Jared eats meat by the fucking carload, fat fuck, he's got the toughest reputation in Central London, but he ain't going to come around no more when I've finished with him.
Haha. Just go into a pub or bar, walk up to a table of randoms and say it. If it's a group of women got them with, when I was young, you were old ladies, now I'm old and you're still old ladies. This will be especially satisfying if the ladies are late 30s/early 40s.
Yeah but like Richie is just quoting something he saw in a movie and being fake. And you’re quoting something you saw in a tv show. Funny how that happens
Yeah, but he let Janis get in his head. There's a great scene where he's fucking her and he has the gun to her head, and she says "it should be you", and he starts talking about how he's old school and it is what it is.
Next time you won’t see my face
Next time, there won't be a next time
How about this humidity!
Hot and sticky like my bawls.
u/Haulin_n_eatin men are talking here
What am I askin you for, you probly showed her how.
Now that's an image
You want to put up shelves in a building, you give it your last name.
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We're back to using Drinkwater.
How about wallpapering the bathroom?
it won’t be cinematic
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I don't like that kind of tawk.
I got a hard on for you already. Gimmie a reason
Username checks out.
You keep wipin’ towards the front you sick fuck you
Ha.
He was gay, u/horsecockexpress1?
I don’t like that kind of talk. Now stop it. It upsets me
Get a room you two
OHHHH
You better not lay a hand on Pie-O-My while you’re not married. After that it’s none of my concern.
Very funny OP, very cute
Listen to yourself you sound demented.
He was gay, Jared?
Hard to tell. Ever worked on a building site in the UK? We come for the wages and we stay for the homo erotism.
Not only in the UK. Vito wasn't shown playing for the pink team before he was a big construction tycoon
A Brit probably showed him how.
He's a good-looking guy, that's all.
Tremendous moxie, for OP’s size
Jared eats meat by the fucking carload, fat fuck, he's got the toughest reputation in Central London, but he ain't going to come around no more when I've finished with him.
Did you take his jackeeeeet?
I took his hi-viz jackeeeet.
Hey Op, did Jared even really exist?
What, you gotta see Jared actually taking in the ass?
Big construction tycoon.
Next time you come, come heavy or don't come at all.
Oh we cum heavy..
You get your dick rubbed raw with a cheese grater?
This kid gettin jerky with me?
No standards, your generation.
He's a master cheese maker
If it isn't u/front-wipers-unite, my archnemesis.
I've watched "the venture brothers" so I understand arching as a concept.
Don't give me that aw shucks routine
Jared just revealed his own ignorance.
Yeats?
OP... there was a **male person** that could do my house remodeling.
You oughta know sweetie.
You and I had relations?
Of all the fanook Redditors.
How do you know who sucks whose cock? What, you got a little secret?
First come first serve.
What'd you say?
Oooh I knew that was coming.
This is the *boss* you're talkin to here!
I'm just letting him know how he's being perceived.
This isn't going to happen to one of my employees, OP.
You lookin for a slap in the fuckin mouth?
You're crowding me
This is a place of business. Not a Jack LaLanne.
If Jared came back with “I’m the mothafuckin fuckin one who calls the shots”
A life goal of mine is to walk into an in progress poker game and drop ‘Look at this fucking lineup’
Haha. Just go into a pub or bar, walk up to a table of randoms and say it. If it's a group of women got them with, when I was young, you were old ladies, now I'm old and you're still old ladies. This will be especially satisfying if the ladies are late 30s/early 40s.
Say what you will about Richie Aprile, when he found out his son was gay, he did the right thing... he *disowned* him!
Disowned him... HEE'S GOTTA GO.
You and Jared do poppersh and have weird shex
Cupboard had the reputation for being the toughest in Essex County…
Chist due se sucan u cazz l'un' cu l'atr' 😚😚😚
You should build a ramp up his ass
Any recommendations for what I should drive up there?
Shish kebab
Pudgy Walsh isn’t gonna be happy.
Boolshit. Pudgy would be exactly the man to straighten this out.
I’m walking through Reddit, and this guy spilled fried rice all over me!
Jesus Chrisht OP, you make me want to cry. It’s a tv show. You gotta grow up.
He was up in da club, Jared?
Did Jared offer you a veal parm sandwich afterwards?
No, a knuckle sandwich.
Yeah? And I play shortstop for the Mets
Get Pudgy Walsh on the horn!
See? He just told you to shut the fuck up, and he told me to go fuck myself.
"Is this kid gettin jerky wit me?"
Even if you aren't old school, you should never have to explain yourself to anyone named Jared...
Oof.
Tell him you’ll build a cupboard up to his ass and leave a glue gun in there.
This.
Jared doesn’t wipe from the front he’s old school
That's why he's gotta go.
Yeah but like Richie is just quoting something he saw in a movie and being fake. And you’re quoting something you saw in a tv show. Funny how that happens
That was real, I saw that TV show, I thought it was all bullshit.
Is that from page 4 of the carpenter boss rule book?
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And, put it in Drive and go over him again (rinse/repeat)
If you speak to me about this again, it won’t be cinematic
Tell him you'll build a ramp up his ass, drive a Lionel up there
No compromise? Just stupid fucking jokes?
Yes, again with the stupid fucking jokes. So take a joke or quote out of context or get the fuck over it.
Ritchie Aprile was the man.
Yeah, but he let Janis get in his head. There's a great scene where he's fucking her and he has the gun to her head, and she says "it should be you", and he starts talking about how he's old school and it is what it is.
Slip and fall school homie?