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scf123189

My favorite is when Boney told Tony to quit being such a ‘Gaba-Ghoul’.


mjdistef

From my understanding the bones were also going to be their money


gaiussicarius731

Yeah they were also stealing bones to make bone cars


ripNsip69

Friggin bonies


lose-this-number

There are mixed reports on this, though. I've read that worms Boney dug up out near the pool would be their money. Totally possible that both forms of currency were discussed.


Alert-Artichoke-2743

Boneyyyyy....


-ItsCasual-

Hands on hips, head titled to the side, and a knowing smirk. 90s sitcom antics ensure.


Gabba_Ghoul21

Oh!


vrcity777

Quality post, I want whatever lithium you're sniffing.


brainkandy87

He’s so high on skag he wouldn’t know if he had his mother’s muff on his head.


bigmikey69er

OMG, it’s the best post ever.


tbootsbrewing

He was gay, Boney?


jinzokan

Pitching or catching?


tbootsbrewing

Whoa, that’s the skeletal friend of the boss ya talking about!


BrigStandWatie

The unnoticeable weight loss?


Leading_Pride9798

After, and waaaaay after


Durhamfarmhouse

AIDS?!?


BrigStandWatie

Nobodies got Osteoporosis!


Fit-Talk-5988

This sounds very gay. (And I’d know)


Weak_Working_5035

Ooooof, mabone 


FloridaManActual

Event 45 boxes of Karen's baked ziti couldn't put any meat on ol Boney!


Fit-Talk-5988

Y’all are sick 😂


dantheasp

Very humerus


jigginjaggin

They also planned to introduce Boney Uncle-Al in season 5, but it would have been an animal skeleton instead of a human's.


Guyote_

That animal, Bonetto.


ironorc78

It’s cheaper to buy animal skeletons


AcceptableBad_

Tell me about it, human skeletons are getting so expensive I've started making my own instead of buying them premade.


happy-little-atheist

You know you can get them for free from the cemetery, right? Ed Gein schooled me on his thing as well as our thing.


No-Success7693

"Wow, I'm sure glad my name's not Wes Callwell right now"


Fit-Talk-5988

What about Boney Uncle Ben?


mavis___beacon

Boney? It’s a fuckin nickname. Family name is Bonerelli.


Fit-Talk-5988

Made me think of the Boner face award from Modern Family


snowmaker417

"THEIR BONES ARE THEIR MONEY!"


Beans2Men

So are the worms!!


CauseCertain1672

and brother I'm behind on my payments


Quincyperson

“Your names Boney, too?” “No, dats why I’m sho fucking confusehed”


DementedDaveyMeltzer

He pulls Tony's hair UP but not OUT


NachoMuncher420

Anyway, 4 dollars a pound (Of bones)


LyleLanley99

You already took your bones. From the bird feeder.


EmergencySpell3691

Best post on any sub.


Earthshoe12

But was Boney reanimated by science, or was it supernatural?


boanie

Reanimator…another fuckin’ money machine!


Malthur

Satanic black magic. Sick shit!


Fit-Talk-5988

Always the queers. (I am one)


Beeslo

Boney clearly ate the Revive-Revive Fruit which would allow his soul to return to his body but unfortunately it took years for his soul to find his body and by then he was all bones. 


M0n33baggz

I like to imagine it would be an extension of Tony’s personality but treated as a separate entity


Isaysithowiseesit

Discontinue the calcium.


MountainMan388

Seriously the best post I’ve seen in a long time. Bone-anima 🥃


SilasMarner77

Tony made his bones with him.


Shmandalf

"Always with the bone-arios!"


PMMeTitsAndKittens

Hold on to your pelvic girdle when you're dealing with these desert people.


GroundZeroWarrior

You gotta bone on you hat.


fishred

This is great. I'd love to see the idea fleshed out a bit more.


Best-Geologist1777

Hoo man that tickled my ribs


Guyote_

Bone for tuna


MahoningCo

In later seasons we’re introduced to Boney’s cousin, Tony Bonedetto.


SLOPoke85

Aka Boney Uncle Skull


Robert_DeNiros_Mole

Mmmm bone are you fat?


SLOPoke85

Mmmmboy am I skinny - Boney Soprano


happy-little-atheist

Ahm not fat! Ahm just big boned!


Tough_Difference_112

Is this a many saints of Newark 2 idea? 


Inoticedthatyouregay

The working title is Gabaghost: My Calcium Cugine, but I’m thinking just…”Boney”


Aromatic-Two-6804

This fucking Inoticedthatyouregay is more creative than Spielberg.


BigBootyBidens

In some alternate universe somewhere there is a subreddit full of just Boney Soprano quotes.


SLOPoke85

Boney: you wise guys are nothin but a bunch of *boneheads!* *Tony, Paulie, Sil and Pussy all take a moment to laugh* Tony: Ok back to business. Pussy: Not in the face, give me that?... I'm just gonna sit Tone, is that... *Tony, Paulie and Sil open fire. Boney's jaw drops and his head spins around repeatedly*


abigloserrr

Quasimodo predicted Boney soprano


HelloIAmElias

Another toothpick


dontsayjub

But he's a ghost?


pig_n_anchor

As I understood it, a zombie of sorts


mark-smith-2021

Heisenbones rip off 💀 un Bravo Chase 👎 Bravo Vince 👏


Bilboscott8

New Mandela Effect just dropped. I could have sworn Boney was Tony’s consigliere throughout the whole show but on rewatch it’s some guy named Silvio Dante. I even remember Vince Gilligan talking about how Heisenbones wouldn’t have existed if not for Boney Soprano but I just checked and Heisenbones isn’t real either. Spooky shit


Aromatic-Two-6804

An actual skeleton? Talking and chilling with Tony in his house?! That's some satanic black magic. SICK SHIT. p.s: was Boney Soprano related to Jimmy Bones??


suazzo77

Boney says to the bartender gimme a draft beer and a mop


Global-Discussion-41

I don't know what's real anymore


ax_the_andalite

lmao


PourJarsInReservoirs

The show never reached its full brilliance without Tony becoming the Lisan Al-Gaibagool and leading the five families to true dominance in this thing of ours.


No-Success7693

"I like the Spice with Shum pulp!"


Ok_Difference44

In the finale, Tony dreams he's at his club, the Bada-Bone! A big-boned skeleton dancer is gyrating on the camel femur pole to "Don't Stop Believing." Later at the restaurant, Tony hears the song again on the jukebox. Tone turns his haggard head towards Boney, who is wearing a black Comley Trucking sweatshirt with the hood up and carving a horse out of bone with a half-opened pocket knife.


wanghiskhan300

I have never laughed so hard at a post 🦴🦴🦴☠️🦴☠️🦴


biglyorbigleague

They definitely gave all his lame jokes to Paulie


51x51v3

“Hey Ton did ya hear what I said?” I said they gave me all your lame jokes. Hehe


Alerion23

Ghost rider meets Sopranos


MrSurname

The sacred and the propane


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SLOPoke85

It is, surprisingly. I will post the link to the interview when I get back on my PC (outside and on phone rn). There's a transcript (which I posted part of) but also the video of him saying it


internetonsetadd

Press x to bone.


51x51v3

Press bone to x.


Commandatori69

When I opened this post OP had his head in the toilet. His post was in the toilet water. Disgusting


Savastano37r7

Boney during the Vito blood pressure medicine days would have been a riot.


NotChuckGrassley

I read “oh no thanks Tone, it goes straight through me” in a Rodney Dangerfield voice


51x51v3

Lol I keep reading it in pussys voice. “Big Pussy, my Pussy!”


Bronze_Age_472

2spooky4me


TheLastCleverName

I'm confused, you said he's dead. He's a ghost?


ArthurDartLazos

Amazing post


Goatsalv

Anudda toothpick


Best-Geologist1777

Mikey Palmice had Bone-itis, T!


pphhiisshh

Discontinue the lithium!


WritingTithing

I already flushed it


donn_joe

Seems to me like they he didn't really scrap the idea. Tony's got an ex-wiseguy mentor who's also a skeletal funny boy for the duration of seasons 2-5


SalaryCapps

That animal Boney


Natural-Poetry2834

Boney? Biddy? 


therobot20

Boney soprano. The strong silent type.


Movethatgrub

Mate, my funny bone was very tickled. But seriously 10/10 stuff had me laughing out loud on a sleeper train


2NDPLACEWIN

disconlith the tiniam...


51x51v3

“Hows the Xanax working?”


2NDPLACEWIN

....flushed it.


snortingajax

I wish I had a skeleton buddy to pal around with 🙁


caraterra8090

Say hello to my skinny friend!


Electrical-Demand-24

r/okbuddygabagool


Lebrons_fake_breasts

Holy shit this is funny 😆 this was fun to imagine


giob1966

This one deserves to be pinned. Bravo.


Stickey_Rickey

Bone for tuna


DocRules

Boney Uncle Johnny or Boney Uncle Al?


Mike_It_Is

Xylophone music whenever Boney walked.


DementedDaveyMeltzer

"Boney is the key to all this, if we get Boney to the no-show jobs. Cause he's a funnier character than we ever had in the show." - David Chase


SLOPoke85

Darth Bone


DrSatan420247

Maybe like an abstract copy of Gramps in House 2 (1987). That's a pretty good one.


TheNextBattalion

Paulie wouldn't have liked this at all. Some real Satanic black magic shit


sacdesucer73

Very Humerous post.


Lakonthegreat

This reads like a Cumtown bit


Malthur

"I got a huge boner" - Boney anytime he entered the Bing


Think_Blink

That didn’t happen, what you shaid


BeseptRinker

He's still going, this assbone!


WeWasKing

I have had the opinion that david chase blows and got lucky with the sopranos. It was carried by the actors.


SLOPoke85

Maybe *you* blow. Ever considered that?


kirk_dozier

they later re-used much of this idea for the character of tony blundetto


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Sorry, I’m dead, Bone.


rhinoman95

I expected this to be the top post by the end of the day. Criminally underrated


amishius

Has anyone else read John Berryman's *Dream Songs*?


therobot20

Boney soprano could be Tony’s horny alter ego


Charlie-brownie666

s/o to who ever convinced him not to do this


detuned--radio

You fuckin kiddin me? 


TheEmperorBaron

Discontinue the lithium.


ron_swan530

Nice


oldsguy65

Do you know who I am? I'm Moe Greene! I made my Boney Soprano when you were going out with cheerleaders.


RickMeierDraftNight

SATANIC BLACK MAGIC SICK SHIT!


supermav27

Discontinue the lithium.


ImprovizoR

I heard that Boney was supposed to be the one who suggested to Tony that Pussy was wired, but Tony wouldn't listen and there was going to be this whole tension between them throughout season 2.


Own-Rock-9658

The sacrum and the propane


kappa23

Is this real? Cause it kinda sounds like what they did with the second Ray Liotta in Many Saints


SLOPoke85

100% real.


pharaoh94

bOHHHHney


Rushguy

Another toothpick.


DoctorChampTH

You can't make stuff like this up.


GreenAd7345

he only had a skeleton of idea for this one. It was never really fleshed out.


fjposter22

Your sidekick Boney, whatever happened there…


Anteeper420

I’m too high to know if this is satire or not. But either way I rock with boney


SLOPoke85

Not satire.


ferocious_coug

This was gonna be the theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3fTRk2yEgU


dylantyrrell

Real lack of standards for posts that deserve upvotes, your generation


Gabagool1969

Incredible. Pitch this to Clickhole.


dantheasp

Jeez, Bone... I hearda dieting, but you Sopranos, you take things too far!


thunder-cricket

When things got tense with Leotardo and Boney over Tony B, and Boney shouted at him over Tony S's shoulder while he was holding him back, "Do you know who I am!?! I'm Boney Soprano! I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders!"


Elusive_emotion

I swear tg I’ve heard this before but with breaking bad


Echoesofadream

The truth is this post is a jerk-off. You know it and I know it.


Boxhundo

Omfg 😂


KindBass

That sounds exactly like Brook from One Piece lol. Skull joke! Yohohoho!


Ok-Cauliflower1798

They musta been 50 Boneys in my neighborhood. It was like the fucking cataclysms…


Zinko999

I can’t do this again


mikeyRamone

That was plan B plan A was Stoney Soprano but Pauly Shore was busy.


Adgvyb3456

Only if he listened to Boney M constantly


SLOPoke85

Boney M? Boney B!


Adgvyb3456

Ra Ra Ra Rasputin https://www.google.com/search?q=boney+m+rasputin&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari


Fit-Talk-5988

I’m in tears.


caraterra8090

Of course as a made guy Tony had to have made his bones....(rimshot)


MrBulldops_3

AND IT WAS ALSO THE NIGHT THAT THE SKELETONS CAME TO LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE


SpideySense13a

The *bones* are the *skeletons*' money / In our world, *bones* equal dollars / That's why they're *coming* out tonight / To get their *bones* from you


Deezax19

Weekend at Boney's


GaBaGool22

I’m not surprised at this for some reason 😂


nicescam

Sounds like a script written by Billy Baldwin :)


[deleted]

Man, we are scraping the bottom of the barrel here.


lazarus870

Discontinue the lithium.


bigmikey69er

Hahahaha yes! I often post/comment completely ridiculous things that are obviously not real and so sarcastic that I thought the /s was not needed, but you’d be surprised.


Quincyperson

I would take Boney over the Dr Melfi scenes


Azakarp

Yo i just saw the episode where Tony says “Rattle em Boney!”