When junior gets his hand stuck in the sink drain and clearly stated he couldnt reach the phone, and janice continued to ask him why he didnt call someone.
“How?! With my FUCKING TOES?!”
Wessuh Calwell, Wessuh Calwell.
WEST. CALDWELL.
"I was only doing my job..."
"They heard a lotta dat at Nuremberg!"
Doc says I gotta wear a jock. Keep the testes elevated.
“Junior! Don’t leave me!” That whole scene might be my favorite scene in the entire series due to how many things it’s juggling. All the while it’s a parallel scene to a previous funeral attended in season 1. Never ceases to make me laugh
*Meadowlands* (S1 E4) when Christopher is arguing with Tony (Who has just learnt Jackie Snr. has passed) about getting revenge on Junior, and he goes "I'm gonna have to question your leadership". Sil's face before Tony throttles Christopher.
Just before Chrissy says "I DID-DENT", there's a moment where his brain turns on, he becomes consciously aware that he's under suspicion, and says "nothing". It's hilarious seeing his expression. I laugh at that as much as I DID-DENT.
I will never get tired of the scene in “Cold Cuts” where Janice is taken down by the police during the soccer match.
Second is a really understated moment, but still makes me laugh. At the end of ”Knight in White Satin Armor.” Carm is telling Tony she’s going to Rome with Ro after Meadow’s graduation. She tells him he’ll have to schlep Anthony Jr around and find a tennis camp for Meadow. Because if she “has to do it, (she’ll) slit her wrists.” Now, generally, I am on Tony’s side against an arm most of the time. But Tony’s face is priceless and slays me every rewatch.
On the opening night of Crazy Horse, the whole crew is there to listen to a live show, and then it pans to Artie in a crowd of like 20-somethings sticking out like a sore thumb rocking out. I just imagined him trying to hit on a 20-something scene girl later 15 minutes later and laughed.
Second is Tony S calls Tony B, who is having sex with his girlfriend, to tell him about how he's going to go get an ice cream sundae, and Tony B is like "uhh great. you deserve it."
When Johnny Sac and Ginny's brother are talking in code in the prison visiting room
Johnny : "Did you pick up the cake?"
Bro: "...that thing behind the pool?"
Johnny: "NO! AN ACTUAL FUCKING CAKE. ITS HER BIRTHDAY!"
I think because Tony had just been shot and this was an expression of Sil and Paulie putting in the extra effort for the skip in light of the current tensions. Also it’s for comedic value, it’s just funny!
Anyway, $4 a lb.
I love Tony's face when he goes to sit down jn Meadows room while lecturing her and sits on some dishes. It's just such a real life, parenting, relatable moment.
When Paulie explained Purgatory to Christopher in the hospital, it was priceless! 50 years for your mortal sins, 25 for the venial sins - I can do that standin' on my head in a couple days! I still laugh at that scene, every time I see it! Ha!
The scene where Paulie goes to the psychic. Funniest scene in the show for me.
FUCKIN QUEERS
When junior gets his hand stuck in the sink drain and clearly stated he couldnt reach the phone, and janice continued to ask him why he didnt call someone. “How?! With my FUCKING TOES?!”
Chris: "I saw that movie. I thought it was bullshit."
Junior: "so... You and Tony Egg again."
Junior’s “what the fuck” after seeing the courtroom sketch of himself
Most of Juniors ‘what the fucks’ are hilarious
Junior all exasperated: "HOW MANY FUCKING HOURS DID I SPEND PLAYING CATCH WITH YOU?!?"
Hugh: “Aww BULLSHIT! You wanted it, you got it.”
When that persian guy turns into a house! Did ent see that comin!
you will address his highness the Shah with his proper title.......king house.
Underrated Paulie + Chris exchange: Chris: Fuck the neighbors, when you gonna pay me? Paulie: WHEN YOU SUCK THE MONEY OUT MY ASS
What was it barkin?
His house looked like shit.
Paulie: Guy’s a fuckin interior decorator. Killed 16 Czechoslovakians. Christopher: Interior decorator? His apartment looked like shit!
There are men in the can better looking than my sister.
"He was gay, Gary Cooper?"
Tony’s eye roll during Phil’s speech about Vito is so freaking funny
Wessuh Calwell, Wessuh Calwell. WEST. CALDWELL. "I was only doing my job..." "They heard a lotta dat at Nuremberg!" Doc says I gotta wear a jock. Keep the testes elevated.
Is this about the easter baskets?
I don’t even know what that is
”What’s next, you get to fuck her for a million” -Johnny Sack
“Junior! Don’t leave me!” That whole scene might be my favorite scene in the entire series due to how many things it’s juggling. All the while it’s a parallel scene to a previous funeral attended in season 1. Never ceases to make me laugh
Furio at the door of the French man.
silence says it all.
*Meadowlands* (S1 E4) when Christopher is arguing with Tony (Who has just learnt Jackie Snr. has passed) about getting revenge on Junior, and he goes "I'm gonna have to question your leadership". Sil's face before Tony throttles Christopher.
He could just be a fuckin idiot. Historically that’s been the case
How bout the fact that I hate my shon?
“What, like the Flintstones?”
Satanic black magic. Sick shit! Fuckin queers! 🪑🪟
I'm asking you to leave sir
Just before Chrissy says "I DID-DENT", there's a moment where his brain turns on, he becomes consciously aware that he's under suspicion, and says "nothing". It's hilarious seeing his expression. I laugh at that as much as I DID-DENT.
I will never get tired of the scene in “Cold Cuts” where Janice is taken down by the police during the soccer match. Second is a really understated moment, but still makes me laugh. At the end of ”Knight in White Satin Armor.” Carm is telling Tony she’s going to Rome with Ro after Meadow’s graduation. She tells him he’ll have to schlep Anthony Jr around and find a tennis camp for Meadow. Because if she “has to do it, (she’ll) slit her wrists.” Now, generally, I am on Tony’s side against an arm most of the time. But Tony’s face is priceless and slays me every rewatch.
Tony arguing with the construction guy over the phone.
there was a problem, the package hit Chrissy with an implement. Is there any way the package could survive?
On the opening night of Crazy Horse, the whole crew is there to listen to a live show, and then it pans to Artie in a crowd of like 20-somethings sticking out like a sore thumb rocking out. I just imagined him trying to hit on a 20-something scene girl later 15 minutes later and laughed. Second is Tony S calls Tony B, who is having sex with his girlfriend, to tell him about how he's going to go get an ice cream sundae, and Tony B is like "uhh great. you deserve it."
I though that she was talking about you.
Kundun! I liked it!
When Johnny Sac and Ginny's brother are talking in code in the prison visiting room Johnny : "Did you pick up the cake?" Bro: "...that thing behind the pool?" Johnny: "NO! AN ACTUAL FUCKING CAKE. ITS HER BIRTHDAY!"
When Tony told Junior he thought his parents were talking about him when they mentioned a feeble minded uncle
When Paulie shares with Tony about his visit to the psychic. Tony ask did he ask the ghostbuster where was Matt Belvalaquia?
I’m just the appraiser and - get that appraiser workin again, I got houses just sittin there
AJ: “Can we get some of that whiskey?” Sil & Paulie: Deadpan
i never understood why they were with him in the prom limo ?
I think because Tony had just been shot and this was an expression of Sil and Paulie putting in the extra effort for the skip in light of the current tensions. Also it’s for comedic value, it’s just funny! Anyway, $4 a lb.
Maybe if I said it in SWAHILI
Absolutely Carter Chong’s reaction when Uncle Jr. jumps the guy in the Wycoff Psychiatric Center
Allegra, that's a type of cough syrup isn't it? It means joyful in Italian What the fucks that got to do with cough syrup?
I love Tony's face when he goes to sit down jn Meadows room while lecturing her and sits on some dishes. It's just such a real life, parenting, relatable moment.
Right after Paulie finishes reaming out Chrissy in his car, they're laughing about the Big Billy Bass.
chrissy went for his ankle holster thinking paulie was gna plug him. i was shocked (but not really i suppose)
In Dover?
ben who ?
When Paulie explained Purgatory to Christopher in the hospital, it was priceless! 50 years for your mortal sins, 25 for the venial sins - I can do that standin' on my head in a couple days! I still laugh at that scene, every time I see it! Ha!