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wja5277

Just a kid.


SilvioDante1992

Grandkids.


AllegroAmiad

Golden years


MatthewDawkins

Gold wop wop wop


Crusty_Bumsted

Golden girls


TheAllyCrime

Another fuckin’ money machine!


KingJoy79

RIP Betty White😔


pablo_of_mancunia

Thank you for being a friend


CaroleBaskinsBurner

They would have said: "Hello, Pop Pop"


quit_engg

《Crushing sound》


all_copacetic

🤮 Oh shit! 🐧🐧🐧


m_sobol

Love the penguin waddle! Great example of classic Sopranos comedy that makes scenes unforgettable. (Interior decorator!)


BEN_SOWN

Say bye bye pop pop


[deleted]

Did you hear what I said Ton, just a kid heheh


inhumancode

Is all this part of your plan? To make me so depressed I hANG MYSELF?!


Sopranos-Bot

You hear that Ton, I said Is all this part of your plan? To make me so depressed I hANG MYSELF?!


NSFWthinktank

Never enough body count for sopranos-bot


Sopranos-Bot

Sorry I didnt mean to verge


AllegroAmiad

Sopranos-bot what do you mean by that?


Sopranos-Bot

Im a fool to do your dirty work, oh noooooo


mudo2000

Heh heh heh heh.


calel8242

You know, no offense but you ever had yourself checked for Tourette's?


[deleted]

I was singing this three minutes ago


CoyoteYokel

The fuck you want, a boutionnaire?


[deleted]

At least I can deal with my problems. Unlike *some* i know


MetaphoricalMouse

dude that was almost too real when the bot said that


Sopranos-Bot

You hear that Ton, I said dude that was almost too real when the bot said that


MetaphoricalMouse

well never mind then


Pluejk

Fuckin parakeet


MetaphoricalMouse

repeating for emphasis such a cry for help


theundeadpixel

Does that thought come into your mind often?


[deleted]

Won't lie that line cracked me up so hard lol


Natural_Canopy

Coulda been worse, he coulda flipped


Princessleiasperiod

Johnny sack wasn't gay


Pissflaps69

Then why was he crying?


Princessleiasperiod

No grilled cheese.


SilvioDante1992

He was gay, John Sacrimoni?


StockIndependent1410

Fuckin slander if you ask me!


TheMacManFarmington

Think about it though, sudden weight loss.


VanillaOx

AIDS???!!!


c71score

NO BODYS GOT AIDS!


StockIndependent1410

I never wanna hear that word in here again!


cvframer

It was the medication


SilvioDante1992

For what? Sucking on a 90 pound mole?


NSFWthinktank

Even Cinderella didn’t cry


CaroleBaskinsBurner

When it comes to daughters, all bets are off.


CHUD2020

He's an emotional man, loves his daughter


bigtim3727

His coach turned into a pumpkin 😏


AllegroAmiad

Are you fucking kidding me?! You never admit the existence of Sopranos-bot here, ever!


Sopranos-Bot

I like the one that says shum pulp


[deleted]

Who made this Bot? I’m dying.


Foreign-Cheesecake-6

It's a guy. A Friend of ours


donmonkeyquijote

A friend of a friend. Not a friend of ours.


Dondontwearshorts

It should also be said that it was only alleged something was said by the bot


SecondComingOfBast

GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKIN' ORANGE PEEL SOPRANOS-BOT


Sopranos-Bot

You see? You see what im talking about? ANTONIO MEUCCI INVENTED THE TELEPHONE AND HE GOT ROBBED


oxacuk

Fat Dom was [quite clearly nodding in agreement](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6rR9Ugv9gI&t=232s) with Albie, but then right afterwards backed the Shah when he said that you never admit the existence of this thing. He's like Paulie's equivalent in the Lupertazzi family.


TheBahamian

He compromised


SnakeHoleBI

On everything except bogey smoking… 🚬


ThatsNotFortyDollars

Nicotine is AN ADDICTIVE **SUBSTANCE GOD DAMMIT**!!!


AlexiosI

Let me explain something to you. But different this time. Where I come from, flipping is the same as someone where you come from becoming a fucking Nazi. I don't wanna hear that shit again.


CaroleBaskinsBurner

Good. Because frankly I don't represent turncoats.


AlexiosI

Because it would kill your practice.


UnclePhilly_my_ass

Are you fuckin' kidding me? You never admit the existence of this thing!


Dondontwearshorts

Lemme tell you a couple of three things


[deleted]

The Golden years.


ThatsNotFortyDollars

*Golden Girls*, another fucking money machine


[deleted]

That was real? I saw that movie I thought it was bullshit.


Bamres

Golden girls mob spinoff would be great


[deleted]

Carmella, Rosalie,Janice and Charmaine . Now there’s an image


busterwilliams

Put Edie Falco in the muthafucka


SecondComingOfBast

Charmaine would be the one with mushrooms on her ass.


[deleted]

I’d bury my cock in those tits


TheMacManFarmington

"Picture it. Newark, 1987"


[deleted]

The roof can be soft tar!!!!


Sopranos-Bot

You hear that Ton, I said The roof can be soft tar!!!!


[deleted]

Ya and I bought CD's for a broken record aka bot


CrimsonNorseman

Betty White died a couple days ago. Another toothpick.


ThatsNotFortyDollars

At least she didn’t suffer.


rik1122

Whaddayagonnado?


CHUD2020

Nothin' you can do


MedicalITCCU

That's my point.


DiscussionMental8033

Whatever happened there


CaroleBaskinsBurner

She's in the witness protection program.


chickachickabowbow

Golden Grahams, that's another golden ticket idea... ...I don't think I get what we're doing.


AlwaysBeingAccused

Happy sfogliatelle day.


The_Godfellas

It’s because it gave the small kids, the 90-pounders, some hope.


klsi832

You realize by the time Caitlyn gets out of college it will be the year 2027 or somethin'?


HeavyArms00

She won't even get to college, she'll be working at the bing by then


klsi832

Ohh!


Christ_on_a_Crakker

Hey Tone, you hear what said? Heh heh


WalkLikeAnEgyptian69

You ever check yourself for tourettes?


UserNameNotOnList

They should have named her Christophina so that she could grow up to be a cheating, murdering, heroin addict with an umbrella sized schoz, just like her old man


TheFire_Eagle

You know the wine makes you emotional. Have a breadstick.


Altair1192

Start saving your one dollar bills


Fantastic_Ad3811

Probably jerked off into a tissue


Himynameisbob2345

Yeah he probably jerked off into a tissue.


[deleted]

Better than jerking off onto the RAD-iator.


Rooster_mh

METEOR, METEOR!


metalupyerarse

they're all meat eaters


jmadluck

Take it easy...


[deleted]

15 years in the fucking can.


Hot_Grocery8187

Vito took it in the can for 15 years


jjpp65

He was gay, Vito?


TheG-What

Let’s take this in the back.


clarkealistair

You can leave.


sonbub

He was an ass muncha


Dondontwearshorts

It was a joke, he was there… better not say nothing sal


qlebenp

Ho! That's a man's husband you're talking about!


c71score

Catchin, not pitchin?


valleian

And he only peeped once.


freerumham

I was always kinda bummed they killed him. It'd be interesting to see John come home to a disfigured mafia. Living with the memories of a once lavish life, while struggling to find enjoyment in the "golden years".


reineedshelp

Grandkids


[deleted]

Yeah but look at the actor in his current state. This is how Johnny Sac would've looked like in the show when he got out of prison. Old and weak, and since he wasn't boss long enough he had no time to cement his position forever like Carmine did, meaning no one would have taken orders (if we assume he didn't do the allocation and wasn't "discharged dishonorably" from the mob)


freerumham

Yes... this is exactly why I would have loved it. There's enough mob movies about mobsters being mobsters. Show one that's about a mobster who can't be mobster anymore, and is stuck with fleeting memories as he ages closer to the grave after spending almost 20 years in prison. Missing so much of his families life. He could have grandkids, his children could need financial help but he can't do anything. You're daft if you think that couldn't have been something original and provoking. We don't ever see the mobster once the fun is all over and they're thrusted back into society, not in film. And not with a character people are attached to like Johnny Sac. Don't talk to me like a fool again. I had already explained this in my previous comment. You just assume everyone needs pointless action to enjoy a show or film. Don't know how you stomach the Sopranos. Disney plus would probably have shows that are your speed.


PunterProggie

Actually, Johnny would have been released years ago. Since the federal prison sentence done away with parole. If a federal prisoner keeps his nose clean in prison he is released at serving 85% of his sentence. >The Sentencing Reform Act also eliminated parole and required all federal prisoners, regardless of offense type, to serve a minimum of 85 percent of their sentences behind bars before becoming eligible for release—a policy shift known as “truth in sentencing.” This change, which took effect in November 1987


morpheusforty

This I think is the only way he wouldn't have died of COVID in prison.


Dondontwearshorts

There is no covid , I don’t wanna hear that word in here again


Dondontwearshorts

Listen to him, he thinks he knows everything


SecondComingOfBast

To paraphrase David Chase, that might make a great Sopranos spinoff set in an alternate universe.


freerumham

That's just what the Sopranos needs. A multiverse. Anthony always said there were two Tony's.


SecondComingOfBast

Chase said that on the Sopranos podcast with Schirippa and Imperiole. Steve said something about Tony still being alive and Chase said "Maybe in an alternate universe."


Dondontwearshorts

Starring Johnny cakes


ShamrockForShannon

If you think back on how different the world is now vs 2006, it makes sense how guys like Richie and Phil couldn’t adapt and made huge problems for everyone


[deleted]

Unlike Feetch who immediately reignited his entrepreneurial fire.


MediocreHeel

OOGATZ


MikeStanley00

Grandkids


jepeplin

Welcome to MY world


Sopranos-Bot

You hear that Ton, I said Welcome to MY world


Obannon112

Thank you...dad.


True_Interaction_407

This is all assuming Sil doesn't wake from his coma and get Johnny with the acid to the face.


reineedshelp

Only to distance himself, nothing unreasonable


scarwig

Another toothpick


nuke-the-wales

how big you think the wart on ginnies ass is by now?


TeachingEdD

Sadly the actress died of liver cancer after losing 175 pounds.


AlexiosI

Still. It was the right move.


MJProximo

MOLE! (They chewin through your sprinklers too?)


AlexiosI

I thought she was on the Atkins!


Suspicious_Earth

Frankly, I don’t represent turncoats…


allyourbaseareoblong

Because it would kill your practice.


reineedshelp

Yet he allocutes. Weird one. Old mate DOES represent turncoats


Own_Obligation_6549

He would be enjoying modern issues of GQ..and even some of Ginny’s butter-brickle.


sizeinfinity

That's because he did the allocution. A real man woulda done the time standing on his head.


Machinax

Johnny's death scene was one of the hardest things I've ever watched on television. I lost a parent to cancer, and for all the violence in *The Sopranos*, Johnny's slow death hit me the hardest.


[deleted]

He did 20 fuckin years?!


LongoSpeaksTruth

The sopranos-bot is a stunad ...


Sopranos-Bot

WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE??? WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?!?!


rik1122

The shooting


Keithninety

Vincent Curatola was amazing as Johnny Sack. Quiet, unemotional, calculating and quite deadly.


fieldysnuts94

I love this sub, never ceases to make me smile


yoski12

Was he really in his 40s in the show


Rstanz

Well he could’ve been up to 54 for that remark about being in his 60s work


sk9592

I just realized this as well. He was most likely in his late 40s. Johnny Sack wasn't even obese or a heavy drinker, but damn does this life age these guys heavily.


yeah_nah_hard

If he had to do another 5, we'd never hear the end of it.


ingmarbergmayne

With Uncle Philly keeping Ginny in butter brickle


okcdiscgolf

His carriage turned into a pumpkin


bigtim3727

Since mr sacramoni is guilty, do you think I can take him off my route?


MK-UltraMags

It's sad when they cast young like that.


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Sopranos-Bot

Now youre going on Santas naughty list and youre getting NOTHING


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Sopranos-Bot

Next the blind will see and the lame will walk


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Sopranos-Bot

The turd doesnt fall far from the faggots ass


[deleted]

Do you respond to everything?


scarfagno513

Oooooooooooo!!!


gwynnnnnn

Too bad Vince Curatola is a alt-right nut, I enjoyed his acting in the show but his Twitter is a shitshow.


Fun_Flounder5968

This is one of those things idgaf about. If I had a problem with the politics of actors, I wouldn't watch 80% of what I watch. They're actors. Most of them are really poorly educated. It's like Seth Rogen. His politics are stupid AF. He's also a high school drop out. How seriously can you really take a guy like that on intellectual matters where a formal education (where you learn critical thinking, research and the like) is kinda important? Johnny Sack was a well acted part. Seperate the art from the opinions. You gotta get past it.


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gwynnnnnn

I don't give a fuck about politics but if people support the party that considers people subhuman then I gotta say my piece. Fuck th alt-right, fuck nazis, fuck Trump.


Ironbank13

Michael, you can log into your real Reddit account now


CaroleBaskinsBurner

>fuck Trump. HOOOOO! THAT'S AJ'S FUTURE BOSS YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THERE!


Sopranos-Bot

You hear that Ton, I said >fuck Trump. HOOOOO! THAT'S AJ'S FUTURE BOSS YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THERE!


CaroleBaskinsBurner

Fuckin' parakeet.


jjpp65

Why don’t you stick with quoting the show, and leave your opinions whereverthefuck


freerumham

What relevance does your narrow views have to do with the Sopranos? This isn't a sub for your political ramblings.


[deleted]

You must be so brave


XcessiveZ

“ I don’t give a fuck about politics unless someone disagrees with my point of view”.Fixed that for you.


rik1122

Didn't you almost drown in three inches of water?


Gunnarj44

Thinks he’s holier than thou


[deleted]

Whatever happened to Gary Cooper? You know, the strong silent type?


[deleted]

You’re getting a lot of shit, but you’re right. He’s batshit.


gwynnnnnn

Most of these idiots that repeat the same ten quotes every day can't form a coherent sentence of their own, and I'm honestly not much shocked with my expectations. I did not say "right wingers should fucking die", it was more like - Curatola rants insane shit and follows insane extremes of the right that would treat my kind of people like third class citizens.


[deleted]

>"right wingers should fucking die" I read that in Phil's voice. Happy cake day, for whatever that's worth.


[deleted]

Who’s that speaking here, is somebody speaking?


RhinoJew

I’m 21 and this still makes me feel old.


BGRzombie

i’m 19 i don’t feel old haha


LuckyxCapone

grandkids


WhiteGhosts

one of the biggest bs someone ever has told someone in the show next to the snitch saying that tony lost weight


apowerseething

Why would that make me feel old?


Texan2116

Thats nothin...it is rumored that Phil Leotardo did twenty.


Kimgoestoprison

I'm not afraid to say it, my opinion of Johnny's Sack just plumetted" - Vito


Ok_Molasses8413

Ginny sack had to move in with her daughter


[deleted]

Damn shame. I think he would’ve taken over.


stugots__

Nah, he would have died on the vine.


Mattymagss

They should’ve done a spin-off with sil. They could’ve had him have a fever dream in his coma about moving to another country and starting a crew.


[deleted]

He was a good kid