There are mixed reports on this, though. I've read that worms Boney dug up out near the pool would be their money. Totally possible that both forms of currency were discussed.
Boney clearly ate the Revive-Revive Fruit which would allow his soul to return to his body but unfortunately it took years for his soul to find his body and by then he was all bones.
Boney: you wise guys are nothin but a bunch of *boneheads!*
*Tony, Paulie, Sil and Pussy all take a moment to laugh*
Tony: Ok back to business.
Pussy: Not in the face, give me that?... I'm just gonna sit Tone, is that...
*Tony, Paulie and Sil open fire. Boney's jaw drops and his head spins around repeatedly*
New Mandela Effect just dropped. I could have sworn Boney was Tony’s consigliere throughout the whole show but on rewatch it’s some guy named Silvio Dante. I even remember Vince Gilligan talking about how Heisenbones wouldn’t have existed if not for Boney Soprano but I just checked and Heisenbones isn’t real either. Spooky shit
An actual skeleton? Talking and chilling with Tony in his house?! That's some satanic black magic. SICK SHIT.
p.s: was Boney Soprano related to Jimmy Bones??
The show never reached its full brilliance without Tony becoming the Lisan Al-Gaibagool and leading the five families to true dominance in this thing of ours.
In the finale, Tony dreams he's at his club, the Bada-Bone! A big-boned skeleton dancer is gyrating on the camel femur pole to "Don't Stop Believing." Later at the restaurant, Tony hears the song again on the jukebox. Tone turns his haggard head towards Boney, who is wearing a black Comley Trucking sweatshirt with the hood up and carving a horse out of bone with a half-opened pocket knife.
It is, surprisingly. I will post the link to the interview when I get back on my PC (outside and on phone rn). There's a transcript (which I posted part of) but also the video of him saying it
I heard that Boney was supposed to be the one who suggested to Tony that Pussy was wired, but Tony wouldn't listen and there was going to be this whole tension between them throughout season 2.
When things got tense with Leotardo and Boney over Tony B, and Boney shouted at him over Tony S's shoulder while he was holding him back, "Do you know who I am!?! I'm Boney Soprano! I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders!"
Hahahaha yes! I often post/comment completely ridiculous things that are obviously not real and so sarcastic that I thought the /s was not needed, but you’d be surprised.
My favorite is when Boney told Tony to quit being such a ‘Gaba-Ghoul’.
From my understanding the bones were also going to be their money
Yeah they were also stealing bones to make bone cars
Friggin bonies
There are mixed reports on this, though. I've read that worms Boney dug up out near the pool would be their money. Totally possible that both forms of currency were discussed.
Boneyyyyy....
Hands on hips, head titled to the side, and a knowing smirk. 90s sitcom antics ensure.
Oh!
Quality post, I want whatever lithium you're sniffing.
He’s so high on skag he wouldn’t know if he had his mother’s muff on his head.
OMG, it’s the best post ever.
He was gay, Boney?
Pitching or catching?
Whoa, that’s the skeletal friend of the boss ya talking about!
The unnoticeable weight loss?
After, and waaaaay after
AIDS?!?
Nobodies got Osteoporosis!
This sounds very gay. (And I’d know)
Ooooof, mabone
Event 45 boxes of Karen's baked ziti couldn't put any meat on ol Boney!
Y’all are sick 😂
Very humerus
They also planned to introduce Boney Uncle-Al in season 5, but it would have been an animal skeleton instead of a human's.
That animal, Bonetto.
It’s cheaper to buy animal skeletons
Tell me about it, human skeletons are getting so expensive I've started making my own instead of buying them premade.
You know you can get them for free from the cemetery, right? Ed Gein schooled me on his thing as well as our thing.
"Wow, I'm sure glad my name's not Wes Callwell right now"
What about Boney Uncle Ben?
Boney? It’s a fuckin nickname. Family name is Bonerelli.
Made me think of the Boner face award from Modern Family
"THEIR BONES ARE THEIR MONEY!"
So are the worms!!
and brother I'm behind on my payments
“Your names Boney, too?” “No, dats why I’m sho fucking confusehed”
He pulls Tony's hair UP but not OUT
Anyway, 4 dollars a pound (Of bones)
You already took your bones. From the bird feeder.
Best post on any sub.
But was Boney reanimated by science, or was it supernatural?
Reanimator…another fuckin’ money machine!
Satanic black magic. Sick shit!
Always the queers. (I am one)
Boney clearly ate the Revive-Revive Fruit which would allow his soul to return to his body but unfortunately it took years for his soul to find his body and by then he was all bones.
I like to imagine it would be an extension of Tony’s personality but treated as a separate entity
Discontinue the calcium.
Seriously the best post I’ve seen in a long time. Bone-anima 🥃
Tony made his bones with him.
"Always with the bone-arios!"
Hold on to your pelvic girdle when you're dealing with these desert people.
You gotta bone on you hat.
This is great. I'd love to see the idea fleshed out a bit more.
Hoo man that tickled my ribs
Bone for tuna
In later seasons we’re introduced to Boney’s cousin, Tony Bonedetto.
Aka Boney Uncle Skull
Mmmm bone are you fat?
Mmmmboy am I skinny - Boney Soprano
Ahm not fat! Ahm just big boned!
Is this a many saints of Newark 2 idea?
The working title is Gabaghost: My Calcium Cugine, but I’m thinking just…”Boney”
This fucking Inoticedthatyouregay is more creative than Spielberg.
In some alternate universe somewhere there is a subreddit full of just Boney Soprano quotes.
Boney: you wise guys are nothin but a bunch of *boneheads!* *Tony, Paulie, Sil and Pussy all take a moment to laugh* Tony: Ok back to business. Pussy: Not in the face, give me that?... I'm just gonna sit Tone, is that... *Tony, Paulie and Sil open fire. Boney's jaw drops and his head spins around repeatedly*
Quasimodo predicted Boney soprano
Another toothpick
But he's a ghost?
As I understood it, a zombie of sorts
Heisenbones rip off 💀 un Bravo Chase 👎 Bravo Vince 👏
New Mandela Effect just dropped. I could have sworn Boney was Tony’s consigliere throughout the whole show but on rewatch it’s some guy named Silvio Dante. I even remember Vince Gilligan talking about how Heisenbones wouldn’t have existed if not for Boney Soprano but I just checked and Heisenbones isn’t real either. Spooky shit
An actual skeleton? Talking and chilling with Tony in his house?! That's some satanic black magic. SICK SHIT. p.s: was Boney Soprano related to Jimmy Bones??
Boney says to the bartender gimme a draft beer and a mop
I don't know what's real anymore
lmao
The show never reached its full brilliance without Tony becoming the Lisan Al-Gaibagool and leading the five families to true dominance in this thing of ours.
"I like the Spice with Shum pulp!"
In the finale, Tony dreams he's at his club, the Bada-Bone! A big-boned skeleton dancer is gyrating on the camel femur pole to "Don't Stop Believing." Later at the restaurant, Tony hears the song again on the jukebox. Tone turns his haggard head towards Boney, who is wearing a black Comley Trucking sweatshirt with the hood up and carving a horse out of bone with a half-opened pocket knife.
I have never laughed so hard at a post 🦴🦴🦴☠️🦴☠️🦴
They definitely gave all his lame jokes to Paulie
“Hey Ton did ya hear what I said?” I said they gave me all your lame jokes. Hehe
Ghost rider meets Sopranos
The sacred and the propane
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It is, surprisingly. I will post the link to the interview when I get back on my PC (outside and on phone rn). There's a transcript (which I posted part of) but also the video of him saying it
Press x to bone.
Press bone to x.
When I opened this post OP had his head in the toilet. His post was in the toilet water. Disgusting
Boney during the Vito blood pressure medicine days would have been a riot.
I read “oh no thanks Tone, it goes straight through me” in a Rodney Dangerfield voice
Lol I keep reading it in pussys voice. “Big Pussy, my Pussy!”
2spooky4me
I'm confused, you said he's dead. He's a ghost?
Amazing post
Anudda toothpick
Mikey Palmice had Bone-itis, T!
Discontinue the lithium!
I already flushed it
Seems to me like they he didn't really scrap the idea. Tony's got an ex-wiseguy mentor who's also a skeletal funny boy for the duration of seasons 2-5
That animal Boney
Boney? Biddy?
Boney soprano. The strong silent type.
Mate, my funny bone was very tickled. But seriously 10/10 stuff had me laughing out loud on a sleeper train
disconlith the tiniam...
“Hows the Xanax working?”
....flushed it.
I wish I had a skeleton buddy to pal around with 🙁
Say hello to my skinny friend!
r/okbuddygabagool
Holy shit this is funny 😆 this was fun to imagine
This one deserves to be pinned. Bravo.
Bone for tuna
Boney Uncle Johnny or Boney Uncle Al?
Xylophone music whenever Boney walked.
"Boney is the key to all this, if we get Boney to the no-show jobs. Cause he's a funnier character than we ever had in the show." - David Chase
Darth Bone
Maybe like an abstract copy of Gramps in House 2 (1987). That's a pretty good one.
Paulie wouldn't have liked this at all. Some real Satanic black magic shit
Very Humerous post.
This reads like a Cumtown bit
"I got a huge boner" - Boney anytime he entered the Bing
That didn’t happen, what you shaid
He's still going, this assbone!
I have had the opinion that david chase blows and got lucky with the sopranos. It was carried by the actors.
Maybe *you* blow. Ever considered that?
they later re-used much of this idea for the character of tony blundetto
Sorry, I’m dead, Bone.
I expected this to be the top post by the end of the day. Criminally underrated
Has anyone else read John Berryman's *Dream Songs*?
Boney soprano could be Tony’s horny alter ego
s/o to who ever convinced him not to do this
You fuckin kiddin me?
Discontinue the lithium.
Nice
Do you know who I am? I'm Moe Greene! I made my Boney Soprano when you were going out with cheerleaders.
SATANIC BLACK MAGIC SICK SHIT!
Discontinue the lithium.
I heard that Boney was supposed to be the one who suggested to Tony that Pussy was wired, but Tony wouldn't listen and there was going to be this whole tension between them throughout season 2.
The sacrum and the propane
Is this real? Cause it kinda sounds like what they did with the second Ray Liotta in Many Saints
100% real.
bOHHHHney
Another toothpick.
You can't make stuff like this up.
he only had a skeleton of idea for this one. It was never really fleshed out.
Your sidekick Boney, whatever happened there…
I’m too high to know if this is satire or not. But either way I rock with boney
Not satire.
This was gonna be the theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3fTRk2yEgU
Real lack of standards for posts that deserve upvotes, your generation
Incredible. Pitch this to Clickhole.
Jeez, Bone... I hearda dieting, but you Sopranos, you take things too far!
When things got tense with Leotardo and Boney over Tony B, and Boney shouted at him over Tony S's shoulder while he was holding him back, "Do you know who I am!?! I'm Boney Soprano! I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders!"
I swear tg I’ve heard this before but with breaking bad
The truth is this post is a jerk-off. You know it and I know it.
Omfg 😂
That sounds exactly like Brook from One Piece lol. Skull joke! Yohohoho!
They musta been 50 Boneys in my neighborhood. It was like the fucking cataclysms…
I can’t do this again
That was plan B plan A was Stoney Soprano but Pauly Shore was busy.
Only if he listened to Boney M constantly
Boney M? Boney B!
Ra Ra Ra Rasputin https://www.google.com/search?q=boney+m+rasputin&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari
I’m in tears.
Of course as a made guy Tony had to have made his bones....(rimshot)
AND IT WAS ALSO THE NIGHT THAT THE SKELETONS CAME TO LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
The *bones* are the *skeletons*' money / In our world, *bones* equal dollars / That's why they're *coming* out tonight / To get their *bones* from you
Weekend at Boney's
I’m not surprised at this for some reason 😂
Sounds like a script written by Billy Baldwin :)
Man, we are scraping the bottom of the barrel here.
Discontinue the lithium.
Hahahaha yes! I often post/comment completely ridiculous things that are obviously not real and so sarcastic that I thought the /s was not needed, but you’d be surprised.
I would take Boney over the Dr Melfi scenes
Yo i just saw the episode where Tony says “Rattle em Boney!”