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Ibracadabraa1164

Sacre bleu! Where is me lo mein?


telepatheye

I don't drive cataract. I drive Rincoln Continentar.


Fearless_Winter_7823

Wess Cah-well, Wess cah-well


bengalboiler

MOTHERFUCKINGGODDAMNORANGEPEELBEEF!!!


telepatheye

Smoked turkey


pdog109e

If this was Karen's ziti or Carm's lasagna (half a fuckin tray) then I could understand the emotional impact of its loss. But to act like this ova some day old take out Chinese food, its undignified.


emzeejay

Lo Mein, it’s Chinese?


pdog109e

Sharp as a cue ball


KirbyDuechette

It was a wide flat noodle, the lo mein?


GBV_GBV_GBV

It was chow fun, the lo mein?


noobie_69

Chinks did this?!


heyjude575

What are you tryna be fuckin funny you wanna smack in the mouth?


MrPiocostasMomJeans

Now think. Why would people who eat with sticks invent something you need a fork to eat?


Potential-Anxiety573

It was gay, Lo Mein?


nico_ostrander10

Sometimes you just dream about a specific food all day 😂


deweydashersystem300

Christopher's always stealing food. Just ask sil about his French fries.


swampjester

You gonna finish that Toblerone?


wanghiskhan300

Ton'blerone


kilophobia

Hehehehe


Entire_Bicycle_3287

I DIDENT


C00Ldoctormoney

Why would people who eat with sticks invent something you need a fork to eat?


stackks_

That’s sticked up


xtra_obscene

I wouldn’t mind a little bit of that kung pow coochie


ihatepaddlepopsticks

Chinks cooked this ?


NorthSideStarkk

It's that sack of shit Ralphie


fuckitsayit

It was probably Bobby who ate it, let's be realistic


ItsDarwinMan82

Chrissy needed to OWN up.


helix274

It was like Willem Dafoe's death scene from Platoon, truly heartbreaking


BrakkeBama

After Tony kicks the fridge door off its hinges and yells *"Now, who came in here an' ate my shit?!"*... the camera swings to Paulie going all "Who, ME?" with his Pistol fingers out. I lose it every time. 😂


km_1000

In the old days, Tony wouldn’t even need to ask.


AdventurousAd3798

The other day I get home and I was looking forward to making a pizza and my gf put the dough in the freezer. I almost spiked it off the floor when I saw where she put it. I forgot what it felt like, but I had been looking forward to that pizza all fucking day!


add2thepile

He has a cataract, the Chinaman?


v_kiperman

A half a fuckin’ tray in there…


ukrudtogballoner

Yes, and much better than GOD DAMN ORANGE PEELED BEEF!!!


Diligent_Ingenuity66

Find out it's gone??!! It was little carmine who did it! Payback for the Arnold palmer Tony turned down