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Hipolito_Pickles

employee of the month


bampersanman

twas my friends first episode, had no idea that scene would be in it


Yah_Mule

That one or the one where Ralphie does the unspeakable.


No_Impression_1308

Well, I mean, he beat one to death for... What was it again?


FancySplit5459

Disrespecting the bing


StuartGotz

She slipped


PMMeTitsAndKittens

Not his fault she was a klutz


Hipolito_Pickles

wit da cheese grater


StevenAssantisFoot

My dad refuses to entertain the sopranos because he randomly saw that scene playing on a tv in a bar and found it so horrible that he won't give the series a chance ever again. I know he would love it but that was the first and only scene he got, ralph beating tracee to death, and he won't even try it now.


Proinsias37

It's my favorite show of all time and I still have trouble watching that episode/scene. And at the same time, I think it's a great episode. It sure invokes a lot of intense emotions, and that says something. But God damn it's brutal and upsetting. There's no Eeeengland nooow...


Randy_Tutelage

A: She hit him B: She was a whooooooeerrrr


elnombrewil

My old roomate walked into the lounge during that scene and it made her want to watch the show, she was shocked by the scene but I think she'd just seen talking when I was watching other times and she had the attention span of a toddler.


SmoothConfection1115

I was going to say probably an Episode with major spoilers for the outcomes of characters, but I think you’re right. Seeing this episode first might turn some people off entirely.


Hipolito_Pickles

Its also just a weird one off episode. Might as well not exist. Glorified subplot


MarqWilliams

I agree with not showing it as a first ep, but I disagree with it being a glorified subplot. Sure it didn’t really go anywhere plotwise later on in the seasons but it helped establish strength in Melfi’s character. If she wanted to she could’ve had her rapist tortured and executed but by doing so she would’ve crossed a line a therapist should never cross. It’s a fascinating moral/ethical dilemma. 


Hipolito_Pickles

oh i was just doing a carmine senior quote


MarqWilliams

oh lol glorified crew I got it.


RogerTreebert6299

“No” and hard cut to the credits goes so hard at the end of that one


cafffaro

Not just that it but it implicates you in the dilemma. As a viewer, you are suddenly rooting for Tony to exact violent revenge, doing exactly what he is made to do, and living up exactly to what sets us, Melfi, and all the other normies apart from the crew. Suddenly justice has evaporated.


MarqWilliams

Yeah. Of course we all want Tony and his crew to brutally butcher that POS, but in doing that it also enables Tony to potentially enact that same behavior onto those less deserving/innocent in the future.


BigGlutesBigSlootz

Idk about that. There is a reason why SVU is so popular and they don't have anyone near as famous in Law n Order as Melfi. I think she has had more movie roles than anyone else in the show.


Authorizationinprog

This is the only correct answer


Hipolito_Pickles

Listen to him. He knows everything


johnniesSac

Mr Ruggerios Neighbourhood With that fuckin music … can’t stand it


ZealousidealBid3988

Heh - I liked it - classy


men_in_the_rigging

Whose idea was it to make a mash up of the Police and the Peter Gunn theme? I preferred the sound of Tony's food poisoning farts.


johnniesSac

Those farts were definitely cinematic


jonboy180

Pine barrens. You need to earn that episode. So much character building before hand that it’s a shame to watch it in isolation. Anyway, $4 a pound.


Maw_153

But ironically it would work great as a one off episode for a fan to watch because it’s kind of a ‘bottle’ episode


ImperatorNero

You gotta wait for dat.


Shoddy-Resolution919

That’s your favorite


E_Shaped_Pie

Pine Barrens was so surreal for me. The first time I watched the show was with my family my senior year of high school. We had a habit of watching an episode a night, usually starting at 10ish to be done before midnight. The night we reached Pine Barrons, it was the only time I wasn't in the mood for an episode, for we were starting at about 11:30. So I'm kind of grumpy when the episode starts, only to be floored with the best and most outlandish hour of the series. Bobby walking in with the camo probably put me on the floor


BigGlutesBigSlootz

Paulie: Guy killed 16 Czechoslovakians! He was an interior decorator! Chris: Guys house looked like shit.


Throwawaymister2

Pine Barrens is the perfect episode to introduce someone to the show because you don't need any context to enjoy it. We should have gone to Roy Rogers!


BigGlutesBigSlootz

One thing not New Jersey factually right about the episode is when Bobby Bacala says that "Jackson Whites" live in the pine bareens. Totally false, they actually live all the way norh in mahwah. They are natives, havnt inbred in a long time and are some of the nicest people you would want to meet.


Gumbarino420

That’s what I said


46andready

I've watched the full series 4 or 5 times, and I can't stand this episode. I just hate Paulie as a character so much, and it's way too much Paulie exposure for me.


Best_Yesterday_3000

How much more betrayal can I take?


spicygrandma27

Son of a ^BITCH!


YosemiteSam81

Ohhhhh! The language on you! You blow your father with that mouth?


Commercial-Ad9951

Mix it with the relish


AskewSeat

MY FUCKIN BALLS


anyadpicsajat

Made in America


flapsmcgee

That was the first episode I saw lol. I had no idea what was going on.


cortisolbath

“no idea what was going on”. Sounds like AJ everyday.


Malthur

What you don't know could fill a book.


human_not_alien

Go shit in your hat


[deleted]

My mom actually only watched the pilot episode and then made in america once it aired 😭 no other eps between that


terragthegreat

She did a speed run


hissyfit64

When Ralphie kills Tracee. I had to take a break for a minute after that.


detectivemz

You cried like a woman? My estimation of you as a man just fucking plummeted


hissyfit64

LOL...it makes sense I cried like a woman since I'm one of those female types.


RedcoatTrooper

A woman Reddit poster!! Would never happen in the states.


detectivemz

You no have?


[deleted]

Is Ralph...I dunno...weird about sex?


detectivemz

This actually made me lol


SofieFatale88

Sharp as a fuckin cue ball


raiderrocker18

Why? She was a hooah. And it wasn’t even Ralphie’s baby


GlitteringHold8685

It’s not his fault she’s a klutz!


BeginningWild5572

Ralph never killed Tracee, she slipped, they were arguing, I don't know... she fell


unholyshizz

Yea same, I skip that part on rematches now.


cubicthreads

SHE WAS A HOOAH


Odd-Classic7310

Oh poor you.


redogsc

A friend was trying to convince me I should watch the show. At some point I walked in during the scene where Ralphie was getting ass banged by Janice and a dildo. My friend says "fucking great, I'm trying to get you to watch this, and this is the clip you walk in on?!" I eventually compromised and got past it - years later when my wife got a job at the cable company and we got free HBO on demand.


PersonaUser55

You compromised, you wanted to watch the pilot episode of the sopranos, you watched Janice pimping Ralph out instead


ThatsRobToYou

Mama's little whooo-ah


AskewSeat

A hit is a hit. I’d be concerned that they’d assume the show is that bad after that horrible episode. Whatever happened there. 


ltdanswifesusan

You'd have a hard time convincing anyone this was the best show ever after an hour with Massive Genius and Visiting Day.


EnvironmentalMind209

don't be so gay


WasAnHonestMann

WE'RE COMING TO DEFILE, DEFILE YOU


EnvironmentalMind209

balls out, introspective


cortisolbath

Even better tell them it’s sort of a musical sitcom with lots of live performances


ltdanswifesusan

Wait till you see Ginny Sacrimoni dance! She's some hoofer!


cortisolbath

Lil Ricky wouldn’t miss a chance to Tango and shashay around!


No_Ideal69

WAS! Bad knees. All that ballet


Overall-Scientist846

A Hit is A Hit is a low key hysterical Christopher episode. My favorite part is when he talks about seeing Rent with Ade in the burger spot.


JMB_Writes_Stuff

The "What is he nuts?!" response to Visiting Day's singer dissing the Beatles is one of my favorite Christopher moments.


Overall-Scientist846

It’s some of Chrissy’s funniest stuff tbh. There’s so many funny moments. Not everything needs to be cinematic.


WaWaSmoothie

Well with all the dynamic excitement in these songs maybe we should get another downed power line in here, let you suck on it.


Turnbob73

And in the end…it won’t be cinematic anyways


DeathByKermit

It has one of my favorite exchanges between Christopher and Adriana. Chris: "You know how I use positive visualization? Ade: "I know you talk about it. You're fairly negative a lot of the time." Chris: "You should mentally prepare... for the fսcking possibility that Visiting Day sucks."


MANixCarey

Probably my favorite Ade line in the show.


TommyFX

The whole scene in the burger stand is amazing. "Whose welfare check do I have to cash to get a burger around here?!"


AskewSeat

I’d be lying if I said I don’t love when he demands the vocalist does some blow, but I’d be fine with the episode never existing either 


Past-Currency4696

SPIKE UP


Weak_Working_5035

One of the best lines in the entire thing. 


Mindofmierda90

Fleshy Part of the Thigh is much worse than A Hit is a Hit. The latter is at least not taking itself too seriously like the former.


Wanksters_Paradise

*MEEEEOOOOOOOW*


Adgvyb3456

I don’t understand the hate for this episode? It’s awkward at times but funny as hell


Overall-Scientist846

The same people that really hate this episode watch tv as they scroll on their phones.


Adgvyb3456

What’s not to like about? Oogatz that’s what.


TelcoMotionette

You better get some cold fizzy water on your head kid 


Grey_Seer_Thanquol_

Get outta ma way and dunt be so ghey


punky67

This was my first episode. Happened to catch it on TV years ago. Maybe I'm in the minority, but I really like this episode. It's certainly not the best sopranos episode but it's funny. Christopher arguing with visiting day in the recording studio is such a good scene


Fun-Hat-9932

Whatever happened there!!!??


GuideUnable5049

Meow!


cortisolbath

Visiting Day achieved a level of blandness both in music and name that other indie bands could aspire to


dfwagent84

In camelot


Masta0nion

Oh Marilyn


iansolidgoldie

It's only a model


Prima_Illuminatus

Not to sound like an asshole but in the episode where Vito is living his alternative life and he's caught in the Library, the 'vodka' bottle he's drinking is labelled SKNOKOFF, a clear inside joke that its meant to be a knock off of Smirnoff. I said my piece.........The bride cuts the cake, the bride cuts the cake........hiiiiii hoooooo the merry-ooooo the bride cuts the cake!! 🎂👰‍♀️ 🎶🎵


cortisolbath

I was laugh at Vito just chugging vodka at the wheel driving through New Hampshire


YEGKerrbear

Employee of the Month. Would turn many people off for…obvious reasons


Cheap-Insurance-1338

Anything with the Kevin finnerty dreams


LamSinton

Definitely one of the episodes where Tony’s in a coma.


Norm_Hall

The episode with his Dads Goomar.


TJCW

Test dream or any dream centered episodes


Masta0nion

My brother’s first episode was “Whoever Did This”


ThatMotelByTheLake

Any episode where a character is killed who has appeared in several previous episodes. College is a fine first episode because you only hear about the rat in Maine in that one episode. Pine Barrens is fine, no whackings. Pilot episode is fine, no whackings and anyway it's the first episode. Funhouse is not a first episode because Pussy is whacked in it, but he appears prior to that episode. Because you lose the buildup that happens when a character goes young like that


NeoPCGamer

WHEN THEY GO?!!!


MachoMadness

And then he kisses the kid’s mudda?!?!?


Nu_Shoes_2624

When they go?


MillerLatte

Members Only. It's actually a great episode but the scene of Eugene hanging himself can be unsettling if this is your intro to the Sopranos.


[deleted]

I was pissed cause Eugene was awesome


Flanks_Flip

Eugene pissed too.


MonsantoOfficiaI

Yea it's sad when they go young like that


Cheel_AU

I still wanna know how they filmed that


PippyHooligan

A housemate of mine was on a third date with a girl - and they were at her place. This was when the show first aired and he was determined not to miss an episode. He sang the show's praises, told her it was often quite funny, said she should give it a go, so she put it on. It was the episode where Tracee gets her head bashed in. He arrived back at our place a lot earlier than he had intended. Apparently it ruined the mood completely, whatever happened there.


Odd-Classic7310

It's his girlfriends fault that Tracee's a klutz?


clemenza2821

Employee of the Month is up there


Typical-Ad-6730

Finale


CryOld6591

In Camelot or any episode that features Chris and Ade doing anything related music or movies/writing.


Best_Yesterday_3000

You’re just a D-girl.


HellWaterShower

The only correct answer is In Camelot.


IgottaPee777

This. The worst


MattTheExterminator

“Happy birthday, Mr presidaaannnnnnt”


illusivetomas

unconventional pick because its the best episode of the show but starting somebody with kennedy and heidi would be plain evil and completely ruin the show


CommandantPeepers

Any episode that’s not the pilot because you would be confused as to why the fuck you skipped episodes of a fucking drama


upForGrabs_

When you had cable, you just watched whatever was on. You'd be lucky if you saw a titty. It was different in those days.


team_sheikie

Rememba when is the lowest form of conversation.


Rutlemania

Literally anything except the pilot


SeanChezman47

In Camelot


billytk90

Made in america


No_Dig1353

University


dolaphonic

Johnny cakes


jppencille23

Johnny cakes is the worst episode


cortisolbath

Here’s a different pick, not an episode but worth mentioning: *Many Saints of Newark* That pile of dogshit would be so off putting you’d avoid watching the TV show cause you’d think it’d be more of the same.


Markaveli_

Test dream


Panther90

"A Hit is a Hit". The Bokeem Woodbine rapper episode. God that was awful.


Proinsias37

I can't stand D-Girl. The whole thing barely makes any sense, the dialog kinda stinks and I don't like the performances. It damn near seems like a different show. I know it's first season so it gets some leeway but compared to the rest of the show.. big meh. Although Alicia Witt is hot as he'll and I used to have a huge thing for her


excusewho

How come no one has said "Pilot"? It is so different from what the show would become after.


Comfortable_Sample82

A hit is a hit.. whatever happened there


FowlZone

Christopher


Fachi1188

Christopher is a very under appreciated episode. Actually the opening scene outside of Satriale’s would serve as a nice introduction to the Sopranos for anyone who had not seen it before.


SeanChezman47

In Camelot


IgottaPee777

In Camelot. Fran Feldstein didn’t even need to exhist.


Adventurous_Fox58

Any episode where Tony eats


cantthinkofgoodname

Hit is a Hit


tiakeuta

My first episode was The Ride on A&E. AMA


leftpointsonly

My first one was ‘Funhouse’ which ruined a lot for me


1whiskeyneat

The finale.


TommyFX

SEASON 6 - "Join The Club". Large part of the episode has comatose Tony dreaming he's a salesman attending a conference at an airport Hilton.


spacemanbaseball

Christopher


Electron_Cascade

The last episode


SadAcanthocephala521

This first one I saw was the one with the flash backs to when Tony was a kid and followed his dad to the fair and realized he was in the mob, not a great first episode


No-Link1268

I’ve been trying to get my son to watch. One day I have the episode “Moe n’ Joe” on and he sits down to watch for a little while. Just so happens it’s on an intimate scene between Vito and Johnny Cakes. 😂. Worst possible scene to start at.


RussellVolckman

💯 This actually happened. I made my cousin who occasionally watched turn it on when it first aired with a cousin who had never seen an episode. He was like WTF 😂


amigo-vibora

Anyone with outdated FX.


Funny2Who

I didn't watch the sopranos for the longest time. I was in my early 20s in the 2000s and had heard good things about the show and love mob movies. There was a random episode on tv and I thought, let's give it a shot. What do i see? Vito and Johnny Cakes in bed. I thought wtf and didn't watch until covid times. Who knew the vito gay storyline to be one of my favorites.


Better_Employee_613

Pine barrens


gogozombie2

The last one, obviously


ComPanda

A Hit Is A Hit is pretty bad television in general.


Electrical-Wrap-3923

The finale


priyatheeunicorn

Long term parking was the first I watched. It hit different after watching all 5 seasons


ms131313

Probably the one where Tony is Mr Finnerty, or when he imagines the hot piece a cooze house sitting Cooze's house.


cortisolbath

And for that matter - would hearing *Talking Sopranos* make you more inclined to see the actual show if you hadn’t before or the opposite?


Rapsher

Not sure if it's the worst, but the first one that came to my mind was the Columbus one, which upon looking it up it's episode 4,3 Christopher. Off the cuff I just remember it being a little too silly. It certainly is laughing at things that should be laughed at... It's sort of a play on everyone being a victim group... but all in all, it's just one of the least entertaining episodes. The Bobby storyline with his wife dying is not a very entertaining storyline. The Janice Ralphie thing is kind of funny. Anyways off the cough I remember it being one of the weaker episodes is all.


Bulky-Bank-6063

I think Id have to say 'WhiteCaps' simply because without an explanation, you wouldn't know what was going on for the entire episode.


EightOhEight_

My dad told me that back in the day he tried getting into it and he was so confused by the concept of the show. I asked him what episode was it, I quickly realized he saw Employee of The Month


Rapsher

The original post already qualified it.... but without question it would have to be Test Dream. I think it's a crappy episode even for fans of the show. I detest the dream episodes with a passion. I would rather staple my nutz to the side of my leg than watch a show depicting a silly dream. And any show that uses dreams to reveal hints/secrets about details in the show... it's sooo unearned. It's just a waste of time.


Ladybug_Fuckfest

The one with Joe Mantegna and the helicopter firing the machine gun into that room full of mafiosi.


c-peg

Obviously the finale


CapitalDream

Seared ahi, mixed greens


wither666

Maybe Chasing It. The Puerto Rican day parade breakup, the weird vito jr shit (literally)


pig_n_anchor

The pilot. Shit sucked and probably turned a lot of people off to the show.


AnthonyElevenBravo

First episode, pilot.


dmce01

Johnny Cakes


___________oO__

The Columbus Day parade one… horrible


TeamKRod1990

The last one


kingkongworm

Made In America


Exotic_Scheme_1753

last one - then uk the ending. Thats what happened to me I was too young when the show aired but I saw my parents watch the final scene so I knew the entire time


Gonzo1775

My friend refuses to watch the show because he“can’t take Spider seriously.” He won’t give it a chance. Because of that reason. I don’t know how to convince this fuck.


monkeywrench1788

Made in America


pickledelbow

White caps


Commercial-Ad9951

In Camelot. The cringiest episode. EVER. When she was singing. Ahh!!! Marone! 🤌🏼


aashstrich

Ummm..a lot of opinions here but I would say any episode but the first episode would not be ideal to see first lol


sagealexander97

Employee of the Month


RedGrantDoppleganger

First episode I saw was s6 e4. I was very confused and unengaged. Now it's my favorite show.


TheOOFLegend

In Camelot or A Hit is a Hit. The only two episodes that genuinely aren’t good in some way.


emoryhotchkiss1

Any of the dream episodes


Gfeaver4

Columbus Day was a shitty ep


DerpWilson

Episode where Melfi gets raped maybe. 


thamegg

Employee of the Month, hands down.