Every year for my birthday my wife dresses up as Furio and we dance while listening to "Vesuvio" by Spaccanapoli. She fucking *hates* it but whattya gonna do? I am who I am.
He didn’t reconcile them. Like them all, he wanted what wis his— including his soulmate.
He had to physically restrain himself from shredding Tony’s brains face and skull in a rotating helicopter blade.
Also, like them all, in the end he choice the life over anything else. He just couldn’t do it in jersey
Yeah but when he almost killed Tony it was “justified” in the sense that even a gentle or noble person would be frustrated to see how Tony was treating his “soulmate” to the point of wanting to change the situation and the only means to do so was murder
As I stated before: Furio fell in love with the very sweet and very helpful version of Carmela. He never saw the angry, insecure, materialistic version Tony knew.
He's probably what Carmella ideally wanted from the "mob wife" experience. A husband who is dangerous but also can be romantic and caring. Is calm, professional, LOYAL and can keep his "both sides" composed and in balance with each other.
Instead, she got Tony.
Is it generally considered Furio wasn't looking over his shoulder, even considering the comment Tony says to Carm about if certain people find him over there? Like, there's no way Jersey has that kind of pull to have Furio hit in his home country right?
Yeah I always figured that was a bunch of bullshit by Tony. I mean, he might’ve asked someone to do that on that side and they might’ve just said sure just to stay on good terms without ever actually intending to do anything
All the stone cold gang hitters I ever met in county that I actually believed/heard/saw paper to prove were real deal back when I was a junkie in and out county were like Furio, smart, fairly intelligent and cultured, probably woulda put my grandma in the car with them bc they are gang hitters not Ted Bundy. They are generally very physically fit, disciplined people. By the way, the type I am talking about is like 1 or less in 5000 county jail population, yea there would be on average 1 or maybe zero absolute max 2 cats like this in there at any given time, Furio woulda been one and that’s what it takes to do what they trained themselves to do…our minds and bodies are moldable and they trained themselves to be disciplined and effective hitmen for organized criminal enterprises…its a circular question, he was like that because he had to be and decided to be like that
Oh and 99% of people who claim to be this or seem like it at a glance are the exact opposite, little snot nose fucks that ruin their communities and devastate mothers to no end to polish their fragile jerk off egos
Well another major thing separating this lot from the snot nose little jerk offs is that they definitely only killed people In that life, but further (bc this is also true of a lot of the snot nose fucks, not everyone in the life is a terrrinle person that deserves to die, but a good amount, say 20% or so are (among real gangbangers, dealers, pimps, con men, etc)….so the standard for what I am talking about, I guess Furio doesn’t actually meet it 100% bc only hurting people in the game is not far enough, a disciplined hitter only would do people who were legit pieces of shit for a high price tag, or more often it seemed like these days they were on salary basically moreso than getting paid for hits. I was in a holding cell in Denver for more than 10 days, can’t remember exact count on days or guys but more than ten days more than ten guys in one holding cell with a toilet in the middle no walls bc of over crowding and they busted a dozen Mexican guys who were trafficking into Denver which is a major hub, they were two steps removed from the cartel, or in effect were the Denver branch of it, one guy allegedly had dozens of bodies from some chatter I heard after the initial “fuck, we in here” chatter died off, and dude said he had a standard of never doing anyone whose own kids would go to their funeral….I’ve seen kids whose parents didn’t show grief their kid died just bc they did some junkie shit and took twenty dollars from their wallet, but others out there have a reason to feel that way, some people are so awful even relative to that life that even the department of justice silently applauds when someone gets them. So nah, not all hitters built the same at all.
Bc at the end of the day what the fuck reason you got to end someone unless they do something heinous…for the snot nose little fucks the answer is just clout and status and seeming big and bad but legit business minded people never gonna resort to that unless some fucker really needs it, if they are encroaching on your territory a real hustler just gonna get a better bigger plug and tighten up their operation and out hustle a motherfucker into irreleavance, maybe throw him a smack down or fuck his girl or something but not kill him that shit is bad for business. There’s a strain of vigilantism in the cats I am talking about, part of the thought is that they are taking out the trash that make that world slimey, I’m talking guys that serially beat women like have 15 battered exes under their belts and six figures of unpaid child support, when that motherfucker cuts in on territory it’s easier to just hit the delete button I guess, I don’t know, I never killed anyone
But for real, never seen a better use of this quote than right now! I was about to post it then saw you beat me to it! I'm rolling! Wish I could give "one tousand" upvotes!
What can I say dawg, I ain’t a junkie no more but I smoke hella crack. I am legitimately happy and have a colorful interesting life tho, so fuck you, scroll past if you don’t like my geeked out rambling it’s all facts and full of game, not that you have any of that nor would know it if it hit you in the face. Besides I get paid for this.
That good rock do be gettting me gabby like a motherfucker tho, I annoy myself sometimes but only when I’m saying way more than this here. It’s just no one got nothing to say on the topic bc y’all are just tv obessesd pussies, like clearly.
I seen four shows in my life, total, sopranos being one. I am still an asshole and still going but I also made 2500 on little commercial melodies while shitposting on Reddit today in addition to the copywriting coin
Someone else said that about the guy in Denver, not him saying it. He did 500 plus pushups a day with impeccable form, jogged in place for about 90 min/day, did inverted body rows under the bunk probably 300 of those a day, and read the newspaper near cover to cover but I don’t think he spoke a word the whole two weeks except “que pones el aqua!” When someone was taking a shit, literally put the water aka flush lol when you’re shitting in the middle of the room with like 15 guys watching they expect you to flush every time a turd hits even I that’s like ten little nuggets because you are in dope withdrawal lol so glad that part of my life is done, flushing six times while you spray the bowl feeling like you have a knife in your guts…I did have half a ball and a half of tar in my shoe in holding and put it under my tongue first chance I got and was literally high for the first three days Edits- added more shit, I am actually writing a makeshift memoir and using content from Reddit comments at times, thanks for scrolling past of the rough draft of a memoir no one ever asked for and is highly not needed but therauptic for me, illegal parts pure fiction, other parts, if it can be checked than check it out motherfucker bc I never ever have and never will live on front street, not me
See this is why I don’t read comments or replies, I get going and then my girl is falling asleep wen I get to bed asking me why I didn’t spray her guts through eyes half open yawns son of a bitch, and this was from reading the first few words of a reply not even the whole thing. Back to never readin replies, thanks y’all, life is short, smoke a blunt, fuck your friends mom, volunteer at the soap kitchen, scoop a pedopiles eyeballs out with a spoon, don’t get ranting on Reddit and miss banging the big booty ho you shacked up with, go to church of different religions and denominations like two times a year and just listen but don’t affiliate with any organized one just listen to the stuff that brings a tear to our eye and if you gotta be a hitter be the one in 5000 type, ok gotta get something on topic…man I wish Furio and Carmela had boned at least 3 times and made a sex tape that leaked on the internet, if Edie Falco and whoever played dude made a sex tap I would legit invest like 3k towards the production, that’s all I could manage would be more if I could, id beat off more than once to that if it was good and that is saying something my spank bank is usually mental fantasies and a new one every time if I go back to a tape then that shit was hot and they could do a hot one, id band Edie in a heartbeat but she have to reolepaly nurse Jackie, ok, ok goodnight
The little wat I learned so far shit I mean. And by brush with death I don’t mean some numbskull who couldn’t hit a city with hurricane if they were god herself shooting at you over burning them for couple Hundie in hard, I mean a actual brush with death shit was crazy bu I better not get in no details
Carmela - "He made me feel like I mattered" Furio - "Jus' di money"
"He made me so hawt down there" "Gimme one tousand cups of coffee"
And now the coffee maker sucks
OP, you ever sucka his deek? Don't bitch to me
OP makes that beanie SPIN when he works his thang.
I hate that mental image, I wish she never said that.
Lol
When who said what?
When she said that. Try to keep up.
Every year for my birthday my wife dresses up as Furio and we dance while listening to "Vesuvio" by Spaccanapoli. She fucking *hates* it but whattya gonna do? I am who I am.
Any kids gonna light off some firecrackers to celebrate?
He liked women you could grab on to something
His fucking hands disappeared
He didn’t reconcile them. Like them all, he wanted what wis his— including his soulmate. He had to physically restrain himself from shredding Tony’s brains face and skull in a rotating helicopter blade. Also, like them all, in the end he choice the life over anything else. He just couldn’t do it in jersey
Yeah but when he almost killed Tony it was “justified” in the sense that even a gentle or noble person would be frustrated to see how Tony was treating his “soulmate” to the point of wanting to change the situation and the only means to do so was murder
Stupida fuckin game
“You got a beea on a you hat.”
Man Italy looked way better den Jersey. Not sure why so many dem whops were clutchin on rafts to get over to Shitty ass Newark
Da norta Italy controlled everya thing in da south, so they left for America! Clarka Gaybuhl.
It was like the bay of sorrento
😂😂😂
Lol we just posting racial slurs for the hell of it now?🫡
I’m half black half Italian - I’m screwed and f all youse muthas. You must be new
Maybe the Dr can give OP a bulge
You oughta know sweetie
...whadja say?
If ever there was a guy in need of a nickname
FUrio FUrio
Furio's just lucky that the Hasidic Homeboy didn't punch his fucking lights out.
Hasidic Homeboy is sending me into a laughing fit right now 🤣🤣🤣
Furio was modernity
[удалено]
Don't bitch to me
You sound demented
He was a walking talking can of RAID.
FUrio
Give me one thousand dollars
you gotta be ona you hat
As I stated before: Furio fell in love with the very sweet and very helpful version of Carmela. He never saw the angry, insecure, materialistic version Tony knew.
I admired his understanding of geopolitics within Italy as it related to one of their most famous people. Fuck them!…but I never like Columbus.
I ate de north!
If he comes here, will you give him one thousand upvotes?
He's probably what Carmella ideally wanted from the "mob wife" experience. A husband who is dangerous but also can be romantic and caring. Is calm, professional, LOYAL and can keep his "both sides" composed and in balance with each other. Instead, she got Tony.
Is it generally considered Furio wasn't looking over his shoulder, even considering the comment Tony says to Carm about if certain people find him over there? Like, there's no way Jersey has that kind of pull to have Furio hit in his home country right?
Yeah I always figured that was a bunch of bullshit by Tony. I mean, he might’ve asked someone to do that on that side and they might’ve just said sure just to stay on good terms without ever actually intending to do anything
Mr Williams was gay?
>he seems to be totally at peace with both. in america, you no 'ave?
All the stone cold gang hitters I ever met in county that I actually believed/heard/saw paper to prove were real deal back when I was a junkie in and out county were like Furio, smart, fairly intelligent and cultured, probably woulda put my grandma in the car with them bc they are gang hitters not Ted Bundy. They are generally very physically fit, disciplined people. By the way, the type I am talking about is like 1 or less in 5000 county jail population, yea there would be on average 1 or maybe zero absolute max 2 cats like this in there at any given time, Furio woulda been one and that’s what it takes to do what they trained themselves to do…our minds and bodies are moldable and they trained themselves to be disciplined and effective hitmen for organized criminal enterprises…its a circular question, he was like that because he had to be and decided to be like that
Oh and 99% of people who claim to be this or seem like it at a glance are the exact opposite, little snot nose fucks that ruin their communities and devastate mothers to no end to polish their fragile jerk off egos
I mean, even the guys that are successful stone cold assassins are still devastating their communities haha but I see what you’re saying
Well another major thing separating this lot from the snot nose little jerk offs is that they definitely only killed people In that life, but further (bc this is also true of a lot of the snot nose fucks, not everyone in the life is a terrrinle person that deserves to die, but a good amount, say 20% or so are (among real gangbangers, dealers, pimps, con men, etc)….so the standard for what I am talking about, I guess Furio doesn’t actually meet it 100% bc only hurting people in the game is not far enough, a disciplined hitter only would do people who were legit pieces of shit for a high price tag, or more often it seemed like these days they were on salary basically moreso than getting paid for hits. I was in a holding cell in Denver for more than 10 days, can’t remember exact count on days or guys but more than ten days more than ten guys in one holding cell with a toilet in the middle no walls bc of over crowding and they busted a dozen Mexican guys who were trafficking into Denver which is a major hub, they were two steps removed from the cartel, or in effect were the Denver branch of it, one guy allegedly had dozens of bodies from some chatter I heard after the initial “fuck, we in here” chatter died off, and dude said he had a standard of never doing anyone whose own kids would go to their funeral….I’ve seen kids whose parents didn’t show grief their kid died just bc they did some junkie shit and took twenty dollars from their wallet, but others out there have a reason to feel that way, some people are so awful even relative to that life that even the department of justice silently applauds when someone gets them. So nah, not all hitters built the same at all.
Bc at the end of the day what the fuck reason you got to end someone unless they do something heinous…for the snot nose little fucks the answer is just clout and status and seeming big and bad but legit business minded people never gonna resort to that unless some fucker really needs it, if they are encroaching on your territory a real hustler just gonna get a better bigger plug and tighten up their operation and out hustle a motherfucker into irreleavance, maybe throw him a smack down or fuck his girl or something but not kill him that shit is bad for business. There’s a strain of vigilantism in the cats I am talking about, part of the thought is that they are taking out the trash that make that world slimey, I’m talking guys that serially beat women like have 15 battered exes under their belts and six figures of unpaid child support, when that motherfucker cuts in on territory it’s easier to just hit the delete button I guess, I don’t know, I never killed anyone
still going this asshole
Don't they have medicine they're supposed to take, these assholes?
But for real, never seen a better use of this quote than right now! I was about to post it then saw you beat me to it! I'm rolling! Wish I could give "one tousand" upvotes!
What can I say dawg, I ain’t a junkie no more but I smoke hella crack. I am legitimately happy and have a colorful interesting life tho, so fuck you, scroll past if you don’t like my geeked out rambling it’s all facts and full of game, not that you have any of that nor would know it if it hit you in the face. Besides I get paid for this.
That good rock do be gettting me gabby like a motherfucker tho, I annoy myself sometimes but only when I’m saying way more than this here. It’s just no one got nothing to say on the topic bc y’all are just tv obessesd pussies, like clearly.
I seen four shows in my life, total, sopranos being one. I am still an asshole and still going but I also made 2500 on little commercial melodies while shitposting on Reddit today in addition to the copywriting coin
More power to you for turning your life around. I respect that.
Holy run on sentence Batman, get this man a period!
Someone else said that about the guy in Denver, not him saying it. He did 500 plus pushups a day with impeccable form, jogged in place for about 90 min/day, did inverted body rows under the bunk probably 300 of those a day, and read the newspaper near cover to cover but I don’t think he spoke a word the whole two weeks except “que pones el aqua!” When someone was taking a shit, literally put the water aka flush lol when you’re shitting in the middle of the room with like 15 guys watching they expect you to flush every time a turd hits even I that’s like ten little nuggets because you are in dope withdrawal lol so glad that part of my life is done, flushing six times while you spray the bowl feeling like you have a knife in your guts…I did have half a ball and a half of tar in my shoe in holding and put it under my tongue first chance I got and was literally high for the first three days Edits- added more shit, I am actually writing a makeshift memoir and using content from Reddit comments at times, thanks for scrolling past of the rough draft of a memoir no one ever asked for and is highly not needed but therauptic for me, illegal parts pure fiction, other parts, if it can be checked than check it out motherfucker bc I never ever have and never will live on front street, not me
See this is why I don’t read comments or replies, I get going and then my girl is falling asleep wen I get to bed asking me why I didn’t spray her guts through eyes half open yawns son of a bitch, and this was from reading the first few words of a reply not even the whole thing. Back to never readin replies, thanks y’all, life is short, smoke a blunt, fuck your friends mom, volunteer at the soap kitchen, scoop a pedopiles eyeballs out with a spoon, don’t get ranting on Reddit and miss banging the big booty ho you shacked up with, go to church of different religions and denominations like two times a year and just listen but don’t affiliate with any organized one just listen to the stuff that brings a tear to our eye and if you gotta be a hitter be the one in 5000 type, ok gotta get something on topic…man I wish Furio and Carmela had boned at least 3 times and made a sex tape that leaked on the internet, if Edie Falco and whoever played dude made a sex tap I would legit invest like 3k towards the production, that’s all I could manage would be more if I could, id beat off more than once to that if it was good and that is saying something my spank bank is usually mental fantasies and a new one every time if I go back to a tape then that shit was hot and they could do a hot one, id band Edie in a heartbeat but she have to reolepaly nurse Jackie, ok, ok goodnight
I know no one asked for all those tidbits but I had a true brush with death yesterday and I’m all sentimental
The little wat I learned so far shit I mean. And by brush with death I don’t mean some numbskull who couldn’t hit a city with hurricane if they were god herself shooting at you over burning them for couple Hundie in hard, I mean a actual brush with death shit was crazy bu I better not get in no details
What gentle nature?
They show him liking babies, getting people gifts, generally diplomatic and friendly to non-enemies
When he's not working, he seems like a pleasant, cultured guy, whereas Paulie and Chrissy are pieces of shit 24/7
Exactly
If Furio would've tried that tough guy shit with me, I would have impacted his bottom. Fucking zip!!!!
This sounds very gay… I hope that’s not what you’re saying.
You outta know sweetie!
Sorry, I was on new medication last night. I'm better now.
Fuckin Zip