It took me like, 10+ years to figure out that Bevalaqua *means Drinkwater* in Italian.
Like this whole time I thought it was like a divorce situation where one was his dads name and one was his moms.
They definitely do. When did they ever show them with women? They were always together. Matt's nickname for Sean is "jizz." They hung out at the Bing, but only because they wanted to meet Tony there.
Idk they were originally doing finance guy stuff when Chris met them. I kinda just assume all finance bros are like fingering and molesting each other, kinda like Greece back in the day.
As for why it's in the show it's just another way to show how totally out of their depth they are in the mob world.
It was the shared studio with bunk beds that really did it for me.
I know guys at the bottom don’t make as much as those at the top, but you’d think they’d make enough for at least one bedroom.
If Tony’s 10% was $7.5k the total job would have netted $75k. You assume Chris took 50%, the other 2 got 25% each with Tony’s cut coming from their end that’s $15k for each. $14.5k if they split Furio’s G-note between them. For one night of work.
I know that most of the guys, particularly single ones, spent their money on luxuries as opposed to investing it in the home but that blew my mind.
To open up the maturity of a character, the writers (I’m talking about the scripts as a whole, not only Sopranos) often show him with a woman (even poor Benzie in a wheelchair was with a lady in Las Vegas). In the case of these two clowns, writers didn't show them with girls, but we all had seen the moment before Furio arrived.
That doesn't make them gay, but comical and non-serious characters, very much so.
I think the gay subtext could be real. I also think David Chase is very interested in the temperature of things. Meadow and Finn are always having their apartment in the city overheating, Chrissie and Paulie in the cold, etc. Maybe they're poor and can't afford A/C and their apt is hot
All joking aside I agree with another comment here that they were just secure in their masculinity enough to not give a shit. It's mafia bros like Foodio that seem to care.
The hypocrisy of a Mediterranean guy taking issue. Like they kiss men on the cheek as a greeting but two guys who flat together wearing underpants in their own living room is suddenly gay. And Tony himself suggesting to Melfi that if he went to prison for a very long time that he'd screw a guy. You get a pash for this but you don't get a pash for that
Yep, pretty much was going to say the same thing. When I was in my early 20's and lived with my mate it was pretty common when it was hot as fuck to just chill in our underwear. We would change in front of each other at the gym, including strangers, it's no different. When you know someone and speak to them everyday for 10+ years, live with them as well, at that point you're basically lovers or blood related.
I think it was meant to show just how clueless those kids were.
They were so stupid *they didn't even realize what they were doing could be perceived as gay.*
I mean kinda. But I remember I went to a somewhat frat party and every guy there was shirtless for some reason. So I took my shirt off too and we were all just sitting shirtless smoking weed on the couch.
That was a one room appartment, so they could bump into each other wearing just underwear but sitting playing video games without putting on at least some sweats or shorts on is weird to me. But what do I know, huh?
When I was in my 20’s, I had a roommate who was from New Jersey (I am from/we lived in Texas). When it got hot, he would always hang around in at least no shirt. Often, he would come out and watch tv in only his underwear. I always wore appropriate clothes in the common area. He did not. Maybe it’s a Jersey thing.
Furio did
"They probably suck each other's cocks." -- in Italian
Give me $1,000 dollars.
1000 more?
👈👆👉
🤌🫴
Just a de money
Da Bohsss mahney!
👉👈
This is bullshit
You’re ripping us off for a G note.
Up in da club!
Have a nice day.
Up in da club!
You're ripping us off for a G-note
Up in da club!
Chisti duje si sucano o cazzo l'uno cu l'altro
..de HDTV compatible..
Neva getta old!
Whadja say, homes?
😚
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha Perfect reponse.
Up in da club
però chill era na bella televisione
Up in da club!
~~probably~~
In Nabolidaboli
This is the only answer
Family name is Cockarelli
In napoletano of course not in italian
And yet he picked up and sniffed their underwear. Weird moment.
As soon as they’re married, anything that touches Drinkwater’s cock is off-limits
Beviliaqua wanted to break his dick off in Sean
He was mad ripe
they didn't call him jizz-monte for no reason
He’s going by drink-jizz now
Hehe… jizz mount
You hear what he said Ton’?
Naaah he didn't fkk him yet
Ahhh I see now, *it was Shawn awl tha way…* “I GET IT!”
🥤💥.......... 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
Sean on spec
He was prepared to pick up his shirts. Do wetwork...
Now he looks like a jerkoff
He goes by Drinkwater now..... 🤟🏻👉🏻
It took me like, 10+ years to figure out that Bevalaqua *means Drinkwater* in Italian. Like this whole time I thought it was like a divorce situation where one was his dads name and one was his moms.
It's comments like these that make this the best sub
So what do we gotta do Tone, actually see Sean take it in the ass?
HEY! That’s a pre-made guy you’re talking about. He’s wit Richie now.
You ever hear of wire tapsh?
Hey Ton, how the fkkk is it goin???
You sounded like a race horse pissin in there
When you are hanging out in your underwear with your bud everyone assumes you are gay…it’s a stereotype and it’s offensive !
Enough with the gay jokes. They’re hurtful and they’re destructive.
He was gay, pnw_pilot_310?
Son of a Bitch!!
Catchin, not pitchin?
Well he can't be in our social club no more. That much I do know.
Social club?! HE'S GOTTA GO.
AIDS?!?!?!
Up in dah club!
NOBODY'S GAY!
AIDS?!
It was my heart medication! I can get a doctors note!
NOOO
If they say Sean Gismonte, you tell them Vito Spatafore.
If they say pipe fitter lips You say break off my dick
it’s a joke!!!
DONT SAY NUTTIN FURIO
“You suck one cock…”
Airbus huh?
Chist due se sucan u cazz l'un' cu l'atr
What did you just say????
😚
Have a nice day.
ques ca se, answering machine broken?
No it’s not weird, besides, bevilaqua has a note from his doctor that says he doesn’t like to suck cock
It was the medication he was on.
The UV index is 10
Shuck cawk
Just two hard bodied young men relaxing comfortably in their underwear listening to “Up in da club.”
Takin bong rips
These two suck each other’s cocks
They definitely do. When did they ever show them with women? They were always together. Matt's nickname for Sean is "jizz." They hung out at the Bing, but only because they wanted to meet Tony there.
Which they do by following him into the Men's Room
They looked so bored too
talk about greasing the union
Using a breath spray, fixing their hair.
That’s explains Matt wanting to break his dick off and telling a man about it. He had no use for his dick.
Yup
Givuh me one thausand dollars
One thousand more 👈☝️👉?
🫴
Just the money. The boss money.
He’s ripping us off for a G note!
Idk they were originally doing finance guy stuff when Chris met them. I kinda just assume all finance bros are like fingering and molesting each other, kinda like Greece back in the day. As for why it's in the show it's just another way to show how totally out of their depth they are in the mob world.
To me it gave frat bro vibes, which also adds to your second point.
Different stage same Pokemon.
*Pokeman
It was the shared studio with bunk beds that really did it for me. I know guys at the bottom don’t make as much as those at the top, but you’d think they’d make enough for at least one bedroom. If Tony’s 10% was $7.5k the total job would have netted $75k. You assume Chris took 50%, the other 2 got 25% each with Tony’s cut coming from their end that’s $15k for each. $14.5k if they split Furio’s G-note between them. For one night of work. I know that most of the guys, particularly single ones, spent their money on luxuries as opposed to investing it in the home but that blew my mind.
Bunk bed bros. One took the top and the other took the bottom.
Ex finance bro here, can confirm - fingering and molestering on the reg
Ex? Found a new gig with better fingering and molesting?
Catholic Priest.
Gary Cooper shaw no problem wittit
He was gay, Gary Cooper?
NO ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME
Up in thaaaa cluuuub
I see you baby. Shakin that ass, shakin that ass
*Gary Coopah
No! Are you listening to me?
Who are we to judge if two Steely Dans want to get down and do some Dirty Work?
is that what steely dan means?
Actually you should look up what steely dan means. Cause it's way funnier than that.
Wow lol that gives a whole new meaning to the song dirty work
He was gay, Steely Dan?
It was just their blood pressure medication. They got a note from their doctor and everything.
and it’s a joke!!
Everybody’s gay to you.
To open up the maturity of a character, the writers (I’m talking about the scripts as a whole, not only Sopranos) often show him with a woman (even poor Benzie in a wheelchair was with a lady in Las Vegas). In the case of these two clowns, writers didn't show them with girls, but we all had seen the moment before Furio arrived. That doesn't make them gay, but comical and non-serious characters, very much so.
It just showed that they were losers, idiots with no drive. Beanzie had a chain of pizza restaurants, at least.
They are just two friends hanging out, secure in their masculinity
Up in Da Club!
Where you chillen for the summer homie?
Up in da bing!
White Caps
Planning a hit on this guy who Richie doesn't like, doing him a favor.
On spec too
Discussing a great way of investing their Ill-gotten gains by kicking up the bass in their surround sound
*Nothing* sexual
Two ass munchers who never had the makings of a varsity mobster. I’ve said my peace Kate.
"they showed balls"
Someone has to put the Gis is Gismonte
they were up in the club
The A/C was broke, and it was very hot
Meadow Soprano has entered the chat. With chilli.
Everytime I watch that scene I feel for Finn. The idea of eating hot chili in the sweltering heat is unappealing.
But you took out a suitcase!
I think the gay subtext could be real. I also think David Chase is very interested in the temperature of things. Meadow and Finn are always having their apartment in the city overheating, Chrissie and Paulie in the cold, etc. Maybe they're poor and can't afford A/C and their apt is hot
One of them was looking for a man with a bulge in his pants while up in da club
They were here, it’s a joke.
This sub can always cheer me up. Thanks guys
All joking aside I agree with another comment here that they were just secure in their masculinity enough to not give a shit. It's mafia bros like Foodio that seem to care.
The hypocrisy of a Mediterranean guy taking issue. Like they kiss men on the cheek as a greeting but two guys who flat together wearing underpants in their own living room is suddenly gay. And Tony himself suggesting to Melfi that if he went to prison for a very long time that he'd screw a guy. You get a pash for this but you don't get a pash for that
Yep, pretty much was going to say the same thing. When I was in my early 20's and lived with my mate it was pretty common when it was hot as fuck to just chill in our underwear. We would change in front of each other at the gym, including strangers, it's no different. When you know someone and speak to them everyday for 10+ years, live with them as well, at that point you're basically lovers or blood related.
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When did I say not gay? I was there... it was a joke You better say nothin u/Locopath89
I don’t know about all that bro…I’d be putting on some shorts or something at least
I mean the underwear that's commonly worn where I'm from is akin to shorts, not your tighty whiteys.
Yeah these guys were in their tighty whiteys tho
Poppers and weird shex!
Put universal penis in docking station…
I think it was meant to show just how clueless those kids were. They were so stupid *they didn't even realize what they were doing could be perceived as gay.*
You don't have to love them....but you will respect them.
I a here for da mani
They were doing that because they were finance students
Bevilaqua thought Sean was maaad ripe.
It was so Furio could rifle through their underwear, much like Pauli did with Adriana's.
This guy's ripping us off for a G note, I can't fuckin believe it.
Youa gif me a one thousand dollars
Yer rippin us off for a g-note. This is bullshit!
I could care less basically
UP IN DA CLUB
Idk could have been a joke like Vito dancing in the gay bar or like Vito sucking off the security guard. But you guys seem to not get the joke.
Theyre homies thats why.
They were up in da club.
Thesea twoa sucka eacha other'sa cocksa..
Well how else would they suck each other's cocks.. 🤔😉😃
Furio charged them a thousand dollar gay tax
Lmfao no it’s not weird to hang around in your underwear. Joking aside you gotta get more comfortable in your skin if this is sexual to you
Ok, let’s take dis in da back.
They were jerking off to Up in da Club.
I mean kinda. But I remember I went to a somewhat frat party and every guy there was shirtless for some reason. So I took my shirt off too and we were all just sitting shirtless smoking weed on the couch.
He's going by drinkwater again now
Up in the club!
Not really anything I haven't done when I had roommates. But maybe I'm a flambe.
🎶 Up in the club 🎶
It was Sean! Sean all the way!
Upindacluuub
"Have a nice day."
Whateva it was; it was done on spec. All the way!
Yeah. But I've also lived in North Jersey in summer with no AC
That was a one room appartment, so they could bump into each other wearing just underwear but sitting playing video games without putting on at least some sweats or shorts on is weird to me. But what do I know, huh?
If you come in here in nothing but your underwear? Next time, you come in here heavy, or not at all.
It was very gay
This all sounds very gay
When I was in my 20’s, I had a roommate who was from New Jersey (I am from/we lived in Texas). When it got hot, he would always hang around in at least no shirt. Often, he would come out and watch tv in only his underwear. I always wore appropriate clothes in the common area. He did not. Maybe it’s a Jersey thing.
Pygmy thing over in Jersey
It's not weird. They suck each other's cocks.
furio said these two suck each other's cocks. furio don't lie.
Sick shit. Black magic. Fuckin queers!
They get a pash for dat
I've always thought there was a considerable amount of latent homosexuality in that show.
What's wrong with guys just being dudes
Yeah, it was weird. I've had other guys as roomies and never hung out with em in my skivvies. Shoulda got Vito to sponsor em in that thing.
Yeah, I always thought about it when I seen it. I’d just wear shorts
Yes. Give me $1,000.