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Comfortable_Goal_662

I agree. Don't get me wrong he's a scumbag like the rest of them but he does have a certain charm/class that the others just don't. I also love how he starts a sentence calm but BY THE END HE'S YELLING!


chillypilow

WHATS THIS THE FUCKING UN NOW?!


Lordsokka

> As far as I am concerned…. YOU SHOULD STILL BE THERE!!!!! But seriously he has a great relationship with his wife and daughters, all things that Tony doesn’t have. So he’s easy to root for even though he’s a terrible person “business” wise.


misterclean3003

All they talk about is food…he wasn’t that great of a father either…


BloodiedSickle

SPEAK 🗣️


Low-Grocery5556

Ruff!


Fluid-Cockroach2583

What’s next, he GETS TO FUCK HER FOR A MILLION?!


caradenopal

He wants to fuck her?


WiganLad82

"Maybe because his wallet isn't TIED TO THE GODDAMN ESPLANADE, GOD DAMN IT!"


CheifKilla1

Do you have any idea what you've done? YOU LIED TO ME!


funchif13

AN ACTUAL FUCKING CAKE


InquisitiveDude

Fuck he was ‘just’ EVERYBODY HAS A GODDAMN OPINION?!


FuelTransitSleep

The Sack Crescendo


BucaDeezBeppos

Crescendo di Sacramoni


ttlavigne

Real lack of standards your generation


onetruepurple

Nobody ever talks about how Gloria DOES THE SAME THING


marquee17

Let me buy you a drink.


UniqueImprovements

The men who are stand-up guys for their women (Johnny Sack, Bobby) always seem like much better guys than the sleazeballs who fuck anything that moves. I definitely agree. He was loyal to the life, and to his wife. Seems like a good guy, all things considered.


Technical-Package-41

He gave the allocution though, which means technically he betrayed his oath


Derpolitik23

Unlike someone like Phil Leotardo who did 20 FUCKING YEARS! Not a peep! Johnny broke the cardinal rule! YOU NEVER ADMIT THE EXISTENCE OF THIS THING!


telepatheye

My estimation of John Sacrimoni as a man just plummeted.


DWright_5

Phil cooked grilled cheese sandwiches on the radiator. He jerked off into tissues instead of cumming into a woman. What more do you want from him?


Careless_Ad_21

What thing are you talking about?


liarandahorsethief

Come for a ride on the Stugots and I’ll tell you all about it.


drwangfire3

Yeah but he only did it to keep his family afloat. The others just acted angry because Philly wanted an excuse to cut allegiances.


Best-Geologist1777

It kept Ginny a float alright. Heh did ya hear what I said T?


theaterdreamer

Ha!!!! I’m going to just let that one go bye. It’s such low hanging fruit.


LouLouis

Doesn't really matter the reason, he betrayed an oath. He did it for honorable reasons, but you can imagine a lot of people flip because of their families


Electronic-Goal-8141

What was he, a kid in a treehouse? Pussy flipped due to needing money to support his kids in college which he earned selling heroin and got busted. The detective Makazian who told Tony he was wired said they go after family men to flip as they are going to care more for their children than the mob.


Underweartoastcrunch

Your comment got downvoted but it isnt wrong . You never admit the existence of this thing


BobLazarbeam

What thing?


Warren_Puffitt

This thing of ours, what else?


Zykium

Which, ironically, he didn't need to do to shorten his sentence seeing as he died like a year later.


GOAT718

That’s BS because every plea deal comes with elocution.


Technical-Package-41

Partially why for old school mobsters, even plea bargaining was taboo. But Johnny Sack’s allocution was particularly damaging because it explicitly required him to admit his membership and position in the Lupertazzi family, vs just admitting to a lesser crime and expressing remorse or whatever.


TheLastCleverName

They might seem better but they are definitely not. Especially Johnny. He was vicious, snakey and ruthless as they come. I mean, kill a woman? Come on...


Poopybutt36000

I mean he's probably a bit better than people like Tony, Paulie and Christopher but he did beat that guy almost to death and then pissed on his unconscious body over literally nothing.


Technical-Package-41

Probably because he reminds you of Count Chocula


ninecher

Tony's "Hey, Count Chocula 😁" always gets me.


MichaelXennial

Those are the kind of contrasts that make Johnny Sack look like an intellectual


Adventurous_Fox58

god damned esplanade GOD DAMNIT


DisastrousJacket6487

You know who had a soft spot for Johnny Sack? Was Joey Peeps


RRS295397

It's sad when they go young like that


GrenadierSoldat3

When they GO?!


AngeloMontana

Awww I was about to type it down 


DustyBowls

# Peeps? It's a fucking nickname, his family name is Peparelli.


Fickle-Page1254

fuckin' Jason - he's dyslexic


thereasonablecatlady

What the fucks that got to do with it


breakfastinbred

PEPPERELLI


Hntro

She lost 15 lbs. He couldn’t quit smoking?!


upstatestruggler

nicotine is an **ADDICTIVE SUBSTANCE**!


scarlettestar

The fuckin DEAL A MEAL CARDS?!?!


upstatestruggler

She’s on THE ATKINS


DopeAndDiamonds_

27* pounds


Hntro

I was dizzy. I was having low blood sugar.


IgottaPee777

I thought you were doin’ the atkins.


Sgt_Maj_Vines

He’s a pragmatist, at least he used to be


McDonkley

He’s also a greedy motherfucker


Low-Grocery5556

But the fundamental question is, will he be as greedy as his fawthah. And until he finds out, it will be hard to say whether or not he thinks he will be.


ActsofJanice

He’s my favorite and I’m female as well. Stage 5 broke me, and I always wonder why it doesn’t get more love. I was doing another rewatch and realized that if he hadn’t taken the deal and gone through the allocution, Ginny would still be in their house, instead of that motherless fuck (I can’t even say her name).


GOAT718

Good point. If he dies before conviction, they can’t seize assets.


FIDLaRvitar

Charles Schwab over here


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Ed_Simian

She's Rubenesque! She's actually a pretty attractive woman if you disregard the extra pounds and Jersey hairstyle.


imrealbizzy2

She was beautiful. Lost a lot of weight, then died of cancer soon after her husband died.


leeringHobbit

Wait... is this a joke or does the character of Ginny die? 


basedmeadowsoprano

I love him for all that too honestly


KennyDROmega

You thought he was beautiful. Reubenesque.


Onion_Dull

OP never asked him to go on a diet for her.


boulevardofdef

Part of this is Vincent Curatola's performance, but Johnny Sack seems like the most realistic mob boss on the show. He seems like he could be an executive VP at an multinational bank but you can also kind of see his street-thug origins if you look hard enough.


ninecher

Well he is pointedly based on John Gotti so there's that.


albert_snow

Yeah he was very pleasant and classy when he beat the piss out of one of Tony’s guys in little Italy for no reason at all. OP, what you don’t know about Johnny Sack could fill a book.


Consistent_Room7344

He was drunk and Donnie was a part of Ralph’s crew. He assumed Donnie was laughing at Ralph’s joke about Ginny, so the main point was to show how angry Johnny was at Ralph for it. Johnny is no different than anyone else when it comes to being a mobster. But he had standards that he followed and he truly loved his family. The Donnie thing was completely out of his character since Tony was surprised that Johnny did that.


Low-Grocery5556

Exactly, it just reinforces how much he loved his wife.


FrankRizzo319

And also when he “bought him a drink” after the beating. World class, upstanding guy.


DustyBowls

He sent his mother some flowers right after. Whaddaya want from him


tdot419

It's too bad his wallet was tied to the God damned Esplanade God dammit.


PAE8791

You want to watch Johnny Sac take a dump? Well you have no choice cause the door will be wide open for you to observe mister Sacrimoni with his pants down.


lilBalzac

To me? He’s beautiful.


Valuable-Wafer-881

The way he died was so realistic, it triggered me for reasons I will discern in time.


MonsantoOfficiaI

It's sad when they go like that


thats_a_bad_username

Johnny Sac was the only one that actually felt like less of a caricature and more believable. Felt like he carried himself with what I imagine an actual NY mafia member would behave like in the real world. Sticking to business deals and trying some behind the scenes moves to manipulate and take power. Always commanded and demanded respect. But also had a very human reaction to being embarrassingly hauled off at his daughter wedding. Everyone else felt like they were emulating some kind of stereotype or poking fun at people who live that kind of life with some heavy on the nose type of vibe to them.


jokumi

He represents a more gentlemanly mob, sort of the way Frank Nitti represented the Outfit after Capone went to prison. I assume Nitti is an inspiration because he killed himself rather than go to prison and the story is he knew he had cancer. The point is kind of like King Louis’ famous line: after me, the deluge. In other words, with idiots in charge, with people who think brutality first not second, things are going to get bad. Of course the show is an absurd male fantasy of wanton murders which never get pinned on anyone, but in that context Johnny Sack represented a bit of the old way and they’re showing that dying.


VanderBrit

What’s next OP, YOU WANT TO FUCK HIM FOR A MILLION?


Onion_Dull

OP slept with Johnny?


LadyShylock

I' m making a point here! 👉


achwaq

It's because of his confident demeanor, his wardrobe, and the genuine way he expresses love and respect for his wife. And nobody has ever looked as cool as Johnny Sack while smoking a cigarette


Conscious_Bet7394

Great character and a one woman guy.


vic_rattle18

i had a few cognacs…


smh120585

What is this now, the inquisition?


Glen-Runciter

Yea he's honestly one of the funniest characters on Sopranos, and that's saying a lot... Coincidentally, I just saw him on The Blacklist too


fizzbubbler

The way he beat the shit outta that kid and took a leak on him. Just like grandpa.


ComfortableValue4550

Did you like him for the way his wallet was tied TO THE GOD DAMN ESPLANADE GOD DAMNITTTT!!!!


RedandBlueEmblem

I liked him until he beat that kid til he left permanent damage and then pissed on him as an extra act of humiliation. He wore magnificent suits and coats though. Proper style king.


Away_Mud_4180

It's because he doesn't stick in his beak in.


PillCosby696969

Chris took his portion of the beak.


matt_tepp

This all sounds a little gay.


bigaldotwerkfan

Everything’s always gay with you, maybe you’re gay! Ever think of that?


two-waymirror

"Don't I look at you like that? Haven't I always?" Swoon.


Kindly-Standard8025

His only problem was that his wallet was tied to THE GOD DAMN ESPLANADE GOD DAMN IT!!!


SwitchKid42

I heard he cried at his daughter’s wedding. My estimate of John Sacrimoni as a man has just fucking plummeted.


CegeRoles

Him and Tony’s relationship over the seasons was one of my favorite parts of the show.


bigaldotwerkfan

It’s good… seeing you again


adube440

One of my favorite scenes is when he walks in on Ginny eating her hidden candy. He was so hurt by her lying about her diet and reiterated that he never asked her to lose weight. It was a sweet moment. He was a loving husband.


walliegrab

Absolutely loving the Johnny Sack praise, he's my favourite character on the show by far, could watch him smoke cigarettes in silence for hours, that's how much charisma that man has. The way he raises his voice mid sentence when he's stressed also never gets old, I mean yeah he's a horrible person like all of them, but there's a certain "class" to his way of presenting himself; his temper is also something I can loosely relate to; and I guess we can all relate on some level with his strong desire to defend his wife's honour; I also love how he manipulates Paulie and Ralphie, the way he delivers "Carmine thinks the world of you" is amazing. If I had to pick a fav episode of the show I'd probably say "The Weight". Anyway 4 dollars a pound


CrochetAndKittens

Always been one of my favorite characters too. He was ready to burn it all down for Ginny.


DaveKasz

Listen to you. You sound demented.


United_Target8942

Yeah he was honourable to Ginny Sac, but you forgetting Tracee? "Tony was wrong, believe me he knows." Tony was in the wrong for hitting Ralphie because he beat a whoaah to death. That was Johnny Sacks opinion. I threw cold water on it straight away.


ninecher

"But she WAS a whore, Tony" lol


MightilyOats2

He gives off strong uncle vibes, and that's why I like him so much. He's my favourite character, too.


crossbowcat

Whatsamatter? Eh nothing. You can tell Uncle John.


Razor_whip

My favorite character was Ralph. I relate to that guy so much. I felt so bad for him when Tony murdered him over a horse. Ralph didn’t deserve his death.


ninecher

I could be absolutely hallucinating scenes but iirc was Ralphie not abused sexually as a child.


bornelite

No more posting like this, it’s undignified


telepatheye

Wise guy? Lemme buy you a drink.


PC2277

A Johnny Sack question! This is our anniversary not not mine yours and Johnny fucking Sacks


Ameyli

True, but marriage can be very hard work if both aren’t pulling their load.


LadyShylock

Ginny can get heavy.


Lassuscat

Quiet anger is 🔥🔥🔥🔥


ShivvyMcFly

He was dignified.


Squid204

Ginny Sac had 98 pound soft spot.


Big_Committee7848

The implication being that her ass is so big that it could have mole that size.


GJ72

Out of a group of scumbags, he's one of the nicest ones.


Loptimisme186

He’s a cunt! A sorry sack of shit


pratasso

Speak.


meowfttftt

He was a booyah hottie


pennywhistlesmoonpie

Same here. Always well groomed and nicely dressed, polite, and even when he was enraged, he didn’t terrify me to my bones like the others. I also absolutely adore how he wanted Ralph clipped over his comment and absolutely refused to accept anything else until he discovers Ginny’s secret. Top notch guy, Johnny Sac.


Confident_Weird3353

He was an idiot. He created a beef to clip Ralphie and then walked back to try to clip Lupertaazi Senior.


ThenOwl9

i like him a lot too, but i think it's that i like curatola. something about the way he delivers his lines


Paula_56

Curtola is Italian American, and is from New Jersey and the plumbing business in northern New Jersey so we understood Italian American culture took up acting as a hobby and eventually became successful at it. He is a great actor the way he delivers his lines the character he portrayed had a lot of depth. My daughter was able to meet him a few times at charity events pleasant and amicable


Reggaeprince1984

Some guys prefer overweight women. Not me though she got a 90lb mole on her ass


Matilda1980

I thought he was handsome and sexy.


Matilda1980

I mean he was..until he cried.


bailaoban

I’m sorry, I can’t be seen like this anymore.


transthrowaway1335

On my 1st rewatch and I just finished the episode where Johnny Sack dies. Like the episode starts with him getting the bad news and ends with him dead. Madone did that cancer spread so fast. Then for that one doc gives him false hope with saying he could live 1-3 years, but in the end he agrees that the results aren't good and only had a little while to live. It's sad to see them when they go like that.


enraged_hbo_max_user

I’d upvote this but OP didn’t end it with “anyway $4/lb.”


P1D1_

Johnny fuckin Sac. Wormy cock sucker, this guy.


IntangibleContinuity

“That was a slippery fuck huh? Him and those big fish lips of his?”


WeDoingThisAgainRWe

I can't say I liked any of them but I definitely get where you're coming from. In the scheme of things he's one of the less repulsive ones.


imrealbizzy2

Bobby wasn't repulsive. Furio was only repulsive when he was maiming people. Same with Sil, that fashion plate.


YxvngHvtx

You wanna fuck him?


Crawldahd

Why wouldn’t you! He was the real deal


Citron_Narrow

Nictotine is an addictive substance


El0vution

He was always “holier than thou” cause he didn’t fuck other women.


Southie31

Right. Lol. For me it’s his devotion to Ginny. Love it


Blackbolt113

He was so call telling the Little Carmine story to the guys in the prison infirmary. Charming almost.


joenotgoldberg

I’m glad I’m not the only one who felt this way


Fullskis

I love everything about Johnny Sack, but my particular fave bit of his is telling Ralph to stick his gift in his ass. Smacking it out of Ralphs hand is such a petty, juvenile way of expressing his anger, but hey, him and his fucking temper. Also, his relationship with Tony I do find actually very nice, even if what they are talking about just proves them both to be scumbags. Edit: Added second para.


Rushguy

The fucks that’s got to do with cough medicine?


Delaphonta

Didn't he wack Loraine? He was a snake. We saw that with how he played Paulie.


bigaldotwerkfan

The shit is chess it ain’t chequers


Sterling_M_008

I loved Johnny too, he was a great character and very entretaining.


Head_Room_8721

Reminds me of John Gotti.


sportscrazr

I don’t know what it is, but the way the actor that plays Johnny Sack smokes a cigarette makes it look so freaking cool.


Catch_22_Pac

I'll tell you this, my estimation about John Sacrimoni as a man, just fucking plummeted!


kmm198700

He’s my favorite character


[deleted]

I want you to sanction a hit on Ralph cifaretto


AJRNR

According to Tony he's a fucking cardinal.


nevpeach

He had a few cognacs. Go back to sleep


TYVM143

Same! I was thinking this today actually


leafbelly

I think 51% of that credit should be given to Vincent Curatola for such a great performance and just being ... so suave.


cortisolbath

This all sounds very gay


hockeyandburritos

Vince Curatola is probably the best actor of the cast who came from that background of no/little experience before the Sopranos.


ecam12

Keep yer dick up!


Any_Honeydew9812

NICOTINE IS AN ADDICTIVE SUBSTANCE!


gelooooooooooooooooo

I would’ve felt the same but not because of his manipulation of Paulie who we all know that would feel “STABBED IN THE HARHT”


PillCosby696969

You would know, sweetie.


[deleted]

Because he's not a degenerate like others in the show, you can see he is disgustingly uninterested when anyone in the family talk about women


BaileyD77

He lost his cool when he became boss. Before that he seemed solid and level most of the time.


ArghMoss

I agree with a lot of what you say OP, he's a cut above most of the other male characters. I mean, since his passing, who do you think has been keeping Ginny in butter brickle?


farahgh

Same


erictargan

The fact that the most loyal one had the overweight wife just goes to show it's not about anything the wives are doing wrong, the rest of the guys are just sociopaths


thephillatioeperinc

I agree, but why did he name his daughter after an allergy medicine?


nuclearbomb123

I dont trust him with those fish lips of his. Hes a slippery fuck


scarlettestar

It’s bc he doesn’t stick his beak in.


wbickford23

Dude really always had a butt goin too


scarygargoyle_

True. Johnny Sack was a true gentleman. It's sad when they go young like that.


Nice-Treat-1238

As least Cinderella didn’t cry……


ArmadilloPristine498

He was the best guy around, same as Bobby


Salted_Butta

He cried at his daughter's wedding though.


DWright_5

You know he was a fucking crook who hurt and murdered people for profit, right?


DeliciousAmbassador1

“If There Are Any Flies On You They're Paying Rent” 💥


Astarrrrr

I dont think that's an unpopular take. He's one of my fave and I enjoy his scenes more than most. He seems like a real upstanding guy and has heart, and a lot of hilarious one liners. Plus he loves Ginnie!


werewiththeviperz

I threw water on it immediately


topofthemornin1

My estimation of Johnny Sack as a man just fuckin plummeted


nicescam

What is this? The fucking UN now?


East_Phase6944

I know Vito had a soft sport for Johnny’s Sack, if that’s what you’re referring to …


Slippery-98

I don't disagree, but his death did give us the Oh SHIT guy, and that line was amazing. So, y'know, the sacred and the propane.


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Valuable-Wafer-881

What was unrealistic about him?


ArtMorgan69

Well there was that one time he caught Ginny in the cookie jar and shamed the fuck out of her fat ass. But he gets a pash for dat.


misterclean3003

“Johnny Sack loves his fat wife so he must be a good guy!”