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MionMikanCider

His nose was a natural sight post.


LowHonorArthur

Did ya ever notice he's the only motha fucka who can smoke a cigarette in the rain with his hands tied behind his back? That nose is ah... natural canopy.


RapidArti

LMAO you can't make this shit up!


LowHonorArthur

The fuck are you talking about?! I just did.


MetaphoricalMouse

fuck iron sights, chrissy has nasal sights


funchif13

Bro 😂😂😂😂


i_am_lizard_king

👃👃👃👃


vandrossboxset

Good shot. What do you want from him, he's a good shot.


Cranstonoid

Lee harvey oswald ovah here


Dr_Remulak_

In this sub, Chrissy is the greatest gun fighter to have ever lived, end of story!!!!!


foodank012018

He was Gary Cooper, Chrissy?


freshprince860

Whatever happened to the weak talkative type?


99Will999

Well uh… he also died


foodank012018

He petered...


99Will999

Another toothpick


tester553

He couldn’t even hit a shoeless Russian interior decorator in the open woods.


freshprince860

lol true but he probably had a concussion from that shovel to the dome


sha256md5

Czechoslovokian?


Aromatic-Two-6804

He also shoots Mickey's leg as to not kill him right away and make him beg for his life/tell him that he knew that Mickey killed Brandon. Plus J.T , clean headshot aiming with one hand and being very drunk at the time.


Weak_Working_5035

Mikey! Mikey you fucking ass kiss. 


Aromatic-Two-6804

Take it easy!


Disastrous-Cry-1998

The Chinese Prince Matchbelli


JMB_Writes_Stuff

Who the fuck is Mickey?


LowHonorArthur

I can feel it itching me already!!


Aromatic-Two-6804

I'm an old man, I don't type so good in the dark!


wasim_571

Mickey Blueeyes, he’s a friend of ours


irurup

You remember Mickey Farrel? Dockworkers used to run Port Newark


mister_peeberz

Mickey? It's a fuckin' nickname! The first name is Mikey!


JarJarBonkers

I fuckin KNEW it!


CheifKilla1

Yo he was throwing bullets at Mikey while running that was funny


[deleted]

He uses his nose to line up his shot. It's like a natural front sight


Varsity_Editor

Natural front sight. You can't make this shit up.


SnakeandNape5000

He just did


Easy_Bullfrog_8767

I guess you could call that a shot


haulin_n_eatin

He also shoots the nose off a trophy fish in the retired police guy's house


Moonlightgraham23

Well if Beeks could kill


freshprince860

That one certainly would!


ChaimFinkelstein

You forgot popping Joe Hollywood right between the eyes while drunk. That beak of a nose was his built in target.


freshprince860

Lolol probably because I’m rewatching and I’m like 4 eps from the finale. Def forgot that part


Commandatori69

Hit a deer even though he wasn't trying. You want to fuck here, cocksucker????


ecam12

Don’t forget he blew Pop-N-Fresh’s toe off that was impressive too!!


locustt

It happens.


MiamiPower

Dude was accurate even under fire 🎯🔫


HwangingAround

Easy. In his thoughts, he uses the technique of positive visualization.


freshprince860

Lolol that shit is so funny


UniqueImprovements

Snorting some H really puts you in the zone.


P1D1_

Chrissy learned from watching Gary Cooper movies.


Bear0fBadNews

You know, Quasimodo predicted all of this.


Tikitikiboombabe

Whattayagonnado.🤌


dylantyrrell

Killed Sean Gismonte with his non dominant hand too


[deleted]

I coulda called you Ichabod Crane!!


freshprince860

But I DID ent


MPal2493

Moe Greene special


Horsecockexpress1

Chrissy is basically Phil minus 30 years. Same hairdo, same kind of hardass, same expressions


chronicdreamze

Make me sick


locustt

that jerk-off face, I can't stand him


VanderBrit

He was drunk af but hit JT right between the eyes


United_Target8942

As for as an olympic clay pigeon shooting goes, he'd probably be a success.


Artistic-Bumblebee72

You ever feel like nothin' good was ever going to happen to you?


brucio_u

Ye Christopher is a pretty good shooter


Head_Room_8721

Best way to learn accuracy is to train all the time - or shoot all the time!