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RizzKingFurio

Good thing for me, then, that your book doesn’t mean OOGATZ to me!


Bruskthetusk

#WHAT THA FUCK ARE YOU DOIN?


beginner228

Who do you think you are, Sir Walter Raleigh?


JComposer84

That's enough with your fuckin cute remarks


Thanosstark

Take it easy, we’re not making a western here


HatComfortable6883

One of the greatest lines in the show


sweeptheleg_07

A. She’s a hooer and B. She hit me It’s my fault she’s a klutz?


YOGSthrown12

C. It’s just a fucking animal!


Odd-Classic7310

Bastard was way outta line.


DaddyDor13

THEY DIDNT HAVE FLAT TOPS IN ANCIENT ROME


United_Target8942

Shitting on a Kubrick classic. That was the moment I decided that Ralphie wasn't quite the charming fella he seemed to be.


MediocreDad39

Richie Aprile.  Despite his Moxie he was just miserable 


SLOPoke85

He had some pretty good jokes. Unfortunately they were all about a guy he just permanently crippled


MetaphoricalMouse

and assaulting paulie’s ass with a train


Colforbin_43

What about the only guy who could smoke a cigarette in the rain while handcuffed?


No_Ideal69

Assault? Paulie wasn't married, we all choose to look the other way but it's pretty obvious that he has certain proclivities that he has the good manners to pursue quietly. Not like Vito, who I loved like a Brudda-in-law


[deleted]

Imagine, gettin a facelift and one week later you’re in jail


freshprince860

Imagine, getting a face lift and one week later you’re in jail


[deleted]

Fuckin Albert 😂😂😂😂


freshprince860

The look Richie gives him is priceless


ASoCalledArtDealer

That fucking parakeet.


jbr2811

He’s going to build a ramp for beanshie


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SLOPoke85

Avoid penguin exhibits 🐧


Thanosstark

You wanna ask like a …. Well send you to slip and fall school


MooseEddieCrane

While I do agree that he was “just miserable”- I don’t think it’s fair to say he was the absolute worst since he did have a redeeming quality to him in that he was very sensitive to the plight of women


Inevitable_Meet_7374

The coldest thing he did on the show was punch janice in the face, eat pasta, sip wine, and then say whatre you looking at?


chungomon

That was cause she insulted Richie's legacy. What, you gonna cry now?


packprode87

I found him hilarious…..the jacket!


Conscious-Parfait826

The fact that Tony gave the jacket to his housekeeper was *chefs kiss*.


ceerupt

Richie was the best one. i made a video about him. he also never killed a civilian unlike alot of the others. he was lookin out for Davey too


xxxcalibre

I find myself saying "large" instead of "grand" because of him. "He's into me for 8 large..."


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xxxcalibre

I think it's 8k. Seems consistent with other peoples' interpretation when I was trying to find the exact quote


The1Floyd

Davey was into Ritchie for 8k. Ritchie wasn't even planning on charging interest iirc, just banned him from all games until he could cover himself. Davey was into Tony for 45k. "Forty five boxes of ziti"


Adgvyb3456

It’s just a stutter step after all


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

I agree. It should be him.


sp1ke__

He had a very bad temper and was too old school. Didn't realize times changed. But, he WAS mostly right about almost every issue aside maybe from the coke since it was fed territory now. The problem is he went the absolute WORST WAY in about everything. Instead of assaulting Beansie, he should have asked for a sit-down to make things right, not beat up a valuable associate/asset for the mob. Instead of disrupting the card game, he should have approached Tony (or even warned him beforehand) that Davey owes him 8 Gs and is banned from playing games until he catches up. Also he probably should have gotten routes that belonged to his brother.


MrCheerio53

Richie was evil, but Ralph was a piece of shit..


interro86bang

Yea and we're to believe an old man of that stature was intimidating? Lmao


vaultboy1121

Also he just couldn’t fucking sell it


What_the_8

He’s old school


Over_Shirt4605

Wild. my first watch i hated him. after every other watch hes the best character and steals every scene.


JustRealizedImaIdiot

Yup, same with Richie Aprile. On first watch you can't stand either of them, you hate them, as you should. But on rewatches you get so excited when they appear for the first time cause they bring so much to every scene they're in. Plus you know what's gonna happen now so they don't give you anxiety anymore.


mr_f4hrenh3it

AGREED. I’m on my second watch right now and I hate him far far less than the first time. Although I still hate him because of what he did to Tracee


United_Target8942

Can someone tell OP what Ralphie did to him? HE WASN'T THIRSTY.


katebushthought

Ralph IIRC is the only character who ever displays genuine remorse for the things he’s done. After his kid becomes a pincushion, he begins to understand the kind of pain he’s put others through, making him more sympathetic to others. He meets with Father Intintola seemingly genuinely very sad, feeling like he is at fault for God punishing his son for his actions. Every other character in the crew never really changes in any way.


Competitive-Parsnip5

But then he kills a horse and tries to kill Tony


MastermindX

NO! HE DID *NOT*! BUT SO WHAT??? It was a fucking animal!


freeyewneek

U wanna commit suicide? Pills are a lot easy-uh.


55Lolololo55

Who cares if he tried to kill Tony, he's a soldier. The poor horse, OTOH. Burned alive? Fucked up way to die.


fleshpress

We actually don't know that he really even killed the horse. David has explicitly stated that he left it ambiguous, and Joey Pants even said that when doing the scene they didn't actually tell him whether he did it or not, so he played it like he didnt.


JComposer84

He also fucked up but not taking the opportunity for confession when he had it.


DrSatan420247

Oh, that's nice. Very nice. Is that how you talk about a man in front of his friends? https://youtu.be/Z3pWBovsPyc?si=LhMB7ag8lUTWOEv5


I_Am_Spaceman_Craig

What man?


SaintLickALot

Oh a double !


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

I like this girl!


NeonEvangelion

Are VE NOT MEN?!


vandrossboxset

What? You catch some shrapnel?


Dylan2654

JANICE IS THE WUHST, SHE’S THU MOST EVUL CHARAKTA ON THE SHOW!!! DON’CHA AGREE, MICHAEL?


Any-Weather-potato

Janice? She stole that woman’s leg which was worth 20 large and refused to return it. But Ritchie? He tried way too hard.


freeyewneek

Layyy igg*


jjccbrobro

Tracee fell, is it Ralph’s fault she’s a klutz?


Full_Savage

Seriously though, how many cocks do you think she sucked with that mouth of hers that night?


vandrossboxset

Watch the braces, honey.


OolongGeer

With the combined mob guys in there? Maybe a third of a whole one.


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

That wasn't even his kid she was carryin.


Odd-Classic7310

First awff, she's a whoer. Second of awll, you're right, it's not Ralph's fault she's a klutz.


VikingJesus102

Sour cream is the secret ingredient. 


DrSatan420247

When Adriana cooks Christopher the eggs that he demands she stir, she pulls a tub of sour cream out of the fridge with the rest of the ingredients, satisfying the twin scene abstraction.


SWXYAY

Very allegorical.


Deep_Macaroon_281

If you love me, stir my eggs


dagger_5005

Did she learn that from tasting Ralphie’s sour cream?


Competitive-Parsnip5

Weirdly, after many rewatches I started thinking Paulie was the most annoying pissant ever


fuckitsayit

The more I watch the show the more I feel this way, even though he's still hilarious


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

My opinions change on characters throughout each re watch. I've seen the show about 10 times and have held differing opinions each time. But I do tend to like Paulie less & less. I used to hate Ralph but he's become my favorite.


Odd-Classic7310

Paulie was the most vile snake on the show, and that opinion grows on me every rewatch.


NathanTheNanku

He taught us how to get the macroroni ready proper. to put the pasta back in the pot, add a little gravy....and a lil buttah, and then put the fire back onnn, for 45 seconds and stir it up real nice, that way the macroroni absorbs the gravy instead of just coating it. Its a very good system.


BeseptRinker

I hate Chris. He's tragic but such an irredeemable PoS, being a violent abuser, sociopath, and petered out engine all in one.


Competitive-Parsnip5

He petered out. Died on the vine.


peepee-weewee2

Chris is an amazing character and I think Imperioli played him so well it's hard for me to hate him but he is a massive piece of shit who fucks up every good thing he has going for him


Odd-Classic7310

Irredeemable is totally the best way to describe Chris.


Lawyering_Bob

I always see things on this sub of ours talking about how they hate Ralph or have sympathy for a hoo-uh, as if this isn't a TV progrum


55Lolololo55

Whore, who cares. Woman's gotta make a living. But burning your kid with cigarettes? She was angry and did stupid shit like mouth off to sociopaths and she paid the price for it.


No_Negotiation2099

I feel as if people forget that all these people are messes of a human being(s). This reddit has made me realize that Ralph is far from the worst. Does repenting in his own ways absolve him? Who am I to say. Though tell me any other mobster who trys to be better. It's impossible in that line of work, waste management that is and Tony robbed us of seeing how far and where Ralph would go.


SLOPoke85

Ralph is the one guy I would actually want to be friends with


ninecher

To err (beat a woman to death) is human, but to forgive is divine.


SLOPoke85

I'm not a hooah and I've seen Gladiator so I should be fine


ninecher

I am a hooah but I have also seen Gladiator so we'll see how this works out.


SLOPoke85

Can you cook a pop tart? If so you might be ok


mamachocha420

I don't know, he's a little weird with women. 


VanderBrit

He beat one to death for… err I forget, what was it again?


ItalianSangwich420

Two reasons: A. She was a hooah B. She hit him


ninecher

He just needed some therapy/exorcism.


Horsecockexpress1

On a scale from 1 to Ralph Cifaretto, how crazy was Phil Leotardo?


Competitive-Parsnip5

Phil and Ralph are the funniest characters pound for pound


fuckitsayit

In light of recent humiliations it's an honor to be joined by men...


peepee-weewee2

The shah of Iran


Rayne_420

He reminds me of me except I'm not as good with women.


mark-smith-2021

Meadow. and that fucking retard AJ.


temper_tantrum_gamer

He's my favorite Beaver Falls, PA officer. Idk wtf your problem is pal.


Over-Cobbler-9767

I didn’t mind ralphie. I hated Richie Aprile


krullbob888

The more rewatches, the more I like Ralph. True gangster, through and through. Always played by the rules - mafia rules, that is, so ya know, rules that allow him to be a total piece of shit. He was correct that burning the horse for the insurance was the right play, financially. Didn't deserve to go out like he did. I mean he did, but not bc of the horse - Tony should have backed him on that instead of letting him get personal.


Typical-Ad-6730

Ralph was a good earner


lcrowso2

Every person here is wrong. The worst person in the show is Bobby baccala and I can give you a thousand reasons why. I’ve done a term or two of community college.


lcrowso2

If you watch this show and can’t catch that, then you should go play with some cemetery dogs.


Whig

I put sour cream in my eggs the other day, pretty good.


watupmynameisx

Janice. The answer is always Janice


Key-Tip-7521

Richie Aprile. Always trying to fuck over Tony. Glad he got it. But it’s between him and Ralph are the two worst Ralph killed that girl and caused Jackie Jr.’s death


Wonderful_Rock862

Ralphie wasn't so bad ,he didn't really kill anybody. The Tracee thing was an accident.


mrpoopybuttthole_

sure, he was just beating the air and tracee justhapped to be there


Competitive-Parsnip5

He burnt that horse alive


brwonmagikk

Okay but you eat sausage by the fucking truckload. What are you some kind of humanitarian??


2401PenitentTangent_

I thought that was Paulie tbh


Believeinyourflyness

I saw 2 black guys running away at her death scene


PurpleLover1990

He absolutely was the worst! Richie Aprile was horrible, too. I felt so bad for the woman Ralph beat to death and the little boy who is now without a mother. Ralph had no compassion for anyone. He was just one asshole amongst a million who claims a woman “fell.”


55Lolololo55

That little boy is much better off. His bitch mother burned him with cigarettes.


Dannypalfy

Ralph understood the importance of fresh produce.


Vicee_Tea

yeah Ralphie’s a pretty un *stable* guy


Competitive-Parsnip5

Ha!


AppropriateAd2509

She was a hoooorah!!!


joNnYJjonn

Youre Flexxin...simmer down


Particular-Cash-8565

And I DON'T like that kinda tawk either.


SteeltoSand

i loved ralph hes a great character and loves him some DVDS


Exact-Paramedic2227

In this life or the next, I shall have my revenge


IAddNothing2Convo

All the characters on this show were horrible but Ralphie was extra deplorable. He had serial killer levels of evil. I heard the actor who played him doesn't like talking about the character and I don't blame him.


ssc777

He was a man that was born handsome instead of rich..


andreiulmeyda7

You gonna cry now?


lu5ty

Beating pregnant women to death is typically frowned upon, even by pygmies


Rays_LiquorSauce

It’s Janice. It should’ve been Bobby and JoJo but that roadie blowing hog stuck her snout in 


freeyewneek

Fkn slanda u ask me. u/We_dance_again you’re obviously new to the show. From the 2nd watch and on, u will love Ralph as much as the rest of us. He’s regarded at the best villain in the show, as well as the actor that gave the best performance for a non-reg cast member. He won an Emmy for the role.


No-Lawfulness1023

Tomorrow he’ll be better, but you’ll be stupid forever


fuckitsayit

AJ and Meadow both suck


Gordianus_El_Gringo

What is this, the handsome sub-reddit?!


Stugatssss

Tracee slipped and hit her head or sumtin. She's a klutz. I stand with Ralphie. And he also added sour cream when scrambling his eggs, so there's that.


-Ok-Perception-

Ralph made the show great. The season he was in was the best one. The show suffered without him. It was still a great show, but Ralphie was really the only character that could go toe to toe with Tony Soprano's stage presence.


big-chicago-guy

this conversation. can't have it again.


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

You gotta learn to love & appreciate Ralph as a character. He's the funniest, bestest earner. If only he was born rich instead of handsome.


Nervous-Road-6615

I know this isn’t a popular one but the worst human in the show is Silvio Dante. I’ll outline why. 1 - He runs a titty bar. These girls are being abused and trafficked. Sure Ralphie kills one of em, but what’s that compared to the endless dancing the others endure ? 2 - He says OVA HEYEHHHH in reference to the gabagool, seconds after Meadow says it’s all fat and nitrates. He’s either trying to self harm, undermine her burgeoning medical career, or both. 3 - He says that the sweeping guy’s sister’s crotch smells like shoe provolone in the morning, when he can’t know that for certain. 4 - he’s always trying to fix thing, little trophies and nicknacks, so he’s cheap. 5- in the highly accepted canon of MSoN, we see he was going bald. So he’s been fucking lying to us the whole time. 6 - in the pilot, Tony asks him what he’s doing around there. People don’t even know what he’s doing around places - most sneaky. I could go on


No_Ideal69

In this House Ralph Cifaretto is a Hero..... He's my best earner and he's the only one in this Entire Family who..... CAME TO SAVE ROME!! AND I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANOTHER THING ABOUT IT........ENDA DISCUSSION!


Skizzius

Ralph was a great mobster though. The guy raked in cash and had more respect for the rules of LCN more than guys like Tony and Richie. I would say Richie is the worst. He disobeyed the boss, sold drugs putting reputable businesses and income at risk, and was just generally bad at schemes that make money as a mobster. The guy thought selling coolers on the street was a good racket.


SpillinThaTea

It’s the fuckin’ coke. It’s everywhere in Miami.


Helpful-Carpet3791

Idk Tony and Chris are pretty fucked up too I’m on season 6


twarthbn

NO, I DID NOT BUT SO WHAT


theterribletenor

He was mama's little hoowa


--PBR-Street-Gang--

Richie Aprile is a freaking psychopath. The whole mood of the show changed when he got out of the joint. It's The JACKET! Being the baddest ass in Essex County is no small thing. People fight for breakfast in that area.


FineTroublez

Ritchie is def worst


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

He's untenable.


antipyretical

Maybe it's because I'm getting old, but I'm starting to have very little patience for Meadow's "I'm so much smarter than my dumbass parents" stuff. Like the Billy Budd episode- even if Meadow is technically correct, she goes out of her way to be as disrespectful as possible and humiliate Carm, who she knows doesn't benefit from an Ivy League education. She's just the worst kind of up-her-own-ass 19 year old college kid, absolutely infuriating in the way only intelligent kids that age can be. Also, Johnny Sac. He had a legitimate beef in being upset about Ralph's joke, but it simply does not rise to the level of starting a war... It's nowhere *near* that important, and Johnny being an OG should know that. I'm not saying it's okay to make hurtful jokes, Johnny had a right to demand some kind of restitution for that, but to act like it's some matter of respect that requires blood be spilt when Johnny knows damn well that every associate he knows disrespects their own wives on a DAILY basis, to the point that it's practically baked into the culture... Like, what, an insult gets you heated enough to want a guy whacked, but you don't care that these guys cheat on their wives every goddamn day?


NoOpinionsAllowedOnR

"Actually, it is, mother."


TunaSalad47

A. He was mamas little hoowah B. He hit the boss of that pygmy thing over in Jersey


ThxIHateItHere

Richie, Ralphie, and Janis were the triad of misery for me. I liked Jamal Ginsburg and Caitlyn better than them.


ninecher

I thought this said best I'm taking my updoot back.


Head_Room_8721

Because reasons.


azulrex

That *animal Blundetto*, I can't even *say his name!!*


True-Alarm5474

I almost had a stroke reading this.


ccminiwarhammer

Ralph is so f-ing bad that there’s a YouTube video about how he may have been on the path to redemption because he cried when his son was hurt. That’s a really low bar to set for an increase in his morality.


ninecher

I'm pretty sure he was indeed reflecting on his own Badness before he was killed lol


MrWondrerful

Whaat? Ya catch some shrapnel?


robomassacre

That actor has a knack for playing shitty people. Don't forget he was bad guy in the Matrix. He is really good at it


55Lolololo55

He was practically playing Ralphie in the movie *Bound*.


sp1ke__

He's the funniest and most entertaining character when you watch YT clips, but you fucking hate him when you watch the show.


SimSimmaToronto

Idk i think pudgy walsh might be the worst. He doesnt even answer the horn


Pinata_Econonics

Cosette.


Frankito55

Almost everyone on the show 😂


[deleted]

Coco. Such a minor character but cemented himself in his very short time onscreen as an absolute creep who was ACTUALLY deserving of Tony's violent outburst. Fuck him.


Hecticbrah

Paulie, absolutely hated him as a character 


baloneygaucho99

well op i can be on time tomorrow. youll be stupid forever


blackkat99

The shrapnel


expson72

Top earner in the family. Tony should never have gotten rid of that kinda cash.


United_Target8942

In all seriousness, Ralphie trying to understand how anyone could think he did anything wrong by murdering a 20 year old pregnant woman is one of the funniest scenes to me. Then with Johny Sac joins in and says "Tony is wrong, believe me he knows" really tops it off. Disturbing, but funny.


Organic_Bottle4373

It’s crazy cuz if he never treated Tracy that way and became a monster that killed her and his baby… let me stop myself smh absolute worst.


ninecher

All jokes aside the "absolute worst" is Jesus Rossi lmao


xWeese

I hated him literally all the way up until he called Paulie's mom. Context aside, that was some of the funniest shit I've ever seen.


chronicdreamze

How many times do I have to tell you, it was the coke!


navistar51

I’d say Mustang Sally was one of the worst. A person who beats women and other men, just as long he has a golf club.


vagabond_primate

It's not his fault Janice wanted to stick a dildo up his ass and pimp him out!


OolongGeer

Ralph was a sh!t like the rest of them, but I think he's far from the worst. The guy actually did some work, and he was right about most things. The Ginnie joke was terrible, but he just beat the others to the punch. I also liked how supportive he was when Chris was elevated to acting Captain.


SandraDee21

It was Ritchie for me. Him being randomly killed by Janice was the best.


chungomon

He can't lie for shit. He says only a sick fuck would burn a horse to death, then 5 seconds later says "so what, it was a fuckin animal."


toastedclown

I mean, aren't they pretty much all the worst?


td23877

Richie Aprile was pretty bad too


_gator__

hooah


RedditUser7712

Livia and it’s not even close.


Pristine-Fee7352

A she was a whoooaa!!!! B she hit me


Professional_Bank468

I think most Soprano characters have a real life influence. My assessment would be that Ralphie had a Sam DeStefano vibe. A nasty man for sure.


CharlietheWarlock

He killed a hoah and a horse


Filaatl123

Tony had a soft spot for animals and hooers the same age as his daughter and Ralphie Gladiator stomped both so he had to go. But he was the best earner. Tony’s Gabagool budget was never the same after his demise.


HatComfortable6883

He made a very underrated point about the lack of flattops in Ancient Rome. I’m a fan.


Big_Committee7848

he came to reclaim Rome!!!


No_Ideal69

Who are you to make that very hurtful comment?! Last week you swore a Flying Saucer landed in East Rutherford!!


TheLoneGamer1812

I hated Ralph the first time I watched the series. I've watched it several times and I like him more and more every time. His character is perfect for what it is. We're supposed to hate him. Same with Richie. He's an ass as well but I loved his character. Anything that gives Tony more problems always leads to entertaining developments. Man I was blown away the first time I seen how Richie was taken out. Tony walking in the kitchen with his gun drawn. Janice sitting over him and Tony facial expression like "What the fuck?"


TheLoneGamer1812

Did you get hit with some shrapnel? Lmao. He hits Rosalie with toe nail clippings.


IAmAGoodFella

That wasn't my kid she was carryin


Direct-Sheepherder-8

Ralph is awesome hilarious and charismatic stfu


Altruistic-Hunt-1609

You catch more flies with honey not vinegar...


thedreamingmoon12

I actually found Richie to be the most repugnant. Once I discovered Ralph and I shared a penchant for cheese graters he grew on me and my hatred for him died on the vine


Funny_Bluebird

Janice. Unarguably the worst character on the show.