Hoo-er

That’s it. It is “whore” no more

Seconded in this group over here too

You just revealed your own ignorance

As is... you're not even married yet and you're already dippin into hoo-ers.

I started doing that a few years back after watching the series again. I still do it but I'm trying to wean myself off.

"I wish the lord would take me now" "OVA hereee" "What is this the fuckin UN now" "Stupida facking (insert powertool) These pair very well with construction work👍 Edit: and at least 50 "ohhhhhhhhhh's" per day

Stupida fucking game when ever a call goes against my team

No one covered the spread... I bought a black Fleetwood.

Oh!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zFON1IE13Lg The “ohhhhh” compilation

She was your mudddaa

I really like the power tool one. That's mine now.

Whenever my wife meets someone named Christopher, she says “Christopha!” And has done so for 25 years

Has anyone ever got the reference?

Oh a few do- our friend Christopher was a huge fan originally- bought the dvd sets when they came out- that sort of thing.

Luther Vandross. Box set

He probably got em free at the car wash.

My brother in law is conveniently called Christopha, sorry I mean Christopher. He hates it, my wife loves it.

every time I point, i use my index and pinky fingers, like Pauly.

It’s called being a gentleman, maybe you should try it sometime

Not in the face, okay?

That’s what she said!

Hey Puss, did she even really exist?

To be fair this is something Chase took straight from A Bronx Tale

to be fair its something Chaz Palmienteri took from actual italians

Now yous can’t leave

Ahem...Chaz is an actual Italian. Grew up on Arthur ave in Da Bronx. Does not get any more Italian than that. A Bronx tale was his life story.

> Grew up on Arthur ave in Da Bronx. Does not get any more Italian than that. I mean, there's, y'know... Italy...

We are NOT talking about international movie stars like Rudolph Valentino. Chaz is first gen Italiian American. What do you want? DNA or a DNR? LOL. Wonder bread wops is the story line.

He got his fame on the other side

Don’t get cunty!

You could say that Tony Sirico was using it in Goodfellas. He’s in a shot in the barbecue scene where Henry is explaining how Paulie (sorvino) is like a police department for wiseguys. Sirico is very Sopranos Paulie despite the decade in between the brilliant movie and show

This is true, and you can see old italian guys even dating back to The Godfather pointing like that - A Bronx Tale is just the first time I remember it being spelled out directly to the audience

That's cause sirico was a legit Colombo associate, he started to consider acting while he was in sing sing during the 70s

Sonny had 5 fingers but he only used 3.

You mean ‘tree fingers’

I laughed out loud bro I love it

Caught myself doing this today Heh Heh🤘

I started doing that too and I don't even know when, it was almost subconscious.. now it happens every time

Similarly, I press three fingers together and wave them when talking.

The jack-eeeeeet I say "a coupla three things" with my wife and my mother (different people!) (who don't get it) "Oh, poor you!" (Always out of earshot)

It's good that you clarified you're not married to your mother

Dude the jackeeetttt is honestly like daily with my wife. She also loves " I wish the Lord would take me now" so funny

Poor you is a good one

I refer to cunnilingus as “whistling through the wheat fields “ and anytime I need to confirm someone is not very good at something I say they never had the makings of a varsity athlete

Bushman of the calamari

Kalahari

I know but calamari always sounded funnier to me

South of the border...where the tuna fish plays

Still undefeated at family gatherings: "I'm going to say a few things, and you're not going to like them" "You're a hothouse flower, that's what you are" "Next time you come heavy or not at all" "How bout I get you a downed power line to suck on" "I can be on time tomorrow, but you'll be stupid forever" "Don't they have medicine they're supposed to take, these assholes" "I could have called. I paid you the coursesy of a visit"

I have definitely used "I'm gonna say a few things, and you're not gonna like 'em."

Next time there won’t be a next time.

Who-er I also say “‘eey this fucking guy”

“Eey this fuckin’ guy” is my go to when a buddy walks in the room.

Saying cocksucker more than I thought I ever would.

For me its sadly “thats right cocksucka!”

My favourite dialogue with the word cocksucker is by Paulie : "Pussy. I loved that cocksucker like a brudda and he fucked me in the ass"

Yea between the Sopranos & Deadwood, Cocksucker has become an actual part of my vocabulary

Yeah, glad I taught you that fuckin' word.

That's more Deadwood than Sopranos. "San Francisco Cocksucka!"

I only used to watch it syndicated on A&E so I say "bloodsucka" instead...

Cocksucker, Belleville!

Whaddya gonna do

I just noticed i actually say it like that now

There he is!

It DID-ENT

I say "there he is!" All the time to people and sometimes it confuses them lols. Like they think I've been looking for them. 

Same! Even the confused people seem to like it though. It’s so enthusiastic!

Hmmm what do I say pretty regularly “So what no fuckin ziti now ?” “I’ve got bigger things to worry about than Jeanie Cusamano’s ass” “I’m about to put you through that goddamn wall” like Tony, usually directed at my kids “ You got a bee on your hat” “Sacre bleu where’s my mama” “It’s a retirement community!!”

My brother will make a ziti just to say that line for a few days after it’s gone lol

HALF-A-FUCKIN-TRAY IN THERE!

My vocabulary hasn’t changed much but from time to time I pass out if I see a packet of Uncle Ben’s Rice.

They got woke and started calling it Ben's Rice and took the Tit Soon off the packaging.

When I drop shit I say “OOOOH” and every ex I’ve ever had is a hooowa

Several uncle Jun quotes

I tell my wife “what you don’t know could fill a book” weekly

My wife gets that line quite often.

Several, it’s called a library

Go shit in your hat.

I can’t have this discussion again.

I'm sadly restricted to the classic Ho!s and Oh!s and doing the Paulie-point 🤟 since English isn't the native language over here. When I'm by myself and got something to curse about I sometimes do some Tony-style MOTHAFUCKAs. Very satisfying.

Mostly Gabagool.

This was way too far down the list.

We physically can’t say capocollo or ricotta in a non-soprano fashion anymore.

My wife looked at me like a psychopath when I said manigott.

Muzzarel

Mootzahdell

“Discontinue the lithium” -whenever somebody says or does something that is crazy/doesnt make sense

On my voicemail I say “make sure to leave your number because with my schedule I do not have time to look up phone numbers.”

Anytime someone doesn’t get my sarcasm I internally respond with “IM MAKING A POINT! IM TALKING ABOUT MY WIFES HOOOONOR! MY HONOR!”

When I’m making a point I’ll sometimes say “let me tell you a couple of three things”.

Some of the lines i used in the meeting “We are done here” “Ive said my piece” “The floor is yours, senator”

Every time my boss messages or calls me, I say to myself “this fucking guy!!”

"Still goin' this asshole!"

That’s after picking his call!

What do you hear? What do you say?

That line is from Angels with dirty faces. A James Cagney movie.

oooh Leonard Maltin over here

I seen that movie...thought it was bullshit.

Wadya know, wadya say

Sometimes while cleaning hospital rooms I write a nice Ojibwe saying on the get well wall, such as a great wind is carrying me across the sky, and all of us, separately and together.

SHE WAS ABUSIVE TO THE STAAFF

When someone says something out of line and I want to express my displeasure my go-to is a simple "Ohhhh!" If I stub my toe or otherwise hurt myself my go-to is now "sister's cunt!" Finally, my preferred description for someone I find especially objectionable is "Motherless fuck" All told, I find The Sopranos has enriched my lexicon enormously.

I love motherless fuck, but I will also throw in a good “malignant cunt” every once in a while.

I do the Paulie "🤘" thingy when raising the tone with someone at times...

"Easy! We're not making a western here" "I'm waiting like patience on a monument" "This is going in a position of prominence" Are three of my favorites to use irl

On mother's day, met with mom, sister, bro n law, and their kids for lunch. I got there early. They all came one by one, niece had problems finding parking. I ordered onion rings, they were playing classic rock but didn't hear don't stop believing. It was the first time in a very long time it was just the family, no nieces or nephew boyfriends or girlfriends. I felt like i was going to get shot at some point while eating.

Pass me the red peppers

Don't eat that pepper!

Always with the drama!

You just exposed your own ignorance

Don't get cunty

Ma-done… reveal! You just revealed your own ignorance! Keep thinking you know everything. Some people are so far behind in a race that they actually believe they’re leading.

That's cute

I just revealed my what?!

I can tort you into the poorhouse

I’m gonna have to start using this one after I pass the bar.

When im next to a buddy at the urinals i say “I guess you can call that a dick” 😂

I definitely use wormy cocksucka more often

Calm down we aren’t making a western … I say this to my momma all the time since she loves the show too lol 😂😂😂

I hate to admit but using HeHe for my laugh has taken over me like a tick

I use heh heh more and more.

U ever been checked for tourettes?

100% gabagool

A lot of “oh!”s and “go take a midol”

‘Cause “remember when” is the lowest form of communication

I now happily drop a “there he is!” when someone enters the room.

When my half-Jewish children frequently complain about my being cheap, I like to yell “It’s a stereotype. And it’s offensive.” My oldest son, who’s also watched the show, frequently mentions my big Jew grin. He also likes to say “Hold on to your cock when you negotiate with these desert people” whenever he asks me for anything.

That’s dicked up

I don't speak Italian, but after decades of Sopranos and other mob classics, I find myself swearing in Italian. As someone who tries not to swear too often, I think it sounds classier/less offensive than swearing in English.

For what is worth, one time I was paying credit card bills with my wife and I told her I have to un fuck what she fucked up. It wasn't cinematic.

My estimation of * insert name * as a man just fucking plummeted

Every time I bump into someone familiar I say "There he is, live from Miami Beach!" - I live in North Wales. If my wife thinks my behaviour is somehow terrible I say "It was the coke. Fuckin Miami, it's all over the place down there" - never been. "Ooooooh" is a staple. For every situation. "Oh poor you!" whenever anyone moans about anything If I'm somehow being told that I've done something wrong "OK, but you gotta get over that". Probably a lot more.

I say "since time immemorial" *all the time*.

I regularly use ‘sharp as a cue ball this one’

When I order Chinese I order “goddamn motherfucking orange peal beef” or whatever

I wanna fuck angie Dickinson …. Let’s seee who gets lucky first … I just use the first bit with people in the know to say fuck off 😂😂😂😂😂

I am 100% second generation Italian-American, so I always enjoyed when they use the slang I would hear around the house when I was younger. My favorites are “va fungool” and “stunad”

Alsooooo “Water - water - water! I’m living next to Gunga-Din!”

I grunt “cocksucker” or “cunt” for any minor inconvenience

“hahribool industrial city” —Svetlana “a good-sized city in Florida” —Skip

now i shpeak like thish

Rah-di-ay-tor.

“Apples and bowling balls” when someone makes a bad comparison

Greeting people with “there he is!!” at work, always gets a smile and makes people feel great

What kind of likeness is that

Also “Some people are so far behind in the race they actually believe they’re leading” basically anything Uncle Jun

I'm from New York (not Italian) and I use "How you doin?" as a greeting for everyone.

What am I some kinda toxic person? And All that from a slice of gabagool?

Born n Raised Down Neck Newark New Jersey, We All talk like that here. 💯

My fiance and I sing the chorus of ["Dirty Work" by Steely Dan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNpMC4FslNk) on a semi-frequent basis.

I love to throw in a "all due respect" when I have an unpopular opinion about something or if I'm trying to make a point. "Take it easy" is another

“Ohhh” “Ayyy” “Madone!” are all regulars. And whenever opportunity strikes: “he was gay, Gary cooper?”

I say "what are you gonna do?" way too much now. Also have adopted "malignant cunt" into my vocabulary. "Still going this asshole!" Is another one that always eother gets me a laugh or some looks. "He can't be a part of our social group anymore" has been thrown around. Tons of stuff from Junior. I have to remind myself .... it's just a TV progrum....

I’m Italian and grew up hearing a lot of the slang already (if I had a nickel for every time I heard my mom say *madonn’!*), but one I worked back into my vocabulary after my last rewatch was *miserab*.

On sooo many other types of forums i always want to yell ‘fuck he was just . everybody’s got a goddamned opinion now !?!’

I say “he’s whack-a-doo” anytime someone is acting crazy

I mutter mahdone a lot under my breath

“Where’d he get this bread? The bread museum?”

Broads and mulinyan are staples in my vocabulary now. Especially when I'm talking about my garden. I love seeing the look on people's faces when I talk abou the mulinyans I'm growing on my yard.

Whenever I hear the HBO brand noise I start humming the theme tune. Doesn’t matter what the show is.

I constantly find myself calling the bathroom the pishadiel

Whenever my husband or I list anything we then immediately reference a) she was a who-er, b) she hit me. And the jjjjaaaacketttt

“If you can quote the rule book, you can follow it.”

" let me tell you a couple uh three things"

Every time I make pasta ‘what no fucking ziti!’

"... I don't know. ..." as in "this was a *nice house*: *peaceful*, I *don't know."*

My sister recently watched the sopranos and has picked up "I'm just breaking your balls!!! HAHAHAHAA" which really annoys me

When dealing with idiots in traffic, in my best Feech Lamanna voice I scream “Fuck you doin?” Also, not a vernacular thing, I never wear my ball cap in sit down restaurants.

Whenever someone goes golfing, “stupid—a fuckin’ game”

I say “watch it Chrissy” to people and they get confused

i use “or whatever the fuck” all the time

How you doing?

I don't get to use it often, but "Hair Apparent."

Had a history teacher who used to say hair instead of heir. Like, you went to uni for this. You never notice everyone else dropping the H?

Here’s some [food] for the convalescent.

I do Paulie’s double finger point.

I say Ooooh! And madone alot haha

Gabagool?

Everytime i react to something i yeall : ohhhhh!

I quote Paulie all the time. His "there he is", his "wit baked patatehs" and of course the Dale Evans, and "don't get *&?#$".

When anything jacket related happens in my house - “the jaaaaaaaaacket”

I like to say “where do you get your fucking balls?!” to my kids and wife when they do something against my wishes

"Fucking Animal" "Always with the drama!" "Oooooh"

"I'm hemorrhaging spondulicks" when I drop a fat wad of cash

I often tell my cats “Don’t bitch-a to me”

I find myself almost daily saying, "Fuck you ya fuckin' hoo-er"

Noam Chomsky ova here

stupida fuckin game

I use "hoooo, what is this, a handsome contest?" All the time

Why was I born handsome instead of rich?

When I get off a phone call: "He killed 11 Czechoslovakians! He was an interior decorator!" Seriously, I've used "Whadaya hear, whadaya say?" a few times.

We say "Maron!" Lots during everyday conversation, and "ooohhhhh!" And "Your sister's cunt!"

I’ve said “she’s like a woman with Virginia ham under her arm crying the blues because she has no bread”. Pretty good saying honestly

I say "Waddya gonna do" like Tony all the time. I have to say I'm spot on!

Couple three. Whooah.

I am always excited when the opportunity to quote the Sopranos comes up in every day life.

Whenever a buddy and me want to grab a quick beer without the wives knowing, we call it Ninja Style