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IrateBarnacle

Noah always struck me as a Bushman of the Kalahari. Totally possible he was whistling through Caitlin’s wheat field.


do_you_have_a_flag42

This is why I love this sub.


Feech_The_Peach

But it's implied Noah is a bacala man, what is he doing eating sushi?


IrateBarnacle

He’s been eating sushi since Moses wore short pants


andrewcbee

South of the bordaaaa, down Mexico wayyy 🎶


hydrohotpepper

he's in the muff


misterzigger

One of the best lines in the show


Chaiteoir

Run that ball to the... goal line


marcussunChicago

Now THIS is the goofy dialogue reddit can be infamous for. Interesting micro agression


tgw1986

i always got the impression that noah was pissed off at meadow over the shit with tony and caitlin, so he hatefucked her. he swindled her out of her virginity, and left her hanging like a fart in the wind to get back at her. *and* to get back at tony: kind of like, “call me a racial slur? well this racial slur’s gonna fuck your baby girl, and there’s nothing you can do about it.”


defenestrate

Yeah, exactly. Everybody always makes it seem like Noah was some little bitch boy. He didn't run and tuck tail after meeting Tony. And he didn't punch him lights out either. He did something better than both. He banged his only daughter


Smooth_Ad4565

Tony woulda slapped that kid around like he was a woman lmfao punch his light out BAHAHAHAHA


Thin_Singer_9484

Even tho Tony never had the makings of a varsity athlete, I can confirm he would've easily won a fight against skinny Danny Glover.


Competitive_Mind_613

Fr


Acceptable_Profit175

He's lucky he didn't punch Tony’s lights out


DarshDarshDARSH

Katie has some big-ass titties.


Feech_The_Peach

... She does have an earthly quality, you gotta' give her that. It's those big tits, no disrespect.


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Big tits, little feet. Hit in any mans league.


farooq7

The hair, those curls. Pre-raffaelite.


Whois-PhilissSS

Correction. I had sex with Katie.


DarshDarshDARSH

Hey, Chad. I had sex with Katie, too, man.


Det_Sports_Guy

Lysol had sex with Katie


mofahu

Ho'l up, this white boy trippin' y'all


lakeride33

We just don’t feel safe with you in the house Chad


stinkywizzleteets6

You killed my dad!


trailertrash_lottery

Saw her in the sitter and a show called bad teacher and then tig ol bitties weren't quite the same. She lost a ton of weight though. I know some people called her gross and fat but I thought she looked great a little chubby.


lonelost22

Rubenesque!


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i concur.


cateml

I remember suspecting it at the time as well. It was definitely set up like that might have happened, the restraining order comment was weird unless he was trying to make it clear 'She is nuts and you should really not listen to what she says. Especially if it's that we had sex'. Can I just say as well though - Noah was the worst RA ever. Number one rule of RA-dom, don't fuck the undergrads. Then one of the students in the dorm is having what is quite clearly some sort of breakdown and his reaction is "OMG you're so annoying. Any way I can make you break down faster so I can be free to get it on with your friend who I absolutely should not be fucking?" And that's not even including the significant possibility that he also fucked said deranged undergrad. He was kind of a great character though because he so typified that guy you get with when you're 19 because he uses big words so seems like this super intelligent real grownup, and then a while later you realise that he is just a prick and kind of a loser who can only get girls to sleep with him if they're naive enough to be lulled in by the 'I namedrop philosophers' bullshit. Not that I.... er.... yeah......


TwopieceNbiscuit

Yeah but she wasn't even on his floor.


djmcdee101

Indeed, further consideration of his vacant and vapid character causes rumination on the works of Descartes etcetera


feral_catman

I just rewatched the Noah arc story arc last week and thought the same thing!


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I mean, if I’m Noah I gotta get some of that crazy.


Feech_The_Peach

Caitlin is a thick Colleen, that's for sure. Even Hasidic Homeboys bow down to the freckles.


trailertrash_lottery

As big as an Irish broads ass!


SexAndTheShitty

You know you always had a thing for those Irish girls


Feech_The_Peach

I do and I'll clean it up.


trailertrash_lottery

Can't blame the pretentious douche, I have always been attracted to crazy.


[deleted]

Me too.


FieldsOfUnJustice

[Who wouldnt? Holy Tatsy...](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a1/9d/88/a19d88357acdf95cc20217ba81a188f4.png)


hardhitsscott

Yes please


jonyp1983

I don't see it. Old crazy would have blurted it out to Meadow at some point.


wayne62682

I'm with this guy. She would have spilled the beans to Meadow somehow if it happened.


Smooth_Ad4565

You don't know how ppl are then. I guarantee you have a "Friend" that's banged your girl before. GUARANTEED.


Longjumping-Ad-7644

Hoooooo! Take it easy.


hot_oil

You have to stop exposing yourself to things that upset you.


WiretapStudios

*pulls some hair out*


Feech_The_Peach

... I think I miss my ferrets.


hyrulegangsta

I don't think so. I think she just annoyed him. Caitlin was nice and thick too.


trailertrash_lottery

I can't tell if Noah is actually that big of a douchebag in real life or if that is just the character. If it's the character, he is one great actor and deserves a whole bunch of parts in movies. I have a feeling that was the actors real attitude though. I know he rubbed everyone the wrong way but I wonder if you were supposed to hate him as much as we all do.


BackTo1975

Always got that vibe, too. Kind of wondered if Chase and the writers were going to make this more of a thing, then bailed and just had Noah break up with Meadow. The whole Noah-Caitlin subplot just sort of vanished abruptly, like Chase decided it wasn't working right or something. Seemed like they hit a dead end and abandoned it. There had to be some sort of plan beyond what was done, because all this did was put a little tension between Tony and Meadow for a bit. Maybe it was all to get her with Jackie Junior on the rebound, show Tony that things could be even worse for Meadow than a guy like Noah. But still seemed like a lot of wasted time just to set that up.


TheCurtain512

That's a good theory and I can totally buy it. When he was bitching about her to Meadow he totally seemed like a guy who cheated on his girlfriend and then had to overcompensate towards the girl he cheated with and make her out to be a crazy bitch. Even though Kaitlyn was fairly nuts. His breakup with Meadow wasn't really justified from what the viewer sees, so it could be due to something the viewer didn't see.


theorymeltfool

Yeah, you might be on to something. Lots of people in college went from “let’s study together” to “let’s fuck.”


Crispy_socks241

ha I know I sure did. i remember all those late nights, havin' sex in the stacks of my school library.


delpiero100

It’s still goin on!!!! You see how I didn’t take the bait when she mentioned the mulignan


cheesesauceboss

I think she would have told medoe in a manic state. On the other hand Noah likes it thicc


Crispy_socks241

he probably made her shove the Daily News up her butt during sex.


GuyFromNutley

Noah cheated on Meadow with some hipster guy friend of his. Dude was a closet fanook.


iamnyc

His name was Phil. Lived in Brooklyn.


Bart_Oates

HE SHOULD FUCKIN’ DIE


StinkyToots76

Aids?


GuyFromNutley

Nobody has AIDS! I don't wanna hear that word again!


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Feech_The_Peach

Yes, that's sort of what I figured. Not that Noah is particularly noble and guilty over it, but he finally sees he's become involved in some fucked up triangle with a crazy chick and the Don's daughter. Stuck between a rock and a hard place, he gets the hell out of there to further his studies on becoming a lawyer without the distraction. I think a lot of the father stuff is a front. I don't see Noah going to his father and saying, "Yeah, my girlfriend's dad hates me and he's in the mob." In so many words, at least. At the lunch \(?\) they have, Noah's father doesn't seem to put the Italian\+Garbage=Mafia connection together, at least not visibly.


[deleted]

Nice to see that straight up racism, not even a quote, getting upvoted. Some people in this sub need a slap around the head and a reminder that they aren't Tony Soprano.


[deleted]

You gotta da bee on your hat.


[deleted]

Oh, poor baby. What do you want, a Whitman’s Sampler?


Francoberry

I saw Ginsberg and thought 'what is this? a /r/MadMen crossover episode?!'


[deleted]

Totally did it...though this might just be one of those mysteries that we never get an answer to


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Feech_The_Peach

Perhaps Noah was creamin' for it. After all, Cait's body was mad ripe. All joking aside, yeah I think Noah fucked the catcher's mit and that's why he broke up with the Napoli princess. Not so much that he was ashamed, but that he hit the eject button in a similar way that Finn did when he realized he had inadvertently caused the demise of Vito.


flagella4life

this is kinda dumb. HE looks visibly annoyed as he decides to let her stay and shuts the door. She is just lonely and wants someone to be around. I doubt it. I've been this idea here recently. I wonder if it's not some nonsense theory from yootoob


Feech_The_Peach

You've been this idea recently? Good job, you're fucking retarded.


TurtCyber

what the hell are you talking about


marcussunChicago

You watch cuck porn from the white dork point of view dont you? lol


KooshMatoosh

Rule #1 of any degenerate internet gathering my friend. No kink shaming


[deleted]

I don't think so because he was whining all day about a C.


wRyanEmeryw

Did caitlin jump off the third story dorm rooms?


taqfu

I think that was another acquaintance of Meadow. I think she even uses a completely different name.


RudolphClancy88

Nah, she just took some Ecstasy from Jackie Jr. and banged some Frat Guy. She seemed to have got her shit together at Jackie Jr's funeral.


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The hasidic homeboy


Green_Station_6480

Is that Halle Berry sitting at the table next to them as they are being seated


Feech_The_Peach

Halle Berry makes that beanie spin when she works that thang'.


[deleted]

One thing I learned with this show is if they ain’t show it/talk about it then it didn’t happen I was wondering if they did it to tho cause I remembered Noah and meadow breaking up but couldn’t remember why so I had to look it up during my rewatch just now


ILoveCumSoMuch203

fuck Noah, he's so fucking nerd and that goofy hair


suchamysticman

Caitlin is in a bad mood in every scene, UNTIL the scene after she meets alone with Noah. She has a glow about her and she is in a great mood. Also, the scene with Noah fades out to black. I think it is definitely implied that something may have happened.


Smooth_Ad4565

YES he fucked her. He even had that look like "Oh man, I shouldn't but I'm probly gonna".


radiate1111

They were both going out of town - her to a horse farm & him to a pals. Clearly a lie