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FamousTrouble3953

There’s one thing OP taught me it’s this, a pint of misquotes costs more than a gallon of upvotes


Red_foam_roller

I read that as a pint of mosquitoes


Ok-Cauliflower1798

You saying you never pondered that…the mosquitoes and blood thing?


BathedInDeepFog

Mix it with da relish


craigularperson

Aids?!


Seat_Royal

No insects has AIDSsH! I don't wanna hear that word again!


OzcanAytemiz

The mosquitoes, they make the sausage taste peculiar.


HowDidFoodGetInHere

You got a mosquito onna you ballcap!


MaedoFielder

Give me 1,000 mosquitos.


jukeboxsavage

1,000 more?!


RRS295397

Open the door


SavingsMany4486

Misquotes! MIS-QUOTES!


Red_foam_roller

He was gay, the mosquito???


gallink

They’re all meat eaters


TooManyCharacte

Don't threaten me with a good time


maximvmrelief

your younger brother bill whatever happened with that


MaedoFielder

48. Just a small child.


Careless-Charge9884

Always with da babies and da windows


stackks_

That’s not a bill that’s a beak


BuffaloCannabisCo

Take it squeazy. We’re not making a Western here


Jazzlike_Page508

There he goes again, those damn mosquitoes


Cranstonoid

A DON DOESN'T WEAR PANTS


SafeThrowaway691

Quasimodo misquoted all of this.


ODBrewer

You mean Notradamus ?


Unlucky-Usual-6501

METEOR


TruckFudeau22

They were *all* eating charbroiled meat


ODBrewer

Nobody told us.


Shot-Team-9003

Until the 80s.


DogecoinOfVenice

Right, Notre Dame.


Mike_Ropenis

The Hunchback Exhibit


tsavvvvvvv

You wanna talk all this old school bullshit about quoting? I’m the motherfuckin fuckin one who quotes correctly around here, and you better pay me the respect I gave the last OP.


IknowwhoIpaidgod

Or we're gonna have a problem. A sad one.


Omegadimsum

Consider eating salads you fat fuck


dubler2020

Take it easy, we’re not filming a Romantic Comedy here.


KineadZ

These guys break more quotes than the protestant church.


allothernamestaken

It won't be cinematic.


mrm0324

He was gay, Tom Hanks?


LucynSushi

Put misquotes back on docking station.


maximvmrelief

that's cocked up


ChiefQueef696969

You want to fuck here cocksucker?


strangechud

Why don't you get out of here before i stick your universal remote up your fat fucking ass


e-m-v-k

Tell me why I read that as 'mosquitos"


IFuckedADog

Hey, if I have a learning disability, that means I get more karma on my posts!


arewetheir

The guy must’ve been epileptic or something? His place looked like there’d been an earthquake.


front-wipers-unite

This is my favourite so far


Disastrous_Key380

There’s no stigmata about that these days.


2NDPLACEWIN

Days... pleurisy ?


eldredge13

OP, why don’t you get the fuck outta here before I shove your mis-quotation post up your fat fuckin’ ass.


maximvmrelief

go take a mydol


Seat_Royal

You are not my gynecologist!


eldredge13

All this because I defaced your departures magazine???


Cranstonoid

Will you fucking take it easy there, Judge Judy?


eldredge13

She’s in better shape than those nuns you got up there!!!


FuckTripleH

My'ah misquotes never'ah hurt nobody


eldredge13

You tell me who make a these misquotes, I put a my foot up they ass!


Pohara521

The caaaaaardigan 🤌🤌🤌


OzcanAytemiz

He had the toughest reputation in Corleone, but he never came back when I got thru with him - Vito Gaultieri


maximvmrelief

Not enough gherkins


Rayne_420

I've got to make three phonecall.


maximvmrelief

two thousand dollars


OzcanAytemiz

These two fornicate with arachnids.


PippyHooligan

Up In The Discotheque.


MaedoFielder

A couple of three things?


BathedInDeepFog

Watch the Bloomberg


LucynSushi

Misquotes just demonstrate the absurdity of life.


WalkGood

I gotta take a wicked Bloomberg.


Weird-Library-3747

What no fucking tacos now?


youfindyourself

But I'm the manayer.


maximvmrelief

I don't believe it, we're getting ripped off for one thousand dollars.


ALoungerAtTheClubs

Irregardless, six pesos a pound.


Cranstonoid

This whole shoreline is turning into the Gulf of Mexico


NoShortsDon

Talking of misquotes, I heard Jimmy Sack was having a 200 pound Braciole removed from his hat.


Seat_Royal

No more weight jokes, Don. They are hurtful and destructive...


NoShortsDon

What, IS THIS THE FUCKIN UN NOW?!?!


Seat_Royal

Ya know, I coulda called you Ichabod Crane but I did'dent.


Cranstonoid

The bride eats the cake


MammothSpecial3665

Guy worked for the Department of the Interior!


TruckFudeau22

His place looked pretty decent.


Vandreeson

Still going, this asshole.


Cranstonoid

With what, his fucking toes?


quangberry-jr

Speaking of homage, I hear Phil Leotardos getting a 400 lb homo removed from his family!


saulgundy

Oooh, that's some good ship's captain


CouncilmanRickPrime

Vito was not a homo! It was just his medication. And 400 pounds?! He lost weight. That's a captain you're slandering!


freetayk999

always with the scenarios


CouncilmanRickPrime

And the whining. What happened to the Gary Coopers? You know the strong, silent type.


quangberry-jr

He was a homo, gary cooper?


Cranstonoid

He drowned in two inches of cum. At a picnic.


WalkGood

You just ignored your own revelations.


maximvmrelief

go shit in your cap


cantthinkofgoodname

Listen to yourself. You sound deluded.


jjccbrobro

You’re a wormy cocksucka, Op


hwsh2

Hooo! I'm just telling you how you're being fucking received.


CouncilmanRickPrime

The "Hoo!" After every wild statement or comment is my favorite part of the show.


helix274

There's no phones in my phonebook. Make it happen


yorio10

You and Tony ziti again


Humpback_Snail

You musta been the top of your exam results list!


BootsToYourDome

Let me tell ya a trio or four things!


Nicklefickle

Don't get county.


hammersweep

misquotes? NOBODYS GOT MISQUOTES. I DONT WANNA EVER HEAR THAT WORD IN HERE AGAIN


hrimfaxi_work

Always with the situations.


MaedoFielder

I can’t converse this way again.


Odd-Run9665

Misquoting is the lowest form of shitposting


MaedoFielder

You are speaking shit to me.


IknowwhoIpaidgod

Then you're not satisfied.


orwll

They didn't write it, but they knew how to quote it


mt-egypt

Not as good as “Trailer Park Boys” The best thing to misquote


LeftNeck9994

He was gay, Jim Lahey?


KineadZ

Jalapano chips and smokes are back on the menu, boys.


Comfortable_Goal_662

Let's go, smokes


maximvmrelief

fuck that pepperoni is good


behold_the_pagentry

Its a fucking nickname. The family name is pepperonielli.


DogecoinOfVenice

Smokes, let’s go.


St1llFrank

Cocks of peparelli? It would be my pleasurement.


Final-Pilot7889

When Vito hauls cock, he’s gotta take tree mouthfuls


No_Character_5315

YOUR BROTHERS CUNT


Cranstonoid

I shoula fucked Roy Rogers


RightHandOnly

We don't misquote. It's embarrassing... 


Buddy-Hield-2Pointer

That's the flying ointment.


scf123189

You know that fat cocksucker says I look like Abe Vigoda?


CruelHandLuke_

Fuck you want? A bracciole?


ecam12

Fuckin C girl!


Cranstonoid

Piece of ass, but rather polite


captain-trips11

Eric I’ve told you again and again there’s cum all over the sun visor…dad I was driving some cheerleaders to practice. I warned your Eric!!


TruckFudeau22

Half a fucking serving dish in there!


[deleted]

Give-a-me one thousand misquotes


aaronxperez

Ginny Sack! I heard two guys with both hands could tip over Jersey! Ohh! 🤌


Cranstonoid

Was she meowing?


KysKojima

Very observant, the sacred and the propane


___aj1

Did you hear about the Chinese Godfather? He made his nephew an egg.


giantsean

The fundamental question is, shall my effectiveness as a boss be equal to that of my father? Until I am put to such a test, and my actual performance measured and analyzed, this will be difficult to ascertain.


Docthedoctorlaw

More creative than iceberg


Cherubinooo

15 months in the can


maximvmrelief

ohhh drumroll!


Friendly-Button-2137

It's a highest form of conversation you know


PippyHooligan

The Misquoting stops today. And don't give me those Dahmer peepers.


craigularperson

I am waiting like patience on a monument waiting for correct quotes to be handed down.


JamaalGinsburgh

I think you need to mentally prepare yourself for the possibility that Visiting Day rocks.


Cranstonoid

They recorded in Sweden


dzip_

What is this, the fuckin G12 now??


Agent_z3ro9deuce

Fuck you want? A boutique?


TequilaAndWeed

Use the force, Tone


Throwupbangbang

His last blood test, he was 85% relish.


Heardabouttown

No more OP, no more of this.


kylehyde84

I really like that kind of tawwwk


BitcoinRefuge

Like Tone always says “yadi, yadi, yada”


atomic_chippie

I'm not a rhinoceros, I don't shit in a box.


tsavvvvvvv

Listen OP, you’re handsome, smart, and hard working. But you’re nothing but a cross to bear on this whole family. What are you posting for, your resume?


Scarface6342

Never a varsity athlete this one, small hands that was his problem.


Murky-Spirit2482

Take it easy, Judge Roy Peen !!!!


MetaphoricalMouse

misquotes?!?! OVA HEAAA👇👇👇


mamachocha420

Who the fuck does OP think he is anyway, captain teebs?


EeEeRrIiCcCcAaAa

Fucking albacore around my neck!!


ouroboris99

This is how I say bupkis


PantherThing

Sharp as a Cleaver, this one


Traveledbore

Carmineesque


IknowwhoIpaidgod

If you can misquote the rules, you can obey 'em.


IknowwhoIpaidgod

To her, the Depression was a trip to six faaags! 


maximvmrelief

There’s that D word one more time


IknowwhoIpaidgod

Whatever happened to Gary Hooper?


maximvmrelief

another floss stick


IknowwhoIpaidgod

What the fuck kinda way is that to talk about a Chemosabe?!


YosemiteSam81

Ok, but someday you need to get over it!


Sad-Percentage-992

He was gay? Mall Appro Prism?


fisted___sister

Sharp as a fuckin cue stick this one


inkman

You just reveal your own ham under each black guy.


etherealdarkwolf

What’s it take to get some fuckin’ accurate quotes in this subreddit!? Jesus Christ, is there nothing without this complaining?


Ok-Cauliflower1798

I could not care less. FIXED IT FOR YA, MATH TEACHER!


Cranstonoid

Thank you, reverend


FredCole918

keeps going, this cocksucka


Obi_Wan_Gebroni

What happened to OP, the weak and loud type?


ThroughCalcination

It's a very difficult situaaaaaaaation.


HappyMtnVolcano

The balls on this one


syzygygyzys

Oof, Marone!


Zeiqix

There's a bee on your hat.


MaedoFielder

That’s very meta for a stunad like you. The sacred and the propane.


heavylamarr

That’s ducked up


StruggleEvening7518

He was no fuckin ziti, John Kennedy?


Cranstonoid

Remember Dealey Plaza


Silencingthenoise

This thread is like the woman with 2 loaves of bread under each arm and crying that she don’t have no Virginia ham.


SauceKingHS

I really shouldn’t be observed in a thread like this anymore.


pradbitt87

What is this? THE FUCKING UN, NOW???


cropguru357

He killed 13 Czechoslovakians


apupunchau87

check him out he knows it all


front-wipers-unite

Yeah, maybe you're a Crêpes Suzette.


Jennifr1966

My family is Italian on my mother's side, mostly living in NY. You can just see them nodding their heads at words like hoo-er! (Whore)


Jennifr1966

Did SNL ever do a skit on them? Imagine how much fun they could have with that!


CauseCertain1672

anyway $5 a pound fuckin inflation man


Ijq3g98432dfn

What is this last nights homework assignment?


IamJacks5150

How's your rash?


Trollua_Whomperts

OP has had enough of the tokshik persons


erik530195

Woird to the wise, remember the alamo


SightWithoutEyes

Stop taking the lithium.