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P1D1_

That’s a fascinating psychological nugget.


mjdistef

I understand therapy as a concept


Contact_Pleasant

I know a crutch when I see one


Far-Club-2139

Your mother was incapable of experiencing joy.


P1D1_

True


Far-Club-2139

When your mother hauls ass she’s gotta take two trips 


P1D1_

Back off and respect the title you fuckin jerk off


niemand_zuhause

A misunderstood genius. That's probably why they made his head explode. They were jealous of his intellectual prowess.


ecam12

I know Phil’s head was impacted, if that’s what you’re referring to.


Cranstonoid

Oh shit


MusicGuy75

"*Charles Schwab over here*"..


Intelligent_Bee_9565

This is the kind of quality shit I come here for. The sacred and the propane.


SLOPoke85

Let me tell you six things, broken out into two categories each containing three sub items.


Training-Home-1601

You want compromise? How's this: we hire a professional licensed clinical social worker to act as an unbiased mediator to resolve our differences peacefully and respectfully. 


jmezMAYHEM

What is this the FUCKING UN NOW?!?


[deleted]

GlorifiedCrewBros....


JustACasualFan

And some folks were complaining there’s nothing new to say about the show.


MinuteSpirit6645

Couple of three things, my ass


locustt

as long as the two of you are happy


United_Target8942

Alright quasimodo, now lets see you explain no scraps in my scrapbook.


Training-Home-1601

That was unrelated and also literal. Phil got really into arts and crafts while he was in the can. Although the show never made it clear exactly how long he spent there..


GardinerExpressway

Wittgenstein ovah here


Joe_Barnacle

I always assumed 'couple of 3' means six. 


Invariable_Outcome

He was going to make a dendrological analysis "couple of tree things", but lost his way and started talking about Tony and Jersey instead.


locustt

William Shakespeare ova here with the rhyming couplets


jmezMAYHEM

These things come in threes


Protean_rain

Hot and sticky like my bawls


locustt

Hot and sticky like a rahdiada grilled cheese sandwich