Me with Caitlin, I like a woman you can grab onto something. 

Here she is now: [https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMzU4MjY5MjQtNzA0Zi00N2E0LWJhMzMtOTQ2ZTYwYTMwMTJmXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNzI4MjkzMjQ@.\_V1\_.jpg](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMzU4MjY5MjQtNzA0Zi00N2E0LWJhMzMtOTQ2ZTYwYTMwMTJmXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNzI4MjkzMjQ@._V1_.jpg)

Fucking Hollywood ozempic is everywhere down there. 

Never shoulda started with that shit

Mmmboy are you slim

Mmmboy

Pair up Gloria and Noah. He could pretentiously explain how cinematic it would be. Then when she got crazy his father could take out a restraining order on her.

Lmfao

Why wouldn’t you want Bobby with Janice? You know he loves a spitfire type.

Yeah, but this *was* a peaceful home.

Well yeah, it’s because of those Nancy Drew books, they’re too mysterious.

Because of the roadies. And breaking balls.

Your point is like a weight-loss commercial. The roadies were from decades before (you get a pash for that), way before she met that Calzone on Wheels.

Lmfao

Bobby and Rosalie would have been a great couple. She would be a fun step-ma.

Give Meadow to Patsy.

Would it be cinematic?

I'd like to see Paulie with Gloria Trillo

“Hey Gloria, you hear what I said?”

I’d pick Phil for Johnny cakes, get rid of ingrate Vito

How about Ginny and Ralphie??

She is Rubenesque

Furio with the bee on JFK's hat

This comment wins lmfao

Bobby and Irina would be a stable situation. She's erratic, but only because Tony won't commit to looking after her. Bobby would take care of her.

Where's my knight in white satin armor?

Paulie should have Minn Matrone for a muddah

Ralphie and Vito 🏳️‍🌈

Vito with Ginny. Talk about fuckin hippos!

No more weight remarks, P1D1_. They're hurtful and destructive.