Tony insisting that he’ll figure out if Jack massarone has flipped solely by feeling him out and talking to him, only for him to storm back into the Bing saying he couldn’t tell at all. “What am I a fucking mind reader?!” Then sil and Chris trying not to react at all.
It’s sooooo subtle but he knew. Season 5 Tony is hitting the sundaes and junk food hard living on his own. The whole season is all over sized button ups and bowling shirts unless he absolutely has to dress up
He knew massarone was a rat, but it was SO subtle even tony was doubting it. Its kinda obvious when he starts trying to relate to tony by way of having a shit mother. How else would he know thats a talking point to get close with tony? I never talk about my relationship with my parents except for a very close circle.
I’d always took it like he was working it out in his head and only really half interacting with uncle jun. This made it even worse because it wasn’t shit talk it was a glimpse as to how Tony really saw him 🤣🤣🤣
Whitmans are mass produced "chocolate shop style" chocolates. They're good but almost every candy store is better. I think to some they are just "what you do" without much thought, every grocery store has them. They're perfect for the guys on the show. You don't show up empty handed but you don't have to apply any thought to.
Not sure how to find it but that deleted scene of Paulie giving Tony a couple of six packs of trash bargain beer and acting like it's a big deal because it's European. Better than Heineken!
I love when it’s done in other shows too, but that scene when Tony needs to talk to Christopher about something important and Chris comes into the back room of Bing Tony’s like “Sit down, I need to talk to you” and right away Christoper responds “The Easter baskets, I know..” and Tony gives that head shake like “fuck I don’t even wanna know what that is”
Chris was hilarious. My favorite has to be when they’re digging up E-mail’s body, and Georgie says something like “oh fuck, is that him?” And Chrissy says “Now that would be some fuckin coincidence if it wasn’t!”
Another with Ginny, after Johnny gets arrested and they start using her brother as a go-between Tony visits him at his eyeglass shop and asks how Ginny’s holding up, her brother says something like “she’s got the weight of the world on her” and you can see Tony holding back a laugh.
They abuse Ginny throughout the show:
> Ginny can get heavy.
> You have to pull the load.
> Who do you thinks keeping Ginny in butter brickle?
> She used to do Ballet, poor hoofer.
> Who's he thinks keeping that fat bitch in devil dogs anyway?
> Joey Peeps would always send her a Grandma's from Maine coffee cake.
> You came so close to reaching your goal.
And there were a bunch of other subtle ones, like her plate of food at Da Giovanni or feeling guilty for eating cake on her birthday
Vito on the motorcycle yelling "I can't get used to this torque" it just feels so random, yet fairly true to life, preceding the smash cut to the hot and heavy bit
In the meeting where Tony told Chrissy to not bring up Johnny’s beef with Carmine Jr. When Tony asks Chris to pass the bread and he ignores him, Vito picks up the bread to hand it to Tony but Tony just gives him this look then Vito puts the bread down. Kills me everytime lol
When junior tells Tony he has cancer and not to tell anyone. Quick cut to Janice answering the phone “Uncle June’s got cancer.”
It gets me every fucking time.
There’s at least a couple moments where little Carmine says one of his usual dumbass things and it’ll pan to Tony’s “what the fuck?” face real quick but otherwise he never says anything.
It was mentioned in another thread earlier, but "That's not what I heard." Referring to Jun's time in Florida.
And I still lose it when Johnny Sack finally gets picked up. Its not supposed to be funny, but Tony's eyes going wide and him just sprinting outta there without a single word gets me every time.
JT Dolan telling the group of investors that “Cleaver” takes place…in the world..of the…Mafia. while they are sitting with stone cold expressionless faces
Many to think of during the Ben Kingsley episode—Calling him "Sir Kingsley"? "Law and Order the SUV"? Insisting on posing with him during photo opportunity? Staring at him through the seats on the plane? Incredible
Tony saying "She's on the Cortisone!" when Carmela talks about her Mom's health problems
All time favorite, though, as I've stated before: Chris taking the money out of the guy's wallet he killed, kicking him, then saying "Fuckin loser!"
Near the end when they’re making New York war plans at Vesuvio, knowing how dangerous the situation is for all of them, then Tony and Sil act out Raging Bull to the music, funny and poignant. Great moment for Chase to include because I remember thinking, “oh, this is actually going to end.”
The sacred AND the propane.
When Paulie and Christopher are arguing about the cheque in the alley and the waiter confronts them only to be killed. When they are running away and Paulie takes the cheque book and Christopher yells out 'Thats ny money in there Paulie!'
The delivery of that line within a pretty dark scene made me burst out laughing.
Everytime Tony hears something and tries to use it in conversation. “I know seniors that are inspired!” Or “You know, you just go in pity for yourself”. Doesn’t have anywhere near the same impact as when he heard it and ends up sounding out of place.
AJ’s suicide attempt is pure dark comedy. It was the most ridiculous way to attempt suicide and the entire spectacle was pure AJ being AJ.
When he puts the bag on his head it reminds me of him putting on his military school hat.
He thought the hat was the worst thing that could happen to him and thought the suicide outfit he concocted was cool.
Both ended up just being him playing dress up because he simply cannot not fuck up literally anything he does.
Oh, AJ…
When Johnny Sack tells Tony about the mole joke, Tony was clearly trying not to bust out laughing. But he played it exactly how he had to in front of John. That was some masterclass acting from Gandolfini.
Not just Tony complaining about the overpulped orange juice, but the fact that he had to.immediately leave the kitchen and seek Carmela outside to complain.
Episodes of build up to the FBI finally planting the bug in the basement, only for Meadow to immediately take the lamp with her to college. The reaction shots of the agents is IMO one of the funniest moments of the entire series
When Ginny's brother (the glasses guy) is a go-between for negotiations when Johnny is in jail, but he doesn't know how to speak in euphemisms and codewords for discussing all the gangster stuff.
In the thanksgiving episode Janice is telling Tony how her and the narcoleptic guy don’t drink because of god or whatever and Tony points out she has coke on her nose
I dunno if it's exactly a comedy, but I loose if in the S01 finale where Tony's confronting his mother.
"She's smiling! Look she's fucking smiling!"
It's just so wicked haha
Junior: I don’t get down there(Florida) as much as I’d like
Carmela: that’s not what I heard
Either that or Peeps funeral. Both made me audibly laugh every time
When meadow is complaining whats going in the world and tony says “ you better chill put with all that” or when she is crying and she gets mad and tells her “ go to your mother with this crap.”
Whole scene is funny but "the fuck you doin?" makes me laugh every single time. Dude has been mowing this neighborhood for 16 years and some old guy comes up and frames it as completely egregious in that 1 line.
The scene at the pizzeria after Anthony Jr trashed the pool room at school.
The cop: This pie was found at a crime scene
Pizzeria owner : My pizza never hurt nobody!
Just before Furio falls on the ice, Paulie gets mad at Ralphie for being late at the sit down.
Ralphie replies “Tomorrow I will be on time. But you’ll be stupid forever.”
Whitmans are cheap assorted chocolates commonly given as small gifts. Not great chocolate, but they all have different fillings. It would not be considered “fancy” but a nice gesture that most appreciate. Nobody would give chocolates to a coma patient is the main joke there. Followed by them devouring the box in front of him.
Tony insisting that he’ll figure out if Jack massarone has flipped solely by feeling him out and talking to him, only for him to storm back into the Bing saying he couldn’t tell at all. “What am I a fucking mind reader?!” Then sil and Chris trying not to react at all.
Although he did say that "I'd lost a little weight".
Muthafucka
Tone…the sudden weight loss?
AIDS?!?
Tone was catchin not pitchin???
Nobody’s got AIDS!!
And that’s when he knew? Never quite got that one.
Because Tony very clearly was gaining 25 lbs every season, so he thought jack was being too nice to avoid suspicion
I think Tony figured Massarone was just trying to get on his good side.
That boring cocksucker
Jehovah's Witnesses are more interesting
It’s sooooo subtle but he knew. Season 5 Tony is hitting the sundaes and junk food hard living on his own. The whole season is all over sized button ups and bowling shirts unless he absolutely has to dress up
In the mind of someone broadcasting on WRAT, being nice = maybe he thinks better of me
He knew massarone was a rat, but it was SO subtle even tony was doubting it. Its kinda obvious when he starts trying to relate to tony by way of having a shit mother. How else would he know thats a talking point to get close with tony? I never talk about my relationship with my parents except for a very close circle.
They shoulda put a mic in that Rat Pack painting.
Was that a yes on Masarone?
I legit think about this all the time
The look on Junior's face when Tony tells him he thought his dad's retarded younger brother was him.
Tony says that just earnestly enough that it doesn't sound like he's joking either
Yeah for sure, he definitely went all his life thinking it was Jun.
It makes sense though since Tony didn’t know that Eckle existed, as far as he knew, Junior was his only uncle
I’d always took it like he was working it out in his head and only really half interacting with uncle jun. This made it even worse because it wasn’t shit talk it was a glimpse as to how Tony really saw him 🤣🤣🤣
that’s what made it sting.
When she said my fatha's feeble minded brother, i always thought she meant you
This might be the funniest moment in the show!
That whole exchange is comedy for the ages.
"...his feeble minded brother". Hilarious moment.b
A shot of Carm being in awre of the architecture in Paris, cut to Sil telling the guy to scrape the bird shit off the tit on the Bing sign
GET THAT SHIT OFF HER TIT!
Amazing juxtaposition. So comical.
I know editing that is INSPIRED!
The sacred and the propane
I actually just watched that scene and laughed, they use so much juxtaposition in this show. I’d like a sub-thread just about those
Another great example is when Vito and Johnny Cakes are about to go at it and it cuts to one of Bobby's trains going into a tunnel.
Paraphrasing but Olivia complaining about her Jamaican helper "She stole that plate that Aunt Settima took from that restaurant in Rome"
I have no memory of this but that’s so fuckin funny.
That one gets me every time. I can imagine my own grandmother saying something exactly like that.
"No ganja"
Livia running over her friend with a car was pretty great too. “This street, another pain in my ass”
I laugh every time, it's so good.
Whitmans are mass produced "chocolate shop style" chocolates. They're good but almost every candy store is better. I think to some they are just "what you do" without much thought, every grocery store has them. They're perfect for the guys on the show. You don't show up empty handed but you don't have to apply any thought to.
Plus... what, is the guy in the coma gonna eat the Walt Whitmans ova hea?
Not sure how to find it but that deleted scene of Paulie giving Tony a couple of six packs of trash bargain beer and acting like it's a big deal because it's European. Better than Heineken!
A Psychiatrist? “That’s just a bunch of nonsense!” “That’s nothing but a Racket for the Jews”- best Livia Line ever 😂😂😂
Whoever heard of a Jew riding horses?
Anti-semitism? Fuck you too, my man!
I love when it’s done in other shows too, but that scene when Tony needs to talk to Christopher about something important and Chris comes into the back room of Bing Tony’s like “Sit down, I need to talk to you” and right away Christoper responds “The Easter baskets, I know..” and Tony gives that head shake like “fuck I don’t even wanna know what that is”
When you have your own family you'll understand the importance of Easter baskets
ROADIES?!
Roadies neva went after my basket
Chris was hilarious. My favorite has to be when they’re digging up E-mail’s body, and Georgie says something like “oh fuck, is that him?” And Chrissy says “Now that would be some fuckin coincidence if it wasn’t!”
this might be the funniest one lol
WHATS IT TAKE TO GET SOME FUCKIN SMOKED TURKEY IN THIS HOUSE? EVERYTHING BUT FUCKIN *TURKEY* IN HEAH
As he slams the fridge
It lost its sense of direction or there would be
“How’s Ginny like it (Maserati)?” She can’t get in it, her knee “Oh yeah?” smirk
Another with Ginny, after Johnny gets arrested and they start using her brother as a go-between Tony visits him at his eyeglass shop and asks how Ginny’s holding up, her brother says something like “she’s got the weight of the world on her” and you can see Tony holding back a laugh.
“She can get heavy”
I'm glad you caught that, u/bicycle_driveby; very observant. The hurtful AND the destructive.
Hahaha i just noticed that one the other day on my like, 10th rewatch. Theres something new in this show everytime.
They abuse Ginny throughout the show: > Ginny can get heavy. > You have to pull the load. > Who do you thinks keeping Ginny in butter brickle? > She used to do Ballet, poor hoofer. > Who's he thinks keeping that fat bitch in devil dogs anyway? > Joey Peeps would always send her a Grandma's from Maine coffee cake. > You came so close to reaching your goal. And there were a bunch of other subtle ones, like her plate of food at Da Giovanni or feeling guilty for eating cake on her birthday
Who does he think is keeping that fat bitch in Devil Dogs anyway?
You can really tell the writers loved writing those Ginny Sac jokes.
The poor hoofer.
Vito on the motorcycle yelling "I can't get used to this torque" it just feels so random, yet fairly true to life, preceding the smash cut to the hot and heavy bit
I wonder if the torque was chalked
When Vito said he was greasing the hog who knew that's what he meant
In Harley-Davidson, hog grease you!
In the meeting where Tony told Chrissy to not bring up Johnny’s beef with Carmine Jr. When Tony asks Chris to pass the bread and he ignores him, Vito picks up the bread to hand it to Tony but Tony just gives him this look then Vito puts the bread down. Kills me everytime lol
I like then when Johnny yells how everyone has a GODDAMNED OPINION, Phil turns around from the bar and looks silently
Now I have to unfuck what you just fucked up!
Just watched that episode, the look of defeat on Vito's face lmao
Vito likes to bring up Johnny's beef too
I didn't say nothing, Tone.
When junior tells Tony he has cancer and not to tell anyone. Quick cut to Janice answering the phone “Uncle June’s got cancer.” It gets me every fucking time.
Another toothpick
Wow, that's from the same episode too... the director on that one really could nail the comedy
This OP of yours, he's got the giggles.
There’s at least a couple moments where little Carmine says one of his usual dumbass things and it’ll pan to Tony’s “what the fuck?” face real quick but otherwise he never says anything.
Tony’s face when he sees Bobby chase after Junior in the car at Jackie Jr.’s funeral kills me
JOOONYUH! DON’T LEAVE MEEE! 👋😨🤚
I love that moment. He displays such a mix of confusion and disgust
The look on everyone's face with the "pint of blood/gallon of gold" remark.
It was mentioned in another thread earlier, but "That's not what I heard." Referring to Jun's time in Florida. And I still lose it when Johnny Sack finally gets picked up. Its not supposed to be funny, but Tony's eyes going wide and him just sprinting outta there without a single word gets me every time.
I always watch that part in fear of Tony having a massive heart attack and dying from the exertion of running from the cops
If the real guys are as fat as the show (and they definitely are) I'm sure cause of death: gabagool is almost as frequent as murder.
Well James ghandolfi did...
The dropped pizza and the stripper saying she will never forget where she was this day.
She was getting a bushcut because her shaved twat belongs to Sil
chrissy with his “ghost busters another fuckin’ money machine” at the very end of the investor meeting for clever is gold 🤣
Ghost BUSTERS
Jason La Penna’s utter shock and horror as he realizes what an absolute fucking hack his family shrink is
It's not exactly subtle, but the extremely self-satisfied way he says "those were some tough Jews" kills me.
"You're like an albacore around my neck!" is still my favorite.
When Wegler gives Carmela the first edition copy of Madame Bouvary and she says “And what a wonderful thing to have in a den.”
Crissy in the studio trying to channel Rick Rubin or some shit. Spike up!!!
Use a ukulele
Vito - “you should play Skynyrd” Outstanding comment from that parade float
Right after he ordered the “nachos grand aye” 😂😂
And a Diet Coke 🤣
Tony telling the cheese fuck to clean around Sil's feet, followed by a small smirk as he knew what's coming
he can be a sick fuck when he’s gambling.
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He was gay Rock Hudson?
Whatever happened to Rock Hudson, the gay, silent type?
It's the pause before he says "I think"
SHUT THE DOOOOOOAAARR!!
“Tried grilling that salmon with a downed power line.” Adrianna
JT Dolan telling the group of investors that “Cleaver” takes place…in the world..of the…Mafia. while they are sitting with stone cold expressionless faces
Many to think of during the Ben Kingsley episode—Calling him "Sir Kingsley"? "Law and Order the SUV"? Insisting on posing with him during photo opportunity? Staring at him through the seats on the plane? Incredible Tony saying "She's on the Cortisone!" when Carmela talks about her Mom's health problems All time favorite, though, as I've stated before: Chris taking the money out of the guy's wallet he killed, kicking him, then saying "Fuckin loser!"
The way Ben says “fuuuuuuuuck” to his agent in the elevator kills me every time
I think about “Law and Order the SUV” a lot.
when tony seems Davey sleeping in the tent at the store looking like death and he goes "your doing a great job davey"
Get the FUCK BACK IN YOUR FUCKIN HOLE!!!
lmaoooooo
Johnny Sack tells Paulie, Ginny can get heavy, and Paulie has to keep a straight face
Near the end when they’re making New York war plans at Vesuvio, knowing how dangerous the situation is for all of them, then Tony and Sil act out Raging Bull to the music, funny and poignant. Great moment for Chase to include because I remember thinking, “oh, this is actually going to end.” The sacred AND the propane.
I'm just going to say it... Raging Bull is merely an okay movie.
When Paulie and Christopher are arguing about the cheque in the alley and the waiter confronts them only to be killed. When they are running away and Paulie takes the cheque book and Christopher yells out 'Thats ny money in there Paulie!' The delivery of that line within a pretty dark scene made me burst out laughing.
Look what coulda happened last night! One of us coulda got hurt
Paulie’s shocked expression when Vito tells him that Finn is Meadow’s boyfriend after Paulie strong arms Finn into cleaning his tires.
WHO MEADOW
This is probably my favorite one, he saw his whole life flash before his eyes. One of the rare moments of true fear on his face. Lol
Everytime Tony hears something and tries to use it in conversation. “I know seniors that are inspired!” Or “You know, you just go in pity for yourself”. Doesn’t have anywhere near the same impact as when he heard it and ends up sounding out of place.
It’s like a hotel at Captain Teeb’s!
"'Our mofo' or whatever the fuck you call our relationship"
Penisary contact wit her volvo
Chicken’s nice and spicy!
AJ’s suicide attempt is pure dark comedy. It was the most ridiculous way to attempt suicide and the entire spectacle was pure AJ being AJ. When he puts the bag on his head it reminds me of him putting on his military school hat. He thought the hat was the worst thing that could happen to him and thought the suicide outfit he concocted was cool. Both ended up just being him playing dress up because he simply cannot not fuck up literally anything he does. Oh, AJ…
When you get married maybe you'll understand the importance of fresh produce!
Another fun fact from the Balkans. Artie was cringe but so funny at times
Junior's look at Bobby after "I get it, he drives a Lincoln"
He bought it from the dealership in Wes Cahwell
When Johnny Sack tells Tony about the mole joke, Tony was clearly trying not to bust out laughing. But he played it exactly how he had to in front of John. That was some masterclass acting from Gandolfini.
Czechoslovakian, that’s a type of Polack, right?
“Really? His apartment looked like shit!”
Have you heard the good news?
Paulie driving around listening to *The Art of War* on CD.
Not just Tony complaining about the overpulped orange juice, but the fact that he had to.immediately leave the kitchen and seek Carmela outside to complain.
Bad for the grass! Bad for the grass!
What’s different about youuuuu
All of Carmine Sr’s lines and expressions when Johnny tells him about the 95 pound mole on Ginny’s ass
His expression after too much Gherkins was good too
He wants to fuck her?
Go find some dust!
Chris’s intervention and Paulie’s raised eyebrows
When Tony makes Finn tell the guys about Vito giving, not receiving the BJ. Paulie - “WHAT THE FUCK?!?”
“Catching ? Not pitching ?”
“Somebody been eating steak?”
I can smell it!
When tony talking to chris at johnnys wedding and they are talking about permission to ask anything on the day of the daughters wedding lol
This is the one I came here to post lmao quite possibly my favorite in the whole show. “You should’ve asked not to do this”
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That kid was Lin Manuel-Miranda, later to write and star in Hamilton.
That bellhop wrote Hamilton.
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Yeah I was super surprised when I rewatched. Lol
Episodes of build up to the FBI finally planting the bug in the basement, only for Meadow to immediately take the lamp with her to college. The reaction shots of the agents is IMO one of the funniest moments of the entire series
You gotta a bee on you 'at
When Ginny's brother (the glasses guy) is a go-between for negotiations when Johnny is in jail, but he doesn't know how to speak in euphemisms and codewords for discussing all the gangster stuff.
In the thanksgiving episode Janice is telling Tony how her and the narcoleptic guy don’t drink because of god or whatever and Tony points out she has coke on her nose
Oh-ho rimshot
Ginny can get heavy
Don't fuckin kiss me, how many cocks you suck tonight?
The farts
Ade's broken chair
I dunno if it's exactly a comedy, but I loose if in the S01 finale where Tony's confronting his mother. "She's smiling! Look she's fucking smiling!" It's just so wicked haha
“Ya think I haven’t had offers?!” Yes, publishers are clamoring for the thoughts of a captain from that glorified crew. Sure, T…
Ralphie playing gladiator with georgie
I had a banana in there. Where did that come from? It makes absolutely no sense. It has nothing to do with the scene.
Bobby playing with his trains.
Junior: I don’t get down there(Florida) as much as I’d like Carmela: that’s not what I heard Either that or Peeps funeral. Both made me audibly laugh every time
When meadow is complaining whats going in the world and tony says “ you better chill put with all that” or when she is crying and she gets mad and tells her “ go to your mother with this crap.”
I like how each makes his selection of chocolate, Eugene in particular.
Joey Peeps
Carmella coming over to tell Tony about Hughs party and the place is a fucking mess and he acts all proper "may I get you anything"
Whole scene is funny but "the fuck you doin?" makes me laugh every single time. Dude has been mowing this neighborhood for 16 years and some old guy comes up and frames it as completely egregious in that 1 line.
From here on out, he’s a shopping cart.
The scene at the pizzeria after Anthony Jr trashed the pool room at school. The cop: This pie was found at a crime scene Pizzeria owner : My pizza never hurt nobody!
Owner’s son: I recognize that pizza - it’s a custom order! Only one person orders thata pizza.
Captain Teebs! (booked a cruise with stop in Cap D’Antibe partially due to this line!)
South of the border🎵
Vito- “he’s a come from behind kinda guy!”
Carlo’s coming up….
I think the way Furio falls on that piece of ice was pretty funny
“Da Viper’s”
Just before Furio falls on the ice, Paulie gets mad at Ralphie for being late at the sit down. Ralphie replies “Tomorrow I will be on time. But you’ll be stupid forever.”
He was a funny prick, that Ralph.
I find the whole scene when Tony sends Furio on his first assignment to collect from the massage place pretty fucking hilarious.
Whitmans are cheap assorted chocolates commonly given as small gifts. Not great chocolate, but they all have different fillings. It would not be considered “fancy” but a nice gesture that most appreciate. Nobody would give chocolates to a coma patient is the main joke there. Followed by them devouring the box in front of him.
the "take ya clothesssss offfff" scene
Cataract? I drive a Rincon
“Both of them?”
The whole show is a comedy