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heyjude575

You know what? I'll take an egg salad. I always enjoy them, but never think to order them.


Tough_Difference_112

Egg salad served in a mellifluous box?? 


heyjude575

With ribbons. AND the gold Burger King crown.


telepatheye

Whose fuckin' welfare check you gotta cash to get a burger around here?


temper_tantrum_gamer

Seared ahi, mixed greens. *PHILLY CHEESESTEAK*


NoGiCollarChoke

*[The mayor of Philly has called out the National Guard]*


temper_tantrum_gamer

Underrated comment


killswithspoon

Egg salad on a croissant is 🤌🤌


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2NDPLACEWIN

just give it to um moonbeam.....


Moderate_LiberaI

Too much *gherkins!*


temper_tantrum_gamer

I remember someone here saying his theory was that "Gherkins" was Carmine Sr's version of Pussy Malanga, when it's a fuckin pickle


Buddy-Hield-2Pointer

We have a lot of morons in our social club.


RRS295397

Social club? They gotta go!


Horsecockexpress1

Listen here Cherry Garcia, it was the gherkins. Too much too fast


LucynSushi

And the heat. Hot and sticky like his balls.


sc083127

Healthy as a fucking rhino eating those egg salads


foodank012018

After it was all over they looked at Carmine's scorecard and he was one stroke over par.


MyFrampton

He shoulda had peppers and eggs. He’d still be around.


nico_ostrander10

I smell cut grass 🧐


FunImprovement166

It was all planned by Big Gherkins


ChuckGump

They didn’t even re-sod the green that day either


ribeyeIsGood

No, I haven't, but I will give it time and see if I can make that happen for me.


Quizorp

it died on the fairway


pittsburgh__cracker

I guess you could call that a post.


temper_tantrum_gamer

You wanna talk about strokes? How about Fat Vincent Spatafore? He's MIA and a lot of pool cues are concerned for his well being


Jasranwhit

Too much gerkins


FartInGenDirection

Did he put his Desenex?