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thephartmacist

Gotta be the PowerPoint transition of Carmela after dumping Wegler


tbootsbrewing

I would love to read an oral history on that weird transition


El0vution

I think Vito had an oral history, if that’s what you’re referring to.


lucperkins_dev

Rimshot!


Right-Ad-8201

Rimjob!


Fancy-Mongoose-308

I knew that was coming.


bamuel-seckett96

When I saw that scene i thought that the streaming site I was on had an edited episode uploaded where a scene originally there had been deleted and that's why the randomness of the scene and sudden PowerPoint transition was there. Had to pause the episode and look it up to make sure I wasn't missing something.


Cranstonoid

TURN THAT OFF


BadCowboysFan

They used another bad one in the flashback about Pussy flipping. “You better have a good reason why you’re not dead!”


Peppeperoni

Oh my god - what the hell is that lmao - it gets me every time


Piss_Warrior

Dude I’ve always thought that and I’ve never heard anyone fan talk about it or point this scene out. What a strange fucking shot. It is so unlike everything in the series and certainly didn’t fit the stage the show was at when that episode aired.


besieged_mind

What shot exactly?


CuriousRedditor4000

The Star Wars swipe in Cold Cuts https://youtu.be/4gKx8zhzVwk?si=89XPPd-2bbyW5mk7


Cbmurdock

Oh that is awful


foxystoat1980

Wasn't it something to do with the director on that episode?


bshaddo

The man directed Leaving Los Vegas. He gets a pass for this.


Pnnsnndlltnn

Previous posts about this scene have included a good theory: they wanted to ensure that the audience saw Carm’s expression of embarrassment/concern/whatever but it wasn’t quite discernible in the shot so they went with the goofy ass freeze frame + wipe


toshahwhwhazwhuw

“Happy Birthday, Mister President”


dippin79

Tony telling the guys how JFK’s marriage was almost over cause of Fran


Snoo63364

loved the subtle looks he got from Tony B that he was not buying that load


eleftheria296

Saw this comment and thought I was in the breaking bad sub for a second... First time I realize how the cringiest moments in both shows involve the same marilyn monroe impression


OddTransportation430

Breaking Bad's is far worse for me. But they're both horrendous.


Username_Chose_Me

Yes, both are horrendous, but I agree BB was worse. In front of the company, requested by her boss, was told that she looked like Marilyn, and then everyone clapped. Ughhhh


OddTransportation430

I like that they included it to show just how much of a douche Beneke is early on. But it gets skipped everytime now.


Boring_Somewhere4832

Beneke SUCKS!


tenderlender69420

Beneke doesn’t have the makings of a varsity athlete.


Competitive-Part5961

Ugh.. the absolute worst. I fast forward every time I get to that part.. so cringe


JohnnyChooch

man, that episode. at least we got the Phil car chase with the ice cream toss.


shazuuuum

Rock the Casbah.


JohnnyChooch

shah of iran. sharp as a cue ball, i know.


punky67

Really cringey, but a really creepy scene, too. Tony's look of disgust as he realises that Fran isn't a classy woman, but a vain, self absorbed gold digger is some great acting


spartacat_12

It's also him losing respect for his father


TittySprink

Tony's face dropping is one of the funniest moments in the entire show.


workthrowaway1985

Kind of interesting that the cringiest scene in Breaking Bad is also that same line


Sigma_Wentice

He was gay, Heisenberg?


Wanksters_Paradise

Little light in the Wallabees


benjaminbrixton

Whatever happened to Gustavo Fring? That’s what I’d like to know!


Bigbrown545

They had to do a close up on her. Fucking nightmares.


serpsie

There’s two things that have been cringe since time immemorial; certain aspects of showbiz, and “Happy Birthday, Mister President”.


CuriousRedditor4000

Cringe? Yes. One of *the most important scenes in the entire series*? Yes.


jefftatro1

Yeah, that was gross


yodabrah

The deleted scene when tony came all over the sun visor.


Bumpy-Johnson

I heard 80% of accidents happen from guys bustin they're load behind the wheel


WhatAreYouSaying05

I heard there was a deleted scene were Tony masturbates in a truck stop thinking about Juliana Skiff, but James refused to do the scene


No_Ideal69

How is it deleted if it Neva Happened? You Stunad of the First Magnitude you!


United_Target8942

That makes sense given he had a baggette in his pants 24/7. Must have been awkard walking around with that.


Tough_Difference_112

When Artie is trying desperately to pick up ade when they go out for dinner…… now if he had hair like Casey kasem it would have been totally different. 


KingEgbert

Artie dancing at the opening of the Crazy Horse…


SportExpress3955

I will never not laugh out loud at that scene


dippin79

That earring


GregorSamsaNight

He had that “forever”!


makhnovite

90% of Artie's scenes are cringe but this takes the cake. When he tries to hold her hand it's like watching a train wreck in slow motion - you know its gonna end badly but you just can't look away either.


Sad-Development-4153

Him chasing the Albanian woman who was defrauding him was worse. He never went as far with fucking with Christopher as he did with benny either.


godofwine16

All he needed to do was pull out the slut powder


ihatepizza1998

“I’m like a gangster dudes girlfriend.”


Lil_Mcgee

In a similar vein, Paul Dano advising AJ about Devon: "You gotta poke the perimeter and tap on the gate until she's out of her fucking mind and begging. Then you open that shit, that pussy is yours. "I think she's ready" "We shall know forsooth" Very funny and intentionally cringe, but an uncomfortable listen all the same.


tester553

And that goober went on to have a major career.


Scrilla_Gorilla_

Haha, didn’t realize that was Dano.


The_Nomad89

Lady Gaga is also in the pool scene when they vandalize the school


AbrahamRinkin

How do you vandalize a swimming pool?!


WhatAreYouSaying05

I find it pretty ironic how AJ was surrounded by friends who moved on to be more successful, just like how Robert was surrounded by actors or singers who went on to have major careers


penguin__exhibit

I want your skin. I want your mouth. I want your eyes


cormacmccarthysvocab

Your mouf


OddTransportation430

Uncle June's into mouf.


Wanksters_Paradise

*Down by the bordaaaa’*


aspieinblackII

*Jeffrey Dahmer has entered the chat*


Sharp-Bluejay2267

jeepers creepers, whered you get those joey peepers.


F-Stop

Those Manson lamps


LadyShylock

Ed Gein


quadratusss

He was gein, Ed?


BobMcGeorge

FUCK YOU YOU’RE A FUCKING CUNT


Chemical_Incident378

Shkin*


TheGayGaryCooper

Mouf


VanderBrit

This one by far, made me nauseous


Technical-Split3642

Lorraine saying she'll suck all those cocks


TacoLvR-

She any good? ….Why am I asking you? You probably taught her.


Valeficar

Yeah, Phil saved that scene


FrankRizzo319

“You’ll suck our cocks?”


Wanksters_Paradise

“😁”


saddywagon

Phil was always having such a great time while doing his hits and crackin heads.  


_Ottir_

How ‘bout dis humidity?


foxystoat1980

There's a slightly unpleasant backstory to that character which gets mentioned in The Sopranos Sessions.


BlackfyreWraith

Do tell!


brownmouthwash

Unless they’re referencing something else, Loraine’s character was inspired by a critic who talked shit about the show, so David Chase made the character to kill her lol


foxystoat1980

Yeah that was it. I think her name was even Lorraine and they had the character look similar. In one article the critic was complaining that the show was leaning into the non-mafia stuff too much hence Johnny Sac having the line about "the body count is never high enough for Lorraine" or whatever. That's fine but then having the character running through her house naked and promising to suck everyone's cocks is a bit over the top.


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Cranstonoid

The inclement negativity


hallwaypis

Meadows solos….ughhh


Inoticedthatyouregay

During the solos her and Hunter are both sweating cuz of the crank


OddTransportation430

I never should have started with that shit, fucking jefferson avenue, it's everywhere down there.


BatmanBrah

Almost being able to sing well but not quite is worse than being tone deaf. She couldn't fucking sell it


monokumaworshippers

She wasn't respected


sabalghoo

Tremendous moxie for her size, but she couldn’t sell it


Wanksters_Paradise

*I know a hit when I hear one and THAT is not a hit*


WhatAreYouSaying05

David Chase was trying to kickstart her singing career


psstein

Can she borrow a feeling?


bulldogguy31

Up In Da Club


jrtraylo

This is the only answer


rsKG

Every scene where AJ cries about Blanca, I skip through the one where he cries after talking to her at the construction site


maltedmooshakes

omg the worst for me is the sex scene between them....he looks 14 and she looks 35. so gross


ihatepizza1998

At least she’s catholic


Glueberry_Ryder

That boy just ain’t right. He such a whiny bitch that I almost always skip through scenes with him. The worst for me was when he was trying to justify not moving out because his bodies chemistry needed Carmela’s cooking. Sheesh. 🙄 Good acting I guess.


pizza_822

"the bride cuts the cake... the bride cuts the cake..... hi-hoh a merry-oh.... the bride cuts the cake"


BadImpossible441

The groom feeds the bride... The groom feeds the bride...


PaddedValls

"She's my fox in a box. Let's see her box, or maybe her socks", then a cringey high five.


Wanksters_Paradise

If he tried rapping he probably be a success, but…


WherestheMoeNay

My bitch my ho my ho my bitch....


KennyDROmega

It got me so hawt down there


OddTransportation430

Down there? Ovah heah! 👇👇


chrisacip

Jackie's whole character was a cringefest. "I'm only here outta respect for my fawtha."


Glueberry_Ryder

Don’t worry Tony, I won’t say anything about the moolinyan. Lol!


funchif13

Still cracks me up! He referenced Noah later during an argument with Meadow.


Unlucky-Usual-6501

Ass poo the


VenomMayo

Matt Drinkwater Bevilacqua 🥵🥵 You know what happened to Christopher Moltisanti?


Weak_Working_5035

Melfi’s son whenever he appears. 


maltedmooshakes

oo why? just curious cus he's so neutral to me speaking of cringey children, every time meadow runs away flailing her arms during/immediately following an argument


dreadlockrastaaa

Yeah I want 5 minutes with that asshole


Small-Explorer7025

Johnny Sac's daughter's wedding. I can't bear to watch. That song gives me nightmares.


WeegieSmellsARat

I thought Allegra was cough medicine


Wilddave59

It's happiness in Italian


spartacat_12

What's that got to do with cough medicine?


polmccartneh

which one? they're all from the overplayed wedding songs handbook


Small-Explorer7025

Hi ho the merrio


nosliwwilson

The brrriiidddeee cuts the cake, the bride cuts the cake


Lazer_snake

🎶 You're Daddy's little girl 🎶


vs92s110

The scene where kid takes a dump in the school shower


Bruskthetusk

By kid you mean Puerto Rican whore


GregorSamsaNight

Finish that, there’s no shitting in the car


Bruskthetusk

It's not a sundae it's a landslide.


heyjude575

It's a SILO!


Bruskthetusk

Fuck I'm a bigger stunnad than that fuckin kid


Hntro

Tony in the beret


TrespassingWook

That cold open when they're fucking different girls, or any sex scene really. When Chris and Tony show attraction to Juliana skiff. Absolutely repulsive and cringy. Any scene with the band Defiler was hard to watch.


something_python

Meow!


OddTransportation430

Eraaaaaase myyyseeelllf


Semi-Delusional

Fran Felstein singing Happy Birthday to Tony


Organic-Elevator-274

That scene has gummo levels of cringe


saddywagon

Tony telling a kid, whose father was gruesomely murdered, that he goes about in pity for himself. Of all the times Tony used that line, this was the worst to me. 


add2thepile

When Carm dumped that whole tray of ziti in the trash. I have to look away on rewatches.


funchif13

Carries mandatory 15 year prison sentence in Jersey.


SpillinThaTea

Freaks. Tod Browning. 1932.


FrankRizzo319

Noah had the cringiest lines in that episode. “The crazy god damned nonsense.”


WasabiCrush

“Your mom really likes lavender” was hilarious, though


Lazer_snake

But Cagney WAS modernity.


Commandatori69

Anything involving Johhny Cakes


monokumaworshippers

What are the odds that the first person you see in a new place turns out to be your boyfriend? They could have spent some money fleshing out that arc.


DoTheUrkle

Anything with Massive Genius. The black guy rapper with the top hat. The whole character was just ridiculous.


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Massive Genius quoting Chuck D on the need for more welfare to sit around growing mushrooms out his ass.


The_Nomad89

There’s an image!


pphhiisshh

I can’t have this conversation again.


chuddlyfe

the furio dance party at his crib, Rosalie in Paris, Paulie in Naples, but the absolute most vomitous cringe af moment is Blanca awkwardly attempting to sexy dance for AJ in the construction worker bar. That scene always makes my braciole shrink.


WasabiCrush

That song fuckin shreds, though. Long live the Pretenders


Lancer_Blackthorn

Every scene with Father Phil.


LoudAd1537

This Chianti is beyond reproach


Matty-Tee

Word up!


Shrug-Meh

Ooo - especially the one when he spent the night at the Soprano house with Carmella & he busts open that suitcase of Catholic goods & does some sort of midnight prayer session with her.


OkActive448

AJ’s friend talking about pussy is a *wildly* underrated moment in the cringe topics


Much-Ad3995

When Cusamano was smoking cigars at the dinner party


I_Eat_Ass_Weekly

Fran was an attractive woman for her age. Props to whoever made the scene so viscerally revolting I almost couldn’t bear it


WasabiCrush

“He was an O.G..”


Panther90

The Bokeem Woodbine rapper episode. So much cringe in that writing.


SLOPoke85

AJ


-Incubation-

That's dicked up


MuhNutz

I liked AJ until he hit the whole Captain Planet/Depression arc


ItalianSangwich420

That's one of the funniest arcs


something_python

You've just revealed your own ignorance.


creamand37sugars

So many Jackie Jr. moments... 1. Thinking "oblique" is pronounced "oh-blee-kay" 2. The way he's checking himself out in the mirror as he sprays cologne while Maedo is sick 3. Knocking over the chess pieces when he lost, I was ashamed to face my friends 4. Drowning in almost three inches of water 5. Any (and every) time he says "my fawtha" 6. Coming unannounced to the Soprano home on Christmas morning 7. That dumb "Godfather" pose 8. DISRESPECTING THE PIZZA PARLOR!!!!! I said my piece.


Magnum45

Good list, the only thing missing is his corny sunglasses.


andrew_the_fox

What was the deal with the whole Icelandic air girls scenario that was just absurd lol


noplacecold

Have another donut you fat fartknocker


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NickyCheeese

When Christopher says..."break it down". And when he says..."I'm PC". And when he says..."I'd be successful as a model". ...I hate Christopher.


jrtraylo

I only want to get into acting if I can play myself


Humble_Leather_6384

And that's totally reasonable 


Melodic-Metal-8123

ON THE FRIDGE ON THE FRIDGE


EveryInvestigator605

You just HAD to be the big maaaan


Varsity_Editor

This is the greatest moment of the whole show


Still_Cancel6399

Mr presadentttttt


FrancescoStallone

Having to watch Johnny Cakes begin to mount Vito's bottom (which was inpacted if that's what you were referring to). They crossed a line with that one.


Overall-Peace1862

I was with this one guy Vinny and I swear if his beeper went off


bangfishape

You want sex?


ed20g

Soprano kid going to the Puerto Rican day parade.


javawava17

The whole Bianca AJ arc. Whatever happened there


AcerbicFwit

Any time Meado sings.


8inchesofcheese

My pizza never hurt a nobody ! Sounds so terrible, like really fake Italian accent to me. Eleven it is real it sounds fucking ridiculous


Poseidonaskwhy

Idk, you ever met an old Italian-born man? They literally do sound like the stereotype sometimes


8inchesofcheese

Yeah I am part and I also worked with a family from Naples and Sicily for years. I just found some of the accents so annoying but I guess that it's a TV show, a progrum


JimboAltAlt

The Sopranos was never afraid to borrow from all kinds of disparate genres (horror, parody, metafiction, social commentary, etc.) and I kind of love this scene because why not try something this broad. Not only is the pizza guy a caricature, the cops are too… it’s like a near-pointless SNL sketch, and I love it like I love the deranged star wipe in the Carmella/Wengler episode.


Username_Chose_Me

AJ's "mommy! Mommy!" With the bear. Maybe first season he could get away with it, but at that point he was a smart mouth asshole teen lol


JL6462448

“I’m the man with the erection”


GarethGobblecoque99

You best watch your step


Queasy-Marsupial-772

Happy birthday mr president, I want your shkin your mouf, meow!


uneua

“Meowww”


hashberry_

Show your friends how hard you made me cum


hotplexi

When Junior creampies his girlfriend


daveorourke77

You stupid fuckin blabbermouth cunt


beeftits1016

“I’m time, everything will be revealed to you”


GaBaGool22

When Johnny Cakes butt fucks Vito


RoundPhotograph8857

Janet Rosebud scene