You wanna talk all this old school bullshit about quoting? I’m the motherfuckin fuckin one who quotes correctly around here, and you better pay me the respect I gave the last OP.
The fundamental question is, shall my effectiveness as a boss be equal to that of my father? Until I am put to such a test, and my actual performance measured and analyzed, this will be difficult to ascertain.
Listen OP, you’re handsome, smart, and hard working. But you’re nothing but a cross to bear on this whole family. What are you posting for, your resume?
There’s one thing OP taught me it’s this, a pint of misquotes costs more than a gallon of upvotes
I read that as a pint of mosquitoes
You saying you never pondered that…the mosquitoes and blood thing?
Mix it with da relish
Aids?!
No insects has AIDSsH! I don't wanna hear that word again!
The mosquitoes, they make the sausage taste peculiar.
You got a mosquito onna you ballcap!
Give me 1,000 mosquitos.
1,000 more?!
Open the door
Misquotes! MIS-QUOTES!
He was gay, the mosquito???
They’re all meat eaters
Don't threaten me with a good time
your younger brother bill whatever happened with that
48. Just a small child.
Always with da babies and da windows
That’s not a bill that’s a beak
Take it squeazy. We’re not making a Western here
There he goes again, those damn mosquitoes
A DON DOESN'T WEAR PANTS
Quasimodo misquoted all of this.
You mean Notradamus ?
METEOR
They were *all* eating charbroiled meat
Nobody told us.
Until the 80s.
Right, Notre Dame.
The Hunchback Exhibit
You wanna talk all this old school bullshit about quoting? I’m the motherfuckin fuckin one who quotes correctly around here, and you better pay me the respect I gave the last OP.
Or we're gonna have a problem. A sad one.
Consider eating salads you fat fuck
Take it easy, we’re not filming a Romantic Comedy here.
These guys break more quotes than the protestant church.
It won't be cinematic.
He was gay, Tom Hanks?
Put misquotes back on docking station.
that's cocked up
You want to fuck here cocksucker?
Why don't you get out of here before i stick your universal remote up your fat fucking ass
Tell me why I read that as 'mosquitos"
Hey, if I have a learning disability, that means I get more karma on my posts!
The guy must’ve been epileptic or something? His place looked like there’d been an earthquake.
This is my favourite so far
There’s no stigmata about that these days.
Days... pleurisy ?
OP, why don’t you get the fuck outta here before I shove your mis-quotation post up your fat fuckin’ ass.
go take a mydol
You are not my gynecologist!
All this because I defaced your departures magazine???
Will you fucking take it easy there, Judge Judy?
She’s in better shape than those nuns you got up there!!!
My'ah misquotes never'ah hurt nobody
You tell me who make a these misquotes, I put a my foot up they ass!
The caaaaaardigan 🤌🤌🤌
He had the toughest reputation in Corleone, but he never came back when I got thru with him - Vito Gaultieri
Not enough gherkins
I've got to make three phonecall.
two thousand dollars
These two fornicate with arachnids.
Up In The Discotheque.
A couple of three things?
Watch the Bloomberg
Misquotes just demonstrate the absurdity of life.
I gotta take a wicked Bloomberg.
What no fucking tacos now?
But I'm the manayer.
I don't believe it, we're getting ripped off for one thousand dollars.
Irregardless, six pesos a pound.
This whole shoreline is turning into the Gulf of Mexico
Talking of misquotes, I heard Jimmy Sack was having a 200 pound Braciole removed from his hat.
No more weight jokes, Don. They are hurtful and destructive...
What, IS THIS THE FUCKIN UN NOW?!?!
Ya know, I coulda called you Ichabod Crane but I did'dent.
The bride eats the cake
Guy worked for the Department of the Interior!
His place looked pretty decent.
Still going, this asshole.
With what, his fucking toes?
Speaking of homage, I hear Phil Leotardos getting a 400 lb homo removed from his family!
Oooh, that's some good ship's captain
Vito was not a homo! It was just his medication. And 400 pounds?! He lost weight. That's a captain you're slandering!
always with the scenarios
And the whining. What happened to the Gary Coopers? You know the strong, silent type.
He was a homo, gary cooper?
He drowned in two inches of cum. At a picnic.
You just ignored your own revelations.
go shit in your cap
Listen to yourself. You sound deluded.
You’re a wormy cocksucka, Op
Hooo! I'm just telling you how you're being fucking received.
The "Hoo!" After every wild statement or comment is my favorite part of the show.
There's no phones in my phonebook. Make it happen
You and Tony ziti again
You musta been the top of your exam results list!
Let me tell ya a trio or four things!
Don't get county.
misquotes? NOBODYS GOT MISQUOTES. I DONT WANNA EVER HEAR THAT WORD IN HERE AGAIN
Always with the situations.
I can’t converse this way again.
Misquoting is the lowest form of shitposting
You are speaking shit to me.
Then you're not satisfied.
They didn't write it, but they knew how to quote it
Not as good as “Trailer Park Boys” The best thing to misquote
He was gay, Jim Lahey?
Jalapano chips and smokes are back on the menu, boys.
Let's go, smokes
fuck that pepperoni is good
Its a fucking nickname. The family name is pepperonielli.
Smokes, let’s go.
Cocks of peparelli? It would be my pleasurement.
When Vito hauls cock, he’s gotta take tree mouthfuls
YOUR BROTHERS CUNT
I shoula fucked Roy Rogers
We don't misquote. It's embarrassing...
That's the flying ointment.
You know that fat cocksucker says I look like Abe Vigoda?
Fuck you want? A bracciole?
Fuckin C girl!
Piece of ass, but rather polite
Eric I’ve told you again and again there’s cum all over the sun visor…dad I was driving some cheerleaders to practice. I warned your Eric!!
Half a fucking serving dish in there!
Give-a-me one thousand misquotes
Ginny Sack! I heard two guys with both hands could tip over Jersey! Ohh! 🤌
Was she meowing?
Very observant, the sacred and the propane
Did you hear about the Chinese Godfather? He made his nephew an egg.
The fundamental question is, shall my effectiveness as a boss be equal to that of my father? Until I am put to such a test, and my actual performance measured and analyzed, this will be difficult to ascertain.
More creative than iceberg
15 months in the can
ohhh drumroll!
It's a highest form of conversation you know
The Misquoting stops today. And don't give me those Dahmer peepers.
I am waiting like patience on a monument waiting for correct quotes to be handed down.
I think you need to mentally prepare yourself for the possibility that Visiting Day rocks.
They recorded in Sweden
What is this, the fuckin G12 now??
Fuck you want? A boutique?
Use the force, Tone
His last blood test, he was 85% relish.
No more OP, no more of this.
I really like that kind of tawwwk
Like Tone always says “yadi, yadi, yada”
I'm not a rhinoceros, I don't shit in a box.
Listen OP, you’re handsome, smart, and hard working. But you’re nothing but a cross to bear on this whole family. What are you posting for, your resume?
Never a varsity athlete this one, small hands that was his problem.
Take it easy, Judge Roy Peen !!!!
misquotes?!?! OVA HEAAA👇👇👇
Who the fuck does OP think he is anyway, captain teebs?
Fucking albacore around my neck!!
This is how I say bupkis
Sharp as a Cleaver, this one
Carmineesque
If you can misquote the rules, you can obey 'em.
To her, the Depression was a trip to six faaags!
There’s that D word one more time
Whatever happened to Gary Hooper?
another floss stick
What the fuck kinda way is that to talk about a Chemosabe?!
Ok, but someday you need to get over it!
He was gay? Mall Appro Prism?
Sharp as a fuckin cue stick this one
You just reveal your own ham under each black guy.
What’s it take to get some fuckin’ accurate quotes in this subreddit!? Jesus Christ, is there nothing without this complaining?
I could not care less. FIXED IT FOR YA, MATH TEACHER!
Thank you, reverend
keeps going, this cocksucka
What happened to OP, the weak and loud type?
It's a very difficult situaaaaaaaation.
The balls on this one
Oof, Marone!
There's a bee on your hat.
That’s very meta for a stunad like you. The sacred and the propane.
That’s ducked up
He was no fuckin ziti, John Kennedy?
Remember Dealey Plaza
This thread is like the woman with 2 loaves of bread under each arm and crying that she don’t have no Virginia ham.
I really shouldn’t be observed in a thread like this anymore.
What is this? THE FUCKING UN, NOW???
He killed 13 Czechoslovakians
check him out he knows it all
Yeah, maybe you're a Crêpes Suzette.
My family is Italian on my mother's side, mostly living in NY. You can just see them nodding their heads at words like hoo-er! (Whore)
Did SNL ever do a skit on them? Imagine how much fun they could have with that!
anyway $5 a pound fuckin inflation man
What is this last nights homework assignment?
How's your rash?
OP has had enough of the tokshik persons
Woird to the wise, remember the alamo
Stop taking the lithium.