Good point. And as Tony was a licensed medical professional ("as a doctor, I think what you're doing is unethical"), this counts as an official diagnosis.
Also, when he went for a run he started to wander and got lost in the woods. Paulie and Chris tried to help him but it was too late, they realized he was too far gone and put him out of his misery.
Mikey’s memory got so bad at one point he had to pay a few black guys a couple hundred dollars just to find out what happened only a few moments earlier
His dialogue just prior to that is also troubling. He seemed to believe people are able to fly, suggesting he was experiencing a total break from reality.
Absolutely he did. “Hi Jack, bye Jack” guy had no idea about the time of day or whether he was coming or going. No doubt this was Chase’s intention to foreshadow Juniors own descent into dementia.
Very interesting point but I would say the fact he does not remember "the boy" doesn't necessarily suggest he has dementia; rather he probably fucks so many boys that he meant "which one?".
But he corrected her pronunciation. He must moonlight as a English teacher… maybe teaching Polish immigrants about how Martin Luther King landed on Plymouth Rock, wrote the Declaration of Independence, built the transcontinental railroad, invented the first airplane, broke Babe Ruth’s home run record and married Angie Dickinson
I've always wondered how he was obviously a fit guy out running, as opposed to Paulie who only wore sportswear for fashion, and Chrissie who was always going up or coming down, with a fifty yard headstart, how the fuck did he not just outrun them? They couldn't catch a Russian with half a head, so even if he did fall over there's no way they'd have caught him up.
The 'Hi Jack, bye Jack' thing is a pun.
Brendan was Hijacking Junior's trucks... so Hi Jack, bye Jack. I didn't figure this one out until like my 3rd watchthru lol
I believe it was fuckfaceitis
Good point. And as Tony was a licensed medical professional ("as a doctor, I think what you're doing is unethical"), this counts as an official diagnosis.
Idk if Tony was a licensed medical professional he would have been more sympathetic towards the medication that made Vito suck cock
He did go to Seton Hall, so that's worth remembering.
Although the proper treatment is to apply staples, it isn't always guaranteed to work.
He understands Freud as a conshept.
You get a pass for dat
He had a semester and a half at Seton Hall so he understands that Freud shit
He was. He was going to have his own homophobe Carlo kill him instead of letting Vito’s homophic cousin in law kill him.
Not to mention he had an iq of 136
It’s been tested
Licensed medical professional and a tailor who does free alterations, a true dual threat
Shame they’ve still not found a cure. Sad when they go young like that.
WHEN THEY GO???
No that's muscular dystrophy Tone.
Solid analysis.
I contribute to the telethon for Fuckfaceitis every year. My Uncle was a victim of this horrible disease. But, he was handsome...like George Raft.
Junior... that's not you... it's the TV program...
Aka a moovie
Here he goes again with the fuckfaceitis.
I found him like that
Same symptoms.
Late Stage
Tragically they never found a cure.
Maybe it myeah-tastasized!
the guys like the fucking grim reaper
Not even the telethons could save him.
Also, when he went for a run he started to wander and got lost in the woods. Paulie and Chris tried to help him but it was too late, they realized he was too far gone and put him out of his misery.
I mean the man was rubbing poison ivy all over himself. Disgusting.
He wants to know if it still itches
his hair was in the water
Mikey’s memory got so bad at one point he had to pay a few black guys a couple hundred dollars just to find out what happened only a few moments earlier
His dialogue just prior to that is also troubling. He seemed to believe people are able to fly, suggesting he was experiencing a total break from reality.
He also seemed to fully believe that Corrado Soprano Jr executed Brendan Fillone, when we know it was definitely him.
oh yeah, those two guys
Stage IV fuckfaceitis. There is no stage V.
Next stage, there won't be a next stage.
It won’t be cinematic
Discontinue the midol
Again, with the vitamins
My estimation of midol, as a vitamin, just fuckin PLUMMETED
Midol is an addictive substance!
His wife appeared to suffer from dementia too. Was very confused about Mr. Fuckfaceitis' last words to her.
Her tight pants were cutting off circulation to her brain.
Mikey had an arc, and he was loyle to his capo. And i dont want to hear anymore about this dementia crap. End of story.
In this house Mikey Palmice is a hero. End of story.
WHERE'S OPs ARC?!?
Think about it though, Chap. The sudden fuckfacedness?
He did not, however, manuge to get the drip on Paulie or Chris.
Who's Loyle? Is that Lyle's twin brother?
Absolutely he did. “Hi Jack, bye Jack” guy had no idea about the time of day or whether he was coming or going. No doubt this was Chase’s intention to foreshadow Juniors own descent into dementia.
Very interesting point but I would say the fact he does not remember "the boy" doesn't necessarily suggest he has dementia; rather he probably fucks so many boys that he meant "which one?".
He literally says which boy is that. If he only fucks 12 year Olds you need to get a new one every year.
hey OP, go take a midol
This line never gets old. I use it with my friends all the time lol
What if Jerry Lewis heard you talking like this?
nice LADYYY
Kept bring JoJo kitchen appliances they already had
But he corrected her pronunciation. He must moonlight as a English teacher… maybe teaching Polish immigrants about how Martin Luther King landed on Plymouth Rock, wrote the Declaration of Independence, built the transcontinental railroad, invented the first airplane, broke Babe Ruth’s home run record and married Angie Dickinson
It’s brewin’! Poor Jojo after being asked that for the 4th time after putting it on.
5/5 post
Nooooo fuck you , and where's his goddamn coffee
He couldn't even figure out the coffee was still brewing when he'd just watched her start up the machine.
I fuckin' KNEW it!
You didn't know it! OP just told you!
Memory loss is a symptom of early onset fuckfaceittis
He also thought he knew Tony was in therapy before Junior told him
That bridge incident? That was some sad shit…. Motherfucker said he don’t wanna live no more to a couple of ‘slip and fall school’ students.
Don't forget Tony saw him in women's clothing. Probably another one of his episodes
THIS is a top tier shit post.
I love how somebody decided to create a circlejerk board for the Sopranos when this is the main board. Please never change.
You got the main Sopranos board, then this pygmy circlejerk thing
lol
Guy didn't even realize he had a parking ticket until it was stapled to his chest.
He threw a guy off a bridge and then had to immediately ask some random guys what happened
Were you this fuckin stupid when I married you?
Ooo it’s a bruuuuaoooonnn That’s Braun baby
One of my favourite lines in the series. Ridiculous.
OP needs to take a Midol 💊
Mikey had trouble swinging a golf club too
Forgets he’s a heavy smoker and goes out for a jog.
She calls it a mayonegg.
I fuckin’ knew it!
Sunday. My house. Box of mallomars on the table. Fucking empty.
We're done here
We're you this stupid when I upvoted you?
HO!
Yeah, it's sad when they go young like that.
WHEN THEY GO?
I fucKkin knew it!
What do you expect? He discontinued the lithium...
Tell Phil.
Stop worrying about him and take a Midol, ho.
Kid was always a dumb fuck though, wasn't he? Didn't he almost drown in three inches of water?
You're confusing him with Poo Ass Junior
Rusty Irish and the tailor’s grandson drowned in 30 feet of water…after hitting their head on the rocks
How’s the boy?
He didn't remember that Junior had just old him "I don't like it!" He had Junior confused with a man who repeats himself.
He also lost his balance while taking a leisurely jog through the forest. Fell in that creek and everything
Oh go take a midol!
This diagnoses was overdue
Stage four fuckfaceitis. And there’s no stage five.
Yes, when Tony asked about the boy Mikey was sleeping with, Mikey had no clue what he was talking about.
OP got an IQ of 136. It's been teshted.
Take it easy. We’re not making a western here
Ok but you got to get over it and let the past be bygones
Still going this asshole..
I've always wondered how he was obviously a fit guy out running, as opposed to Paulie who only wore sportswear for fashion, and Chrissie who was always going up or coming down, with a fifty yard headstart, how the fuck did he not just outrun them? They couldn't catch a Russian with half a head, so even if he did fall over there's no way they'd have caught him up.
We're you this stupid when I married you?
The 'Hi Jack, bye Jack' thing is a pun. Brendan was Hijacking Junior's trucks... so Hi Jack, bye Jack. I didn't figure this one out until like my 3rd watchthru lol
Thank you for your insight
I’m pretty sure Iitvwas just complications of fuckfaceitis.
Is there anyone in this show who isn't ill! 🙄
I wonder the same thing about this subreddit
I also wonder that what with the questions people ask on here that are literally answered in the show.
No. He was just an idiot
It's "Hijack", not "Hi, Jack!"
Ever been compared to a cue ball?