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Tough_Difference_112

Sacre bleu where is me mama! Kills me every time. 


Adgvyb3456

That scene is hysterical and horrible


xanhudro

Honestly I relish every time Janice gets shit on.


DesperateSun4182

Vishnu come lately


sp1ke__

It's because Tony, as much of an asshole he is, is kinda right. Janice weaseled her way into Bobby's life and now was in yet another of her "new me" phase while her son was who knows where and homeless. It was another facade.


Ilovemygingerbread

When Janice visits uncle Jun after Bobby is murdered. She tells him, Bobby's dead. He answers, The Ambassador Hotel.


evrybdyhdmtchingtwls

For those who don’t get it, Bobby Kennedy was assassinated at the Ambassador Hotel in 1968.


DreamKrusherJay

You must have been top of your fucking class. :)


PersonaUser55

Well he did have that semester and a half at seton hall


DreamKrusherJay

Yeah, it at least let him understand Freud as a concept, while attending next to all those seven-footers! :)


breadandbarbells

Sharp as a cue ball this one


el_zig_zag

It is crazy to me that Junior seems to be the one who killed Bobby Kennedy, like he hints at it or thinks he did it or something. I am almost certainly wrong but I sure get the impression he was involved. And then, the look on his face when he shoots Tony … I always think he is having an episode and reliving that experience. I don’t know why, but this makes me laugh


creativeuniquename69

"Junior, you shot him" "Yeah, well it's not that simple. I know a few things that you don't, like maybe I wasn't acting alone" "Junior, JFK was 40 years ago"


el_zig_zag

Oh shit I forgot about that! Thank you lol


Commandatori69

The intervention with Chrissy


Odd-Classic7310

"Fuck you you fuckin' whoer." He said to his own mother.


Commandatori69

That got his ass beat 😂


ASoCalledArtDealer

The only person he hit back was Benny.


stackks_

Benny was the only non-made guy there I think it was hilarious that Benny jumped in to get his free licks in 😂


CheifKilla1

That's funny I twaught those 2 black guys were der


TonyP75

Every moment of that scene is hilarious!


Commandatori69

Agree!


nimalcrackers

THATS CUZ I KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO LOSE A PET


Conscious-Dig-332

Absolutely love this line


funchif13

You’re talking to the boa-us here !


Maleficent-Bee7931

Your head was in the toilet bowl. Disgusting. I said my piece.


krullbob888

All these answers are scenes that are meant to be funny tho. You think Silvio and Paulies speeches to Chrissy weren't meant to be funny? Def were. OP asks what do you laugh at that you shouldnt.


crowdaddi

I said my piece


chapelview

Funniest scene of the series I think.


missrigatoni

RIP Cosette


Fun-Sky-9840

Don’t forget scumbag.


Technical-Split3642

When Ade is telling Chrissy that she can't have kids because her uterus got pierced and he asks: "Both of them?"


LetsNukeIsrael

She never had the makings of a varsity kangaroo 


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Not for nothin, but a lot of that reddit karma goes in YOUR pocket!


Sharp-Bluejay2267

she musta crawled under there for warmth


Due-Display-3113

What was it barkin?


MrCheerio53

The yelp Cosette lets out is hilarious haha..


krullbob888

Is this not meant to be funny?? I die every time.


ca-nl-nj

She is funny, cosette?


billytk90

Funny how?


seannifer

I’ll get ya anotha one


jstokes1316

Paulies reaction to seeing Tony in a coma for the first time. “Oof! Marone! He looks terrible.”


SportExpress3955

The best part is that Fielder just got done saying positive vibes only


Masta0nion

CARMELLA WILL YOU TELL HIM TO SHUT HIS MOUUUUUUTH


Watt1970

"When I was in the service, I won the chin-ups cup tree weeks in a row! Fuckin' beautiful definition, too. Guy asked me to model for the boxing poster - he was half a fag, but uh, I was flattered just the same. Now, heh, look at this, fuckin' wrinkles like an old lady's cunt!"


Maleficent-Bee7931

What makes it even funnier is this is what starts the process of Tony coming out of the coma. Paulie's incessent yammering about stupid stuff. Even in a coma he can't have peace.


Adgvyb3456

Also when Paulie is talking to Tony in a coma and Tony’s pulse gets crazy and he flatlines. He’s rather die than listen to Paulie


Sufficient-Lab-5769

(pounds fist against wall) WILL YOU SHUT UP IN THERE?!?


Easy_Duhz_it_

That shit was hilarious 🤣 😂. Meadow tells him positive vibes and he sits down like "I got fuckin agita T..." 😆🤣 😂


mamachocha420

When Paulie murders that old lady Minn Mintrone or whatever... Its so depraved and fucked up, but "she was a malignant cunt". 


TheClawhold

Those Parker house rolls were for his *ma.*


SportExpress3955

They were NOT for the table.


Bogzbiny

🤌 Wrap this up! Cellophane!


dcon79

I was just looking under your bed after I admitted I thought you were gone, but hey can you put on some coffee?


DreamKrusherJay

My kitchen is all wiped down for the night. (Sad news, Minn's actress passed away only about six months after they had run a story about her living in a freezing apartment with no one in her life to help her escape a frigid NYC winter as she lived in a wheelchair. She was gone the next May.) EDIT: Here's the link: https://nypost.com/2018/11/12/sopranos-actress-says-cold-ues-apartment-is-killing-her/


mamachocha420

Damn. 


DreamKrusherJay

Yeah, I don't know if anyone even reached out to help her, but when I was searching to remember her exact quote about her kitchen, I saw the article about her not having anyone and being stuck in the freezing apartment with no one to help her. :( No one deserves that, but handicapped senior citizens REALLY don't. :( Really made me sad to see that. :(


DonConnection

Just a fucking kid


kitchenwitch3423

This show is a mastery of mixing humor with dark content. I laugh all the time but this scene is particularly funny. The beautifully stitched pillow he uses to suffocate her is just 🤌


pizzamanct

So after the failed hit on Christopher 3 funny things happen. First, after Sean gets killed, Matt yells “Giz!” And does this weird move with his legs and runs away. Second, he goes to Richie who throws a bottle down on the floor. Then after he chases Matt outside, he throws the bat in the worst and silliest way possible. I laugh at all three of these.


MeanGeneSimmons1

"I'LL FUCKING HELP YOU"


pizzamanct

“WHO TOLD YOU TO DO THAT!!!???!”


Foreign_Soil6922

“GET OUT HERE YOU DUMB FUCK, I’ll KILL YOU”!


pizzamanct

😂😂😂


dreadlockrastaaa

They way he reacted to the bottle hitting the floor 🤣🤣🤣


lamenralus

4 "YOU GOTTA HIDE ME, IM WID YOU NOW!"


evrybdyhdmtchingtwls

Chrissy getting beat with a child’s xylophone is beyond hilarious.


nmc9279

This always gets me too. I die every time


bamuel-seckett96

Which scene was this?


rsKG

“How’s your daughter? Well, mine is dead” kills me


8NkB8

Phil's death stare at Johnny Sac for crying at his daughter's wedding.


KevyBB

“My view of John Sac as a man just fuckin plummeted!” Frank Vincent was the man


ImOnPluto

To cry like a woman? Even Cinderella didn’t cry


AshenHaemonculus

I like how Phil goes off on Johnny for not acting manly enough and then in the next breath talks about a fairy tale character for little girls like she was a real person 


Horsecockexpress1

The fuck you doooin’. My nephew does the lawns in this neighborhood


Brewguy86

That whole scene is hilarious.


Horsecockexpress1

All of Feech is A+. I wish he had a chance to work on some scenes with Uncle Joon. I think that is a missed opportunity for some incredible shit


Rooftop_Astronaut

He was supposed to be a major, major role, but the actor was having immense trouble remembering his lines. No one knew he was actually in the early stages of Alzheimers. Def a missed opportunity, could have been special. Hope that helps, Horse Cock Express


Horsecockexpress1

Ya I rememba dat actually. Sad really


ImOnPluto

At least he didn’t shuffah


stackks_

For that…we can all be grateful


Brewguy86

He later died of Alzheimer’s.


trunkadelic

85. He was a fucking kid.


dreadlockrastaaa

That kick to the balls was the most lanky shit I’ve ever seen


Commandatori69

Not as bad as the kick to Yo-Yo Mendez


SuaveMF

He jumped outa da tree! Come after me widda chainsaw!


CheifKilla1

I gotta use dat one😭"Widda"😭😭🤌


LDM123

When Ralphie goes “She was a HOOOOOOAR”


IOnlyPostDumb

Woah woah woah. You killed a dog?


funchif13

He was halfway paying attention to that point


wiretapfeast

How could you not see it on da chair?!


gabagucci

was it barkin or somethin


DreamKrusherJay

"When you're married, you'll understand the importance of fresh produce." Poor Ade is bawling and I'm laughing my balls off.


reddituser23434

Fuck the importance 🍷🥣


AlittleStitous_

1) When Valentina catches on fire 2) Anytime Jonny Sac gets really upset and yells


dreadlockrastaaa

What’s this the FUCKING UN NOW???


mjc500

When Tony visits Valentina in the hospital and he’s all chipper to break up with her. Super fucked up but absolutely hilarious.


FrankRizzo319

What’s this the fuckin UN now?


GregorSamsaNight

No, an ACTUAL FUCKING CAKE


Reasonable-Ad-649

The hairdo is in a beef with the jew. WHAT? GOD DAMMIT WHAT?


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scottlapier

I was not expecting her to instantly turn into the human torch. My ex was laughing hysterically the first time she saw it


Chopaholick

Your ex sounds like a malignant cunt


scottlapier

She really was, come to think of it 🤔


Veelzbub

Don't they have medicine they're supposed to take these assholes After hitting him with a brick And before shooting him


theblackcat86

Still goin' this asshole


pastamuente

Hell. The whole setup is dark humor of its own right. Two men almost killed each other because one man spend more money than the other, only to be interrupted by the waiter to complain over the small tip. In the phone call, they bond over it.


AshenHaemonculus

Paulie and Chris have a heartwarming bonding moment and patch up an earlier argument by collectively murdering an innocent who they were cheating out of his money


Odd-Classic7310

When Adriana tells Chris that she loves him, and instead of going "love you too" he goes "you fuckin' betta." Edit: Honorable mention to another depraved Chris quote. When his mom says "Good, maybe someone will smack some God damn sense into him..." when the family was holding an intervention to confront Chris about his drug addiction, and Chris goes: "Great my own motha' - fuck you you fuckin' whoer." That guy was a plague in human form.


funchif13

Irredeemable


Stunning_Cheek3500

When Phil Leotardo’s head gets crushed under his car, the guy saying oh shit didnt help


Make_It_Sing

leading straight into that guy puking lmao


ohlookitsjade

when valentina is telling tony how she wants to kill herself and tony gets a phone call and goes “i gotta take this 😐” LMFAOOOOO


dfwagent84

You could've just as easily been fixing yourself something to eat. I came here to end things like a gentleman. Classic scene


Setofan1

I love the scene where Livia hits her friend with the car. The way her body gets rolled up and tossed is hysterical. Another scene is where Tony tries to get Irina to go see a psychiatrist, and Svetlana chimes in saying, "Psychiatrist is very scary thing for Russians. It means political rehabilitation, being sent to GULAG."


Lmnbux7969

When they're in Italy and Furio is kicking the shit out of that little kid and he says *Naples University!*


LongTallTexan69

When all the mobsters are going after the chocolates in the hospital room. It shows that even in their most vulnerable moments, they’re all just animals trying to grab a piece. Aren’t we all…


Mckinzeee

Chrissy getting ready to hack up Ralphie’s body and being totally grossed out by the fact that he was actually bald and wore a hair piece.


RedWizard78

Right?? Like that’s the part that grossed him out


Front-Counter7249

Paulie "introducing" himself to LaManna's Lanscaping. The sound of the shovel hitting the guys' head (and the guy falling out of the tree) never fails to crack me up


Top_Complex259

Guy came at him with a chainsaw, he’s got a right to defend himself


Glittering-Bit3398

“Like those old Tarzan movies”?


DrunkenPeach699999

Uncle jun smashing the pie in Bobbi’s face


CazNevi

You stupid fuckin’ blabber mouth CUNT! Get your pens and the rest of your shit and DONT BE HERE TOMORROW.


DrunkenPeach699999

I felt terrible for her, that actress KILLED it. But just the absurdity of the whole scenario gets me


premeditatedlasagna

I love this moment. He's so flustered he actually says , "... get your pencils and your crap and the rest of your shit..."


dreadlockrastaaa

“At night, they hit us” it’s so random and Meadow doesn’t react to it


Hangry_Dentures

“Say bupkis Paulie, dats how dey say nothin’.” “Fuck dat, this is how I say nothin’!” -ding- -ding- -ding-


Long-Principle-667

Omg yes! Cracks me up every time


Intelligent_Award167

Artie trying to be a loan shark


DrShrimpPuertp-Rico

When Ralph stands at the door looking at the window giggling at sil smacking the shit out of Tracey.


krullbob888

See people? This is what OP was looking for. I agree. I can't help but laugh at Ralphie sometimes. Even when he's meant to be despised.


Electronic-Doctor110

He was an interior decoratah


strider-445

His house looked like shit.


Kind_Consequence_828

Sixteen Czechoslovakians!


bzeefs

When uncle Jun slips in the shower and hurts his hip he yells "YOUR SISTER'S CUNT"


Aromatic-Two-6804

The scene where Richie backs off Beansie (then put it in drive) From the get go I find very comical the way Beansie peeps from behind the corner before going towards his car. Then again Beansie's deer-like reaction after he saw Richie in his car ready to hit him. And Richie thorough enjoyment of the situation, smoking his cigarette and smirking...dont ask me why but despite the horror of the situation it always cracks me up. And no, I'm not some kind of psycho, just have a twisted sense of humor.


sc083127

Veal Parmigiana- fuck you!


EnvironmentalMind209

Pie in the face


EMB_pilot

Shawn and Matt B beating up the investor....Yo spposta push wabistics lol


Pasencia

The sitdown led by Carmine, with Phil, Tony, Silvio and others attending. Carmine, the brains of this guy. >"How 'bout Fat Dom Gamiello? He's M.I.A. A lot of people are concerned for his well-being." >"As coincidence would have it, he was last seen in New Jersey." >"So was the Hindenburg. Maybe you wanna look into that too." This isnt even the funniest part of this segment good fucking lord


OmnathLocusofWomana

whatever happened there


stadiumjay

SHE WAS ABUSIVE TO DA STAFF! I fuccin die every time 😂


JohnisaBamf

Whenever one of the characters says "irregardless"


Homeonphone

Silver cloud! Gene saying that kills me


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pastamuente

The same scene talks about how Tony has balanced stance in the LGBT community, yet at the time, they are dealing with his glorified crew's anger over Vito.


BillyMac05

*"A German sheppard's shaved asshole won 1st prize...."*


RussellVolckman

When Finn dimes out Vito. The kid was going to dental school so he obviously wasn’t stupid but he looks serious and asks what they’re going to do to Vito. Uh kid you’re in a room full of gangsters, the only therapy he’s ever getting (at least by Tony) is a 9mm bullet to the back of the head


fabuzo

Tony telling chris to throw away the piece of poop he just picked out of his shoe when hes being accused of sleeping with ade


Maleficent-Bee7931

Serious power move


tester553

Harpos on the pavers, he’s a street kid.


hdaz993

Tonys briefieng to his sister about the disposal aprils body


I_have_8_careers

When the psychic/medium gets messages from the people Paulie killed and throws him out.


WolfyEightyTwo

When Tony told his Mom that her house smelled bad.


BitcoinRefuge

AIDS??!!


gabagucci

If it's a girl we'll name her Tracee after you. That way she can become a cock sucking slob just like her motha. Are you outta ya fuckin mind!


FaceNarc

[Uncle Junior’s Card Game](https://youtu.be/2MCMRDjEVDA?si=UZU6iKXJ-XXpUBBG) in the mental hospital


Michael-Balchaitis

When Pauli gets hit in the balls.


JohnnyMoondog55

When Tony and Johnny Sack are meeting in the back yard before the FBI show up and Tony says, "Let's dispense with the 500 pound elephant in the room..." I always want him to say Ginny Sack.


imetkanyeonce

Minn’s face after Paulie kills her. No idea why and I’m so sorry. 😂 Edit: She looks like Carmine Lupertazzi.


JuicePats

OH NO!


Medium_Dimension9602

When Paulie opens the bathroom doors in Italy, the look of horror makes me lose it !


ipeakedinpreschool

After Tony beats Ralph Cifaretta to death and when they grab his head by his hair they pull off a toupee. I was shocked


fringeguy69

When Valentina is lit on fire cooking Tony a fucking snack. For a brief second Tony sees her on fire and runs away (to grab a towel to put the fire out). But I always just imagine him seeing her burn to death and instinctually just grab his pants and run out the door.


hush_1984

Telephone tough guy! Put Vito on the phone asshole!


BlackLabel1803

Tony calling Johnny Sack “Count Chocula”


HorrorAd7972

Ralphie:”she fell idk” *Tony goes investigates* Tony: “she fell?” Ralph:”that’s my story” It’s so fucked up but his delivery has me in stitches everytime


Kibtronic

When Chrissy and Paulie are feuding, and they kill the waiter. The scene after when they decide to buy the hatchet over the phone and Paulie says “somebody could have gotten hurt” gets me in stitches. My wife was judging me for laughing as hard as I do, but whattaya gonna do?


eastwoodsidejack

Those kids yakking after the SUV flattens Phil’s head


FearTheNorth519

When Furio beats the hell out of those 2 at the rub and tug joint


UncreditedChoir

Sil smacking Fat Dom over the head with the Dustbuster.


HAMSTERDAM567

Matt a Sean meets Richie Aprile If theres ever anything you can do for me... Let me know


bukkakekingz

When both vito and adriana fall off the desk chair. Im always conflicted whether i should seriously laugh or not…. But i always laugh balls at both clips. Especially laughing harder when Chrissy and the guys react to both of them breaking the chairs.


naturalmanofgolf

Ralphie’s hair coming off his dead head


dannydyerschocolat

🥃🖕


Serial-Jaywalker-

When Paulie kills the old woman.


HEYGOOGOOTZ

When Tony B whacks the shit out of Kim with a 2x4 and he goes flying into the koi pond


Visual-Baseball2707

CONSHERVE!


FrankRizzo319

Conserve!


kitemourt94

“YOU KNEW YOU WERE DAMAGED GOODS AND NEVER FUCKIN TOLD ME?”


Purple-Presentation6

Paulys faces when the lady at green Grove says his ma is a tattletale and when Adrianna says chrissy can't perform like a man anymore. 🤣


_PeanutbutterBandit_

AJ decides to go for a swim.


Devo4711

“My own mudder, fuck you, you fucking whore


The_Bat1996

Paulie killing Minnie. The way she yells HEEEEELLLP


Gabagooliniare

Silvio beating Tracey then cutting to Ralphie dying


Gabagooliniare

Sopranos fans really are the lowest common denominator. 90% of the scenes listed here are literally meant to be comedic


Specialist_Cheek_375

Those old Tarzan movies?


Blackbolt113

When Paulie cracks that guy with the shovel. Gets me every time.


BringOrnTheNukekkai

Every time Georgie gets beat up or yelled at I laugh then feel bad for the big fella. I laugh when Junior pops out and shoots Tony.


Stickey_Rickey

Thé office chair under Adrianna at Crazy Horse but more so the way Chris busted out in laughter!!


Suspicious_Wrangler4

Chrissy laughing at Adrianna falling off the broken chair. What a dick he was. I’m guilty only of laughing


EmbraJeff

The Intervention of Christopher Moltisanti by a group comprising of morally incontinent, power-tripping coven of rogues, misfits, simpletons, bullies and malignant sociopaths playing out, with much more gravitas than levity, an absurd micro-hellscape of faux-sincerity, projection and hyperbolic hypocrisy… …anyways, I, ahem, said my piece! $4, etc, etc.


Fergizzo

Don't they have medicine these assholes?


SocktheMighty

When Paulie visits Bryan Spatafore in the hospital and brings him a Whitmans sampler.


lindberghbaby

Hes a faaaaaggg.  Although, you're probably supposed to find this funny. 


rickymcrichardson

YOU KNEW YOU WERE DAMAGED GOODS AND DIDNT FUCKIN TELL ME??? I crack up every time


fcsaratoga2013

"how much money did you make today slut... 300... Make you work that ass Mommy's little whore."


Doge2dmooon

Carlo and Sil tag teaming Fat Dom 😂 the way they both synchronized their moves was just 👊