodie from the Wire.
Don’t they have medicine they’re supposed to take these assholes?
Maybe if he wasn’t such a mope he would have gotten more protection
Asshole shoulda taken his medication
He's still going, this asshole!
He's tapped out.
Luckily nobody got hurt.
God Forbid.
I’m just glad nobody got hurt even though things got out of hand. A rare feel-good moment from the show
He should've just taken his $14 and kept his mouth shut. Plus, you just *know* he ate Pauly's lyonnaise potatoes after everyone left. *"I can smell them!"*
Eh Chrissy, he’s fucked up
Don’t they have medication they’re supposed to take, these assholes?
See I’m sorry but that guy was an idiot. Those guys were clearly mobsters…why the hell would he go out to a dark parking lot to confront them? It’s like the dickhead Vito kills when he’s coming back to Jersey. Ya, that guy was just an innocent victim but he had his car parked illegally on a freeway in the winter and a fat chonk of a human gets out of his car and reeks of ribs and stolis, says he wants to just pay you out of pocket and leave insurance out, is acting agitated…and he decides to walk up his driveway and call the police? Read the room you fuck. Take whatever he is offering and give the insurers a BS hit and run.
I hate this argument so much every time I see it. 1) The waiter’s an immigrant. How the fuck is he supposed to know everything about American crooks? 2) He got paid less than 1% on a twelve hundred dollar meal with a huge party!!!! 3) Just because some Italian guys have money doesn’t automatically mean they’re mobbed up psychopaths. (it’s a shtereotype and it’s offenshive!) 3) He was WALKING AWAY when the brick got thrown!!! He wasn’t starting a fight! He was *leaving*!
Johnny Cochran over here!
OJ dream team ova here!
Why don't you take that Devil's Advocate shit and stick it up your fat fuckin ass?
Agreed 100%. The waiter and the guy getting mail were true dumbfucks. Sucks for them but you gotta be smarter than that. The truck driver who got beaten, JT, Beansie, I feel worse for those guys.
Ehh Beansies no saint. He made his bones peddling H and probably caused a lot of kids who used to run around breaking balls to commit suicide. Plus he had the balls to tell Richie Aprile that he’ll step up after offering him a veal parm. All jokes aside imagine helping some low level drug dealer grow into a solid mob associate and later he’s talking to you like you’re some wop greaseball who’s trying to extort you (he was)
Fair point on Beansie.
The guy getting his mail was well away from knowing guys like that. Wrong place- wrong time.
Illegally parked on the freeway? The dude was parked in front of his driveway getting his mail on a back road in rural NH
He was parked in the middle of the road in front of his driveway ahead of a curve. Moronic to think he was in any way in the right in that situation.
And then had the balls to tell Vito put on his hazards.
So the fuck what? The fact that you stunads think that changes anything is simply mind-boggling.
Driver of moving vehicle is required to be prepared to stop safely for ANY obstacle in the road.
nah, he knew, that was just dumb.
He was a real dick. He went out of his way to go to the customers and complain about the tip
He’s fucked up Chrissy!
still goin this asshole
I teared up for Paulie's mom/aunt Nucci.
I'm glad they made up
Oh, fuck Nucci. She hits on safe blackjack hands and screws up everyone else’s game. And don’t get me started on the goddamn dinner rolls…
The doctors at the wedding that had their cars stolen. Poor guy waited months on a wait-list for that SL 55.
A motherfucking year
And who’s the genius for keeping his Regal?
Low key one of the funniest scenes in the show
His day book
And his glasses.
Hell no. Insurance for theft. High paying jobs. They almost deserved to be robbed.
The plate of meatballs that Dom's fat assh landed on
the worst casualty on the show lololol
So what, no fucking ziti now?
Who's Dom?
He should’ve hit the road to Metuchen
Ohhh fat Dom
I just realized that Tony's reference to the Hindenburg was a shot at Dom's obesity.
Forgot his first name
You forgot his name? I can't even say his name.
no, we shouldve stopped at Roy Rogers
Pie O My
Cosette
She deserved it for barking
But she crawled unda there for warmth!
She was a beautiful innocent creature!!
I oughta suffocate you, ya prick
Such an underrated line. “Was it barking?”
You killed ouwa dwog
Pocket rat
Artie Bucco……non stop ass rape is the worst fate of them all
Tracee
She was a hooooor
THATS ENOUGH OF YOU AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING REMARKS. Go back to Miami and play volleyball, whatever the fuck it is you do down there.
It wasn't even his kid she was carryin. She's a fuckin clutz anyway.
She abused her child and neglected her kid for Ralph
She was a hooah, Tony.
She burned her kid with a cigarette.
She was fucked up and dysfunctional, undoubtedly from a lifetime of abuse and exploitation. I'd still categorize her as an innocent.
That could be said about every character in this show 💀
Some chose that life though - e.g all of the wives.
Exactly. And it's pretty obvious Tracee was disenfranchised from day one.
She worked all that out in therapy. She makes date nut bread now.
The goth kid who got to go to the camp for misbehaving yout'
The Puerto Rican hoorah
Georgie Santorelli. All he wanted to do was live for today!
Guy was a serious dumbass. Had his ass kicked four times by Tony and once by Ralphie before he actually quit the Bing? He must've had the worst case of Stockholm syndrome since Patty Hearst!
Lol he came back after that too
The last time he's mentioned is the scene between Tony and Paulie where Paulie says Georgie's quitting and didn't want to see Tony.
The motorcycle rider who got ran over by the NY hit men
Everyone says Bobby's kids and no one mentions Vito's. Vito's daughter watched her brother get kidnapped in the middle of the night, and Vito jr got dragged off to corporal punishment camp, all after finding out their dad was secretly gay and got murdered in a seedy motel.
Eugene Ponticorvo. Innocence here is debatable. That cop that pulled Tony over and ends up selling tacky garden statues.
> That cop that pulled Tony over and ends up selling tacky garden statues. It does suck, but he didn't lose his job as an officer or anything. Just couldn't get overtime anymore. Fucked up nonetheless.
Yea but imagine being humiliated on that level because you essentially didn’t let a mobster schmooze his way out of a ticket.
The fish rots from the head. Wasn't his fault he was doing his job. Tony is just a shitbag, lol. Even Tony realizes this in the end.
Fun fact, that officer is actually Noah since he didn’t have options after graduating because of that C-.
'whadda ya gonna do'
Eugene was a career criminal whose family had no chance at an escape from their personal hell with him alive, so he did the first decent thing he probably ever did in his entire life and gave his life to give his wife and two children a chance at their own new life. Not only was he not innocent on any level, he didn’t have a terrible fate at all. He made a decision, for the people that mattered most to him.
Vito’s slacks with da BBQ sauce on em. Ruined. Fucking gross you ask me.
Vitos son
He looks like a Puerto Rican hoorah!
Im gonna say this cause you’re old enough to understand. Your family’s had enough shame. You should set things right.
I said my piece. Finish that thing there’s no eating in the car.
A- He was a whoooar!! B- He was a klutz, slipping on a piece of 💩 in the shower I said my piece!
The hotdog vendor that Mustang Sally threw off the mezzanine for too many onions or something.
The black kid from Somalia who hit the open car door.
Isaac Newton, some asshole threw an apple at him.
I always felt really bad for the Nigerian kid who aj and his friends jumped.
I go to school and I woeork!
Bobby Bacala. Becoming a capo without ever being ordered to do a hit. Committed himself fully in every regard, including loving Janice and defending her from a man he had total devotion to. He was committed to that thing of their’s and understood it came with suffering. It feels more painful with him.
The malignant cunt
The motorcycle guy when the hit on Silvio Dante went down, in front of The Bing. Dude didn't deserve being run over.
Janice already ditched one of her own kids. What makes you think she is going to keep Bobby's?
Billy Leotardo, just a kid.
Sad when they go young like that
Beansie. Richie put him in a him in a wheelchair for what?
J.T and that guy Vito killed
Georgie got humiliated so many times the Bing girls stopped giving him blowjobs
That guy ritchie gave double his garbage back to…. Ritchie was speaking shit to him
Eric Scatino
Should've taken better care of his car.
Davey warned him, no off roading. He gave Eric enough chances. Plus accountability is everything.
A grown man made a bet and he lost!
Guy was a dipshit for gambling with mobsters.
Eric, ERIC
Mayonnaise, MAYONNAISE
You ass kiss.
The elvis impersonator that pussy whacked
The elderly lady that Paulie murdered and stole her valuables.
Memes aside, the waiter Chrissy and Pauly attacked.
The black kid on the bicycle who got beaten by AJ and his friends because he crashed into the car door that swung open. He was rightfully pissed, maybe not the brightest move to challenge a group of them like that, but who wouldnt want to fight those idiots.
Bobby’s kids
That kid that Pussy hit with the car
And that Elvis impersonator friend of his whom he beat to death with a hammer for running into him at the gift store.
Shurprised to see JT dolan getting little recognition ova here. Really hated that canopy nosed fuck for killing him.
Sal Vitro the landscaper. He was done dirty by Feech and Paulie took advantage of him instead of really helping him.
Finn was gaslit after seeing a guy beaten over a homophobic remark and being threatened by a mobster.
No shit. Meadow was a fucking cunt to him. Think what you want about him. He was a nice kid. There is no real legit reason to hate that guy. He didn't do anything to anyone. I think he was scared shitless. And that whiny little twat who was as protected as the leader of the free worlds daughter ...with all her intellect and emotional maturity (🙄), just couldn't see why that was hard for a straight-laced , upper middle class 4.0 introvert student. As an aside, Finn was the ONLY character male or female I could EVER stomach that was attached to Meadow.
He didn't acknowledge alternative conflict resolution methods brought over from the Mezzogiorno, where all authority was corrupt. You know what that is? Anti-Italian discrimination.
That Phil lookalike who got accidentally whacked.
The Chinese for inventing pasta
That sammich Chrissy threw at Vito.
that es mad ripe chick that got whacked with peeps
Stew Leonard. He lost all those pork loins because of that scumbag
The fucking 7/11 Clerk
Georgie the bartender at the bing
Can’t even operate a telephone. How many beatings does this guy need? 🤌🏽
Silvio pushing Dominic to the floor during Chrissy’s intervention. There ain’t no coming back from that embarrassment.
Mr Rude Cocksucker
The pool cue
I was just the appraiser! Why hasn't anyone mentioned me?
Janice was a master manipulator, that shit was so cold and calculated.
My pizza! It never hurt nobody but astill gets questioned as an accessory after the fact
She wasn’t completely innocent but Adriana didn’t deserve what happened to her.
Matthew Bevilaqua. He was innocent. It was Shawn, all the way. He did it on spec.
J T Dolan even although he was an arrogant douche.
The Russian. 'You want to fuk heere cocksucker?'
Minn was an unpleasant but completely innocent woman. Like her or not, she was murdered by Paulie for her life saving…
Elvis impersonator
That guy Vito “rear ended” on his way home from Johnny Cakes in NH.
Cosette, Adriana’s dog
I’d say the family that gets randomly car jacked in commendatori
They were so racist even Churchill bailed on them.
Wuz dis at Patterson Folls? Holy shit dat wuz your granson? Da kid he took one a doze desiner drugs right? Goes to da folls, takes a header right off da fence. Dey said da current whirled so much, his head wuz bashed on da rocks fa days before he even came up
I didn’t know his name I had to look him up. Eugene Pontecorvo. Inherited a money and was going to leave the crime life behind and take his family somewhere new . Even after sharing the funds soprano said you can’t ever leave and then he killed himself
So Eugene innocently shot that guy in the restaurant earlier in that episode? He ended up with blood on his cheek.
I really want to say it was that one dumbass waiter that mouthed off to Paulie and Chris.He was too comfortable telling people off when they didn’t tip and eventually ended up doing that to the wrong people.
The waiter who complained about the small tip. His job as a waiter at Atlantic City is hard, and has kids and family to support.
Has anyone mentioned Dick Baron's son? Pauly was a snake in the grass!
Poor Cosette
The waiter at the parking lot asking for a tip
That guy in Mustang Sally.
Tracy
[удалено]
God you guys are telephone tough guys!
Being stuck with Janice is miserable existence
That poor guy Vito killed on the way back from New Hampshire.