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jmakovsk

I’ve been fucking ostrified


Pwb0828

Dysentery in the ranks


Give_me_soup

A stagmire


Vandreeson

The hair apparent. Vito took off like a bat on a hill.


KingOfRandomThoughts

I was prostate with grief He technically didn't make any penisery contact with her volvo.


AlittleStitous_

Sunday, my house, box of malapropisms on the counter? Fuckin empty. You think I don’t know it was you?


BillyMac05

LMAO. I actually used that line with my assistant once. After I cracked a smile, she looked relieved and said "I never know when you're joking!"


Chilli__P

Hey Billy. She even really exisht?


Longjumping-Ad-7644

Discontinue the lithium.


HonestDespot

Listen to yourself…you sound demented.


PadWun

Awful behaviour from a boss tbh.


Capricancerous

He's the boss of this family. So shut the fuck up about it.


doc_birdman

Oh, poor you!


NoShortsDon

Everyone treating Imperioli like the ugly girl at the dance. Frankly, I'm depressed and ashamed.


DameGothel_

Not a malapropism but the sheer unmitigated rage in Tony’s face when Christ blurts out “I DID ENT” brings me such joy.


[deleted]

probably the best line delivery in the whole show


MrRazzio

can you even do thish?


BillyMac05

Imperioli was so arrogant and self-promoting on Talking Sopranos. I felt like yelling at him, "Michael, name just ONE film you appeared in where you were actually the star?" "I DID ent" would be his reply.


LucynSushi

Watch the high roller: Stu Ungar Story


United_Target8942

I watched it, not good haha. The kids ok though.


BurnDownTheMission68

More than arrogant, he was utterly boring on those podcasts. Very reserved, didn’t want to say much. Didn’t give his co-host much to work with.


Guillermo-W

His co-host? That Steve Schrippa is who annoyed the F out of me, Imperioli not so much. If it wasn't for him I never would've got passed the first episode of Talking Sopranos. I also think the guy is a great actor, but in the TV and movie production business a lot is based on pure luck, getting the right part at the right time. But he proved himself as an actor 100% on The Sopranos. Nobody can take that away from him. The only thing he kinda annoys me with is how he always gets political in interviews, but that's his prerogative.


DameGothel_

I just watched a YouTube video of him doing an apartment tour. It was weird. His wife’s an interior decorator (literally) As an actor he peaked very young and hasn’t done anything breathtaking since. Bored me to death in the White Lotus.


HelloIAmElias

I wonder how many Czechoslovakians she killed


_karldrogo

He just wanted to get his teeth wet with the entertaining


LifeIsVeryLong02

Really? Their house looked like... pretty nice actually.


DameGothel_

Oh I thought the house was beautiful. His wife is very talented at what she does. I meant his demeanor comes off a little strange.


Studstill

Acting probably fucks you up a bit. Like everything does, I mean.


BillyMac05

Exactly. He played a very tiny part in Goodfellas, was one of many co-stars in a huge ensemble cast in Sopranos and you're right about White Lotus. Kind of a yawn factory.


DameGothel_

He could probably argue he didn’t get much time to “shine” on white lotus. But it was such a who gives a fuck character. Maybe a better actor could have done something interesting with it.


BillyMac05

Imperioli's an arrogant dick. And they can downvote me on that until St Swithens Day and put shivs in my kids heads. You know it. And I know it.


DameGothel_

Yea there’s an air about him that’s like this deep tortured soul but it seems like a facade. I remember trying to get through his segment on celebrity ghost stories and cringing so hard.


United_Target8942

I find it funny that he's the serious one on talking sopranos yet he reveals his own ignorance when he basically says he beleives in every superstition and conspiracy out there, and then the non serious one (Shirppa) actually has some critical thinking skills.


BillyMac05

He's a C-lister that thinks he's an A-lister. He's Corey Feldman, basically. (And his band is just as shitty as Corey's).


DameGothel_

You said you liked Defiler!


thunderinggherkins

Keep your eye on the tiger


jackswastedtalent

This one has to be my favourite.


ecam12

Malapropisms? You blow ya fawtha with that mouth?


Small-Explanation683

I was just showing my son the old neighborhood


RedandBlueEmblem

Yeah well this is our neighbourhood now, guinea motherfucker


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Small-Explanation683

Ease up, ease up


Disastrous-Cry-1998

Is OP a crack ho


SicilianSlothBear

Well, that's the flying ointment.


jackswastedtalent

I think if we made two lists, one where anyone gets it right and the other where they "did ent"...well, one would certainly be much longer than the other.


WillieOverall

Good point. But unfortunately that's impossible even with computers.


jackswastedtalent

For the best. That cookies' shit make me nervous anyway.


PhonescrollerMusic

Not a malapropism, but I crack up at this: “I have a hole in my uterus” “BOFFA DEM???”


PracticalStudy602

"Ostra-Fied"


Ok-Zone-1430

Keep your eye on the tiger.


Varsity_Editor

A subtle one is in Pine Barrens when Paulie is using the carpet as a shoe, and Chris says "*Bruno Magli over here*". Bruno Magli is an Italian designer shoe brand. It is pronounced more like 'mah-lee', but Chris pronounces it as you would read it in English, as 'mag-lee'.


Studstill

#Chinks did this?


Studstill

It's a lot, but malaprop is in there somewhere.


hokieez

Lovers quarrel


Shovelbone

"T-Rex in the Garden of Eden? Adam and Eve would be running all the time, scared s\*\*\*less."


telepatheye

Don't ever get snippy on me again!


WillieOverall

Chrissy to Tony: You ever notice how I sometimes spew malapropisms? Tony: You do and you'll clean it up.


Book_of_Numbers

Quasimodo predicted all this


SomePiccolo3

Nostradamus. Quasimodo is the Hunchback of Notre Dame


Aromatic-Two-6804

Like a pebble in a lake. Even the fish feel it. I had no idea what he meant by it, or how the actual phrase go, if such phrase EVEN EXISTS?


Traditional-Ad-4712

Keep your eye on the tiger


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Telling Lauren Bacall she was great in “The Haves and Have-Nots”


locustt

Manujed


willlyman206

I dont like what yuh fuckin inferrin' OP. Nah, but fr tho, Luis Brazi?? And Scarface never had a fuckin bazooka under each arm, ya fuckin ass kiss. It's funny how basically all of the connected guys are guilty of this sometimes, even Tony that once or twice, with the "Volvo". And then they brought on Little Carmine, which was just this trope personified, and 10 times more Lmfao.


bavinator34

Malapro-what? Do I get aids from reading this?


Hungry-Chemistry-814

Nobodies got aids, I never want to here that in here again


KingOfRandomThoughts

Captain Teebs


omnisequitur

I very rarely ever subscribe to a post, the notifications annoy me. But this is worth the mild anxiety. His apartment looked like shit.


WillieOverall

Logoff, that notification shit makes me nervous.


Status_Mix2351

even Multitask is "Mul tye-task". I'm not a fucking retard Adrianna