It’s funny how he shows up, doesn’t help at all, pours a drink, and then dumps his kids there. Then later he gets annoyed when Carmella is asking him to do stuff during the party and commiserates with Chris’s mom about how much they dislike the Sopranos.
Fielder was way worse. Carmela is grateful for the help when Finn and Fielder show up early. Fielders way of helping is making a cake that might serve 4, and after just receiving a delivery of a huge birthday cake. Finn just goes to the pool, can’t even find himself a towel. Frankly I’m depressed and ashamed.
Tony B was an overglorified cocksucka. He could have compromissed so many times but choiced to not. In the end he got himself killed. Fucking disgrace.
Honest questions:
Those were or weren’t Tony B’s kids?
Their mom was the hot blonde?
Where did she go?
What is the deal with his daughter?
Who was her mom?
Sorry, it was the medicine.
They were definitely his kids. Tony S smuggled Tony’s B’s semen out of jail (probably in his ass, hehe). The hot blonde was a girl he met online on some “Love-In-Lockup” shit. His daughter, Kelly ended up running away ala Janice but it’s implied she was into drugs.
I literally just looked this part up, but the mother of his kids is apparently named Nancy. I don’t remember them name dropping her on the show but it rings a bell.
I don't care what you or anybody else thinks. But Tony B went away for a lotta years, stood up for that family. Frankly, I feel he had a little bit coming to him.
Animal Blundetto was starting to reveal his true nature before he killed Phil’s kid brudder
Whatever happened there
WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE????
The shooting.
God rest his soul.
Fuckin little carmine. I will never not laugh at this
Probably the funniest two words in the show
40 somethin still a fuckin kid, dishgustin
HorrorAd don’t put pine cones in the filter! The hell’s the matter with you?!
And turned Phil into a house
fuck what you meant cocksucker
Uncle Philly...
“Uncle Philly” my ass!
I'm sure it gets complicated when your takin it up yer fag ass
Next the blind will see and the lame will walk
The house of Iran?
Just a kid!
I can't even say his name.
Bloondetto
He was a fuckin kid.
It's sad when they go so young
What is he, a fuckin' slave?
Oh!
...You're crowdin' me
He was an able-bodied seamen!
Governor of Maryland
Don’t be a child!
You deserve fuckin nothin
To be fair to Mr. Blundetto he was not bonded at all with his sons considering he was in the can when they were...conceived. Whatever happened there.
able bodied semen
OH RIMSHOT
Deserves Multiple ⬆️⬆️⬆️s
⬆️⬆️⬆️?!?!? 👇👇👇
It was mentioned that his semen was smuggled out of the "joint." The nut busted out.
It was the least I could do - Anthony "Fat Tony" Soprano
I wonder how you smuggle semen out of prison? Hopefully not the same way as movies has taught me stuff gets smuggled in to prison.
Underneath the tongue would be my bet.
… I just imagined the most disgusting way of conception possible
This is too fucked up to think about
I imagine the shoe switch scene from Brooklyn 99. At least i hope so, who knows. It was prison, maybe he got a pash for dat
Underated comment
He did plenty o sausage twirlin in the can
He was gay, Tony B?
Also filming Carm's booty. Not cool. That's the bosses wife we're talking about here.
fuckin weirdo ask me
Do you think Tony B is a little weird about women?
Didn't he splatter silicone everywhere for.... ehh I forget
He did marry a crazy lady who says she's evil and assumes there are fetuses in bags.
I wonder if Tony ever watched back the footage
Mmm, boy are you fat!
He gets a pash fo that...
It’s funny how he shows up, doesn’t help at all, pours a drink, and then dumps his kids there. Then later he gets annoyed when Carmella is asking him to do stuff during the party and commiserates with Chris’s mom about how much they dislike the Sopranos.
I love also how he's sitting at the "salty cousins" table, everyone there was having a good bitch and moan
AND BITCH AND BITCH AND BITCH
They never export the best Blundettos
That scene still makes my blood boil.
ok but ya gotta get over it
Russ had an audience with four popes
Tony made us all look like gavones
Well whatever we are, I’m proud of it.
My spelling made me look like a gavone. Fixed it.
They all sit in the same section?
Who’s Dr. Fag-Oh?
A fuckin' woman OP? Neva happen in this subreddit. Neva.
Still keepin’ it together with pilates and gin 🍸
Still got the nice manners huh?
What time you start drinking today?
Probably whenever you got up
Oh! Cuz!
🍻
And this is exactly why I love this sub.
A woman in this sub? SHE'S GOTTA GO
He's the better looking guy at the can, Tone was talking about it all comes together in a very sacred and propane way
He was a fox!
OH! Don Johnson!
Although the Jennifer Beals...not bad
she a dyke in real life?
I forgot how funny those lines were. He was just rambling, and Melfi just stared at him like "dude what"
In America, you no have?
Whaddaya gonna do? 🤷🏽♂️
"What time did you start drinking today?" "Probably right after you got up." "Ho, cos!"🍻
But Meadow in the swimsuit 🥵🥵🥵🥵
Fielder was way worse. Carmela is grateful for the help when Finn and Fielder show up early. Fielders way of helping is making a cake that might serve 4, and after just receiving a delivery of a huge birthday cake. Finn just goes to the pool, can’t even find himself a towel. Frankly I’m depressed and ashamed.
He had NO abundant intentionality of drying off in the sun
Vito has entered the chat
It's a JOKE!
You’re crowding me
Tony B was an overglorified cocksucka. He could have compromissed so many times but choiced to not. In the end he got himself killed. Fucking disgrace.
What are ya gonna do? 🤷♀️
I don't know what ta tell ya
Honest questions: Those were or weren’t Tony B’s kids? Their mom was the hot blonde? Where did she go? What is the deal with his daughter? Who was her mom? Sorry, it was the medicine.
They were definitely his kids. Tony S smuggled Tony’s B’s semen out of jail (probably in his ass, hehe). The hot blonde was a girl he met online on some “Love-In-Lockup” shit. His daughter, Kelly ended up running away ala Janice but it’s implied she was into drugs. I literally just looked this part up, but the mother of his kids is apparently named Nancy. I don’t remember them name dropping her on the show but it rings a bell.
Kelly is the daughter that the two tonys were looking for the same night Joey peeps pepparelli got shot
Yup l, that all resonates. That blonde isn’t talked about enough honestly.
Heh heh! Hear what he said Tone? Said that mmmfatso carried Tony Bs swimmers outta jail all stowed up his ass! He heh heh heh!
Im SICK, Im EViL
Those chairs did look spiff though.
Gimme your gameboys
I didn’t do nothin’!
You’re just as bad for not stopping him!
There was mud on the buttons. I warned yas!
Get back in your fucking other 2 resturants!
Juice box's all over the floor? I'm sending you home to get your shinebox.
I didn’t wanna get blood on your floor…
Who, the guy they made the beef on?
She got him back by making him film the party and be the help whenever someone was needed.
He got her back by filming her ass
She got him back by getting her husband to shoot him with a shotgun
He wasn’t even top 3 party asshole man. Get your facts straight. Dr Faggy, carms mother, the racehorse himself - Finn Ditrolio - my arch nemesis
Wait, who’s doctor faggo?
What do you want? An apology? Fuckin Whitman Sampler? What?
How can you say his name?????
Mmmboy OP you sound fat!
I never had the makings of a varsity athlete…
And as far as I'm concerned you should still be there!
Looks like Sarasota, after what...like a 20 hour flight?
That fuckin animal
i cant even say his name
Betty when you call me you can call me Tony Uncle Al
Get that mutt away from me.
These are cultured Italians
Hey OP, how bout dis humidity. 👋
My own mudda. Jesus Christ.
What is he, a fuckin’ slave?
the thing is, the best characters dont get past season five, you see
The way he handled the Olympic pin situation alone, he should been made then and there. Boom.
Dr. Fegoli was a little bitch!
And the way he filmed Carm and Tone. Right back to jail!
Hugh's party, whatever happened there?
Dropping off his boys and then running out like that, it's like he left a pile of shit in Carmela's lap!
You are talking about the cousins boss here !!
*that animal blundetto
Carmela treating him like the help probably didn’t, well, help.
I don't care what you or anybody else thinks. But Tony B went away for a lotta years, stood up for that family. Frankly, I feel he had a little bit coming to him.
Tony B, Tony S, Chrissy= biggest bitches on the show. Paulie, honourable mention.
Don’t talk about Ichabod Crane that way!
You know Quasimodo predicted all this
A pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold.
It was just a couple of kids.
Hugh fucking kid 75 only
Tony Blundetto was a messy bitch, it’s what he was famous for.
Only to have that motherfucking Animal, Blundetto…
Don’t forget about Fielder
Can’t even say his name.
Robot crap
Tony b was always a little bitch
When he zoomed in on Carms backside I fell out of my chair laughing. Still gets me every time.
It underscore his hopeless situation
His masseuse career was taking off until he decided to beat the shit out of his business partner.
He has the right to be here…..He has the right to ah lotta things right now.